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Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 14 2013, 10:49 PM
What are some great quotes?
"Don't judge me if ya don't know me."-Tupac
"I hate this idea that you're the best,you're not,I'm the best,I'm the best in the world."-CM Punk
"Win if you can,survive if I let you."-Tazz
"Don't give up if your mind leave you,lest your heart grows legs and follows it"-I'm not even joking,Patrick Star's uncle.
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Jun 14 2013, 10:53 PM
Real life quotes? Or video game/movie quotes?
Posted by: King Of Beasts Jun 14 2013, 10:55 PM
Well my gun fires seven different shades of [censored], so what's your favorite color, punk? - Gerard Way
I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will [censored] punch you in the face if you try. - Gerard Way
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 15 2013, 01:42 PM
Real life quotes? Or video game/movie quotes?
Any quote,from anything,ever.
Posted by: mirocu Jun 15 2013, 06:42 PM
-Dont call us.
-Well call you.
Two-Face from the Batman animated series
Posted by: McBadgere Jun 15 2013, 09:03 PM
"Curse you tiny toilet!" - Vector, Despicable Me...
"Heh-heh-heh...Buttum!" Minion, Despicable Me 2...
Posted by: mirocu Jun 15 2013, 09:04 PM
Another favorite quote: "Fair dues .... 
...... "
Posted by: SubRosa Jun 15 2013, 09:05 PM
"Gravity is a harsh mistress..." - The Tick, after falling off the roof of a skyscraper and climbing out of the crater where the hit the street below.
Posted by: mirocu Jun 15 2013, 09:08 PM
"Suit up!"
- Barney Stinson
Posted by: McBadgere Jun 15 2013, 09:09 PM
"...It stands for Federal Bureau of get the heck* out of my way..." The Accountant, Drive Angry...
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 15 2013, 09:16 PM
"Sol Cambel was the easiest defender I've ever played against"-Mido
Now I'll explain this,so the team I support Spurs once had a very good player named Sol Cambel,or as I like to call Judas the Scariat,he joined our Rivals Arsenal,also known as The Scum,and Mido one of our alright players said this about Sol and became a legend to the fans.
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy Jun 16 2013, 01:10 AM
"To thine own self be true." - William Shakespeare
"A Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf the Grey
"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 16 2013, 01:25 PM
"To thine own self be true." - William Shakespeare
"A Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf the Grey
"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
"I should of had that follow up in Heuston"-Dr.Sheldon Cooper's mother.
Posted by: Grits Jun 16 2013, 04:06 PM
Brevity is the soul of wit. Polonius in Hamlet
Heres the context:
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.
Lol Polonius.
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy Jun 16 2013, 04:16 PM
"I should of had that follow up in Heuston"-Dr.Sheldon Cooper's mother.
Nit: Houston
Brevity is the soul of wit. Polonius in Hamlet
Heres the context:
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.
Lol Polonius.
Oddly enough, Polonius is also who I quoted with "To thine own self be true", but I chose the author, not the character. Are you renting space in my head, Grits?
Posted by: Grits Jun 16 2013, 04:34 PM
Yep, I'm sure it was your quote that sparked my memory. 
Polonius has a LOT to say, and he uses plenty of words in the process!
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 16 2013, 05:38 PM
"You smell like my mom's purse,she used to hide tootsie rolls in there."-Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley.
Posted by: mirocu Jun 16 2013, 05:49 PM
Im surprised no one has mentioned one of the most obvious quotes: "Wait here. Ill be back"
dum-dum-dum-dumdum
dum-dum-dum-dumdum
Posted by: Black Hand Jun 16 2013, 11:32 PM
"If you're going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill
I admire the man's ability to state simply what we all should know, yet in many cases, don't seem too. Common sense ain't so common anymore. This quote got me through a very dark period in my life a few years ago. I've considered having it tattooed should I ever actually get one, lol.
Posted by: Pseron Wyrd Jun 17 2013, 02:58 AM
Two quotes from Virginia Woolf:
"The older one grows, the more one likes indecency."
"Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth."
Posted by: King Of Beasts Jun 17 2013, 03:15 AM
One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watchin - Gerard Way
Posted by: mirocu Jul 6 2013, 03:32 PM
Another favorite quote of mine:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING, VIETNAM!!!
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy Jul 6 2013, 07:56 PM
From one of my favorite Sci-Fi movies...
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Posted by: Black Hand Jul 22 2013, 06:22 PM
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jul 22 2013, 06:49 PM
"The best there is,the best there ever was and the best there ever will be!"-Bret Hart.
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jul 22 2013, 10:52 PM
"To Dare Is To Do"-I'm actually not sure but it's Tottenham Hotspurs' motto and words I live by.
Posted by: Black Hand Jul 23 2013, 05:17 PM
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Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Jul 24 2013, 11:37 PM
"What though the field be lost?
All is not lost; the unconquerable will,
And study of revenge, immortal hate,
And courage never to submit or yield:
And what is else not to be overcome?"
-Lucifer/Satan
-John Milton, Paradise Lost: Book 1
Posted by: mirocu Jul 24 2013, 11:40 PM
Paradise Lost: Book 1
Think I have Another quote from there:
Better to reign in Hell
than serve in Heaven
-One of the possible endings from Deus Ex
Posted by: SubRosa Jul 24 2013, 11:42 PM
I have always been fond of Tennyson:
Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Jul 24 2013, 11:47 PM
I have always been fond of Tennyson:
Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
That brought me out in goosebumps.
Great verse is a thing of beauty, and a thing of beauty is a joy and inspiration forever.
Posted by: Black Hand Jul 25 2013, 12:16 AM
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jul 25 2013, 01:04 PM
"Brother Dude Jack!"-Hulk Hogan.
Posted by: Black Hand Jul 26 2013, 09:32 PM
Posted by: mALX Jul 26 2013, 09:48 PM
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" - Stan
"You bastards!" - Kyle
Posted by: McBadgere Jul 27 2013, 03:55 AM
"Aaaah, I understand now...So the bird represents God and the Coyote is Man, always chasing but never able to catch up...Amazing..." - Castiel, Supernatural...
"Meep-Meep!!..." - Roadrunner...
Posted by: Kiln Jul 27 2013, 04:14 AM
I've got high Chorrolesterol. -Stargelman
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy Jul 27 2013, 02:16 PM
"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." - Josh Billings
Posted by: mirocu Jul 28 2013, 03:56 PM
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" - Stan
"You bastards!" - Kyle
"Scew you guys, Im goin home" - Cartman
Posted by: Black Hand Jul 28 2013, 05:29 PM
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Posted by: Colonel Mustard Jul 28 2013, 06:47 PM
Algernon: My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I meanso Bunbury died.
Lady Bracknell : He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians. I am glad, however, that he made up his mind at the last to some definite course of action, and acted under proper medical advice. - The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
He had resolved to live forever or die in the attempt - Catch 22, Joseph Heller
Posted by: mALX Jul 28 2013, 09:55 PM
" I shall smash your skull like a clam upon my tummy!" - The Otter King
Posted by: Kiln Sep 1 2013, 10:56 PM
The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
H. L. Mencken
Posted by: mirocu Sep 15 2013, 06:00 PM
"Yes, yes, quite."
-Stewie Griffin
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Sep 15 2013, 08:28 PM
"I only exist to protect Krypton. That is the sole purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent, how cruel is for the greater good of my people. And now I have no people. My soul. That is what you have taken from me."- General Zod to Superman.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Sep 15 2013, 08:39 PM
"There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good." - Cage The Elephant
Posted by: Black Hand Sep 15 2013, 08:43 PM
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Sep 15 2013, 08:48 PM
One of my favorite DC heroes quote:
"Justice. Crime can not be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. You cannot lead these men unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows."
Posted by: King Of Beasts Sep 15 2013, 09:15 PM
"It's never too late..." Three Days Grace
Posted by: SubRosa Sep 20 2013, 02:23 AM
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: mirocu Sep 20 2013, 11:15 AM
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson
Love this one, it goes well with my current siggy
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Oct 3 2013, 06:20 PM
"Freedom is just a pretty way of saying that you've gone off the grid. For better or for worse, you're out of options. But we call it freedom, we write songs about it, you probably crank them in your car, never thought about it much. Some people think it's exhilarating, not having your future mapped out. Others start to drown in all that nothing. Maybe you'll enjoy for a moment the purity of doing what you want when you want, beer for breakfast, sex in the afternoon, but obligations sneak up... duty, moral code. Some of us are wired to put ourselves back into cages. Freedom is just that moment of calm before the dread sets in. Because no matter what you freed yourself from, you only get so far down the open road, car windows down, music blasting, before you are forced to take a turn, make a choice, and sentence yourself to the next adventure."-Aiden Waite.
Posted by: ImperialSnob Oct 3 2013, 08:41 PM
"Goverment lol"-Anon
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Oct 3 2013, 08:42 PM
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche, Baldur's Gate opening.
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Oct 4 2013, 02:18 AM
Batman needs a map.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8GklspAK0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjz1_FpxrE0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ5cH1Dh2G0
Posted by: Black Hand Oct 6 2013, 08:27 PM
Posted by: haute ecole rider Oct 6 2013, 10:24 PM
Just one of many that I've kept on as an email signature:
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. - Robert A. Heinlein
As a veterinarian, I know this to be God's unvarnished truth!
Posted by: mirocu Oct 21 2013, 02:57 PM
"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
-Tommy Wiseau
----------------
By god, I love this guy! 
Posted by: mirocu Nov 1 2013, 10:17 AM
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And Im all out of gum."
-Duke Nukem
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Nov 2 2013, 11:23 AM
"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! "
"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! "
"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory!"*
"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least. "
-Minsc, from Baldur's Gate. One of the greatest characters in any videogame ever
*I actually chopped the end of this one, but I kept the god bits.
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Nov 5 2013, 01:15 AM
"A naked man has few secrets; a flayed man, none."-Roose Bolton.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Nov 5 2013, 01:17 AM
"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They love inside us, and sometimes they win."
- Stephan King
Posted by: Acadian Dec 8 2013, 06:04 PM
"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies."
- Nelson Mandela
Posted by: SubRosa Dec 8 2013, 07:06 PM
"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies."
- Nelson Mandela
Which dovetails nicely into:
"Living well is the best revenge."
-George Herbert
Posted by: Kiln Dec 13 2013, 06:42 AM
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. -Stephen King
Posted by: mirocu Dec 16 2013, 09:36 AM
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. -Stephen King
This quote cant be true because if it was, the politicians would tell us the score
Dont know if anyone already mentioned this one:
"Its all just one big [censored]-sandwich, and we all gotta take a bite"
Posted by: ImperialSnob Dec 22 2013, 08:50 PM
"*gasp*JESUS IS SATAN!"-That hot chick from Satan's Little Helper who's famous.
Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 22 2013, 08:53 PM
"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE."
Posted by: Acadian Dec 22 2013, 08:58 PM
Since my phone still aint ringin, I assume it still aint you.
- Randy Travis (lyrics from Is It Still Over?)
Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 23 2013, 06:53 PM
"It's never too late." - Adam Gontier
Posted by: mirocu Dec 23 2013, 11:45 PM
Boo-yaah!!
-Duffman
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Dec 23 2013, 11:48 PM
"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you dont have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." -Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Dec 23 2013, 11:49 PM
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned"
-Shepherd Book
"But if your hand touches steel, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"
-Malcolm Reynolds
"Shiny"
-Kaylee 
Firefly for the win!
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 27 2013, 04:55 PM
"Mookie was built like a brick sh*thouse made out of other, smaller, brick sh*thouses."-The Blue Blazes, by Chuck Wendig
"Never trust a horse that's smiling. It's planning something."-Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett
Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 27 2013, 04:58 PM
"Damn, this hell looks just like paradise." - Logan, Dead Island
Posted by: mirocu Dec 27 2013, 10:39 PM
If you say "This might go", then youve already decided it wont.
-mirocus helicopter instructor
Posted by: ImperialSnob Dec 28 2013, 05:57 PM
"Damn it Jim,I'm a sexy doctor,not a sexy scientist!"
"Yes,he was a fine young cannibal."
"Now you see Dougal,these cows are very small,those cows are far away."
Graham Linehan you magnifcent sitcom writing b***ard!
Posted by: Kiln Dec 31 2013, 04:43 AM
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Posted by: ImperialSnob Dec 31 2013, 11:36 PM
"...Do not by any means destroy yourself, for if you live you may yet have good fortune. But, all the dead are dead alike." -CS Lewis
Posted by: mirocu Jan 4 2014, 10:50 AM
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
-Unknown
Posted by: Acadian Jan 8 2014, 03:23 PM
"Sometimes, best defense is no be there."
-Mr Miyagi
Posted by: mirocu Jan 9 2014, 11:03 PM
If there was no insanity,
it would be necessary to invent it.
-Catbag
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy Jan 13 2014, 01:14 PM
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Posted by: mirocu Jan 23 2014, 03:56 PM
Who are we? Who are we, really?
-J.C Denton
Posted by: ImperialSnob Feb 1 2014, 11:32 PM
"If there's a future then we want it now!"
-Hayley Williams of Paramore
"Based God will never die, for he is the people."
Our Lovely Ever Powerful Based God-Lil' B
Posted by: mirocu Feb 2 2014, 10:25 AM
"Its gonna be legen -Wait for it...! -Dary! Legendary!"
-Barney Stinson
Posted by: ImperialSnob Feb 2 2014, 01:48 PM
"Did I see a puddy cat?Yeah I saw a puddy cat, humpty dumpty *incoherent fast rapping that's awesome"-Chun-Fu of Fu Schnicks in "What's Up Doc" ft. Shaq
"Green egg and ham it"-Shaq in Kazaam
"I got swag and it's pumping out my ovaries."-Kreayshawn
That's a real rap lyric...from a good rapper.
R.I.P WHITE GIRL MOB
Posted by: mirocu Feb 3 2014, 04:46 PM
"Now Im dead and I lost my spread!"
-James Rolfe
Posted by: Acadian Feb 3 2014, 05:41 PM
When I get a chest cold, it seems to last forever.
Dolly Parton
Posted by: ImperialSnob Feb 3 2014, 06:26 PM
"You must have white bread! Let's make a sandwich"-Yelawolf
Posted by: Vital Feb 4 2014, 11:16 AM
(When talking about the threat of dragon attacks on the road)
"You need not be faster than the dragon; you need only be faster than your friends"
- Atahbah of Ri'saad's khajiit trading caravan
I feel this one applies to many situations in life, not just dragon attacks...
Posted by: mirocu Feb 4 2014, 11:19 AM
(When talking about the threat of dragon attacks on the road)
"You need not be faster than the dragon; you need only be faster than your friends"
Thats perhaps a good advice..
Too bad for me I dont have any!
Posted by: Vital Feb 4 2014, 11:37 AM
Well at least you won't feel guilty when you are running away from a threat and leaving everyone behind
Posted by: mirocu Feb 4 2014, 12:21 PM
"Faster. Must go faster."
-Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park and Independence Day
Posted by: mirocu Feb 26 2014, 08:51 AM
"Drop the zero and give it to hero"
-Vanilla Ice
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Feb 28 2014, 09:14 AM
"Drop the zero and give it to hero"
-Vanilla Ice
Dude
You never quote Vanilla Ice.
NEVER
Next thing you know someone's gonna bring MC Hammer into it, and all hell's gonna break loose.
"BOOM!"
Mordecai, Borderlands
Posted by: mirocu Feb 28 2014, 09:53 AM
Cant touch me
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Feb 28 2014, 10:33 AM
"Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!"
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
-Wash, Firefly
Posted by: mirocu Feb 28 2014, 10:36 AM
"Shut up, Meg!"
-Everyone from Family Guy
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Feb 28 2014, 11:38 PM
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are. "
Erik Selvig, Thor: The Dark World
I think I might put that in my sig, now that I think about it...
Posted by: mirocu Mar 1 2014, 11:40 PM
"Youre an anti-dentit!"
- Cosmo Kramer
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 2 2014, 01:46 AM
"Going after love fearing heartbreak is like going into battle into battle fearing the enemy's arrows.Be brave, shake off the sting of rejection and you may have victory just yet."-Wandering Bard, Mount and Blade:Warband.(paraphrasing a bit )
Posted by: Acadian Mar 4 2014, 04:07 AM
If you are kind to me, I will love you dearly; if you pose a threat to those I hold dear, I will likely kill you.
Buffy the Bowgirl (The Buffy Doctrine)
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 4 2014, 04:11 AM
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
Posted by: mirocu Mar 4 2014, 09:13 AM
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
Probably some martial artist master
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 4 2014, 07:54 PM
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
Probably some martial artist master
Splinter.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 4 2014, 09:37 PM
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
Probably some martial artist master
Splinter.
Like from Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?? Really? I don't remember that lol
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 4 2014, 09:47 PM
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
Probably some martial artist master
Splinter.
Like from Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?? Really? I don't remember that lol
I was joking but it does sound like a Splinter-ism.
Posted by: mirocu Mar 17 2014, 11:12 PM
"The unknown future rolls towards us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life... Maybe we can too."
-Sarah Connor
Posted by: Rohirrim Mar 18 2014, 12:12 AM
"I think ethnic holidays are dumb."
Rohirrim, St. Patrick's Day 2014
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 18 2014, 12:04 PM
"I think ethnic holidays are dumb."
Rohirrim, St. Patrick's Day 2014
St Patrick's Day isn't an ethnic holiday!!!!
Posted by: Acadian Mar 18 2014, 04:20 PM
Just some gentle thoughts here -
Ethnicity can be defined by a variety of criteria that can include national origin, common culture, race or religion. I suppose Independence Day (USA), Cinco de Mayo (Mexico), Easter (Christian), Anzac Day (Australia), Passover (Jewish), Ramadan (Islam) and a host of other holidays could all be considered ethnic holidays. I, for one, celebrate those who celebrate them.
While Im not a theologian, my understanding is that St Patrick was the patron saint of Ireland and is credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland. By linking ethnic holidays with St Patricks Day and concluding such holidays are dumb, are we to infer dislike of the Irish? Or dislike of all those who celebrate the holidays mentioned above? Id be surprised if that was the intent of the quote above.
The only thing sort of dumb I find about St Paddies day is its modern glamorization of excessive drinking. But, thats just me and I suppose the same can be said of many holidays.
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Mar 18 2014, 04:32 PM
"Sometimes you have to roll the hard six"
Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Posted by: Grits Mar 18 2014, 04:44 PM
I don't think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains.
― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 18 2014, 04:50 PM
Just some gentle thoughts here -
Ethnicity can be defined by a variety of criteria that can include national origin, common culture, race or religion. I suppose Independence Day (USA), Cinco de Mayo (Mexico), Easter (Christian), Anzac Day (Australia), Passover (Jewish), Ramadan (Islam) and a host of other holidays could all be considered ethnic holidays. I, for one, celebrate those who celebrate them.
While Im not a theologian, my understanding is that St Patrick was the patron saint of Ireland and is credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland. By linking ethnic holidays with St Patricks Day and concluding such holidays are dumb, are we to infer dislike of the Irish? Or dislike of all those who celebrate the holidays mentioned above? Id be surprised if that was the intent of the quote above.
The only thing sort of dumb I find about St Paddies day is its modern glamorization of excessive drinking. But, thats just me and I suppose the same can be said of many holidays.
I agree.
Posted by: Rohirrim Mar 19 2014, 02:24 AM
I meant to infer general dislike of the way people celebrate such holidays: big paper sombreros on Cinco De Mayo, stupidly big green sunglasses and ECKSBAWKSHUEG shamrocks, and *grr* Columbus Day. WHY THE FUDGE ARE WE CELEBRATING COLUMBUS?!
Edit: Oh, and the Fourth of July: "MURICA! LETS ALL EAT HOT DOGS OFF MURICA PLATES WHILE WE DRINK FROM MURICA CUPS AND WATCH THE MURICA FIREWORKS! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Kiln Mar 19 2014, 05:35 AM
I meant to infer general dislike of the way people celebrate such holidays: big paper sombreros on Cinco De Mayo, stupidly big green sunglasses and ECKSBAWKSHUEG shamrocks, and *grr* Columbus Day. WHY THE FUDGE ARE WE CELEBRATING COLUMBUS?!
Edit: Oh, and the Fourth of July: "MURICA! LETS ALL EAT HOT DOGS OFF MURICA PLATES WHILE WE DRINK FROM MURICA CUPS AND WATCH THE MURICA FIREWORKS! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The fourth of July celebration is a bad example because it is about celebrating American independence. It is one of the few holidays where the way it is celebrated actually makes sense.
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 19 2014, 08:44 AM
I meant to infer general dislike of the way people celebrate such holidays: big paper sombreros on Cinco De Mayo, stupidly big green sunglasses and ECKSBAWKSHUEG shamrocks, and *grr* Columbus Day. WHY THE FUDGE ARE WE CELEBRATING COLUMBUS?!
Edit: Oh, and the Fourth of July: "MURICA! LETS ALL EAT HOT DOGS OFF MURICA PLATES WHILE WE DRINK FROM MURICA CUPS AND WATCH THE MURICA FIREWORKS! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
You do relies only Americans celebrate in such ways.
Posted by: Grits Mar 19 2014, 10:33 AM
To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw: Never wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.
Posted by: Black Hand Mar 26 2014, 03:01 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mBqJ9HLMgZY/UzI0AeRnlwI/AAAAAAAADAc/M8wyUFIQ0Hw/s512/1661898_10201724255330025_1992845983_n.jpg
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
Posted by: mirocu Mar 26 2014, 08:34 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mBqJ9HLMgZY/UzI0AeRnlwI/AAAAAAAADAc/M8wyUFIQ0Hw/s512/1661898_10201724255330025_1992845983_n.jpg
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
So true, this is.
Posted by: Black Hand Mar 26 2014, 10:16 AM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-xFRNmr02myM/UzKaFnQF8FI/AAAAAAAADAs/XJ_g15JIeGg/s512/10001352_10201741412718949_1320893193_n.jpg
"General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather the insufficiency of the human intellect." - Alexis de Tocqueville
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 29 2014, 09:23 PM
"The best band ever? Elastic band" - Jimmy Bullard
Posted by: Black Hand Mar 30 2014, 12:58 AM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-mEKZ3X7-LUs/UzdduyJJjoI/AAAAAAAADBQ/cVr07bz53Aw/s512/1240045_10201753928551837_1422991375_n.jpg
"Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from." - Vernon Howard
Posted by: McBadgere Mar 30 2014, 11:40 AM
"Man, he's so bad...He couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat!"...John Madden...
Posted by: Grits Mar 30 2014, 12:05 PM
Everything is temporary! That dont excuse nothin.
- Cosmo Castorini, Moonstruck
Posted by: haute ecole rider Mar 30 2014, 07:21 PM
No matter where you go, there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Posted by: SubRosa Mar 30 2014, 07:39 PM
No matter where you go, there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Not to mention Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
Posted by: McBadgere Mar 30 2014, 08:38 PM
"Hey, where do these stairs go?..."
*Looks*..."They go up..."
Ghostbusters...
Posted by: ImperialSnob Mar 30 2014, 09:28 PM
Kurt Vonnegut seems like an awesome guy, I'd read his books but I a. Can't find them b. They're probably too advanced for me 
Posted by: mirocu Apr 1 2014, 11:06 AM
"Another space shooter!???"
-AVGN
Posted by: Black Hand Apr 5 2014, 09:27 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-uP9jsyA7jy8/U0Bhwl5zLfI/AAAAAAAADC0/aqkoIWiDs_E/s512/10012520_10201805567682783_5384470417488916592_n.jpg
"If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the most intelligent thing he can do." - Hermann Hesse
Posted by: ImperialSnob Apr 5 2014, 09:33 PM
"You're a good rapper, I know, so I'm not gonna diss your flow but your hooks are like Asian money, you Singapore note." - Villun
Posted by: Acadian Apr 6 2014, 02:02 AM
"If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde."
-Shirley Polykoff (spokeswoman for Clairol)
Posted by: Black Hand Apr 6 2014, 11:26 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KAO5Xn2fPMw/U0HUS1M34kI/AAAAAAAADD0/s-US-5t9Zrs/s512/10153742_10201813063550175_3497266753087669602_n.jpg
"Art teaches us nothing except for the significance of life." - Michael Korda
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Apr 7 2014, 04:50 AM
"I understand if any more words come pouring out of your [censored] mouth, I'll have to eat every [censored] chicken in this room."
"You lived your life for the king. You're gonna die for some chickens?"
"Someone is."
Polliver and Sandor Clegane(The Hound).
Posted by: mirocu Apr 7 2014, 09:52 AM
"Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein - whoooaa!"
-AVGN
Posted by: Grits Apr 7 2014, 10:38 AM
If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft,
And from thy slender store two loaves alone to thee are left,
Sell one, and with the dole
Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul.
Moslih Eddin Saadi
Posted by: ImperialSnob Apr 18 2014, 10:02 PM
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
I haven't even seen the movie though
Posted by: Acadian Apr 21 2014, 01:22 PM
And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance
- Written by Tony Arata, sung by Garth Brooks
Posted by: mirocu Apr 21 2014, 03:35 PM
I so agree with Acadians quote there..
Posted by: Grits Apr 26 2014, 02:43 AM
I saw this attributed to Erica Cook, but I dont know who she is:
Im not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.
My cousin the defense attorney posted it (elsewhere). I thought that was particularly funny. He really does hope we ALL make it!
Posted by: Grits Apr 27 2014, 10:34 PM
If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, then you're not hungry.
Posted by: ImperialSnob May 7 2014, 09:47 PM
"Life's not a b*tch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that p*ssy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an a**hole who couldn't sweet talk the princess"
- Aesop Rock
Posted by: McBadgere May 13 2014, 09:37 PM
"It's a trap!!" - Admiral Ackbar, Return of The Jedi...
Posted by: mirocu May 15 2014, 12:15 PM
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
-Albert Einstein
Posted by: Acadian May 15 2014, 12:34 PM
My sisters afraid of rats. Im glad that I am not. . . considering the kinds of places you take me to.
-Vilja
Posted by: ImperialSnob May 23 2014, 11:15 PM
"HAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW" - Chief Keef
"Swag, WOOP WOOP" - Lil B
Posted by: SubRosa Jun 4 2014, 07:45 PM
Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill.
Posted by: Acadian Jun 4 2014, 07:54 PM
"I have little feet because, well, things dont grow so well in the shade."
- Dolly Parton
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 4 2014, 08:56 PM
"I have little feet because, well, things dont grow so well in the shade."
- Dolly Parton
heuheuheuheu
Posted by: mirocu Jun 5 2014, 02:02 PM
"I have little feet because, well, things dont grow so well in the shade."
- Dolly Parton
"Dead or alive, youre coming with me"
-Robocop
Posted by: Acadian Jun 14 2014, 08:49 PM
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if theyve made a difference to this world. The Marines dont have that problem."
- Ronald Reagan
Posted by: mirocu Jun 15 2014, 04:39 PM
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jun 17 2014, 03:58 PM
"Compliments will get you fuzzy wuzzies, war with get you prickely wickilies, punches will get you those too." - Chris-Chan
don't look up Chris-Chan unless you want to go down an inescapable rabbit hole of pillow humping, trolls and bigotry.
also pickles
Posted by: Grits Jun 27 2014, 09:49 PM
When you got your hand in the tigers mouth, do not kick it in the nuts.
- my cousin
Posted by: Acadian Jun 27 2014, 10:18 PM
"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass. Its about learning to dance in the rain."
-Vivian Greene
Addendum by Buffy: "Or dancing between the raindrops."
Posted by: SubRosa Jun 27 2014, 11:38 PM
“We make ourselves significant by the courage of our questions, and the depth of our answers.” - Carl Sagan.
Posted by: Jacki Dice Jul 5 2014, 02:47 AM
"You're beautiful, someone loves you, and it should be you."
-Otep Shamaya
Posted by: Grits Aug 12 2014, 04:23 PM
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.
-Aristotle
Posted by: ImperialSnob Aug 21 2014, 10:54 PM
"You can live a little dream or you can dream a little dream
I rather live it because dreamers always chase but never get it" - Aesop Rock
Posted by: Acadian Sep 5 2014, 06:08 PM
"A ship in port is safe, but thats not what ships are built for." - RADM Grace Hopper, USN
"Your precious mare is safe in a stable - just as a warship is safe in a port. But a wise horsewoman - just as the wise captain - realizes that's not what she was built for." - Acadian
Posted by: mALX Sep 16 2014, 04:03 AM
I haven't forgotten.
Neither have I, nor will I. Better run while you can, flower. I have seen what you are capable of, but you have no idea what I will do.
Posted by: mirocu Sep 17 2014, 04:26 PM
Playa! Whats the score? How they hang? Good evening and all that commotion. Welcome to Fat Larrys truck of mack - the only store for all your needs after ten oclock.
I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, God!" but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T cause I know I gotta weight problem and I just dont give a *beep*
-Fat Larry
Downtown LA; Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Posted by: Acadian Sep 27 2014, 09:27 PM
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
- Kud-Ei, Guildmagister, Bravil Mages Guild
Posted by: mirocu Oct 11 2014, 03:11 PM
"You can just walk over it"
-Angry Video Game Nerd
Posted by: Destri Melarg Oct 11 2014, 11:09 PM
- Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns arent lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
- "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Posted by: Acadian Oct 12 2014, 01:22 AM
Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
- Bernard Baruch
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Oct 12 2014, 01:30 PM
"If guys had uteruses, they'd be called 'duderuses'"-Tina Belcher
Posted by: mirocu Oct 15 2014, 01:52 PM
"Really? Do I often pogostick through your thoughts wearing nothing but a smile? Be honest... or dont."
-Jeanette Voerman
VtM:B
Posted by: mirocu Nov 30 2014, 12:03 PM
"You need to get Spread, man"
-Mike Matei
Posted by: mirocu Jan 10 2015, 07:46 PM
"Sometimes I just dont understand human behaviour"
-C3PO
Posted by: Acadian Jan 10 2015, 08:23 PM
No trophies of my triumphs shall precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy.
- Emperor Uriel Septim VII
Posted by: Jacki Dice Jan 12 2015, 08:43 PM
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
-Terry Pratchett
Posted by: Destri Melarg Jan 13 2015, 10:34 PM
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
-Terry Pratchett
This just went on a post it above my computer!
[Jim is taking his driver's test]
The Reverend Jim Ignatowski: "What does a yellow light mean?"
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. What does a yellow light mean?"
Bobby: "Slow down!"
The Reverend Jim: "Ok. Wwwwhhhhaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyelllloooowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannnn?"
- Taxi
Posted by: ghastley Jan 13 2015, 10:45 PM
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
-Terry Pratchett
This just went on a post it above my computer!
Well, I hope you corrected it first - it's SIR Terry Pratchett now.
Posted by: mirocu Jan 13 2015, 10:50 PM
"The winner takes it all"
-ABBA
Posted by: Destri Melarg Jan 16 2015, 10:57 PM
Well, I hope you corrected it first - it's SIR Terry Pratchett now.
Corrected. Thanks.
Posted by: ghastley Jan 16 2015, 11:17 PM
I met Sir Terry at a Steeleye Span concert in England the last time I was back there. It was the last one of their Wintersmith tour, which was all based on his writings, and was in Salisbury, his home town.
Posted by: mirocu Jan 20 2015, 01:23 PM
Don't mean to be a necromancers, but....
I think the U.S military is over-glorified
Every military is over-glorified.
You should hear the media here, as far as they're concerned everyone who joins the armed forces is by default a hero.
It pisses me off every time I see/hear it.
"Everybodys going to war
but we dont know what were fighting for
Dont tell me its a worthy cause
no cause could be so worthy!"
-Nerina Pellot
Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 26 2015, 05:03 PM
"Dalek: The Doctor will open the arc!
The Doctor: [laughing] The Doctor will not!"
Posted by: SubRosa Jan 27 2015, 06:25 PM
Miss Hartigan: "But you promised me I would never be converted!"
Cyberman: "That was designated, a lie."
Posted by: hazmick Jan 27 2015, 09:43 PM
What I like doing best is Nothing."
"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.
"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."
"Oh, I see" said Pooh.
-Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear
Posted by: mirocu Jan 28 2015, 09:56 AM
"TWENty years!"
-Judge Dredd
Posted by: mALX Jan 28 2015, 11:29 AM
What I like doing best is Nothing."
"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.
"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."
"Oh, I see" said Pooh.
-Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear
HAZMICK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: mirocu Jan 28 2015, 11:35 AM
"I remember it so you dont have to!"
-Nostalgia Critic
Posted by: hazmick Jan 29 2015, 01:05 AM
HAZMICK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
It seems my plan to sneak in without anyone noticing has failed
On that note, another quote:
"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
-A.A.Milne
(again
)
Posted by: ghastley Jan 29 2015, 04:23 AM
If you're going to quote Christopher Robin, I'll have to quote Owl (who could read and write and spell his own name WOL)
"Hipy Papy Bthuthdth Thuthda Bthuthdy"
Pooh looked on admiringly.
"I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly.
"It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed by it.
Where's Foxy when there's lines like that?
Posted by: mirocu Feb 4 2015, 04:29 PM
"How about nooo?"
-Dr. Evil
Posted by: hazmick Feb 7 2015, 05:54 PM
"Burning a foe can have a profound psychological impact on his fellows. Unless they're heartless brigands or mindless animals, which probably encompasses the vast majority of your foes. Still, it will look dramatic."
- Jasper, Fable 3.
Posted by: mirocu Feb 9 2015, 11:45 AM
"Get the knife!"
-AVGN
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Feb 19 2015, 09:16 AM
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
-Jack London
Posted by: mirocu Feb 19 2015, 09:17 PM
"Let us never speak of it again"
-Stuart Ashen
Posted by: mirocu Feb 21 2015, 05:11 PM
"Fluffernutter!"
-Pat the NES Punk
Posted by: ghastley Mar 11 2015, 01:44 PM
From an interview with Douglas Adams, who would have been 63 today.
"I asked if there was any difference between writing on a typewriter and a computer, and he said that when using a typewriter you could only stare out of the window, while with a computer you had a whole world of distractions."
Posted by: mirocu Apr 24 2015, 10:26 PM
"An Excellent Product"
-Chef Excellence
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 25 2015, 06:53 PM
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka
Posted by: SubRosa Apr 25 2015, 07:23 PM
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers."
-Elric, technomage, Babylon 5
Posted by: mALX Apr 26 2015, 01:50 AM
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka
Aw heck, you beat me to it!
Posted by: mirocu Apr 28 2015, 07:44 AM
"Thats how Johnny C do! Thats how Johnny C do!"
-Judgemental Mortal Kombat, Dorkly
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 29 2015, 05:03 PM
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka
Aw heck, you beat me to it!
Wish I hadn't. Then it would have been you who got one-upped by Subrosa
"Vision without execution is a hallucination"
-Thomas Edison
Posted by: gpstr Apr 29 2015, 05:11 PM
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." - unknown
Posted by: SubRosa Apr 29 2015, 06:02 PM
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." - unknown
That was Guild Commander http://chorrol.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=4431&view=findpost&p=145267, of the Bravil Fighters Guild...
Posted by: Acadian Apr 29 2015, 08:33 PM
I think I may have friend SubRosa beat by almost two years. I meet her Sep 2012 post and raise it by this quote from Episode 33 of Buffy's Book 1 posted here in Sep 2010 -
*
I vividly recalled what Kud-Ei had said: "Buffy, something is different about you. I see sadness in your eyes. . . and something else. I do not know what happened to you this last time you were out of town, and I am sure I probably do not want to know. They say wisdom comes from experience - and experience comes from bad judgment. Somehow, it looks like you have discovered that for yourself. Your eyes show a quiet wisdom, and the scars of one who has paid for it. The wisdom is quite attractive on you, but I hope the scars will fade." Kud-Ei had then smiled and gently placed her hand on my cheek. "I believe you have grown up, my Apprentice."
*
Now, that said, I did not invent the quote. I first heard from a an old aviator way back when I was a young aviator. Sage counsel methinks, and most appropriate for both Pappy and Kud-Ei to share.
Posted by: mALX Apr 30 2015, 05:07 AM
Well if we are all going to quote from our fics:
There once was an old male Khajiit
Whose sword hung down to his feet
When his barbs would grow
They would stab his toe
Posted by: mALX Apr 30 2015, 05:40 AM
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka
Aw heck, you beat me to it!
Wish I hadn't. Then it would have been you who got one-upped by Subrosa
"Vision without execution is a hallucination"
-Thomas Edison
I read it in my email notifications, and thought you posted that in response to SubRosa's,
Posted by: mirocu Apr 30 2015, 08:09 AM
"Who designs these things and why are they allowed to live?"
-Stuart Ashen, July 6 2008
Posted by: mALX May 1 2015, 05:49 PM
"Who designs these things and why are they allowed to live?"
-Stuart Ashen, July 6 2008
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back."
Oscar Wilde
Posted by: mirocu May 1 2015, 08:43 PM
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back."
Oscar Wilde
Ill remember that
Posted by: mirocu May 2 2015, 09:12 PM
"The gate; close it soon"
-Silver Legion
Posted by: mALX May 2 2015, 11:14 PM
"The gate; close it soon"
-Silver Legion
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Anonymous
Posted by: mirocu May 9 2015, 07:49 AM
"Groovatron, stop asking me!"
-AlChestBreach
Posted by: mirocu May 23 2015, 04:40 PM
"Boooooooooooosh!"
-Random ACB Solider in House Hunting mod
Posted by: Acadian May 23 2015, 05:19 PM
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
Posted by: mALX May 23 2015, 07:58 PM
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
SPEW !!!!
Posted by: SubRosa May 24 2015, 12:56 AM
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Word Up Holmes."
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: mALX May 24 2015, 02:40 AM
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Word Up Holmes."
-Thomas Jefferson
"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more, Toto"
Dorothy Gale
Posted by: mirocu Jun 17 2015, 05:00 PM
"What the -Jameson- is going on here!?"
-AlChestBreach
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Jun 21 2015, 10:59 AM
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."
-Gandalf.
Posted by: mirocu Jun 22 2015, 11:49 AM
Paraphrasing Jordan Maxwell:
-People talk about evolution, Id say its more like an intervention.
Posted by: mirocu Jun 26 2015, 04:04 PM
"The greatest form of control is when you think youre free, when youre being fundamentaly manipulated and dictated to"
-David Icke
Posted by: mirocu Jul 4 2015, 04:29 PM
"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"
-Vinnie Paz, End of Days
Posted by: mALX Jul 4 2015, 06:10 PM
"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"
-Vinnie Paz, End of Days
Wait, Swine Flu isn't real? Gaaaaaah!
"Respect my Authoritae" - Eric Cartman
Posted by: Jacki Dice Jul 4 2015, 10:31 PM
"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"
-Vinnie Paz, End of Days
Wait, Swine Flu isn't real? Gaaaaaah!
"Respect my Authoritae" - Eric Cartman
Judging by how often she says it, that Cartman quote is one of my sister's favorites.
Posted by: mALX Jul 5 2015, 06:46 PM
"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"
-Vinnie Paz, End of Days
Wait, Swine Flu isn't real? Gaaaaaah!
"Respect my Authoritae" - Eric Cartman
Judging by how often she says it, that Cartman quote is one of my sister's favorites.
I didn't know if I should have spelled that "Authoritay" or how I spelled it, lol.
Posted by: Uleni Athram Jul 17 2015, 12:08 PM
"Thank Hell for your Misery; Thank Heaven for Allowing it."
Seek misery. Through misery, gain majesty. Endure.
Posted by: mirocu Jul 17 2015, 12:13 PM
"Ill let you Valen my Wood if I can wooden your elf"
-Uleni Athram
Posted by: Uleni Athram Jul 17 2015, 12:31 PM
You still remember that!? KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEH
Here's some of more that good stuff:
I'll let you Red my Guard if I can Hammer your Fell!
Golden your Brand if I can Razor your Mehrunes!
Blacken my Marsh if I can Sky your Rim!
Posted by: mirocu Jul 17 2015, 04:39 PM
"Infinite love is the only truth, everything else is an illusion"
-Unknown
Posted by: Uleni Athram Jul 27 2015, 04:43 AM
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs?"
"Whoopsie, my ten minute study break turned into a whole year."
"OK, puberty, I'm 51 now. Joke's over. Make me hot now."
"I dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."
- Grand Sagemaster Pakalu Papito, May His Name Echo Throughout Eternity.
Posted by: mALX Jul 27 2015, 07:42 AM
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs?"
"Whoopsie, my ten minute study break turned into a whole year."
"OK, puberty, I'm 51 now. Joke's over. Make me hot now."
"I dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."
- Grand Sagemaster Pakalu Papito, May His Name Echo Throughout Eternity.
BWAAHAA!!!!
I can't come up with any quotes that top that, lol.
Posted by: mirocu Jul 27 2015, 03:47 PM
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs?"
"Whoopsie, my ten minute study break turned into a whole year."
"OK, puberty, I'm 51 now. Joke's over. Make me hot now."
"I dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."
- Grand Sagemaster Pakalu Papito, May His Name Echo Throughout Eternity.
An Excellent Post
-Chef Excellence
Posted by: Uleni Athram Jul 29 2015, 01:36 PM
"Can you imagine how hot and sexy my body would be if I ate right and exercised like a beast? I'm not going to do it but can you imagine?"
"Why be angry when you can have brownies?"
-Guess Who
Posted by: mirocu Jul 30 2015, 05:53 PM
"When you know that your time is close at hand, maybe then youll begin to understand; life down here is just a strange illusion"
-Iron Maiden
Posted by: Uleni Athram Aug 9 2015, 09:11 AM
"Where have you been all my life? And could you please go back there?"
- Usual response when falling in love to someone that could not be The One.
Posted by: Uleni Athram Aug 14 2015, 12:57 AM
"Beans, beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."
-Inspired by mALX's "More Beans, Mr. Taggart" lines
Posted by: mirocu Aug 14 2015, 09:19 AM
@Ulenis quotes -
"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Pure power."
-George Orwell (from the book 1984)
Posted by: mALX Aug 14 2015, 01:33 PM
"Beans, beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."
-Inspired by mALX's "More Beans, Mr. Taggart" lines
Anonymous male author:
Now that I am old and gray, and time is running out;
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!
Posted by: ghastley Aug 14 2015, 01:45 PM
"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
Lewis Carroll.
Posted by: Uleni Athram Aug 26 2015, 02:16 PM
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito
Posted by: mirocu Aug 26 2015, 03:29 PM
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito
Again
Posted by: haute ecole rider Aug 26 2015, 04:16 PM
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito
Again
Seconded!
Posted by: Uleni Athram Aug 26 2015, 05:25 PM
"If you're always crying in a relationship, you've got to ask yourself a very important question; did I marry a human or an onion?"
Posted by: mALX Aug 26 2015, 05:30 PM
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito
BWAAHAA !!!
Posted by: Uleni Athram Aug 26 2015, 05:56 PM
Pakalu's sooooo funny, isn't he?
Posted by: mALX Aug 26 2015, 06:26 PM
Pakalu's sooooo funny, isn't he?
Yes, most definitely he/it is!
Here is another attributed to him:
"You never know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them."
Posted by: mirocu Aug 27 2015, 12:03 PM
"Investors should do as the banks do, not as they say"
-Unknown
Posted by: Uleni Athram Sep 1 2015, 03:27 AM
"Music is the strongest form of magic."
- Marilyn Manson.
I'm inclined to believe him.
Posted by: mirocu Sep 8 2015, 01:55 PM
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious"
-George Orwell
Posted by: decrepit Sep 10 2015, 02:32 AM
From Sir Thomas Beecham, source of so many marvelous music related utterances, to an under-performing female cellist, Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
Two from Bob Monkhouse:
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."
Posted by: mirocu Sep 11 2015, 10:17 AM
"If you dont hold it, you dont own it"
-Unknown
(My number one reason I buy physical gold and silver instead of shares, stocks or gold/silver on paper)
Posted by: mALX Sep 11 2015, 05:58 PM
Two from Bob Monkhouse:
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."
BWAAHAA!!! I've heard the second one, but not the first! Great quotes!
Posted by: mirocu Sep 12 2015, 03:31 PM
From Sir Thomas Beecham, source of so many marvelous music related utterances, to an under-performing female cellist, Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
Two from Bob Monkhouse:
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."
I DIDNT SEE THESE!!
Posted by: mirocu Sep 21 2015, 03:18 PM
"Life is good"
-hickok45 (youtube)
Posted by: mirocu Sep 29 2015, 11:06 AM
"The two worst sounds you can hear; a click when you expect a boom and a boom when you expect a click"
-hickok45 (on guns)
Posted by: SubRosa Sep 29 2015, 01:33 PM
"I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' designs" - Pericles
Posted by: Destri Melarg Sep 29 2015, 09:13 PM
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."
Love this one!
"You know how they dissolve business partnerships in Chicago? Well, one of the partners drowned. Good swimmer just couldn't get out of the car!"
- Lenny Bruce
Posted by: mirocu Oct 9 2015, 11:31 AM
"If youre only gonna say no to one thing, say no to the microchip"
David Icke
Posted by: mirocu Oct 18 2015, 06:58 PM
Pray for good and pray for love
Pray for peace and pray its enough
Pray for salvation, pray that were right
Pray one day we open our eyes
Pray for them and pray for us
Pray one day we can live as one
Pray for the children whose time is to come
Pray they forgive us for the stupid things weve done
"Pray" by Tina Cousins
Posted by: mALX Oct 23 2015, 02:41 AM
Pray for good and pray for love
Pray for peace and pray its enough
Pray for salvation, pray that were right
Pray one day we open our eyes
Pray for them and pray for us
Pray one day we can live as one
Pray for the children whose time is to come
Pray they forgive us for the stupid things weve done
"Pray" by Tina Cousins
Nice!
Posted by: mirocu Oct 23 2015, 08:00 AM
Nice!
I love that song so much.
Posted by: mirocu Oct 25 2015, 11:09 AM
"Arrogance is thinking youre above someone else, confidence is knowing no one is above you"
-Unknown
"The government is either at your foot or at your throat. You think theyre at your foot?"
-David Knight
"No one is inferior to anyone and no one is superior to anyone"
-mirocu
Posted by: mirocu Nov 16 2015, 10:29 PM
"Inflammable means flammable!?"
-Dr. Nick
Posted by: Grits Nov 19 2015, 01:29 PM
You cant run through a campground. You can only ran, because its past tents.
Posted by: Acadian Nov 19 2015, 01:37 PM
You cant run through a campground. You can only ran, because its past tents.
I didn't realize it is possible to spit coffee, groan and giggle all at the same time. . .
Posted by: Destri Melarg Nov 19 2015, 07:20 PM
You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
I didn't realize it is possible to spit coffee, groan and giggle all at the same time. . .
Well in that case:
- “Would a belt made of watches be considered a waist of time?”
- “A dyslexic man walks into a bra...”
- “I wanted to get some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.”
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!”
- A group of chess players are standing around a hotel lobby discussing their best tournament victories. The manager comes out of his office and tells them to disperse.
“Why?” one of the players asks.
“Because,” says the manager, “I can’t stand the sight of chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
and...
- Ghandi walked barefoot which gave him calluses. He ate very little which made him frail and, because of his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... wait for it... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
Posted by: ghastley Nov 19 2015, 07:35 PM
Ghandi is hiring a trio of thugs as we speak write.
Posted by: mALX Nov 19 2015, 07:53 PM
Because, says the manager, I cant stand the sight of chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
and...
- Ghandi walked barefoot which gave him calluses. He ate very little which made him frail and, because of his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... wait for it... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
BWAAHAA - and "Groooooooooaaaaaan"
NO ONE could possibly think that hard, not even a "Mary Poppins" watcher! Bleah....
Posted by: SubRosa Nov 19 2015, 10:25 PM
You cant run through a campground. You can only ran, because its past tents.
I didn't realize it is possible to spit coffee, groan and giggle all at the same time. . .
Well in that case:
- Would a belt made of watches be considered a waist of time?
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
- I wanted to get some camouflage pants, but I couldnt find any.
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!
- A group of chess players are standing around a hotel lobby discussing their best tournament victories. The manager comes out of his office and tells them to disperse.
Why? one of the players asks.
Because, says the manager, I cant stand the sight of chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
and...
- Ghandi walked barefoot which gave him calluses. He ate very little which made him frail and, because of his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... wait for it... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
https://youtu.be/XxPUSGdmbYg
Posted by: mirocu Nov 22 2015, 10:49 AM
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action"
-George Washington
"The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself"
-Plato
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Nov 26 2015, 08:47 PM
Saw this one earlier on my Writeometer:
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
-Ernest Hemmingway.
Posted by: mirocu Dec 10 2015, 06:02 PM
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it"
-Morpheus
Posted by: Destri Melarg Dec 10 2015, 06:06 PM
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it"
-Morpheus
Could probably also be attributed to David Icke.
Posted by: mirocu Dec 12 2015, 09:41 PM
"Nippon Manju!"
-Ladybaby
Posted by: mirocu Dec 23 2015, 11:24 AM
"Helloooo, Im the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it BECAUSE ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!"
-The Nostalgia Critic
Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 23 2015, 11:33 PM
"Running away from danger only makes it closer."
Posted by: Callidus Thorn Dec 24 2015, 12:43 AM
Something that describes a lot of my writing:
"This is what Skirata called a self-adjusting screwup. When the problem actually provides the solution to another problem. It's there. All we have to do is work it out."
-RC-1309 NINER (Star Wars Republic Commando: Hard Contact)
Posted by: mirocu Dec 26 2015, 11:43 AM
"All people everywhere should have free energy sources. Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the worlds machinery without the need for coal, oil and gas"
-Nikola Tesla
Posted by: Acadian Jan 5 2016, 09:58 PM
"You can't put a porcupine in a barn, set it on fire, and expect to make licorice."
~Dana Carvey, on 'Late Night' impersonating Ross Perot~
Posted by: mirocu Jan 7 2016, 12:13 PM
"404 Not Found"
-The Internet
Posted by: mALX Jan 20 2016, 03:45 AM
"I've got two PHD's; and now suddenly I'm the janitor of my sister's birth canal..." - Sheldon Cooper
Posted by: Uleni Athram Jan 20 2016, 10:57 AM
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Posted by: mALX Jan 20 2016, 01:06 PM
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
"I am not a man of words. But I respect the power of words, for that is what transformed me...for what was I before I heard those words? Nothing."
―Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith
Posted by: mirocu Jan 21 2016, 03:26 PM
"An excellent quote"
-Chef Excellence
Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 6 2016, 08:12 PM
"I'll let you Valen my Wood if you'll Wood my Elf. Hammer your Fell as you Redden my Guard. I'll even let you Black my Marsh."
-Guess Who
Posted by: mirocu Feb 18 2016, 08:57 PM
"This game sucks so hard it could be an industrial vacuum cleaner"
-Stuart Ashen 2013
Posted by: mirocu Mar 8 2016, 11:38 AM
"Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
-Random youtube comment
Posted by: mirocu Mar 30 2016, 08:03 AM
"Its not for me to determine what you need, or you to determine what I need"
-hickok45
Posted by: mirocu Apr 15 2016, 09:22 AM
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"
-Voltaire
Posted by: mirocu Jul 9 2016, 03:30 PM
"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"
Posted by: mALX Jul 9 2016, 03:57 PM
"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"
BWAAHAA!
You want the truth; or do you want the real truth?
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Jul 9 2016, 05:12 PM
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
"I am not a man of words. But I respect the power of words, for that is what transformed me...for what was I before I heard those words? Nothing."
―Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith
Now we're all talking!
Posted by: mirocu Jul 10 2016, 03:29 PM
"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"
BWAAHAA!
You want the truth; or do you want the real truth?
"I wear long sleeve shirt under short sleeve shirt under long sleeve shirt"
-Stewie Griffin as Zack Sawyer
Posted by: mALX Jul 10 2016, 09:30 PM
"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"
BWAAHAA!
You want the truth; or do you want the real truth?
"I wear long sleeve shirt under short sleeve shirt under long sleeve shirt"
-Stewie Griffin as Zack Sawyer
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jul 11 2016, 01:07 PM
"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion and liberation of the human body from the coercion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government. It stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals…" - Emma Goldman
"There is the difference, and a very important one. We admit the imperfections of human nature, but we make no exception for the rulers. They make it, although sometimes unconciously, and because we make no such exception, they say that we are dreamers, ‘unpractical men’." - Pyotr Kropotkin
Posted by: mALX Jul 13 2016, 12:02 PM
*
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon
*
Posted by: hazmick Jul 14 2016, 12:16 AM
“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.”
- Agatha Christie's Poirot.
Posted by: mirocu Jul 14 2016, 02:51 PM
“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.”
- Agatha Christie's Poirot.
Posted by: mirocu Jul 28 2016, 02:49 PM
"As a human being you do not have to live in America to have the 2nd amendment. Everyone has it by default"
-mirocu
Posted by: Acadian Jul 28 2016, 03:25 PM
'You can't take a porcupine, stick him in a barn, light it on fire and expect him to make licorice.'
Ross Perot
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