The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[ShogunSniper]

ok, post evilness here now

[Wolfie]

Shouldn't you post the list of our titles and permits and standing deals and stuff?

[BobV]

Being EVIL, I've decided to do that.

OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: Mormon National Bank
Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild

Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD)
HQ: Carribean?
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp)
Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)

BobV: Food Khan
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending


DoomedOne, can I, along with fastfood monsters, create fastfood drones? They will be bred in breeding facilities using the McDonalds chain as a front, and when eaten, will implant a mechanical chip into the digestive system of the unfortunate fools, which will allow us to control them. Ain't I teh evil. Should you desire a tribute, we can send a few truckloads of unmodified fastfood to you or anyone else you want to recieve it.

[Chumbaniya]

Don't get me wrong BobV, the Pirates Against World Peace thing is good, but Pirates Against Drunk Driving? The only reason my pirates would ever be against drunk driving would be because they prefer drunken sailing instead.

If it is approved by the council, I'd like to add various other creatures to my army as support units, including Surveilance Parrots, Swashbuckling Lawyers, Rum Sellers, Cutlass Repairmen and Cannoneers. I would also like to request that the council give me a grant to buy a large amount of black cloth, some white spray paint, and a skull and various sizes of Skull and Crossbones stencils. I could buy the flags ready made, of course, but I think my pirates would appreciate being able to make their own flags, as the flags really are an important part of their identities.

[BobV]

I only copypasted it, 'twas posted by the boss of bosses.

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

LMAO " k guys, It's craft time, everyone grab your blac cloth, pick up a stencil and a sponge, then return to your chairs. Isn't this fun"

.....

"Alright, so now that we have taped the stencils on, i will pour some white paint on the disposable plates infront of you. gently dab the sponge into the paint, avoid getting too much....No billy you're doing it wrong, here you do it like this."


LMAO

[BobV]

Dude. That's EVIL.

[DoomedOne]

I was making fun of your pirate thing chumba. Read the list in the last thread, it's there too.

Bob, I can only contain you in genetic manipulation, you can have a permit for that. I'm really only a board leader, I just happen to have usurped power over the most productive fields of evil geniosity.

When I get back from school I reveal my plan to use Hitler clones to take over the world.

[BobV]

Very well then.

*begins producing genetically modified fastfood monsters at McDonalds restaurants*

[minque]

When I get back from school I reveal my plan to use Hitler clones to take over the world.

Aaaaarrrgghhhh You can´t be serious!


*picks up the phone to call all NPPs in order to assemble fuel-elements*

[gamer10]

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: A Treehouse
Army: Two hundred squirrels armed with water balloons

Bobv got it wrong, so I corrected it. It should look like above.

I'd like a permit to fill my Squirrel's water balloons with nuclear waste.

This post has been edited by gamer10: Aug 30 2005, 08:17 PM

[ShogunSniper]

now would you like those squirrels regular or genetically modified?

[gamer10]

now would you like those squirrels regular or genetically modified?

Perhaps if they could have two extra hands on their sides, in order to hold more water ballons.

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

i'd also recommend retractable claws, as to not pop water balloons.

If you wish to use a potent poison, I may give you permit, assuming you tell em firs what poison you wish to use. acids are quite toxic, as are strong bases. just an offer.

[Dantrag]

you may use nuclear waste to fill the baloons with. I will send you a shipment right away, gamer.

[ED 209]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an idea, how about, we hijack some nuclear warheads and hold the world ransom for......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

This post has been edited by ED 209: Aug 30 2005, 08:55 PM

[OverrideB1]

Hmmm, my army of Chinese Sweatshop workers are inserting mind control transmitters in all the Nike footware we're currently making. Ha, tomorrow belongs to me... wait, where have I heard that before?

I have replaced my mutant-robotic otters with regular, run of the mill cyber-otters... 10-foot tall, exploding cyber-otters... with lasers for eyes... and I'll go and lie down now.










Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHAHA (again)

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

bit lame ED.
that all you got?

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Aug 30 2005, 08:57 PM

[BobV]

Make it 1 million dollars and the ownership of Bethesda softworks, Eddy-boy. NYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! ™

[ED 209]

bit lame ED.
that all you got?

At least I've got an army, and a dark dank complex of tortur.........love chambers.