 Movies no one should ever watch., What are they? |
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| ImperialSnob |
 Aug 12 2013, 09:46 PM
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Mine would be Scott Pilgrim,I know it's well loved by Micheal Cera makes me want to punch puppies....and I love puppies.
What movies do YOU think no one should ever watch....also Human Centipide 2 don't watch that apparently(haven't seen it but heard some stuff....woah) |
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| Black Hand |
Aug 13 2013, 12:18 AM
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 Insulting Scott Pilgrim??!! Black Hand Angry!! Whaddya mean everyone's entitled to their own views and opinions? I'm from 'Murrica! We impose them on others! But on a serious note: a few films Black Hand recommends not seeing: Event Horizon. A Black Hole powered ship has created a wormhole to Hell, literally. General slaughter ensues. Jurassic Park 2: Nuff said. Three was okay surprisingly. Wolverine: Which one? Any of 'em really. Hugh Jackman needs to stop emulating Nicolas Cage's movie strategy. Anything by M. Night Shyamalan post-Unbreakable. Really, why do they keep letting this guy make movies?! One or two flops...okay, everything you've done since...just retire and rest on your laurels. Airbender: The Movie. Directly tied into the previous....but How Dare He! The cartoon series is beyond awesome...the mind cannot unsee what has been seen... |
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| Elisabeth Hollow |
Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM
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the Piranha! movie, lol. It was so bad. Even IF it had the cast from jersey Shore getting eaten...
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| Kiln |
Aug 13 2013, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 11:21 PM)  the Piranha! movie, lol. It was so bad. Even IF it had the cast from jersey Shore getting eaten... Now that I would pay to watch. -------------------- He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Darkness Eternal |
Aug 13 2013, 02:47 AM
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Sharknado.
-------------------- And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.” |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 13 2013, 02:50 AM
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 Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
Catwoman.
It's gotta be one of the worst superhero movies I've seen  -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Kiln |
Aug 13 2013, 03:54 AM
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Forum Bard Joined: 22-June 05 From: Balmora, Eight Plates |
Pretty much anything directed by Uwe Boll.
Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, and Alone in the Dark are all Boll films. He's a terrible director/producer and almost all of his movies are so bad that you can get drunk and make fun of them all the way through. -------------------- He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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| ImperialSnob |
Aug 13 2013, 09:17 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM) the Piranha! movie, lol. It was so bad. Even IF it had the cast from jersey Shore getting eaten... The TRIPLE DDD LOLEOLOLBOOBIES version or the original,the original is actually pretty good. Also if you want to watch the jersey shore cast get eatten just watch Shark Attack Jersey Shore...or something it was on AVGN's top 40 Sh*** Shark movies. |
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| mirocu |
Aug 13 2013, 10:36 AM
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Sorry to repeat some that others have said, but here it goes.
Lost in Space Jurassic Park 2 The so-called prequels (and possible future sequels) to the true Star Wars movies Incredible Hulk (sorry, mALX!  )American Pie: Band Camp and Wedding Any sequel to Mortal Kombat Species Alien 3 Signs Directors cut of The Grudge Any and all Superman movies Man, so many crappy movies. And this is just a few of them!  -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| ImperialSnob |
Aug 13 2013, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 13 2013, 10:36 AM) Sorry to repeat some that others have said, but here it goes. Lost in Space Jurassic Park 2 The so-called prequels (and possible future sequels) to the true Star Wars movies Incredible Hulk (sorry, mALX! )American Pie: Band Camp and Wedding Any sequel to Mortal Kombat Species Alien 3 Signs Directors cut of The Grudge Any and all Superman movies Man, so many crappy movies. And this is just a few of them! Now I respect your opinion,but Man of Steel,Superman 1,Superman 2,Superman 3,Superman 4 were great movies. Also the Star Wars sequals aren't out yet...and they're gonna be awesome! Also you can put good movies that people should never watch,I mean some would say Human Centipide 2 is a good movie(if they do put them in an Asylum or hide the kichen knives) but you really shouldn't watch it. This post has been edited by ImperialSnob: Aug 13 2013, 10:41 AM |
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| Grits |
Aug 13 2013, 01:08 PM
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Elysium. Terribly disappointing.
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| Black Hand |
Aug 13 2013, 09:39 PM
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It's interesting, because I actually did like the Hulk movies. Both.
Buuut. Aliens vs Predator. Don't waste your time. Thats two hours of your life you could spend punching puppies, which would be less cruel than making those puppies watch that schlock. Oh yeah, and as far as I am concerned The Star Wars Prequels never occured, and as I recently found out Speilberg consulted heavily on the original three. You might say he himself ghost directed them. The prequels were Lucas in all his laughable glory. I mean he's got more money then God, so I can't berate him too mich, but money can't buy talent, only hire it. This post has been edited by Black Hand: Aug 13 2013, 09:43 PM |
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| Darkness Eternal |
Aug 13 2013, 11:19 PM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 13 2013, 03:54 AM) Pretty much anything directed by Uwe Boll. Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, and Alone in the Dark are all Boll films. He's a terrible director/producer and almost all of his movies are so bad that you can get drunk and make fun of them all the way through. Uwe Boll . . . that man is terrible. Terrible. Just terrible. Kristanna Loken was very good( and by good I mean hot) in Bloodrayne. The trailer for that movie, though, made it seem like it was some sort of vampire pornography. QUOTE(Grits @ Aug 13 2013, 01:08 PM) Elysium. Terribly disappointing. QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 13 2013, 09:39 PM) Oh yeah, and as far as I am concerned The Star Wars Prequels never occured, and as I recently found out Speilberg consulted heavily on the original three. You might say he himself ghost directed them. The prequels were Lucas in all his laughable glory. I mean he's got more money then God, so I can't berate him too mich, but money can't buy talent, only hire it. Revenge of the Sith was the best prequel. Hands down. The novel itself? Amazing. Just amazing. The rest were meh. -------------------- And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.” |
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| Grits |
Aug 14 2013, 04:20 AM
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QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Aug 13 2013, 06:19 PM) QUOTE(Grits @ Aug 13 2013, 01:08 PM) Elysium. Terribly disappointing. I was looking forward to seeing it, too. One thing was good. The special effects were gorgeous. But the rest of the movie was a disaster. I was embarrassed for some of the actors and actually bored during the action scenes. The political message was so overt that it was off-putting. Even my socialist friends felt insulted. It should have been at least thought-provoking. It was not. -------------------- Jerric's Story * Darnandex * Screenshot: Cyrodiil Meadow |
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| ImperialSnob |
Aug 14 2013, 10:38 AM
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The best things to come out of the prequals are Ewen McGregor shouting "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOOSEN ONE!,YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DEFEAT THE DARK SIDE,NOT EMBRACE IT." and the Pod Racing game.
Also never watch A Serbian Film |
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| mirocu |
Aug 14 2013, 10:47 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 13 2013, 10:39 PM) Oh yeah, and as far as I am concerned The Star Wars Prequels never occured -shakes hand with Black Hand, finds out how funny that sounds, bursts into hysterical laughter- -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| ThatSkyrimGuy |
Aug 14 2013, 03:17 PM
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 Finder  Joined: 4-May 13 From: Somewhere between here and there |
No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking...
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| Acadian |
Aug 14 2013, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Aug 14 2013, 07:17 AM) No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking... Sure, DE nominated that back in post #5.  -------------------- |
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| McBadgere |
Aug 14 2013, 03:45 PM
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I successfully avoided almost all of Snowmageddon...I reccomend you manage 100% of the avoidance thing...
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| ImperialSnob |
Aug 14 2013, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Aug 14 2013, 03:17 PM) No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking... So you don't want people to watch a movie where sharks are in a tornado? WHAT?!?!? |
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