Funniest moments in Mw Options

[Nashi_Tai]

1) My first time playing, I deside to walk to Balmora. My sis convises me to take a swim while I'm fallowing the caost. All of a sudden I'm atached by two sluater fish, I try to get away and more show up. I can't get to sore, I barely manage to crawl up on this rock, and all I can do is sit there and cry because I a- only have a dagger I can't use very wel, b- have no potions and am almost dead, c- they wont leave so I can't sleep, d- forgot to save. I've hated slauterfish ever sense.

2) My first enconter with a Dark Brotherhood assasin. I had just made a new character and was like lvl 3 when I took a nap near Seyda Neen. Unbenounced to me the dangers of having resently instaled Tribunal. I awake to a stange noise and am confrunted by this guy in black calling me a thecher (sp?) like it was his woods or something, he then trows a dart at me which takes out half my health so natualy I run into town screaming like a little girl. As the chase continues he, not I, kill a villager, yet I get the bounty! So now I have a assasin and three gaurds chasing me needles to say my death was swift and bloody.

[Intestinal Chaos]

With my first character Gerrit (a wood elf thief) I had stolen Fargoth's ring from the stump for that one Nord guy in Arrile's. As I walked past Fargoth he exclaimed "I THINK YOU'RE A THIEF-" I nearly jumped out of my skin and ran from whatever guards I thought might be after me at the moment when I looked at the bottom of the screen (bad hearing, I keep the captions on) and read "-because you've stolen my heart". To this day I still flinch when I hear that from any Bosmer NPC.

This post has been edited by Intestinal Chaos: Jul 21 2005, 10:14 PM

[MerGirl]

As I walked past Fargoth he exclaimed "I THINK YOU'RE A THIEF-" and read "-because you've stolen my heart". To this day I still flinch when I hear that from any Bosmer NPC.

Do only male Wood-Elves say that to other male Bosmer? Because I've played a female Bosmer and I never heard that phrase from any male Bosmer, even if they had a high disposition. Wow, I guess this is why many people seem to hate Bosmer, especially the males.

This post has been edited by MerGirl: Jul 21 2005, 11:03 PM

[Soulseeker3.0]

I think my funniest moment was when I started seeing people stuck in buildings and fish on an island

(bad hearing, I keep the captions on)

I always have the captions on for the heck of things

[Kiln]

The funniest thing I saw was when I started finding guards floating everywhere in the river through Balmora. When your game gets somewhere around five hundred and fifty days old people start to wander into places they aren't meant to be and die. In some towns the silt strider guys have fallen off their docks and died, same with boatmen...hilarious but at the same time so sad.(Maybe I'm just weird to find this funny but its funny to watch people kill themselves by accident in Morrowind.)

[Aki]

*giggles* I know! I'm like, "Is this the next Resident MediEvil or what?   
Oh, Aki, did your Khajiit scream like a girl when he gets hit? I haven't played a Khajiit, so I don't know what's their grunts/screams sound like.
Oh, that's a funny image!: A Khajiit screaming like a girl when getting hit by a Mudcrab! 

Nah, my Khajiit growled when he got wailed on.

[Intestinal Chaos]

The Manor FULL of corpus Beasts you had to clean out in that one Redoran Quest scared the hell out of me even as a Khajiit (and thusly, using the night-eye ability of the Khajiit).
Brought back memories of resident evil....well kinda.
No zombie dogs. 

Yeah it was really reminicent (sp?) of Resident Evil. I did that particular quest at 2:00 in the morning, I didn't think Morrowind could ever scare me like it did that morning.

[tempest]

once, i was sending my breton pilgrim into the altar stone inside the ghostfence. accidently i walked past it and ended up in dagoth urs citadel.

[vaanic~one]

The funniest moment of mine has to be when the playing the mod "Black Mill". I had this poor guy called "timpy" following me, and he was a corprus stalker. Anyhow, He was um..a little faster than normal corprus stalkers. Well, for that matter, he was REALLY fast. But poor timpy also had a limp........now ya'll should try to imagine a corprus stalker travelling really fast, and I can tell you it is the most hilarious thing you will ever see! Poor Timpy...

Another funny moment has to be at the entrance to Galom Deus. That stupid Vampire Woman who turned around, saw me, and walked straight into that pit of lava......all I could hear was her screams.......heheheheheheheheheheheh!

[Intestinal Chaos]

Hahaha, I had a citizen from Balmora follow me all the out near the lava pits while being constantly under dominate, I was trying to relocate him to a Daedric Ruin where I was building a population of "kidnapped" Balmora citizens (getting back at House Hlaalu for kicking me out for sleeping in a bed) And I jumped across a lava stream and forgot my low hp companion couldn't do the same. Needless to say he burned to death.

This post has been edited by Intestinal Chaos: Jul 28 2005, 09:47 PM

[Soulseeker3.0]

The funniest moment of mine has to be when the playing the mod "Black Mill".  I had this poor guy called "timpy" following me, and he was a corprus stalker.  Anyhow, He was um..a little faster than normal corprus stalkers.  Well, for that matter, he was REALLY fast.  But poor timpy also had a limp........now ya'll should try to imagine a corprus stalker travelling really fast, and I can tell you it is the most hilarious thing you will ever see!  Poor Timpy...

I remember that one, that was funny.

[Intestinal Chaos]

I suppose it is one of those things you'd have to see to really laugh at it.

[Soulseeker3.0]

yes seeing a limping corprus stalking "runing" with a limp is funny

[Intestinal Chaos]

I have a scrib living on top of my vampire mage's "house". I rested on the top of an Ancestral Tomb's alcove and a scrib "attacked me in my sleep". He has stayed there ever since.

[Kiln]

Speaking of scrib, I filled the council club in Balmora with ten scribs...they sometimes dissappear though...thats another funny thing I've done before.

This post has been edited by Kiln: Jul 30 2005, 12:34 AM

[vaanic~one]

yes seeing a limping corprus stalking "runing" with a limp is funny

"funny" is a slight understatement. I fell off my chair laughing.

And I played through the whole Mod again with another character just to see that again. I ran around the cathedral about 20 times backwards just so I could see him do the funny run...poor timpy...

This post has been edited by vaanic~one: Aug 1 2005, 04:17 PM

[Soulseeker3.0]

I took a screen shot of me jkumping and trying to sleep and all that came up was the no sleeping in mid air thing and my brother was shocked, I guess he didn't see me play that mod.

[Intestinal Chaos]

Speaking of scrib, I filled the council club in Balmora with ten scribs...they sometimes dissappear though...thats another funny thing I've done before.

Hahahaha! That's great. I once made a mod that placed 6 rikilings in the middle of Balmora just to see the guards get all worked up. It was great.

[Kell-Reevor]

Funniest thing I've done was pick a fight with a gondolier and parade around through the whole game with his hat as a trophy.

Good times.

[Sinder Velvin]

The funniest thing I saw was when I started finding guards floating everywhere in the river through Balmora.  When your game gets somewhere around five hundred and fifty days old people start to wander into places they aren't meant to be and die.  In some towns the silt strider guys have fallen off their docks and died, same with boatmen...hilarious but at the same time so sad.(Maybe I'm just weird to find this funny but its funny to watch people kill themselves by accident in Morrowind.)

I use "RA" (reset actors) in the console once in a while, so things like that don't happen.