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| treydog |
 Feb 20 2011, 03:23 AM
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An additional version of this is switching from a 4-speed truck to a 3-speed Mustang:
2nd- whiirrrrr 3rd- rrrrmmmm 2nd- erkkkkk -------------------- The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
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| mALX |
Feb 20 2011, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Feb 19 2011, 09:23 PM)  An additional version of this is switching from a 4-speed truck to a 3-speed Mustang: 2nd- whiirrrrr 3rd- rrrrmmmm 2nd- erkkkkk [sound of grinding gears followed by transmission dropping onto road with the reverse sheered off] -------------------- |
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| Grits |
Feb 20 2011, 02:58 PM
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Do not let the dyslexic child help his sister learn her spelling words. No matter how sweet he’s being.
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| TheOtherRick |
Feb 20 2011, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 20 2011, 07:58 AM) Do not let the dyslexic child help his sister learn her spelling words. No matter how sweet he’s being. tac - n. 1) Feline animal. -------------------- |
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| mALX |
Feb 20 2011, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 20 2011, 08:58 AM) Do not let the dyslexic child help his sister learn her spelling words. No matter how sweet he’s being. SPEW!!! Good one !!! On the one hand you really don't want to discourage, but on the other hand ... -------------------- |
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| ureniashtram |
Feb 20 2011, 05:17 PM
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Never mistake one party for another. PArticulary if they're near to each other. Let's just say that it is very awkward. Just as so when you start eating like its none of my business. "Umm.. I don't remember you being invited.. Heck, I don't even know who you are! "Don't be silly, you silly little wench! This is little Sammy's Birthday, no? Now, could you kindly pass that bowl of rice? I'm starving and you shall feed me." "... No. This is Holden' funeral party." "Oh. Well, let me finish this BBQ." "NO. GET OUT!!" That literally happened to me. Seriously. -------------------- Djinn: What wish would you like to have, young master?
Random dude: SUPA POWAZ! -- Djinn: Is there anything I could make true, lord? Old guy: .. Youth and charisma. -- Djinn: Your heart speaks of wanting. I could make it true, milord. Me: Hmmm. I wish to know what I want. Then you could hook me up in some insidious deal, spirit. |
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| mALX |
Feb 20 2011, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(ureniashtram @ Feb 20 2011, 11:17 AM) Never mistake one party for another. PArticulary if they're near to each other. Let's just say that it is very awkward. Just as so when you start eating like its none of my business. "Umm.. I don't remember you being invited.. Heck, I don't even know who you are! "Don't be silly, you silly little wench! This is little Sammy's Birthday, no? Now, could you kindly pass that bowl of rice? I'm starving and you shall feed me." "... No. This is Holden' funeral party." "Oh. Well, let me finish this BBQ." "NO. GET OUT!!" That literally happened to me. Seriously. SPEW !!! ROFL !!!  -------------------- |
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| King Of Beasts |
Dec 25 2012, 09:59 PM
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If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson.
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| mALX |
Jan 2 2013, 07:14 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 03:59 PM) If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson. Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk. -------------------- |
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| King Of Beasts |
Jan 3 2013, 05:59 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 2 2013, 10:14 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 03:59 PM) If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson. Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk. That's just not smart  You shouldn't microwave chicken. It tastes real nasty-------------------- Bruh ☠ï¸
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| mALX |
Jan 3 2013, 06:12 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 2 2013, 11:59 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 2 2013, 10:14 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 03:59 PM) If you climb a tall tree, don't just tie yourself to one if the branches with a rope, because if you fall, you'll be hanging upside down until someone comes and rescues you. Happend to me last summer, and I've definitely learned my lesson. Or like my neighbor, don't trim tree branches with a chain saw while drinking mass quantities of cheap beer - most definitely not by sitting on the branch you are cutting while drunk. That's just not smart You shouldn't microwave chicken. It tastes real nastyROFL !!! Yes, and that one should be on the "Gross things you've eaten before" thread, ROFL !!! -------------------- |
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| Uleni Athram |
Jan 5 2013, 04:50 PM
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I remember microwaving an uncooked sausage back when I was 7 years old. Didn't taste good either.
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Jan 5 2013, 06:53 PM
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If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea...
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Jan 5 2013, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... -------------------- |
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| King Of Beasts |
Jan 5 2013, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Jan 5 2013, 07:50 AM) I remember microwaving an uncooked sausage back when I was 7 years old. Didn't taste good either. The only problem is I knew I should of read the instructions and I didn't. I thought sticking them in the microwave was the perfect solution, but I was real wrong  The sausage probably would have tasted nastier though,but that sounds like something I'd do. -------------------- Bruh ☠ï¸
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| mALX |
Jan 5 2013, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2013, 01:01 PM) QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... Both of these nearly caused my ice cream sandwich to spew! -------------------- |
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| King Of Beasts |
Jan 5 2013, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 10:47 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2013, 01:01 PM) QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... Both of these nearly caused my ice cream sandwich to spew! You have an Ice cream sandwich? Lucky  I want one.-------------------- Bruh ☠ï¸
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| mALX |
Jan 5 2013, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2013, 01:49 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 10:47 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2013, 01:01 PM) QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... Both of these nearly caused my ice cream sandwich to spew! You have an Ice cream sandwich? Lucky I want one.My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs. OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too. This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 5 2013, 08:07 PM -------------------- |
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| King Of Beasts |
Jan 5 2013, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 11:02 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2013, 01:49 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 10:47 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2013, 01:01 PM) QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... Both of these nearly caused my ice cream sandwich to spew! You have an Ice cream sandwich? Lucky I want one.My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs. ROFL Did you flip out when you saw that? I'll take the ice Cream sandwiches if you don't want them.-------------------- Bruh ☠ï¸
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| mALX |
Jan 5 2013, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2013, 02:05 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 11:02 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2013, 01:49 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 5 2013, 10:47 AM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2013, 01:01 PM) QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jan 5 2013, 11:53 AM) If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea... Nor if you need to check how much gas is in it and use a lighter... Both of these nearly caused my ice cream sandwich to spew! You have an Ice cream sandwich? Lucky I want one.My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs. ROFL Did you flip out when you saw that? I'll take the ice Cream sandwiches if you don't want them.It looked like Party Central here, but a one man party. -------------------- |
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