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Elisabeth Hollow |
Nov 1 2013, 03:13 AM
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From: Texas
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QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 31 2013, 09:09 PM) QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 07:43 PM) *Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*
The hell with that. I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts. Southern women, lol
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mALX |
Nov 1 2013, 03:15 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 31 2013, 09:39 PM) I'm baaaaaaack. Got loads of candy, went to one awesome party and one really crappy one. Pics in the morning, hopefully. Hey wait, what happened to the pics from ComicCon? QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 31 2013, 10:09 PM) QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 07:43 PM) *Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*
The hell with that. I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts. ROFL !!! Well, ya'll come on down, ya hear? This post has been edited by mALX: Nov 1 2013, 03:20 AM
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ghastley |
Nov 1 2013, 04:12 AM
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Joined: 13-December 10
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I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.
Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Nov 1 2013, 04:59 AM
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Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 10:20 PM) QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 31 2013, 11:12 PM) I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.
Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?
No, the two top all time top awesome boobs were both real - none of the fake ones qualified as awesome. (those girls with the real ones didn't ask me to touch theirs though). You can feel mine if we ever meet. I guess XD everyone pretty much just grabs them.
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mALX |
Nov 1 2013, 05:11 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:59 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 10:20 PM) QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 31 2013, 11:12 PM) I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.
Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?
No, the two top all time top awesome boobs were both real - none of the fake ones qualified as awesome. (those girls with the real ones didn't ask me to touch theirs though). You can feel mine if we ever meet. I guess XD everyone pretty much just grabs them. I'll be right over. If you see a Jaguar circling on I - 10 around Houston, that is me - get in front of me and lead me in, lol.
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mirocu |
Nov 1 2013, 09:52 AM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
From: [CLASSIFIED]
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 01:29 AM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 08:26 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:23 AM) I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.
*Pulls Kobby over* Show a little decorum, man. You're embarrassing yourself. NO -continues to wish he could move to tenesse- They probably won´t let you feel them anyway, Kobby. They only ask other women to feel them snassin´ frassin´
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Kiln |
Nov 1 2013, 08:48 PM
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Forum Bard
Joined: 22-June 05
From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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Ah, another joyous day in the Kiln house. My son decided he didn't want to sleep all night so now I get to crawl into work with 2 hours of sleep since yesterday, when I got 4 hours. Worst part? Now that I'm getting ready to leave he's fast asleep.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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mALX |
Nov 1 2013, 10:10 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 1 2013, 03:48 PM) Ah, another joyous day in the Kiln house. My son decided he didn't want to sleep all night so now I get to crawl into work with 2 hours of sleep since yesterday, when I got 4 hours. Worst part? Now that I'm getting ready to leave he's fast asleep.
Baby crying in the night checklist: 1. Is baby getting too much sleep during the day? 2. Is baby clean/dry/fed/burped? ** At this age you can mix a little "Infant Rice Cereal Flakes" in with breast milk or formula and give it to baby right before night bedtime. Sterilyzed baby bottle/nipple/collar = cut a bigger hole in the nipple to let the cereal flow/not too big though, (the baby should still have to work to get the cereal through the nipple). 3. Is the crying sound aggravated (teething) or painful (stomach ache/colic)? ** Teething - wet clean washcloth and put it in the freezer. When it is good and cold, wad it up and see if baby wants to chew on it. That soothes the gums and helps the baby get the tooth through (but is only temporary fix, you'll have to keep one in the freezer and keep exchanging them out or get a teething toy that can be refrigerated. It won't solve the crying till the tooth clears the skin). ** Stomach Ache/Colic - Catnip tea in a baby bottle sometimes helps, but the best the main thing is to get a gentle pressure and heat on the baby's tummy. Lay baby bare-chested on your bare chest with his head near your heart (you can drape a baby blanket over him for warmth if needed) - your heartbeat soothes the baby, and your body heat rises up an warms baby's tummy just the perfect temperature. The pressure of being on his tummy against yours is just enough to help push the gas on through. (you can put a cloth diaper under his face to keep from being spit up on) This image shows how to do it, but you really need the shirts off both daddy and baby: Another way to get pressure on his tummy is to dangle him (bare-chested) over your bare lower inside section of your arm. His head goes at your elbow, his tummy against your arm (for the body heat and pressure on his tummy). His legs and arms dangle down, and your hand holds his butt to keep him from falling. You can walk around and do stuff while he is dangling, they like this position. IF your wife is breastfeeding = she can't eat Broccoli/Cabbage/Coffee/Onions/etc - these type acidy foods come through the breast milk and cause upset tummy's in babies. Have her cut out spices/gassy or acidy foods/caffienated drinks until the baby is getting onto more solid foods and using less breast milk. Then she can begin adding them back into her diet. Dangling baby images: This post has been edited by mALX: Nov 1 2013, 10:44 PM
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mALX |
Nov 1 2013, 10:48 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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Now that I got the proper images in the above post I can show the "What not to do" images... The way NOT to dangle baby: 1. Over balcony: 2. Over pit bull dog's mouth:
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mirocu |
Nov 1 2013, 11:03 PM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 10:51 PM) Thorn, this is probably one of the wierdest threads on the forum :lo:
Of course it is. You created it!
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