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[King Of Beasts]

OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too

In not a big fan of Doritos or potato chips. I just can't stand the taste.

[mALX]

OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too

In not a big fan of Doritos or potato chips. I just can't stand the taste.

I like the taste of them, but wouldn't have bought any of that stuff if I was shopping. I guess when I leave town he goes hogwild on snacks, lol.

[King Of Beasts]

OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too

In not a big fan of Doritos or potato chips. I just can't stand the taste.

I like the taste of them, but wouldn't have bought any of that stuff if I was shopping. I guess when I leave town he goes hogwild on snacks, lol.

Ok, I admit it. I like the taste of Doritos, but not the blue kind. Potato chips are a different story though.

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

[Grits]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Ugh, you don't know who else has been doing that!

My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs.

OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too.

I'll be right over!

If your gas tank has a crack in it, trying to weld it shut yourself is not a good idea...

Yikes.

[mALX]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

[mALX]

My husband did all the shopping while I was at my Mom's - I came home and all we had in the house was enough beer to start our own store, two boxes of Oreo cookies, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a box of mini Bavarian chocolate eclairs.

OH - forgot: There was a huge bag of potato chips and an even bigger bag of Doritos Nacho chips too.

I'll be right over!

I'm ready for one hellacious Super Bowl party! Lol.

[King Of Beasts]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

I wish that was my sisters reaction instead if her screaming at me and making me go to the store to buy her a new milk carton. I guess it's Karma's way if getting me back though.

[mALX]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

I wish that was my sisters reaction instead if her screaming at me and making me go to the store to buy her a new milk carton. I guess it's Karma's way if getting me back though.

Have you thought about using a glass at her house?

This post has been edited by mALX: Jan 6 2013, 02:22 PM

[King Of Beasts]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

I wish that was my sisters reaction instead if her screaming at me and making me go to the store to buy her a new milk carton. I guess it's Karma's way if getting me back though.

Have you thought about using a glass at her house?

Yes, but just to annoy my dear sister I drink from the carton anyway. It's worth it to watch her flip out momentarily even if she does scream at me and send me to the store.

[mALX]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

I wish that was my sisters reaction instead if her screaming at me and making me go to the store to buy her a new milk carton. I guess it's Karma's way if getting me back though.

Have you thought about using a glass at her house?

Yes, but just to annoy my dear sister I drink from the carton anyway. It's worth it to watch her flip out momentarily even if she does scream at me and send me to the store.

Lol, wicked! I'll bet that's why she left you curdled milk that time! Teaching you a lesson!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

When my I'm babysitting the kids at my sister's house, I drink the milk straight from the carton

Blech! Urgh...bleah...URK!

I wish that was my sisters reaction instead if her screaming at me and making me go to the store to buy her a new milk carton. I guess it's Karma's way if getting me back though.

Have you thought about using a glass at her house?

Yes, but just to annoy my dear sister I drink from the carton anyway. It's worth it to watch her flip out momentarily even if she does scream at me and send me to the store.

Lol, wicked! I'll bet that's why she left you curdled milk that time! Teaching you a lesson!

FRAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember that story!!!

[King Of Beasts]

No, she probably left it There for me because I put a fake snake in the toilet

[mALX]

No, she probably left it There for me because I put a fake snake in the toilet

ROFL !!! I can't believe you said that, I just got done discussing that happening with my sister and mother not two weeks ago!

Somehow (I don't have any idea how) - my sister and I both heard somewhere (and believed) that snakes get into pipes and pop out in toilets to bite people on the butts who sit down to go.

My mother thought we were both being ridiculous, that snakes couldn't pop up in toilets. Well, now we know they can at KOB's house! Lol.

[King Of Beasts]

No, she probably left it There for me because I put a fake snake in the toilet

ROFL !!! I can't believe you said that, I just got done discussing that happening with my sister and mother not two weeks ago!

Somehow (I don't have any idea how) - my sister and I both heard somewhere (and believed) that snakes get into pipes and pop out in toilets to bite people on the butts who sit down to go.

My mother thought we were both being ridiculous, that snakes couldn't pop up in toilets. Well, now we know they can at KOB's house! Lol.

The reason I put the snake in the toilet in the first place is because I managed to convince my sister that snakes could pop up in toilets.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 8 2013, 04:47 AM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

No, she probably left it There for me because I put a fake snake in the toilet

ROFL !!! I can't believe you said that, I just got done discussing that happening with my sister and mother not two weeks ago!

Somehow (I don't have any idea how) - my sister and I both heard somewhere (and believed) that snakes get into pipes and pop out in toilets to bite people on the butts who sit down to go.

My mother thought we were both being ridiculous, that snakes couldn't pop up in toilets. Well, now we know they can at KOB's house! Lol.

The reason I put the snake in the toilet in the first place is because I managed to convince my sister that snakes could pop up in toilets.

Either that or someone has some serious gastrointestinal issues lol

[Grits]

Google has some wrong ideas about me. Here's why:

1. Hot Dwarf. I was looking for info about the Hobbit movie. This happened a while ago, but I still have the image bar burned into the backs of my eyes.

2. Jizz Festival. I blame my phone for this one, because it autocorrected a text to this once before. JAZZ festival! I mean, come on!

3. Double-ended bag bladder. It's the correct term for the replacement part that Mr. Grits needs for his punching thingy, but apparently the Internet blows its load at anything "double-ended." Now Amazon also has a wrong idea. If I ever need a dating service... Well I can't even imagine.

[Acadian]

Oh, Grits! That is priceless! But I do know what you mean -

Inspired by the story of Elisabeth Hollow Liz, I made the horrible mistake of looking up Erik Hoe-Pusher. Where did I go to do so? To the Skyrim portion of UESP wiki one would assume, right? Nooooooo. Dummy went to the Urban Dictionary. . .

This post has been edited by Acadian: Jan 17 2013, 04:48 PM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Oh, Grits! That is priceless! But I do know what you mean -

Inspired by the story of Elisabeth Hollow Liz, I made the horrible mistake of looking up Erik Hoe-Pusher. Where did I go to do so? To the Skyrim portion of UESP wiki one would assume, right? Nooooooo. Dummy went to the Urban Dictionary. . .

-hack- -cough- -gasp-

Imagine what you would have gotten has I used the term "Erik Green-Thumb!"

[Grits]

a vastly different career for young Erik!!

[King Coin]

Google has some wrong ideas about me. Here's why:

1. Hot Dwarf. I was looking for info about the Hobbit movie. This happened a while ago, but I still have the image bar burned into the backs of my eyes.

2. Jizz Festival. I blame my phone for this one, because it autocorrected a text to this once before. JAZZ festival! I mean, come on!

3. Double-ended bag bladder. It's the correct term for the replacement part that Mr. Grits needs for his punching thingy, but apparently the Internet blows its load at anything "double-ended." Now Amazon also has a wrong idea. If I ever need a dating service... Well I can't even imagine.

Oh, Grits! That is priceless! But I do know what you mean -

Inspired by the story of Elisabeth Hollow Liz, I made the horrible mistake of looking up Erik Hoe-Pusher. Where did I go to do so? To the Skyrim portion of UESP wiki one would assume, right? Nooooooo. Dummy went to the Urban Dictionary. . .