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Silly things you have learned about Skyrim, just for fun |
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 28 2013, 02:11 PM
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Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM) Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine.
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Colonel Mustard |
Mar 28 2013, 02:19 PM
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Master
Joined: 3-July 08
From: The darkest pit of your soul. Hi there!
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 28 2013, 01:11 PM) QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM) Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine. Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood. And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now.
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 28 2013, 02:38 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Mar 28 2013, 05:19 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 28 2013, 01:11 PM) QUOTE(jack cloudy @ Mar 28 2013, 02:52 AM) Couriers are the most duty-conscious folk in Skyrim. They always deliver their mail. Dragon attacks? That letter is too important! Got to deliver it! Right now!
Couriers are also indestructible. No matter how many times you blow them up, stab them, dlfreeze them, shoot them, or shock them, they always survive, and the next time you see them, they're perfectly fine. Eh? I managed to kill a courier once, so I could steal his blood. And stop looking at me as if I'm crazy, dammit. You just don't understand how intensely sane I'm being right now. Then the courier that gives the players their mail doesn't die. I've killed plenty of couriers too, but not that one courier.....
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Renee |
Mar 28 2013, 04:54 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 19-March 13
From: Ellicott City, Maryland
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Thieves only know one method of killing (gutting like a fish).
Court wizards are often preoccupied, never sleep, speak with a lisp, and/or have us "figured for a mage", even if our character is brandishing smelly armor with a giant battleaxe to boot.
Ataxia has become quite a problem back in Cyrodiil.
If a merchant happens to be selling food that seems way too fresh, chances are it's stolen, or there's something fishy going on.
Children only know how to play tag, hide 'n' seek, or summon Night Mothers from the void.
This post has been edited by Renee Gade IV: Mar 28 2013, 04:54 PM
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 28 2013, 05:03 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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King Of Beasts |
Mar 28 2013, 07:18 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE Children only know how to play tag, hide 'n' seek, or summon Night Mothers from the void. ROFL!!!! "Mom, I'm going to go play summon the dark brotherhood!" "Okay son!"
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Mar 28 2013, 08:50 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 28 2013, 01:18 PM) QUOTE Children only know how to play tag, hide 'n' seek, or summon Night Mothers from the void. ROFL!!!! "Mom, I'm going to go play summon the dark brotherhood!" "Okay son!" Bahahahaha!!
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Destri Melarg |
Apr 1 2013, 08:37 PM
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Mouth
Joined: 16-March 10
From: Rihad, Hammerfell
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Fianna and Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat. Mila Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child?
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Renee |
Apr 2 2013, 02:36 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 19-March 13
From: Ellicott City, Maryland
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QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Apr 1 2013, 03:37 PM) Mila Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. *chuckles* Sweetroll theft is apparenly quite a problem in Skyrim. One arrow to an appendage is apparently enough to end an adventurer's career. (hah!) Fun things bandits like to do in their spare time: (1) they like to paint snow with blood (2) they like mounting decapitated heads upon their walls (3) they like complaining about stupid bees and their stupid honey (4) they like pondering whose "brat" is really theirs Old ladies who cook and clean and do whatever it is they ask are the true survivors of Skyrim!
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Apr 2 2013, 05:35 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Apr 1 2013, 02:37 PM) Fianna and Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat. Mila Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child? Yeah, aren't her parents Nords?
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King Of Beasts |
Apr 2 2013, 05:59 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 1 2013, 08:35 PM) QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Apr 1 2013, 02:37 PM) Fianna and Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat. Mila Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child? Yeah, aren't her parents Nords? No, her parents are redguards. Braith looks like a Nord, not a Redguard
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Apr 2 2013, 06:00 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2013, 11:59 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 1 2013, 08:35 PM) QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Apr 1 2013, 02:37 PM) Fianna and Gerda are very serious about their jobs but, apparently, they don't do windows and they won't venture outside Dragonsreach long enough to take the skeleton out of the moat. Mila Valentia works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. Braith, in Whiterun, is a Redguard child? Yeah, aren't her parents Nords? No, her parents are redguards. Braith looks like a Nord, not a Redguard Ehhhh.
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