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mALX
post Dec 13 2016, 06:32 PM
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BWAAHAA! I'll have to listen to that next time I'm in Orsinium!

Those messages from the hirelings are really funny!






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post Dec 14 2016, 06:22 AM
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I think I have taken several screenies of those letters from the hirelings just because they are HILARIOUS!!

My favorite has to be the Khajiit, Pacrooti. He writes the way Khajiiti talk, and I can almost hear his 'voice' in these missives.


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post Dec 14 2016, 10:40 PM
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If you hang around long enough, poor old Durang will eventually fall off the edge. His friend says something along the lines of "I'm not cleaning that up".

I love the hireling letters too! Every so often one hireling will leave and be replaced by a new one with another story to follow - really fun!

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post Dec 15 2016, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(hazmick @ Dec 14 2016, 04:40 PM) *

If you hang around long enough, poor old Durang will eventually fall off the edge. His friend says something along the lines of "I'm not cleaning that up".

I love the hireling letters too! Every so often one hireling will leave and be replaced by a new one with another story to follow - really fun!



BWAAHAA! I never saw that!






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post Jan 3 2017, 08:47 AM
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"M'aiq learned to late that ash pits are home to dark elf ancestors. He...erhm... hopes they don't mind the rain."


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post Jan 3 2017, 08:07 PM
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I've heard this in passing before, but I thought it was funny how Eolan got it frequently from the Nord under the Windhelm bridge while the other characters didn't even get it once when they participated in the event.

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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 3 2017, 01:47 AM) *

"M'aiq learned to late that ash pits are home to dark elf ancestors. He...erhm... hopes they don't mind the rain."

Everything out of M'aiq's mouth is always great. Especially the thinly-veiled comments about things like subscriptions and maintenance time.

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post Jan 3 2017, 08:11 PM
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QUOTE(monkeyemoness @ Jan 3 2017, 02:07 PM) *

I've heard this in passing before, but I thought it was funny how Eolan got it frequently from the Nord under the Windhelm bridge while the other characters didn't even get it once when they participated in the event.

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I heard that while passing nearby the Windhelm stables, laugh.gif





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post Jan 3 2017, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 3 2017, 01:11 PM) *

QUOTE(monkeyemoness @ Jan 3 2017, 02:07 PM) *

I've heard this in passing before, but I thought it was funny how Eolan got it frequently from the Nord under the Windhelm bridge while the other characters didn't even get it once when they participated in the event.

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Pressure sensitivity on my tablet refuses to work today idk.



I heard that while passing nearby the Windhelm stables, laugh.gif

Is it just Khajiit, or is everyone in Windhelm drunk?


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post Jan 3 2017, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 3 2017, 10:58 PM) *

Is it just Khajiit, or is everyone in Windhelm drunk?

It's Konunleikar! viking.gif


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post Jan 3 2017, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 3 2017, 04:58 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 3 2017, 01:11 PM) *

QUOTE(monkeyemoness @ Jan 3 2017, 02:07 PM) *

I've heard this in passing before, but I thought it was funny how Eolan got it frequently from the Nord under the Windhelm bridge while the other characters didn't even get it once when they participated in the event.

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I heard that while passing nearby the Windhelm stables, laugh.gif

Is it just Khajiit, or is everyone in Windhelm drunk?


I erect the spine of inebriation ... er, denial.









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post Jan 4 2017, 12:05 AM
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QUOTE(hazmick @ Jan 3 2017, 04:11 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 3 2017, 10:58 PM) *

Is it just Khajiit, or is everyone in Windhelm drunk?

It's Konunleikar! viking.gif

*Corn-Noon-Licker


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post Jan 5 2017, 05:25 PM
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That drunken Nord's line is even funnier given the bridge party setting. laugh.gif

Since Jerric has started over on the PC, he is getting Provisioning Hireling notes again from Gavin. That guy is hilarious. I'd spend the point just to get his letters.

Corn-noon-liquor is why Jerric takes forever each time he goes through Windhelm! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 7 2017, 03:37 AM
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"...if you avoid all of life's abrasions, you'll never be polished enough to shine. We must be pretty damned shiny by now." - Lyris Titanborn.


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post Jan 8 2017, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE(hazmick @ Jan 6 2017, 09:37 PM) *

"...if you avoid all of life's abrasions, you'll never be polished enough to shine. We must be pretty damned shiny by now." - Lyris Titanborn.



laugh.gif


An Argonian line: "My scales are moist with anticipation." I think that was from Trayna.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Nw2dGGJjg





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post Feb 1 2017, 03:31 AM
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Not really an NPC per say but Khajiit found this little nugget from woodworking hireling Pacrooti to be hilarious:
"Today Pacrooti heard a voice say 'Khajiit! I need your help!' He turned around and saw a toad. The toad said 'I've been cursed by an evil mage. The curse will be broken if you kiss me. I will turn back into a beautiful maiden.' Pacrooti put the toad in his pocket. He can get a lot of gold for a talking frog."

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post Feb 1 2017, 04:46 AM
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Pacrooti in general is the best hireling to get mail from.

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Pacrooti was forced to punish a Breton child when his tail was pulled today. The child screamed as if burnt alive as Pacrooti tied him down and recited exerpts from "Civility and Etiquette: Khajiit."


I miss his correspondence. :/

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post Feb 1 2017, 04:50 AM
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QUOTE(monkeyemoness @ Jan 31 2017, 09:46 PM) *

Pacrooti in general is the best hireling to get mail from.

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Pacrooti was forced to punish a Breton child when his tail was pulled today. The child screamed as if burnt alive as Pacrooti tied him down and recited exerpts from "Civility and Etiquette: Khajiit."


I miss his correspondence. :/

Bahahaha! So many good ones from Pacrooti! Does Pacrooti go somewhere?


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post Feb 1 2017, 12:44 PM
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You get new hirelings every so often. Pacrooti is the Khajiit who deals with crown crates though, so you can see him any time you want.

Haa-Rei just unlocked Gavin Gavonne, the provisioner hireling. He's one of our favourites:

"I hope these provisioner components reach you in a timely manner. I got turned about in a strange swamp and lost one boot to the mud. The nearest wayshrine was a short walk, but a very long hop."


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post Feb 1 2017, 01:46 PM
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Most any Nord: "I need another drink like I need a head in the hole."


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post Feb 1 2017, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 1 2017, 06:46 AM) *

Most any Nord: "I need another drink like I need a head in the hole."

Lol. "Head in the hole"


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