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mALX
post Jul 31 2015, 10:06 PM
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Guard in the Aldmeri told my Altmer girl that her face would curdle milk, and to move on!

Guard in Daggerfall asked Bubba if he wanted to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat; and offered to cut his head off!

I heard another in Ebonheart, just yesterday; but can't remember it.


Have you heard any good ones from Guards or NPC's? Post them here!











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hazmick
post Feb 21 2016, 03:44 AM
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"Are Argonian maids really...well, y'know..." - Various NPCs


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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

"...a quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business."
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