Interlude
It was a beautiful day and Lena Wolf was walking aimlessly through a big meadow of wild flowers. She started picking some, and soon had two bunches in her hands: daisies and poppies.
"Why, these would make a beautiful bouquet together!" She thought, mixing them up.
"You can't just do that, you know," a voice said from the grass.
"What? Who said that?" Lena spun around. A small yellow-green grass snake was sitting in a hollowed out stone like in a cup. "Oh, hello," Lena smiled.
"You can't just mix two bunches of flowers like that," the snake repeated. "Or the Gecko will get you."
"What are you talking about?" Lena was confused, but the name "
Gecko" did ring a bell somehow...
"It's awfully warm and I'm parched," the snake complained. "Pour some water into this stone cup, will you?"
The snake did look rather flat, and Lena took out her water skein and poured some into the stone cup. The snake drank it, which made it inflate like a balloon until it turned into a huge gecko. Then it swallowed Lena whole.
...
"Phew, what a nightmare!" Lena woke up in a bit of cold sweat. "Do snakes even drink water? What nonsense!"
She turned over and went back to sleep.
...
She was back on the meadow, a bunch of daisies in one hand, a bunch of poppies in the other. A small gecko was sitting in the stone cup.
"You can't just mix those two, you know," it said. "
There are rules." The gecko handed Lena a heavy scroll with a big "Read Me" label dangling off it.
Lena started reading the scroll. "Don't mix talking daisies with silent poppies, don't mix white flowers with red, don't mix flowers from the same meadow..."
"This makes no sense!" She exclaimed. "It's like I can't mix anything with anything! Well, watch me!"
She tossed the scroll aside and put her daisies together with her poppies. The gecko ballooned in size until it was blotting out the sun, then it swallowed Lena whole.
...
"Wow! That's just ridiculous!" Lena sat up in bed, clammy with cold sweat. "What a nightmare!"
But seeing that it was still dark outside and the frogs in Bravil's canals were still singing their mating songs, she turned over in her bed and went back to sleep.
...
Again she found herself on the meadow, daisies in one hand, poppies in the other.
"Don't even think about it," a voice said from tall grass.
"But I want to make a bouquet!" Lena objected, looking around and seeing the gecko still sitting in the stone cup.
"All right,
here's how you do it," the gecko handed her another scroll with a "Read Me" label. "This one even has pictures."
Lena started to read. A long list of warnings and dos and don'ts followed. She tried to navigate it, tried to follow the rules... But either the sun was too hot, or the warnings were true, but when she finally came to mixing her daisies with her poppies, the gecko ballooned in size blotting out the entire sky, then again swallowed Lena whole.
...
"This has got to stop!" Lena sat up in bed, seriously annoyed. "I won't get any sleep this way."
She got up to get a drink of water. A heavy scroll with a "Read Me" label was lying on the table, she was sure there was no scroll there before. She unrolled it. "The Gecko rules for Mod Merging" was the title. It had all those rules that she read before, and all the instructions with pictures from her dream. But there was something else: on the very bottom a paragraph in blood red Daedric script was added.
When the Blood Moon rises, bring your virgin flying chickens and your virgin long-tooth hens to the Bald Mountain for the sacrifice to the Gecko. Only then may you succeed.
Lena snorted and threw the scroll into the fire. The fire flared briefly, engulfing it, then all that was left was ash.
"Perhaps I'll try this instead," she took a calling card from the table, she remembered a fellow in a cowboy hat promoting their venture. "Leave it to Mator", it read.
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This is a true story. I woke up four times last night, and I should know better, because I'm all out of flying chickens and long-tooth hens, virgin or not. Mussorgsky's music was playing in my head and the Blood Moon was rising.
This post has been edited by Lena Wolf: Jun 5 2023, 12:33 PM