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[monkeyemoness]

I have nothing new, yet. Here's a preview of what I'm working on. Skyrim's still trendy, right? Cause I'm making a Skyrim-based "comic".







Also, I was throwing out going through some old stuff and found some more TES drawings circa 2012.

Pre-Dragonborn datamining promised mounted spellcasting. Turns out it was referring to being mounted on dragons, but before that was revealed my first thought was "BETHESDA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, HE IS TOO POWERFUL NOW". So I sketched this out and forgot about it before I finished. Maybe I'll finish it and a few others I found. Back then, I used to care about my Eternal Champion and I actually played Arena/Daggerfall. :U

[Renee]

OH yeah, SKyrim is still very trendy. How ya doing monkey?

This guy looks like a spooked merchant. Like, he's one of those NPCs who one-lines us as we pass by, telling us of some monsters underground or something.

[monkeyemoness]

Great, thanks, Renee! Anyways, no spoilers till I'm done, but let's just say he's not the one that's spooked.

Anyways, I could have been working on that thing, but I've been playing Psychonauts lately and Steve Blum (the same guy responsible for Eolan's voice type--Breton A) voices a few odd characters. Some of his characters' lines seem to really fit Eolan and oops I wanted to do this while I still found it darkly funny.


"Right, I saw nothing."

(The characters in question happen to be the G-Men, from the Milkman Conspiracy level of Psychonauts)

This post has been edited by monkeyemoness: May 11 2019, 04:28 PM

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

Poor Eolan, lol!

[monkeyemoness]

It's fine, he has somewhat different hangups that have since been addressed. Somewhat.

(I just found out the G-Men disappear once the level they appear in is completed. Boo. I'm gonna miss their weird monologues about their professions. OH WAIT)

This post has been edited by monkeyemoness: Sep 22 2017, 06:40 PM

[hazmick]

I love the G-men's lines. The assassin lines are so Dark Brotherhood.

[monkeyemoness]

Oh, geeze, you're right. It's so accurate it's almost offensive. Right down to how easily they get picked off.

[mALX]

Great, thanks, Renee! Anyways, no spoilers till I'm done, but let's just say he's not the one that's spooked.

Anyways, I could have been working on that thing, but I've been playing Psychonauts lately and Steve Blum (the same guy responsible for Eolan's voice type--Breton A) voices a few odd characters. Some of his characters' lines seem to really fit Eolan and oops I wanted to do this while I still found it darkly funny.



"Right, I saw nothing."

(The characters in question happen to be the G-Men, from the Milkman Conspiracy level of Psychonauts)

D'Aaaw !!!!

It's fine, he has somewhat different hangups that have since been addressed. Somewhat.

(I just found out the G-Men disappear once the level they appear in is completed. Boo. I'm gonna miss their weird monologues about their professions. OH WAIT)

This had me rolling!!!!

[monkeyemoness]

Hey, so I'm not sure what the rules on blood/gore are but lemme know if this crosses the line in any way.

This was supposed to be wacky. It was going to be followed up by him angrily chasing another leftover guard while screaming like a madman but...yeah.

He doesn't talk about Markarth. Neither does Genevieve. She helped with the smashing.

This post has been edited by monkeyemoness: May 11 2019, 04:28 PM

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

So.
Much.
Red!!!!

Khajiit loves it!

[mALX]

*mALX eyes the Catalina dressing on her salad...*

Uh, wait. Alois ideally thinks villains should have redemption, but ... who is the villain? Those are guards around his feet if I'm not mistaken!

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

*mALX eyes the Catalina dressing on her salad...*

Uh, wait. Alois ideally thinks villains should have redemption, but ... who is the villain? Those are guards around his feet if I'm not mistaken!

Guards in Markarth are all corrupt. It is known.

[mALX]

*mALX eyes the Catalina dressing on her salad...*

Uh, wait. Alois ideally thinks villains should have redemption, but ... who is the villain? Those are guards around his feet if I'm not mistaken!

Guards in Markarth are all corrupt. It is known.

Ah, I see!

[monkeyemoness]

Unlike most other threats that have a choice in the matter like bandits (who, in his mind, lose their chance the moment they attack--hell some of their idle dialogue has them mention preferring to die instead of going back to jail), he pulled off a Pelinal Whitestrake actually relished killing the guards, soul-trapping Thonar Silverblood and releasing Madanach. The last one was done in the heat of the moment and probably wasn't one of his best ideas.

Markarth is a nasty, nasty place and I think in the end the ones that suffer most are non-Forsworn Reachmen, no matter what happens. Alois and Genevieve left the place on fire (metaphorically!) and never returned.

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

Unlike most other threats that have a choice in the matter like bandits (who, in his mind, lose their chance the moment they attack--hell some of their idle dialogue has them mention preferring to die instead of going back to jail), he pulled off a Pelinal Whitestrake actually relished killing the guards, soul-trapping Thonar Silverblood and releasing Madanach. The last one was done in the heat of the moment and probably wasn't one of his best ideas.

Markarth is a nasty, nasty place and I think in the end the ones that suffer most are non-Forsworn Reachmen, no matter what happens. Alois and Genevieve left the place on fire (metaphorically!) and never returned.

Markarth is a complete mess. Funny thing is, Khajiit loves it and The Reach in general (it is a beautiful place, imo). The Forsworn are simply a reaction to years of oppression by the Nords. Doesn't make them right, but "for every action, blah, blah, equal or opposite reaction".

[hazmick]

The true villainy in Markarth is the lack of guardrails on all of the stairs. You're more likely to trip and fall to your death on the way to the market than you are to encounter any Forsworn.

Also, people living in Dwemer structures rather than preserving them as historically significant sites makes Haa-Rei's scales itch.

[monkeyemoness]

Hey so I found this really old Oblivion sketch and I felt like sharing because Bretons are OP. When you get the Mundane Ring, mages are nothing to you.

I should finish it, tbh.

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

Hey so I found this really old Oblivion sketch and I felt like sharing because Bretons are OP. When you get the Mundane Ring, mages are nothing to you.

I should finish it, tbh.

Bahahaha someone's on a power trip!

[ghastley]

It was certainly fun to put the Mundane ring, Amulet of Axes, Ring of the Iron Fist, and Escutcheon of Chorrol on a Breton and just reflect or resist everything (except arrows). Especially the Arena fights. Walk out, wait a while, get declared winner, profit! I did much the same with a character that wasn't a Breton by enchanting a pair of the prisoner sandals to compensate.

I think they made the AI in Skyrim a bit better in that respect, as the mobs don't seem to attack themselves to death when you have the HA perk.

[monkeyemoness]

I think I achieved something similar with potions and Mankar's Robes. IIRC the ingredients used made them heavier than .1 but it was worth it having every enemy kill themselves by attacking. Think I murdered some Bravil guards that way but I still got charged for murder.

Anyways, I don't think I've leveled HA high enough to see the perk in action. Reflect Damage/Spells is one of those effects that I sorely missed. Not as much as waterwalking but... :T