What are some great quotes?
"Don't judge me if ya don't know me."-Tupac
"I hate this idea that you're the best,you're not,I'm the best,I'm the best in the world."-CM Punk
"Win if you can,survive if I let you."-Tazz
"Don't give up if your mind leave you,lest your heart grows legs and follows it"-I'm not even joking,Patrick Star's uncle.
Real life quotes? Or video game/movie quotes?
Well my gun fires seven different shades of [censored], so what's your favorite color, punk? - Gerard Way
I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will [censored] punch you in the face if you try. - Gerard Way
-Dont call us.
-Well call you.
Two-Face from the Batman animated series
"Curse you tiny toilet!" - Vector, Despicable Me...
"Heh-heh-heh...Buttum!" Minion, Despicable Me 2...
Another favorite quote: "Fair dues .... ...... "
"Gravity is a harsh mistress..." - The Tick, after falling off the roof of a skyscraper and climbing out of the crater where the hit the street below.
"Suit up!"
- Barney Stinson
"...It stands for Federal Bureau of get the heck* out of my way..." The Accountant, Drive Angry...
"Sol Cambel was the easiest defender I've ever played against"-Mido
Now I'll explain this,so the team I support Spurs once had a very good player named Sol Cambel,or as I like to call Judas the Scariat,he joined our Rivals Arsenal,also known as The Scum,and Mido one of our alright players said this about Sol and became a legend to the fans.
"To thine own self be true." - William Shakespeare
"A Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf the Grey
"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Brevity is the soul of wit. Polonius in Hamlet
Heres the context:
This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.
Lol Polonius.
Yep, I'm sure it was your quote that sparked my memory.
Polonius has a LOT to say, and he uses plenty of words in the process!
"You smell like my mom's purse,she used to hide tootsie rolls in there."-Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley.
Im surprised no one has mentioned one of the most obvious quotes: "Wait here. Ill be back"
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"If you're going through hell, keep going." Sir Winston Churchill
I admire the man's ability to state simply what we all should know, yet in many cases, don't seem too. Common sense ain't so common anymore. This quote got me through a very dark period in my life a few years ago. I've considered having it tattooed should I ever actually get one, lol.
Two quotes from Virginia Woolf:
"The older one grows, the more one likes indecency."
"Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth."
One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watchin - Gerard Way
Another favorite quote of mine:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING, VIETNAM!!!
From one of my favorite Sci-Fi movies...
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
"The best there is,the best there ever was and the best there ever will be!"-Bret Hart.
"To Dare Is To Do"-I'm actually not sure but it's Tottenham Hotspurs' motto and words I live by.
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"What though the field be lost?
All is not lost; the unconquerable will,
And study of revenge, immortal hate,
And courage never to submit or yield:
And what is else not to be overcome?"
-Lucifer/Satan
-John Milton, Paradise Lost: Book 1
I have always been fond of Tennyson:
Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
"Brother Dude Jack!"-Hulk Hogan.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" - Stan
"You bastards!" - Kyle
"Aaaah, I understand now...So the bird represents God and the Coyote is Man, always chasing but never able to catch up...Amazing..." - Castiel, Supernatural...
"Meep-Meep!!..." - Roadrunner...
I've got high Chorrolesterol. -Stargelman
"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." - Josh Billings
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Algernon: My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I meanso Bunbury died.
Lady Bracknell : He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians. I am glad, however, that he made up his mind at the last to some definite course of action, and acted under proper medical advice. - The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
He had resolved to live forever or die in the attempt - Catch 22, Joseph Heller
" I shall smash your skull like a clam upon my tummy!" - The Otter King
The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
H. L. Mencken
"Yes, yes, quite."
-Stewie Griffin
"I only exist to protect Krypton. That is the sole purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent, how cruel is for the greater good of my people. And now I have no people. My soul. That is what you have taken from me."- General Zod to Superman.
"There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good." - Cage The Elephant
One of my favorite DC heroes quote:
"Justice. Crime can not be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. You cannot lead these men unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows."
"It's never too late..." Three Days Grace
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson
"Freedom is just a pretty way of saying that you've gone off the grid. For better or for worse, you're out of options. But we call it freedom, we write songs about it, you probably crank them in your car, never thought about it much. Some people think it's exhilarating, not having your future mapped out. Others start to drown in all that nothing. Maybe you'll enjoy for a moment the purity of doing what you want when you want, beer for breakfast, sex in the afternoon, but obligations sneak up... duty, moral code. Some of us are wired to put ourselves back into cages. Freedom is just that moment of calm before the dread sets in. Because no matter what you freed yourself from, you only get so far down the open road, car windows down, music blasting, before you are forced to take a turn, make a choice, and sentence yourself to the next adventure."-Aiden Waite.
"Goverment lol"-Anon
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche, Baldur's Gate opening.
Batman needs a map.
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Just one of many that I've kept on as an email signature:
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. - Robert A. Heinlein
As a veterinarian, I know this to be God's unvarnished truth!
"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
-Tommy Wiseau
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By god, I love this guy!
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And Im all out of gum."
-Duke Nukem
"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! "
"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! "
"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, The only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm. My friend and companion ever since my h-h-head wound, he will lead us to victory!"*
"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least. "
-Minsc, from Baldur's Gate. One of the greatest characters in any videogame ever
*I actually chopped the end of this one, but I kept the god bits.
"A naked man has few secrets; a flayed man, none."-Roose Bolton.
"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They love inside us, and sometimes they win."
- Stephan King
"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies."
- Nelson Mandela
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. -Stephen King
"*gasp*JESUS IS SATAN!"-That hot chick from Satan's Little Helper who's famous.
"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE."
Since my phone still aint ringin, I assume it still aint you.
- Randy Travis (lyrics from Is It Still Over?)
"It's never too late." - Adam Gontier
Boo-yaah!!
-Duffman
"But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you dont have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." -Jesus Christ.
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned"
-Shepherd Book
"But if your hand touches steel, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"
-Malcolm Reynolds
"Shiny"
-Kaylee
Firefly for the win!
"Mookie was built like a brick sh*thouse made out of other, smaller, brick sh*thouses."-The Blue Blazes, by Chuck Wendig
"Never trust a horse that's smiling. It's planning something."-Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett
"Damn, this hell looks just like paradise." - Logan, Dead Island
If you say "This might go", then youve already decided it wont.
-mirocus helicopter instructor
"Damn it Jim,I'm a sexy doctor,not a sexy scientist!"
"Yes,he was a fine young cannibal."
"Now you see Dougal,these cows are very small,those cows are far away."
Graham Linehan you magnifcent sitcom writing b***ard!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
"...Do not by any means destroy yourself, for if you live you may yet have good fortune. But, all the dead are dead alike." -CS Lewis
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
-Unknown
"Sometimes, best defense is no be there."
-Mr Miyagi
If there was no insanity,
it would be necessary to invent it.
-Catbag
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Who are we? Who are we, really?
-J.C Denton
"If there's a future then we want it now!"
-Hayley Williams of Paramore
"Based God will never die, for he is the people."
Our Lovely Ever Powerful Based God-Lil' B
"Its gonna be legen -Wait for it...! -Dary! Legendary!"
-Barney Stinson
"Did I see a puddy cat?Yeah I saw a puddy cat, humpty dumpty *incoherent fast rapping that's awesome"-Chun-Fu of Fu Schnicks in "What's Up Doc" ft. Shaq
"Green egg and ham it"-Shaq in Kazaam
"I got swag and it's pumping out my ovaries."-Kreayshawn
That's a real rap lyric...from a good rapper.
R.I.P WHITE GIRL MOB
"Now Im dead and I lost my spread!"
-James Rolfe
When I get a chest cold, it seems to last forever.
Dolly Parton
"You must have white bread! Let's make a sandwich"-Yelawolf
(When talking about the threat of dragon attacks on the road)
"You need not be faster than the dragon; you need only be faster than your friends"
- Atahbah of Ri'saad's khajiit trading caravan
I feel this one applies to many situations in life, not just dragon attacks...
Well at least you won't feel guilty when you are running away from a threat and leaving everyone behind
"Faster. Must go faster."
-Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park and Independence Day
"Drop the zero and give it to hero"
-Vanilla Ice
Cant touch me
"Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!"
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
-Wash, Firefly
"Shut up, Meg!"
-Everyone from Family Guy
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are. "
Erik Selvig, Thor: The Dark World
I think I might put that in my sig, now that I think about it...
"Youre an anti-dentit!"
- Cosmo Kramer
"Going after love fearing heartbreak is like going into battle into battle fearing the enemy's arrows.Be brave, shake off the sting of rejection and you may have victory just yet."-Wandering Bard, Mount and Blade:Warband.(paraphrasing a bit )
If you are kind to me, I will love you dearly; if you pose a threat to those I hold dear, I will likely kill you.
Buffy the Bowgirl (The Buffy Doctrine)
"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."
I don't know who said this
"The unknown future rolls towards us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life... Maybe we can too."
-Sarah Connor
"I think ethnic holidays are dumb."
Rohirrim, St. Patrick's Day 2014
Just some gentle thoughts here -
Ethnicity can be defined by a variety of criteria that can include national origin, common culture, race or religion. I suppose Independence Day (USA), Cinco de Mayo (Mexico), Easter (Christian), Anzac Day (Australia), Passover (Jewish), Ramadan (Islam) and a host of other holidays could all be considered ethnic holidays. I, for one, celebrate those who celebrate them.
While Im not a theologian, my understanding is that St Patrick was the patron saint of Ireland and is credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland. By linking ethnic holidays with St Patricks Day and concluding such holidays are dumb, are we to infer dislike of the Irish? Or dislike of all those who celebrate the holidays mentioned above? Id be surprised if that was the intent of the quote above.
The only thing sort of dumb I find about St Paddies day is its modern glamorization of excessive drinking. But, thats just me and I suppose the same can be said of many holidays.
"Sometimes you have to roll the hard six"
Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
I don't think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains.
― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
I meant to infer general dislike of the way people celebrate such holidays: big paper sombreros on Cinco De Mayo, stupidly big green sunglasses and ECKSBAWKSHUEG shamrocks, and *grr* Columbus Day. WHY THE FUDGE ARE WE CELEBRATING COLUMBUS?!
Edit: Oh, and the Fourth of July: "MURICA! LETS ALL EAT HOT DOGS OFF MURICA PLATES WHILE WE DRINK FROM MURICA CUPS AND WATCH THE MURICA FIREWORKS! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw: Never wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
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"General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather the insufficiency of the human intellect." - Alexis de Tocqueville
"The best band ever? Elastic band" - Jimmy Bullard
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"Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from." - Vernon Howard
"Man, he's so bad...He couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat!"...John Madden...
Everything is temporary! That dont excuse nothin.
- Cosmo Castorini, Moonstruck
No matter where you go, there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
"Hey, where do these stairs go?..."
*Looks*..."They go up..."
Ghostbusters...
Kurt Vonnegut seems like an awesome guy, I'd read his books but I a. Can't find them b. They're probably too advanced for me
"Another space shooter!???"
-AVGN
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"If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the most intelligent thing he can do." - Hermann Hesse
"You're a good rapper, I know, so I'm not gonna diss your flow but your hooks are like Asian money, you Singapore note." - Villun
"If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde."
-Shirley Polykoff (spokeswoman for Clairol)
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"Art teaches us nothing except for the significance of life." - Michael Korda
"I understand if any more words come pouring out of your [censored] mouth, I'll have to eat every [censored] chicken in this room."
"You lived your life for the king. You're gonna die for some chickens?"
"Someone is."
Polliver and Sandor Clegane(The Hound).
"Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein - whoooaa!"
-AVGN
If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft,
And from thy slender store two loaves alone to thee are left,
Sell one, and with the dole
Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul.
Moslih Eddin Saadi
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
I haven't even seen the movie though
And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance
- Written by Tony Arata, sung by Garth Brooks
I so agree with Acadians quote there..
I saw this attributed to Erica Cook, but I dont know who she is:
Im not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.
My cousin the defense attorney posted it (elsewhere). I thought that was particularly funny. He really does hope we ALL make it!
If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, then you're not hungry.
"Life's not a b*tch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that p*ssy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an a**hole who couldn't sweet talk the princess"
- Aesop Rock
"It's a trap!!" - Admiral Ackbar, Return of The Jedi...
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
-Albert Einstein
My sisters afraid of rats. Im glad that I am not. . . considering the kinds of places you take me to.
-Vilja
"HAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW" - Chief Keef
"Swag, WOOP WOOP" - Lil B
Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill.
"I have little feet because, well, things dont grow so well in the shade."
- Dolly Parton
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if theyve made a difference to this world. The Marines dont have that problem."
- Ronald Reagan
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Compliments will get you fuzzy wuzzies, war with get you prickely wickilies, punches will get you those too." - Chris-Chan
don't look up Chris-Chan unless you want to go down an inescapable rabbit hole of pillow humping, trolls and bigotry.
also pickles
When you got your hand in the tigers mouth, do not kick it in the nuts.
- my cousin
"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass. Its about learning to dance in the rain."
-Vivian Greene
Addendum by Buffy: "Or dancing between the raindrops."
“We make ourselves significant by the courage of our questions, and the depth of our answers.” - Carl Sagan.
"You're beautiful, someone loves you, and it should be you."
-Otep Shamaya
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.
-Aristotle
"You can live a little dream or you can dream a little dream
I rather live it because dreamers always chase but never get it" - Aesop Rock
"A ship in port is safe, but thats not what ships are built for." - RADM Grace Hopper, USN
"Your precious mare is safe in a stable - just as a warship is safe in a port. But a wise horsewoman - just as the wise captain - realizes that's not what she was built for." - Acadian
Playa! Whats the score? How they hang? Good evening and all that commotion. Welcome to Fat Larrys truck of mack - the only store for all your needs after ten oclock.
I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, God!" but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T cause I know I gotta weight problem and I just dont give a *beep*
-Fat Larry
Downtown LA; Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
- Kud-Ei, Guildmagister, Bravil Mages Guild
"You can just walk over it"
-Angry Video Game Nerd
- Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns arent lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
- "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
- Bernard Baruch
"If guys had uteruses, they'd be called 'duderuses'"-Tina Belcher
"Really? Do I often pogostick through your thoughts wearing nothing but a smile? Be honest... or dont."
-Jeanette Voerman
VtM:B
"You need to get Spread, man"
-Mike Matei
"Sometimes I just dont understand human behaviour"
-C3PO
No trophies of my triumphs shall precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy.
- Emperor Uriel Septim VII
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
-Terry Pratchett
"The winner takes it all"
-ABBA
I met Sir Terry at a Steeleye Span concert in England the last time I was back there. It was the last one of their Wintersmith tour, which was all based on his writings, and was in Salisbury, his home town.
"Dalek: The Doctor will open the arc!
The Doctor: [laughing] The Doctor will not!"
Miss Hartigan: "But you promised me I would never be converted!"
Cyberman: "That was designated, a lie."
What I like doing best is Nothing."
"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time.
"Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, Nothing,' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."
"Oh, I see" said Pooh.
-Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear
"TWENty years!"
-Judge Dredd
"I remember it so you dont have to!"
-Nostalgia Critic
If you're going to quote Christopher Robin, I'll have to quote Owl (who could read and write and spell his own name WOL)
"Hipy Papy Bthuthdth Thuthda Bthuthdy"
Pooh looked on admiringly.
"I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly.
"It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed by it.
Where's Foxy when there's lines like that?
"How about nooo?"
-Dr. Evil
"Burning a foe can have a profound psychological impact on his fellows. Unless they're heartless brigands or mindless animals, which probably encompasses the vast majority of your foes. Still, it will look dramatic."
- Jasper, Fable 3.
"Get the knife!"
-AVGN
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
-Jack London
"Let us never speak of it again"
-Stuart Ashen
"Fluffernutter!"
-Pat the NES Punk
From an interview with Douglas Adams, who would have been 63 today.
"I asked if there was any difference between writing on a typewriter and a computer, and he said that when using a typewriter you could only stare out of the window, while with a computer you had a whole world of distractions."
"An Excellent Product"
-Chef Excellence
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams.
-Willy Wonka
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers."
-Elric, technomage, Babylon 5
"Thats how Johnny C do! Thats how Johnny C do!"
-Judgemental Mortal Kombat, Dorkly
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." - unknown
I think I may have friend SubRosa beat by almost two years. I meet her Sep 2012 post and raise it by this quote from Episode 33 of Buffy's Book 1 posted here in Sep 2010 -
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I vividly recalled what Kud-Ei had said: "Buffy, something is different about you. I see sadness in your eyes. . . and something else. I do not know what happened to you this last time you were out of town, and I am sure I probably do not want to know. They say wisdom comes from experience - and experience comes from bad judgment. Somehow, it looks like you have discovered that for yourself. Your eyes show a quiet wisdom, and the scars of one who has paid for it. The wisdom is quite attractive on you, but I hope the scars will fade." Kud-Ei had then smiled and gently placed her hand on my cheek. "I believe you have grown up, my Apprentice."
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Now, that said, I did not invent the quote. I first heard from a an old aviator way back when I was a young aviator. Sage counsel methinks, and most appropriate for both Pappy and Kud-Ei to share.
Well if we are all going to quote from our fics:
There once was an old male Khajiit
Whose sword hung down to his feet
When his barbs would grow
They would stab his toe
"Who designs these things and why are they allowed to live?"
-Stuart Ashen, July 6 2008
"The gate; close it soon"
-Silver Legion
"Groovatron, stop asking me!"
-AlChestBreach
"Boooooooooooosh!"
-Random ACB Solider in House Hunting mod
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
"What the -Jameson- is going on here!?"
-AlChestBreach
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."
-Gandalf.
Paraphrasing Jordan Maxwell:
-People talk about evolution, Id say its more like an intervention.
"The greatest form of control is when you think youre free, when youre being fundamentaly manipulated and dictated to"
-David Icke
"The bird flue is a lie, the swine flu is a lie, why would that even come as a surprise?"
-Vinnie Paz, End of Days
"Thank Hell for your Misery; Thank Heaven for Allowing it."
Seek misery. Through misery, gain majesty. Endure.
"Ill let you Valen my Wood if I can wooden your elf"
-Uleni Athram
You still remember that!? KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEH
Here's some of more that good stuff:
I'll let you Red my Guard if I can Hammer your Fell!
Golden your Brand if I can Razor your Mehrunes!
Blacken my Marsh if I can Sky your Rim!
"Infinite love is the only truth, everything else is an illusion"
-Unknown
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs?"
"Whoopsie, my ten minute study break turned into a whole year."
"OK, puberty, I'm 51 now. Joke's over. Make me hot now."
"I dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."
- Grand Sagemaster Pakalu Papito, May His Name Echo Throughout Eternity.
"Can you imagine how hot and sexy my body would be if I ate right and exercised like a beast? I'm not going to do it but can you imagine?"
"Why be angry when you can have brownies?"
-Guess Who
"When you know that your time is close at hand, maybe then youll begin to understand; life down here is just a strange illusion"
-Iron Maiden
"Where have you been all my life? And could you please go back there?"
- Usual response when falling in love to someone that could not be The One.
"Beans, beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."
-Inspired by mALX's "More Beans, Mr. Taggart" lines
@Ulenis quotes -
"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Pure power."
-George Orwell (from the book 1984)
"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
Lewis Carroll.
"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
-Grandmaster Pakalu Papito
"If you're always crying in a relationship, you've got to ask yourself a very important question; did I marry a human or an onion?"
Pakalu's sooooo funny, isn't he?
"Investors should do as the banks do, not as they say"
-Unknown
"Music is the strongest form of magic."
- Marilyn Manson.
I'm inclined to believe him.
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious"
-George Orwell
From Sir Thomas Beecham, source of so many marvelous music related utterances, to an under-performing female cellist, Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
Two from Bob Monkhouse:
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."
"If you dont hold it, you dont own it"
-Unknown
(My number one reason I buy physical gold and silver instead of shares, stocks or gold/silver on paper)
"Life is good"
-hickok45 (youtube)
"The two worst sounds you can hear; a click when you expect a boom and a boom when you expect a click"
-hickok45 (on guns)
"I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' designs" - Pericles
"If youre only gonna say no to one thing, say no to the microchip"
David Icke
Pray for good and pray for love
Pray for peace and pray its enough
Pray for salvation, pray that were right
Pray one day we open our eyes
Pray for them and pray for us
Pray one day we can live as one
Pray for the children whose time is to come
Pray they forgive us for the stupid things weve done
"Pray" by Tina Cousins
"Arrogance is thinking youre above someone else, confidence is knowing no one is above you"
-Unknown
"The government is either at your foot or at your throat. You think theyre at your foot?"
-David Knight
"No one is inferior to anyone and no one is superior to anyone"
-mirocu
"Inflammable means flammable!?"
-Dr. Nick
You cant run through a campground. You can only ran, because its past tents.
Ghandi is hiring a trio of thugs as we speak write.
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action"
-George Washington
"The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself"
-Plato
Saw this one earlier on my Writeometer:
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
-Ernest Hemmingway.
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it"
-Morpheus
"Nippon Manju!"
-Ladybaby
"Helloooo, Im the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it BECAUSE ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!"
-The Nostalgia Critic
"Running away from danger only makes it closer."
Something that describes a lot of my writing:
"This is what Skirata called a self-adjusting screwup. When the problem actually provides the solution to another problem. It's there. All we have to do is work it out."
-RC-1309 NINER (Star Wars Republic Commando: Hard Contact)
"All people everywhere should have free energy sources. Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the worlds machinery without the need for coal, oil and gas"
-Nikola Tesla
"You can't put a porcupine in a barn, set it on fire, and expect to make licorice."
~Dana Carvey, on 'Late Night' impersonating Ross Perot~
"404 Not Found"
-The Internet
"I've got two PHD's; and now suddenly I'm the janitor of my sister's birth canal..." - Sheldon Cooper
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
"An excellent quote"
-Chef Excellence
"I'll let you Valen my Wood if you'll Wood my Elf. Hammer your Fell as you Redden my Guard. I'll even let you Black my Marsh."
-Guess Who
"This game sucks so hard it could be an industrial vacuum cleaner"
-Stuart Ashen 2013
"Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
-Random youtube comment
"Its not for me to determine what you need, or you to determine what I need"
-hickok45
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"
-Voltaire
"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"
"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion and liberation of the human body from the coercion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government. It stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals…" - Emma Goldman
"There is the difference, and a very important one. We admit the imperfections of human nature, but we make no exception for the rulers. They make it, although sometimes unconciously, and because we make no such exception, they say that we are dreamers, ‘unpractical men’." - Pyotr Kropotkin
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon
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“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.”
- Agatha Christie's Poirot.
"As a human being you do not have to live in America to have the 2nd amendment. Everyone has it by default"
-mirocu
'You can't take a porcupine, stick him in a barn, light it on fire and expect him to make licorice.'
Ross Perot
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