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Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 7 2013, 03:52 PM
What are some silly or odd things you have learned in Skyrim? Here are a few of mine.
It can snow lots, without a trace of accumulation!
It is possible to walk (jog, or even sprint) fully on snow and ice, and never fall flat on your ass!
Why risk your life when chopping wood can earn hundreds in one day!? 
Skooma sucks (literally) in Skyrim. Nobody knows how to brew it like they did in 3rd-era Cyrodiil. 
Alcohol causes drunken effects for 30 seconds at a time! 
*On a rare cloudless day* Ahh! What IS that giant white ball in the sky? 
Food often has restorative properties. Who needs a hospital bed when a bowl of vege soup will do just fine?
The art of spell creation has been lost in just 200 years, while the technology to make crossbows has finally been re-attained. 
Guards often speak in funny accents! 
"Wait! I knuh yoo!"
Lots of folks apparently have their sweetrolls stolen.
Cat-people make the best travelling sages.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 7 2013, 03:57 PM
Your followers will never run out of arrows, because MAGICK!
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 7 2013, 04:00 PM
Your followers will never run out of arrows, because MAGICK!
ha ha yeah, that is true.
Actually, getting hit with an arrow can sometimes be a good thing, if the PC is an archer!
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Mar 7 2013, 04:01 PM
When the stars are right, immense reptiles that must weigh in excess of ten tons are able to fly backwards.
Since they were cross-bred with spiders, horses are entirely able to walk up vertical surfaces without trouble, but will refuse to enter cities due to fear of being swatted by fearful homeowners.
That makes me think of http://i.imgur.com/GhfMr.jpg.
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 7 2013, 04:11 PM
Yeah, eat those cheese wheels! And that's true about horses and their abilities for sure. Actually....I have learned that..
Horses can swim great distances.
Nobody ever attacks carriages. 
Looking into somebody's pocket is not a crime.
Sigurd works for Belethor! ... at the general goods store! 
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 7 2013, 04:30 PM
Sigurd works for Belethor! ... at the general goods store!
Every time he passes by me and says that, I want to knock his teeth out. WE GET IT, GEEZ!
Posted by: SubRosa Mar 7 2013, 05:45 PM
No one can drown in Skyrim, except for player characters.
Merchant's chests magically refill with gold every night.
Merchants keep said chests buried underground, yet have no trouble putting money and items into them or taking them out.
We have shovels, but we cannot dig.
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 7 2013, 06:14 PM
Ha ha I like the shovel one! We can dig things up with pickaxes, but shovels? Get out!
Here's a few more:
Olfrid (patron of the great clan Battle-Born) is a name I'm sure you know well!
Crickets, cicaedas, lightning bugs, and other warm-weather insects can survive (apparently) in Skyrim's brutal cold.
Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.
Every time he passes by me and says that, I want to knock his teeth out. WE GET IT, GEEZ!
Yes I know!... But did you know that Sigurd works for Belethor? At the general goods store?
...sorry!
Posted by: ghastley Mar 7 2013, 06:47 PM
Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.
http://ghastley.org/images/lsl.jpg
We learned that a long time ago! Er, wait....
Posted by: Destri Melarg Mar 7 2013, 09:53 PM
Attracting the opposite sex is as easy as wearing a cheap amulet around one's neck.
Yet somehow Khajiit and Bosmer are immune!
You can swing a sword or shoot a bow from horseback, but you have to dismount to cast a spell.
Shouting affects the weather!
You can carry an unlimited amount... as long as you’re willing to walk.
Turn Undead and paralyze are not Illusion spells.
Because it’s so taxing, vampires can only be charming once a day.
Werewolves aren’t affected by the full moon(s), and they can’t see in first person.
and, my favorite:
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 7 2013, 11:51 PM
Shouting affects the weather!
Ha ha I've actually shouted at the weather IRL
Because it’s so taxing, vampires can only be charming once a day.
I Love this one!
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Mar 8 2013, 11:24 AM
I don't know why, but there's something about that statement that I can't help but find immensely existential.
Your wounds will slowly knit themselves back together given time, but if you transform into an unstoppable, Hircine-fueled killing machine, then that's completely out the window.
Posted by: Darkness Eternal Mar 8 2013, 01:46 PM
Werewolves aren’t affected by the full moon(s), and they can’t see in first person.
They are, actually. It doens't show in the game, but their stats become stronger in both wolf and normal form if the moons are full
. It is called "Full Moon Rising."Lore-wise, they shouldn't have full moon transformations . . .except for Sinding, who isn't part of the Circle's strain. Enough rambling though, I completely agree with you on this matter. First person, especially -_-
Oh and werewolves who need Totems in order to have hunter's vision. What the hell is that, Bethesda?
Your wounds will slowly knit themselves back together given time, but if you transform into an unstoppable, Hircine-fueled killing machine, then that's completely out the window.
Yep. I sort of liked and disliked this. Bloodmoon did it better.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 8 2013, 04:00 PM
All you have to do is open a book up, and it will give you the information you want.
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 8 2013, 04:16 PM
All you have to do is open a book up, and it will give you the information you want.
Skyrim Cliff Notes!Posted by: Destri Melarg Mar 8 2013, 07:00 PM
They are, actually. It doens't show in the game, but their stats become stronger in both wolf and normal form if the moons are full
. It is called "Full Moon Rising."I thought that Full Moon Rising was http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Full_Moon_Rising#Full_Moon_Rising
If Talos isn't a god, then why does praying at his shrine give you a blessing?
Ataxia only really affects thieves.
Posted by: SubRosa Mar 8 2013, 07:45 PM
Ataxia only really affects thieves.
And every alchemist in the world thinks you suffer from it.
Posted by: mirocu Mar 8 2013, 10:51 PM
I know a silly thing about Skyrim. Even though it´s not being played and won´t be in the foreseeable future, it´s still very much collectable 
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 9 2013, 05:18 PM
This is more of a bug than a silly thing, buuuut:
If you picked a common name for your character, a duplicate of your character may appear as a random pilgrim worshiping in the temple. Your doppelganger, if spoken to, may recite a word of power (similar to the Graybeards), nothing, or dialog from the priest of Mara. It otherwise cannot be interacted with or targeted for any purpose.
That's from the Wiki. I was looking up the temple of Mara in Riften when I came across this, lol
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 9 2013, 05:20 PM
This is more of a bug than a silly thing, buuuut:
If you picked a common name for your character, a duplicate of your character may appear as a random pilgrim worshiping in the temple. Your doppelganger, if spoken to, may recite a word of power (similar to the Graybeards), nothing, or dialog from the priest of Mara. It otherwise cannot be interacted with or targeted for any purpose.
That's from the Wiki. I was looking up the temple of Mara in Riften when I came across this, lol
How common does the name have to be?
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 9 2013, 05:25 PM
This is more of a bug than a silly thing, buuuut:
If you picked a common name for your character, a duplicate of your character may appear as a random pilgrim worshiping in the temple. Your doppelganger, if spoken to, may recite a word of power (similar to the Graybeards), nothing, or dialog from the priest of Mara. It otherwise cannot be interacted with or targeted for any purpose.
That's from the Wiki. I was looking up the temple of Mara in Riften when I came across this, lol
How common does the name have to be?
I don't know. Make a character with the name Bob and see XD
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 9 2013, 05:27 PM
This is more of a bug than a silly thing, buuuut:
If you picked a common name for your character, a duplicate of your character may appear as a random pilgrim worshiping in the temple. Your doppelganger, if spoken to, may recite a word of power (similar to the Graybeards), nothing, or dialog from the priest of Mara. It otherwise cannot be interacted with or targeted for any purpose.
That's from the Wiki. I was looking up the temple of Mara in Riften when I came across this, lol
How common does the name have to be?
I don't know. Make a character with the name Bob and see XD
It probably has to be a common name for the race you're playing.
Posted by: Kiln Mar 10 2013, 12:58 AM
Taking an arrow to the knee will effectively end your career as an adventurer. You'll then be required to go through the rest of your life as a guard and constantly relive your glory days by telling passers by all about it.
Posted by: SubRosa Mar 10 2013, 01:23 AM
Your torches will not go out even when you are standing under a waterfall.
Taking an arrow to the knee will effectively end your career as an adventurer. You'll then be required to go through the rest of your life as a guard and constantly relive your glory days by telling passers by all about it.
http://youtu.be/92ezGknbIuc
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 10 2013, 01:31 AM
Your torches will not go out even when you standing under a waterfall.
Taking an arrow to the knee will effectively end your career as an adventurer. You'll then be required to go through the rest of your life as a guard and constantly relive your glory days by telling passers by all about it.
http://youtu.be/92ezGknbIuc
I started crying XD I'm out of breath!
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 10 2013, 07:33 AM
Apparently dragons can speak.....without moving their lips!
Posted by: McBadgere Mar 10 2013, 11:15 AM
Because that's just the Thalmor being Urinatory* about the fact that Tiber Septim beat the stuffing out of the High-Elves...
Hey!...That's not nice...
...Although, I did discover that if you rename an armour piece having enchanted it it will change name if it's too close to the other name...
2 sets of armour...
J'zirlo...and J'zargo...
Give J'zargo the one meant for J'zirlo by accident and it instantly and forever becomes J'zargos...
Oh, and things I learned...
It seemingly takes an hour(-ish) to go out through a door...
No-one bats an eyelid if you sell them half a dozen dragon bones...
An alchemy shop will happily buy the largest, most deadly warhammer that ever existed...
I'm someone that can get things done...She likes that...
...Posted by: Grits Mar 10 2013, 02:40 PM
Skyrim is home to voracious but unseen scavengers. Sometimes you have to leave a giant or dragon carcass right outside your front door. But the next time you go outside it will have been carried away, skin, scale, flesh, and bone.
Except nothing will touch an ash pile.
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 10 2013, 05:37 PM
This is more of a bug than a silly thing, buuuut:
If you picked a common name for your character, a duplicate of your character may appear as a random pilgrim worshiping in the temple. Your doppelganger, if spoken to, may recite a word of power (similar to the Graybeards), nothing, or dialog from the priest of Mara. It otherwise cannot be interacted with or targeted for any purpose.
That's from the Wiki. I was looking up the temple of Mara in Riften when I came across this, lol
Wow this is AMAZING if it's true. So if I make a Ysolda, this is saying I will meet her twin? It's almost worth doing, then, even if the RP winds up being shallow.
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 10 2013, 05:45 PM
Taking an arrow to the knee will effectively end your career as an adventurer. You'll then be required to go through the rest of your life as a guard and constantly relive your glory days by telling passers by all about it.
I was gonna do one similar to this!Apparently, handsome men rarely show up in Falkreath.
Although I have never witnessed this, men sometimes get wrapped around the fingers of females, also in Falkreath.
Building a house requires no tools, but it does require a workbench, draft table, and a few other solid fixtures.
Beggars never ask for more than a single coin.
Bandits refuse to figure out 'which college he meant', as if there are dozens to choose from.
Posted by: McBadgere Mar 10 2013, 05:53 PM
Even the most humble and small resurrection spell will cause the bones of a Dragon to billow away as if on a strong wind...
Posted by: SubRosa Mar 10 2013, 06:48 PM
Building a house requires no tools, but it does require a workbench, draft table, and a few other solid fixtures.
It also requires more iron than there is in all of Pittsburgh!
Posted by: Lady Saga Mar 13 2013, 02:55 PM
Wolves sound suspiciously like humans pretending to be wolves.
Sigurd works for Belethor. At the general goods store.
Diving into icy cold water will not cause hypothermia.
Some dogs not only can speak, they have New England accents while doing so
Sigurd works for Belethor, at the general goods store. 
Bandits who daydream of becoming wizards only desire to turn wood to gold, effectively destroying the rarity of this precious metal.
Dual weaponry is popular, but the act of parrying with both weapons has not been discovered yet.
Sigurd works for Belethor at the ARRGH! 
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 24 2013, 04:40 AM
You can walk through corpses without tripping or moving them, no matter how big they are.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 24 2013, 04:43 AM
Wolves sound suspiciously like humans pretending to be wolves.
Sigurd works for Belethor. At the general goods store.
Diving into icy cold water will not cause hypothermia.
Some dogs not only can speak, they have New England accents while doing so
Sigurd works for Belethor, at the general goods store.
Bandits who daydream of becoming wizards only desire to turn wood to gold, effectively destroying the rarity of this precious metal.
Dual weaponry is popular, but the act of parrying with both weapons has not been discovered yet.
Sigurd works for Belethor at the ARRGH!
I missed this one XD
Posted by: King Coin Mar 24 2013, 04:47 AM
Dragons have ADD.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 24 2013, 05:10 AM
An arrow through the head doesn't kill you unless you're health is at a point where you'll die with one hit.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 24 2013, 05:16 AM
Dragons have ADD.
"Hey look, a guy! Wait, another guy! Ooh, a cloud! a FOX! Nom nom nom, ate that guy! Alduin's butt is huge. BUTTERFLY!!''
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Mar 24 2013, 01:57 PM
Dragons have ADD.
"Hey look, a guy! Wait, another guy! Ooh, a cloud! a FOX! Nom nom nom, ate that guy! Alduin's butt is huge. BUTTERFLY!!''
LOL
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 24 2013, 04:10 PM
Dragons have ADD.
"Hey look, a guy! Wait, another guy! Ooh, a cloud! a FOX! Nom nom nom, ate that guy! Alduin's butt is huge. BUTTERFLY!!''
I don't think I'll be able to fight a dragon without laughing now, lol
Posted by: jack cloudy Mar 28 2013, 11:52 AM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 28 2013, 02:11 PM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine.
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Mar 28 2013, 02:19 PM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine.
Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood.
And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 28 2013, 02:38 PM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine.
Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood.
And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now.
Then the courier that gives the players their mail doesn't die. I've killed plenty of couriers too, but not that one courier.....
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Mar 28 2013, 03:29 PM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Ha ha so true!! It's a shame there aren't any Khajiit couriers (as they were in Cyrodiil) who can deliver these "important messages" even faster.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 28 2013, 03:34 PM
Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Yeeeeaaaaaah, and that letter was only to tell me that "They know" XD
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Mar 28 2013, 04:54 PM
Thieves only know one method of killing (gutting like a fish).
Court wizards are often preoccupied, never sleep, speak with a lisp, and/or have us "figured for a mage", even if our character is brandishing smelly armor with a giant battleaxe to boot.
Ataxia has become quite a problem back in Cyrodiil.
If a merchant happens to be selling food that seems way too fresh, chances are it's stolen, or there's something fishy going on.
Children only know how to play tag, hide 'n' seek, or summon Night Mothers from the void.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 28 2013, 05:03 PM
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 28 2013, 07:18 PM
ROFL!!!!
"Mom, I'm going to go play summon the dark brotherhood!"
"Okay son!"
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 28 2013, 08:50 PM
ROFL!!!!
"Mom, I'm going to go play summon the dark brotherhood!"
"Okay son!"
Bahahahaha!!
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 28 2013, 09:28 PM
They say that it's hard to catch fish with your bare hands, but in skyrim, it's more simple than shooting fire out of your hands.
Posted by: Colonel Mustard Mar 28 2013, 09:48 PM
You will never catch the whole butterfly... 
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Mar 28 2013, 10:24 PM
You will never catch the whole butterfly...
Unless its already in a jar.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Mar 29 2013, 12:43 AM
You will never catch the whole butterfly...
That same rule applies with all insects as well
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Mar 29 2013, 02:00 PM
Unless its already in a jar.
Ha ha ha i know right?
Posted by: Destri Melarg Apr 1 2013, 08:37 PM
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fianna and http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Mila_Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child?
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Apr 2 2013, 02:36 AM
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Mila_Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
*chuckles*
Sweetroll theft is apparenly quite a problem in Skyrim.
One arrow to an appendage is apparently enough to end an adventurer's career. (hah!)
Fun things bandits like to do in their spare time:
(1) they like to paint snow with blood
(2) they like mounting decapitated heads upon their walls
(3) they like complaining about stupid bees and their stupid honey
(4) they like pondering whose "brat" is really theirs
Old ladies who cook and clean and do whatever it is they ask are the true survivors of Skyrim!
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 2 2013, 05:35 AM
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fianna and http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Mila_Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child?
Yeah, aren't her parents Nords?
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 2 2013, 05:59 AM
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fianna and http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Mila_Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child?
Yeah, aren't her parents Nords?
No, her parents are redguards. Braith looks like a Nord, not a Redguard
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 2 2013, 06:00 AM
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fianna and http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Mila_Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child?
Yeah, aren't her parents Nords?
No, her parents are redguards. Braith looks like a Nord, not a Redguard
Ehhhh.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 2 2013, 06:03 AM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 2 2013, 06:10 AM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
You're just as sad as I am lol
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 2 2013, 06:15 AM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
You're just as sad as I am lol
I can name EVERY NPC, quest, quest item, and item in oblivion
Even the ones removed from the game
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 2 2013, 06:19 AM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
You're just as sad as I am lol
I can name EVERY NPC, quest, quest item, and item in oblivion
Even the ones removed from the game
OH YEAH?
WELL I CAN...DO...STUFF...ON THE GAME.
-nods-
So THERE.
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 2 2013, 06:21 AM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
You're just as sad as I am lol
I can name EVERY NPC, quest, quest item, and item in oblivion
Even the ones removed from the game
OH YEAH?
WELL I CAN...DO...STUFF...ON THE GAME.
-nods-
So THERE.
I know how to do all the glitches and stuff, lol
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 3 2013, 05:28 AM
I know how to do all the glitches and stuff, lol
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
CALM DOWN
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 3 2013, 06:08 AM
I know how to do all the glitches and stuff, lol
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
CALM DOWN
I'm not the one yelling
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 3 2013, 07:20 AM
I know how to do all the glitches and stuff, lol
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
CALM DOWN
I'm not the one yelling
STOP TALKING
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Apr 3 2013, 03:40 PM
Children children, keep it down!
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 3 2013, 05:23 PM
Okay, okay! Geez
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Apr 3 2013, 06:46 PM
Back on topic after that brief glimpse into madness that is Liz's mind...
If you eat enough food, YOU SHALL BE HEALED!
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Apr 4 2013, 06:11 PM
If you eat enough food, YOU SHALL BE HEALED!
Lol, yeah, like a dozen dozen sweet rolls in an instant, while being attacked by a legendary dragon
Posted by: King Of Beasts Apr 5 2013, 10:01 PM
Eat bugs. There's a chance it could have a good effect on you. But there's also the chance that it will have a bad effect on you
Posted by: jack cloudy May 5 2013, 09:34 PM
Becoming a vampire among vampire comes with many perks. However, becoming such a creature greater than normal vampires also leads one to make new enemies. Such as doors, low ceilings and passages fit for a man to cross.
Dreadful enemies they are, obstructing the great vampire lord with endless resolve, until the vampire lord surrenders and assumes his lesser, mortal form. Behold the power! 
Also, the vampire lord's new family will insist on adressing him as mortal and suggest speaking to one's father to 'correct' this issue. The vampire lord may show his power to prove he is not a mortal, but this is considered bad manners.
Posted by: mALX May 5 2013, 09:56 PM
Becoming a vampire among vampire comes with many perks. However, becoming such a creature greater than normal vampires also leads one to make new enemies. Such as doors, low ceilings and passages fit for a man to cross.
Dreadful enemies they are, obstructing the great vampire lord with endless resolve, until the vampire lord surrenders and assumes his lesser, mortal form. Behold the power!
Also, the vampire lord's new family will insist on adressing him as mortal and suggest speaking to one's father to 'correct' this issue. The vampire lord may show his power to prove he is not a mortal, but this is considered bad manners.
"I think the doorway has you stymied, Mortal!"Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow May 5 2013, 11:41 PM
Becoming a vampire among vampire comes with many perks. However, becoming such a creature greater than normal vampires also leads one to make new enemies. Such as doors, low ceilings and passages fit for a man to cross.
Dreadful enemies they are, obstructing the great vampire lord with endless resolve, until the vampire lord surrenders and assumes his lesser, mortal form. Behold the power!
Also, the vampire lord's new family will insist on adressing him as mortal and suggest speaking to one's father to 'correct' this issue. The vampire lord may show his power to prove he is not a mortal, but this is considered bad manners.
"BEHOLD, the great and powerful vampire lor-OW! Godsdamnit, who put that door there?!"
"What's it saying?"
"I dunno, bit lets behind this door until it goes away."
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy May 6 2013, 04:17 AM
You can walk through corpses without tripping or moving them, no matter how big they are.
If you play on a PC, http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/30947 fixes that.
Posted by: ThatSkyrimGuy May 6 2013, 04:24 AM
Becoming a vampire among vampire comes with many perks. However, becoming such a creature greater than normal vampires also leads one to make new enemies. Such as doors, low ceilings and passages fit for a man to cross.
Dreadful enemies they are, obstructing the great vampire lord with endless resolve, until the vampire lord surrenders and assumes his lesser, mortal form. Behold the power!
Also, the vampire lord's new family will insist on adressing him as mortal and suggest speaking to one's father to 'correct' this issue. The vampire lord may show his power to prove he is not a mortal, but this is considered bad manners.
"I think the doorway has you stymied, Mortal!" Love it! The Virtual Presence Vampire.
Posted by: mALX May 6 2013, 04:33 AM
Becoming a vampire among vampire comes with many perks. However, becoming such a creature greater than normal vampires also leads one to make new enemies. Such as doors, low ceilings and passages fit for a man to cross.
Dreadful enemies they are, obstructing the great vampire lord with endless resolve, until the vampire lord surrenders and assumes his lesser, mortal form. Behold the power!
Also, the vampire lord's new family will insist on adressing him as mortal and suggest speaking to one's father to 'correct' this issue. The vampire lord may show his power to prove he is not a mortal, but this is considered bad manners.
"I think the doorway has you stymied, Mortal!" Love it! The Virtual Presence Vampire.Your quote on the "Watching" thread was timely, ROFL!
Posted by: ImperialSnob May 6 2013, 12:51 PM
I know skyrim very well. I can name most of the important NPC's off the top of my head, and explain why they're important.
I asked about that on the forums was dissapointed there wasn't some backstory.
involvling a milk man and an angry husband and we could talk sides.
Posted by: Rohirrim Jun 29 2013, 12:34 AM
Trained soldiers and guardsmen have terrible accuracy against a giant warrior, but Sven the alcoholic bard can drop a hawk at 500 yards.
Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Jun 29 2013, 12:39 AM
^^^AaaaaaaahahahahahahahHHahHaha!!!
Posted by: space_ Jul 29 2013, 04:54 PM
Receive 500 gold for walking a couple of hundred metres through a city to deliver something completely useless.
Receive 500 gold for walking halfway across Skyrim fighting off the seemingly endless supply of things wanting to kill you to deliver something completely useless.
Receive 100 gold for killing some giants or a dragon or a bandit leader with a bounty on his head.
What?
Posted by: ImperialSnob Jul 29 2013, 07:34 PM
Two guys fight over a girl yet they never talk to the girl until someone else marrys the girl.
Also if your companion can train you in something they still will make you pay yet you can still ask for the money back and they'll give it to you.
Also cats don't exist unless they're big sabretooths and people don't need to go to the bathroom.
And Three-Dog is in the Dark Brotherhood.
Posted by: McBadgere Aug 7 2013, 07:14 PM
That you can actually die by being shot in the knee...
I'm going through the Companions thing again...And me and Farkie are in Dustman's Cairn...So we get to that bit where there's loads of them...Farkie goes down leaving me with FIVE of them to take out...So I thought...After an epic battle - and two deaths - I finally take the last one down with barely any health left...So I go to take a potion that my health will be restored...
No...I think to meself...I'll get me restoration up...The instant I come back out of the menu Orcie-boy sprawls on his back with a damned arrow in his knee!!...
"Well that's irony..." says the boy from his chair...
"Hmmm..." says I as I switch the PS off...
Posted by: jack cloudy Aug 7 2013, 07:37 PM
So the guards are more hardcore than the Dragonborn? At least they survived to make a career-change.
Something I realized a few days ago. Killmoves apply the enchantment of whatever weapon you have equipped to the poor victim. Ok, so far so good. It's nothing to be surprised about. The silly thing is that the game doesn't account for what the killmove's animation actually is.
Clock them in the skull with your hammer of flaming doom? Crispy fire everywhere.
Headbutt them in the face? You're so hot you light people on fire! Yol, baby!
Toss them on the floor and step on their face? Dragonborn stomps so hard the sheer friction makes them burst out in flame!
Posted by: Rohirrim Aug 23 2013, 11:26 AM
After the war, Hadvar sits in the Sleeping Giant and drinks all day...he says stuff like "Rikke doesn't even know my name....probably cuz' im no the DRAGONBORN" ...he's so sad
Posted by: ImperialSnob Aug 23 2013, 08:03 PM
After the war, Hadvar sits in the Sleeping Giant and drinks all day...he says stuff like "Rikke doesn't even know my name....probably cuz' im no the DRAGONBORN" ...he's so sad
So does Ralof and he says really sad stuff too!
"I wish,for just a day,we stop all this fighting"
Posted by: ImperialSnob Aug 31 2013, 01:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tInKC6bDM
Posted by: Kiln Oct 11 2013, 08:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tInKC6bDM
Now that is great.
Posted by: SubRosa Oct 11 2013, 09:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_tInKC6bDM
Nightwish FTW!
Posted by: Renee Gade IV Oct 12 2013, 08:28 PM
I agree. That is classic, that video!
Posted by: Rohirrim Nov 12 2013, 10:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvfxK_xcPAc
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