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| Fuzzy Knight |
 Apr 8 2006, 08:31 PM
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I made a really ugly Orc for fun today and took on TGM and started killing guards with Heat Blast, and I attack a mounted guard and kill the mount and he got stuck to the horse, half his body was under ground and he looked pretty dead but kept attacking me face down...
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| softwhisper |
Apr 8 2006, 09:15 PM
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okay, so at lvl 20 something, i was fighting several bandits and a spider daedra on the "old bridge". after killing all of them, i did a jump of victory. due to acrobatics, the jump took me 15 feet into the air and completely over the bridge. nothing strange there. however, when i landed, there was no player model at all. what i mean is, in third person view, there simply was no character. got on the horse, same thing. it looked like the horse was running without a rider.
so i go back to the bridge, and behold!! my character model is stuck in mid-air, right over the center of the bridge, sword raised to the sky... luckily, when i saved, quit, and started up the game again, everything was back to normal. edit: almost forgot, i like it when clannfears jump *into* walls. then they get stuck and you can see them running in places inside the wall section  This post has been edited by softwhisper: Apr 8 2006, 09:18 PM -------------------- ~ toodles |
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| HyPN0 |
Apr 8 2006, 11:36 PM
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 Knower  Joined: 20-March 06 |
 I KNEW THEY ARE LIZARDS,BUT THEY'RE NOT MONKEYS DAMN IT!!!! -------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato  |
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| D3TOX |
Apr 9 2006, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(Duncan Frost @ Apr 8 2006, 08:06 PM) When I was at the Cloud Ruler Fortress and I knocked the captain of the edge, he woke up and he was at the bottom of this like 500 foot cliff... then he got pwned by a wolf  Lmfao, try do it again with screenshots or a video haha. |
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| Agent Griff |
Apr 9 2006, 07:24 PM
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 Knower Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in Romania |
Congratulations for having the game Taillus! Now let's see a funny moment. I was once on my way to Chorrol to deliver something. Well, I was walking along and suddenly a highwayman approaches me. The gold or your life he says. I say come and get it so we fight. After a few minutes of hard fighting he starts kicking my butt. All of a sudden I hear someone draw a sword then turn around to see an Imperial Legion soldier who dismounted off his horse to kill the highwayman. I figure I could use some faster transportation so I mount his horse while he's fighting the highwayman then ride off. I leave him fighting the highwayman and on foot. When I pass by on the same road I meet a Legion Soldier on foot who arrests me for stealing his horse. The damn soldier stood there on the road waiting to catch me next time I came around. How Radiant of him.
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| Duncan Frost |
Apr 10 2006, 02:55 PM
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 Agent Joined: 16-March 06 From: All Along The Watchtowers |
QUOTE(Agent Griff @ Apr 9 2006, 06:24 PM) Congratulations for having the game Taillus! Now let's see a funny moment. I was once on my way to Chorrol to deliver something. Well, I was walking along and suddenly a highwayman approaches me. The gold or your life he says. I say come and get it so we fight. After a few minutes of hard fighting he starts kicking my butt. All of a sudden I hear someone draw a sword then turn around to see an Imperial Legion soldier who dismounted off his horse to kill the highwayman. I figure I could use some faster transportation so I mount his horse while he's fighting the highwayman then ride off. I leave him fighting the highwayman and on foot. When I pass by on the same road I meet a Legion Soldier on foot who arrests me for stealing his horse. The damn soldier stood there on the road waiting to catch me next time I came around. How Radiant of him. Lol. --------------------  |
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| DarkHunter |
Apr 10 2006, 06:03 PM
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 Mouth  Joined: 10-April 06 From: Balmora, what was the Council Club... |
Lol my funniest was shooting arrows at some bandit (townsperson *cough cough)
when an arrow bounced off a wall and stuck in my face... i got the bandit in the $@%# as revenge  -------------------- A skull, some blood, and a flying mace. Not much to work with. ~Imperial Legion Captian.
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| HyPN0 |
Apr 10 2006, 07:12 PM
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THE NEW CHAMPION
 You will encounter this guy in a task for Fighters Guild.You will find his vocabulary.......intresting at least Here's a sample:  AND SOME MORE FUNNY SIGHTS:  Heh that Traven......Wait damn it you're Traven!!!  NO WAY!!!! AND RETURN OF THE MONKEYS:  -------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato |
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| Fethenwen |
Apr 11 2006, 09:12 AM
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 Agent Joined: 23-March 06 From: Conan is our God :P |
HEHEEE
I just think that this fits very well with this thread, Oblivion crazy music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SE7BQFHX4...=Oblivion%20FUN Love the song, it's just makes me ROFL. -------------------- |
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| Frostblade10 |
Apr 11 2006, 10:16 AM
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 Retainer Joined: 22-March 06 |
My most memorable one was when i was in some house in Bruma and i quicksaved to murder someone for fun
I stealth smacked him with my 25 shockdamage 28 damage two-hander deadra sword and he flew up REALLY FAST and collided with some vases and stuff on the shelf and the physics engine (being really spiratic(sp?)) went WHAAAM!!! and the body was seiszuring in the ceiling and every kind of silverware and tupperware blew away like a bomb went off. haha it was great. --------------------   |
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| Elidor |
Apr 11 2006, 12:41 PM
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Mine would have to be when I was exploring an aelid ruin and theres these traps that are like a big razor that slams down across a narrow bridge and then slowly goes back up then slams down constantly, and theres this minotaur on the other side of the trap. comes racing at me only to get slammed by this totally obvious trap, i go back to looting the place and on my way out i see his body still laying at the base of the trap and as the big razor comes up i finally notice his horn is stuck on it and for the past 10mins hes been getting lifted up and down and up and down.
--------------------  Modder for Dragonlance TCQUOTE(DoomedOne) You all look exactly how I thought you would. Except for Megil, I had know idea he was a black woman. |
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| Taillus |
Apr 11 2006, 02:20 PM
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 Knower Joined: 30-January 06 |
This may be a spoiler for those that have yet to run headlong into a portal but here we go.
I was scurrying around in an Oblivion portal using some good old fashioned shock touch magic and ending Stunted Scamps like there was no tomorrow when I find a tower that had a huge bed of spikes on the bottom floor. I noticed a lever so I gave it a pull. Suddenly, a circular part of the floor that was around the spikes lifts up revealing a trap of sorts. I guess this platform raises up to another floor and when it comes back down it skewers who/whatever is on said platform. So after a few minutes of inspecting the bottom floor I decide to give the lever a good pull once again. I could hear the platform coming back down and I could see something running around through the holes in the platform. To my surprise, a little scamp had made his way onto the platform and the poor guy was violated by a handful of spikes that were taller then my character. The look on his face when the spikes came through the bottom of the platform was absolutely priceless.... This post has been edited by Taillus: Apr 11 2006, 02:21 PM -------------------- “Worry not, young Breton. This will be over very quickly but I wish I could say that it would be painless. You will suffer greatly before you join the countless other souls that fuel my power.” - Taillus
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| Zelda_Zealot |
Apr 11 2006, 05:06 PM
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 Knower Joined: 9-June 05 From: Summerville SC |
When I was doing the last Thieves guild quest I found one of those swinging mace traps, so with these two rats coming at me I decide to have some fun. I activate the trap thus killing the rats, but one of the maces was swinging everywhere! It was streching across the room! After watching this for a few I decided to continue the quest...
 Another time I was just wandering around Bruma (The outside of it, not in the town.) and I come across these two Forest Rangers shooting something. I walk over to the other side of the battlefield and find another Ranger.  So now I am a bit confuzzeld, so I walk back to the other two to see if there was somthing between them, nothing. After a few seconds "the lone Ranger" died. I guess nothing can quench these Rangers blood lust as they instantly turned on each other... yeah... lets stay away from Bruma...  -------------------- The Sun and Moon transform day to night, but what transforms the mind?
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| xycolian |
Apr 12 2006, 07:17 AM
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 Finder  Joined: 5-March 06 From: The Great Beyond... |
QUOTE(Fethenwen @ Apr 11 2006, 01:12 AM) HEHEEE I just think that this fits very well with this thread, Oblivion crazy music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SE7BQFHX4...=Oblivion%20FUN Love the song, it's just makes me ROFL. WTF? that video is messed up lol. Oblivion has gotten kinda boring for me, so I might be more like the guy in the vid living a wonderful, naked, acrobatic lifestyle This post has been edited by xycolian: Apr 12 2006, 08:26 AM -------------------- |
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| Furious_George |
Apr 12 2006, 02:12 PM
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 Finder Joined: 23-March 06 |
QUOTE(xycolian @ Apr 12 2006, 02:17 AM) Oblivion has gotten kinda boring for me, so I might be more like the guy in the vid living a wonderful, naked, acrobatic lifestyle Start over - try a different style of gameplay... |
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| HyPN0 |
Apr 20 2006, 12:57 PM
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-------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato |
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| Konji |
Apr 20 2006, 06:30 PM
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| ThePerson98 |
Apr 20 2006, 10:43 PM
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 Finder Joined: 11-February 06 |
QUOTE(xycolian @ Apr 12 2006, 12:17 AM) WTF? that video is messed up lol. Oblivion has gotten kinda boring for me, so I might be more like the guy in the vid living a wonderful, naked, acrobatic lifestyle Be stealth, just choose the assassin class. Much more fun. Get a bow and sneak around. I got bored of the big guy in armor type fast. I dont like using big slow warhammers to smash things, I perfer watching them wonder what hit them -------------------- |
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| HyPN0 |
Apr 20 2006, 10:43 PM
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QUOTE(Konradude @ Apr 20 2006, 07:30 PM) I literaly choked on my beer!!! ROFL BTW is that Benny Hill music i'm hearing? This post has been edited by HyPN0: Apr 20 2006, 10:50 PM -------------------- ''Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.''
- Albert Einstein ''One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.'' - Plato |
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| xycolian |
Apr 20 2006, 10:46 PM
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Finder Joined: 5-March 06 From: The Great Beyond... |
QUOTE(HyPN0 @ Apr 20 2006, 02:43 PM) I literaly choked on my bear!!! ROFL BTW is that Benny Hill music i'm hearing? choked on your...what? anyways... I think that This movie is funnier This post has been edited by xycolian: Apr 20 2006, 10:47 PM -------------------- |
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