The Evil Genius Collaboration Thread, Where evil geniuses fraternize Options

[Neck' Thall]

Hey guys, y dont we just make propaganda to make it look like smoking is kool, so all kids will smoke and there fore die, effectivloy killing off a gerneration...ohh yeah, Tobbaco companies are already doing that...

[ShogunSniper]

Immoral Intellectuals
Evil Genius

I fail to see a difference...

[Red]

Hey guys, y dont we just make propaganda to make it look like smoking is kool, so all kids will smoke and there fore die, effectivloy killing off a gerneration...ohh yeah, Tobbaco companies are already doing that...

I saw a nice documentary on that. It was about a guy who was a model for tobbaco compnies. He said when he started to think "hey, maybe this is wrong" is when him and some other models climbed a mountain while smoking. He said he almost passed out because his body couldn't handle the air because he had smoked so much.

[DoomedOne]

That idea is good, but it's not very insidious. It takes so long to actually kil them off a lot of the time they can actually have children before they die. Of course, the children are tiny, vulnerable little things thanks to the cigerettes, which is close, just a few more unnoticed added canerous chemicals that they aren't aware off and we can turn the women infertile.

[Neck' Thall]

I got another one...get a really evil but good at what he does hacker and get him to make the most evil computer virus that allows you to use your computer but You must listen to Liberal News Networks or some thing. Better yet, make them listin to Cher.

[Intestinal Chaos]

Nothing is better than good 'ol Necromancy. A plague Zombie sure is dandy but nothing compares to an unholy orb of dead bodies that floats through the sky draining the blood of the living and assimulating more bodies into it's rotting fetid fold.

[ShogunSniper]

totally agree.

what did he say?

[Neck' Thall]

YOu mean like a rotting type of Borg? i mean they float in a sphere and they assimilate people...

[Intestinal Chaos]

No, like grand phaloon

Him in shell form



Him without shell of corpses



This post has been edited by Intestinal Chaos: Aug 25 2005, 12:16 AM

[gamer10]

The simplest plan would be to take over Asia, where a boatload of resources still lay, and use it to conquer the rest of the world.

[Dantrag]

Directions for Taking Over the World

Step 1: Read Stewie's Guide to World Domination.

Step 2: Do what it says.

[Soulseeker3.0]

yeah um danny, if that was a link it didn't work.....

[DoomedOne]

The simplest plan would be to take over Asia, where a boatload of resources still lay, and use it to conquer the rest of the world.

That's no more simple than a few well placed nukes. I mean, taking over Asia is no picnic. For one, the army is huge. What do we, as the Union of Evil Genius' have? A few man-made diseases, some spare robot part and about three dozen nuclear-bomb suitcases stolen from Russia.

See, I've been studying diseases, and I figured it out. Create a disease that fools a cell into thinking it's a polysaccharide, so the cell doesn't alert any other cells and the immune system doesn't go into action, then the virus breaches the membrane and breaks into the Nucleus and starts screwing with the DNA so that it develops into a virus producing laboratory. All the viruses will feed off the lipids inside the cells until they breach out and basically kill the cells, then find new cells to do the same process. The virus would only attack humans, but could attack absolutely any human cell in the system so it would be completely airborne and travel faster than had news, and there would be nearly no symptoms until a good portion of the cells start dying. The viruses will continue to thrive until the human is dead

The kicker: The virus would obviously be caught after the death toll reaches about 200 million, and they'll create a vaccine. This is where the fun part comes in, every single cell-turned virus factory produced will create a slightly different virus, so it will launch into hyper-evolution. Certain things would be unchangeable like that it would only target humans, and possibly geese, geese suck. Once every human is dead, wait maybe 45 days for the last virus to die and then the Union of Evil Genius' will release the clones to reinhabit the earth, only with our conditioning.

It's about as difficult as conquering Asia, it just takes longer to say.

[Wolfie]

I still like my insane and unworkable idea, plant high nukes/large amounts of explosives at intervals along the worlds faultlines, and detonate them all at once, resulting in either the destruction of the planet, or annihilation of most living beings in a horrific flood of fire, ash and lava. Oh and it would probably cause massive earthquakes too

[Dantrag]

yeah um danny, if that was a link it didn't work.....

It wasn't. Titles of books are supposed to be underlined.

That's no more simple than a few well placed nukes.  I mean, taking over Asia is no picnic.  For one, the army is huge.  What do we, as the Union of Evil Genius' have?  A few man-made diseases, some spare robot part and about three dozen nuclear-bomb suitcases stolen from Russia. 

See, I've been studying diseases, and I figured it out.  Create a disease that fools a cell into thinking it's a polysaccharide, so the cell doesn't alert any other cells and the immune system doesn't go into action, then the virus breaches the membrane and breaks into the Nucleus and starts screwing with the DNA so that it develops into a virus producing laboratory.  All the viruses will feed off the lipids inside the cells until they breach out and basically kill the cells, then find new cells to do the same process.  The virus would only attack humans, but could attack absolutely any human cell in the system so it would be completely airborne and travel faster than had news, and there would be nearly no symptoms until a good portion of the cells start dying.  The viruses will continue to thrive until the human is dead

The kicker: The virus would obviously be caught after the death toll reaches about 200 million, and they'll create a vaccine.  This is where the fun part comes in, every single cell-turned virus factory produced will create a slightly different virus, so it will launch into hyper-evolution.  Certain things would be unchangeable like that it would only target humans, and possibly geese, geese suck.  Once every human is dead, wait maybe 45 days for the last virus to die and then the Union of Evil Genius' will release the clones to reinhabit the earth, only with our conditioning.

It's about as difficult as conquering Asia, it just takes longer to say.

Wow. that's really well thought out and kind of scary.

[Soulseeker3.0]

That's no more simple than a few well placed nukes.  I mean, taking over Asia is no picnic.  For one, the army is huge.  What do we, as the Union of Evil Genius' have?  A few man-made diseases, some spare robot part and about three dozen nuclear-bomb suitcases stolen from Russia. 

See, I've been studying diseases, and I figured it out.  Create a disease that fools a cell into thinking it's a polysaccharide, so the cell doesn't alert any other cells and the immune system doesn't go into action, then the virus breaches the membrane and breaks into the Nucleus and starts screwing with the DNA so that it develops into a virus producing laboratory.  All the viruses will feed off the lipids inside the cells until they breach out and basically kill the cells, then find new cells to do the same process.  The virus would only attack humans, but could attack absolutely any human cell in the system so it would be completely airborne and travel faster than had news, and there would be nearly no symptoms until a good portion of the cells start dying.  The viruses will continue to thrive until the human is dead

The kicker: The virus would obviously be caught after the death toll reaches about 200 million, and they'll create a vaccine.  This is where the fun part comes in, every single cell-turned virus factory produced will create a slightly different virus, so it will launch into hyper-evolution.  Certain things would be unchangeable like that it would only target humans, and possibly geese, geese suck.  Once every human is dead, wait maybe 45 days for the last virus to die and then the Union of Evil Genius' will release the clones to reinhabit the earth, only with our conditioning.

It's about as difficult as conquering Asia, it just takes longer to say.

Ermm i'm sorry for what ever I did to get you mad (if I did) and please don't let me die wth the virus along with all of the other peoples

It wasn't. Titles of books are supposed to be underlined.

Ah I need to see that book then, Stewie as in Family GUy or am I thinking to small and childish?

[Dantrag]

Ah I need to see that book then, Stewie as in Family GUy or am I thinking to small and childish?

Family Guy Stewie. (I'm gonna name my kid stewie after him)

[ShogunSniper]

we must take a pact to never harm any other of the evil geniuses in this thread (even though i havent come up with something) if any of our plans should work we will band together and get on a rocket and build a moon base.

[Wolfie]

we must take a pact to never harm any other of the evil geniuses in this thread (even though i havent come up with something) if any of our plans should work we will band together and get on a rocket and build a moon base.

I'm in on that

[Soulseeker3.0]

Family Guy Stewie. (I'm gonna name my kid stewie after him)

LOL thats what I thought now i need to find one and read it....