SUNDAS SUNDAS SUNDAS!
Marooned Dragon Enterprises is exasperated, exfoliated, extrapolated, excited to announce our pre-Apocalypse SALE!
You have not seen bargains like this since the Dragon Break!
Special Featured Item
The Marooned Dragon Magic 8-plus-1-Ball! Fun for the whole family, especially the little scamps, or possibly Clannfear....
Disclaimer- Due to a
slight magical manufacturing defect, an unknown (but extremely limited- we promise) number of Marooned Dragon Magic 8-plus-1-Ball models may display a glowing red eye. For best results, please try to avoid staring at it.
Additional Disclaimer- The Marooned Dragon Corp., (LLC, Pat. Pending, Torment-Unending, Ltd., GTO, non-GMO, dinner-and-a-show) is not responsible for any of the following side-effects that may result from use of the Marooned Dragon Magic 8-plus-1-Ball:
Diarrhea, logorrhea, logarthims, pyorrhea, porphyria (okay
maybe that one), blood lust, elephant must, kitty dust, barley rust, Cyrodiil or bust, loan & trust, male pattern baldness, bald male patter, paternal bald males (except Patrick Stewart), sun spots, tater tots, Gordian knots, Vegas slots, evil fairies, cash-n-carry, beri beri, heebie jeebies, light-n-breezy, Doc and Sneezy, catarrh, Jar Jar, arm-bars, Death Stars (eh-
possibly that one is our fault, too), unsightly scars, performance art, Pop Tarts (just the ones with frosting, the others are okay), skinny jeans, collard greens, cracked screens, bad dreams (um- yeah, actually we
are responsible for those).
Otherwise, the Marooned Dragon Magic 8-plus-1-Ball is 100% safe and effective, approximately 50% of the time when used as directed under adult supervision... and inside a warded chamber. (Warded chambers sold separately).
This post has been edited by treydog: Mar 25 2020, 02:41 AM