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Posted by: Rihanae Apr 9 2014, 06:15 PM

Another game... I'm just too playful!

I think i've seen something like this on wither here or BethSoft... probably BethSoft.

The idea of the game is simple really. The poster (Me, to start) will post an ordinary screenshot.

People then can add a caption relating to the picture but the caption must be comedic... other wise whats the point.

After at least THREE captions have been posted from others, the OP can choose who wins. The winner gets a cake cake.gif and it is then their turn to post a screenshot, or nominate another person to post one should they not have any screenies.

Okay... to start...

For those who don't know, the character is Lissa.

IPB Image

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 9 2014, 06:59 PM

Well this should be fun. Lets see...

"The hammer? It was on sale!!!"

Yeah, yeah, I know it's a cliche... laugh.gif

But she does kind of have that "excited and talking about shopping" look.

Posted by: ghastley Apr 9 2014, 07:18 PM

I'm afraid my mind is in the gutter, and all my potential captions involve the concept of counter-weight.

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 9 2014, 08:55 PM

"Little did Lissa know that the Pogo-stick of Sauron was lurking just behind her..."...

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 10 2014, 08:11 AM

Well, I might as well throw a few more into the ring, since I'm here.

"Hello sir. Do you have a moment to talk about the Nine Divines?"

I think this makes her the TES equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness rollinglaugh.gif


"You mean I can save on both long distance and local calls if I switch provider?"


"Thank the gods you're here! Which way's the privy?"

Just 'cos of her arms. Looks like she's desperate laugh.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 10 2014, 08:14 AM

@Callidus - Awesome!! rollinglaugh.gif Just what I had in mind but couldn´t get out! rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: Renee Gade IV Apr 10 2014, 01:12 PM

I got it.

"I'm so happy, I could burst!!" rollinglaugh.gif


Posted by: Rihanae Apr 11 2014, 01:25 PM

Well done everyone! Some good captions; great ones even! However, I think the winner has to be this...

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 9 2014, 08:55 PM) *

"Little did Lissa know that the Pogo-stick of Sauron was lurking just behind her..."...


biggrin.gif

Well done McB! Here is your cake cake.gif

Posted by: Acadian Apr 12 2014, 06:15 PM

QUOTE(Rihanae @ Apr 9 2014, 10:15 AM) *
... The winner gets a cake cake.gif and it is then their turn to post a screenshot, or nominate another person to post one should they not have any screenies. ...


*taps foot*

Well, McB? tongue.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 17 2014, 01:01 PM

Ooopsie!!!... ohmy.gif ...

So sorry everyone!!... wacko.gif ...

Erm...*Takes slice of cake and then shares the rest*...Go on, it's a bit rich for me all in one go... biggrin.gif ...

It's the taking part that counts, so, should it be decided that mine is best in the future - it's cake all 'round for everyone!!!...Simply because I cannot post pics indifferent.gif ...Should really have thought of that...

Hey-ho...

Soooo, if anyone else has got something, be my guest!!...

Cheers Rihanae though... wink.gif ...


Posted by: Acadian Apr 17 2014, 05:56 PM

I'll try one of Buffy that I think is just begging for a caption: http://i.imgur.com/1la5XEI.jpg

Posted by: mirocu Apr 17 2014, 06:00 PM

QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 17 2014, 06:56 PM) *

I'll try one of Buffy that I think is just begging for a caption: http://i.imgur.com/1la5XEI.jpg

-Hey, what´s it like up there anyway? Getting dizzy yet?

Posted by: ghastley Apr 17 2014, 06:08 PM

Does it still count as Heavy Armor in that size?

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 17 2014, 06:40 PM

"Buffy realised too late that the potion marked "Drink Me" was the one that shrank you..."...

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 17 2014, 07:01 PM

Super-size me!

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 17 2014, 07:13 PM

Ouch.

This one's a toughie.

It involves not staring at Buffy ( wub.gif ) long enough to come up with something laugh.gif

Here goes...

Firing three biggrin.gif

"Unfortunately, Buffy's disguise wasn't quite as effective as she'd hoped"


"How do you breathe in this thing?"


"Despite the sign's declaration, there was nothing common about this treasure"



And I apologise for the following:

"Golden Saints of Buffy's stature were in short supply."

"Getting armour in Buffy's size was a tall order."


And on a tenuously related note; does anyone else now want to see Buffy with a couple of Dark Seducers? laugh.gif

Posted by: Acadian Apr 17 2014, 08:27 PM

My goodness, so many wonderfully clever captions that it's hard to choose! I'm going to go with CT's though -

'Getting armour in Buffy's size was a tall order.'

Thank you to all. happy.gif

CT, the cake is yours. cake.gif

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 17 2014, 08:47 PM

Thanks Acadian biggrin.gif

Unfortunately, since pretty much the only pics I take are those of my characters, just to show what they look like, I don't have one that can be captioned.

So, like McB, I'm gonna have to throw this open to whoever has one handy.

Posted by: mirocu Apr 17 2014, 09:19 PM

Then maybe someone would like to caption http://i.imgur.com/mG3y1jW.jpg? smile.gif

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 17 2014, 10:21 PM

"Lothran's hair was purple, until he saw the price of ale at the Oak and Crosier"

"A Dunmer walks into a bar..."

"I'm sorry sir, but this establishment has a strict dress code."

Posted by: ghastley Apr 17 2014, 10:35 PM

"No sujamma, I'm afraid, but we do have a large selection of empty tankards."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 18 2014, 01:34 AM

"Sorry. No fur, no tale, no service."

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 18 2014, 03:45 AM

"Talasma was glad of the empty tankards when she heard the words "Oh dear, I appear to have forgotten my pants." drifting across the bar..."

Posted by: Vital Apr 18 2014, 05:17 AM

"Lothran had always refused to drink from the same tankard twice, luckily this tavern had many to spare."

Posted by: mirocu Apr 18 2014, 08:45 AM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 17 2014, 11:21 PM) *

"A Dunmer walks into a bar..."

Classic! laugh.gif


-Good ones, guys smile.gif I didn´t think I gave you an easy picture to work with but you did good biggrin.gif


Liked them all and I hate to pick one wacko.gif But I think I´ll go with Vital´s caption. So here you are! -----> cake.gif

Posted by: Vital Apr 18 2014, 09:15 AM

Yay! More cake *eyes greedily*

cake.gif

Well it seems I am the 3rd console player to win this laugh.gif

So... If any PC player wants a slice, it's yours for the taking tongue.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 18 2014, 09:16 AM

No excuses, Vital! If Renee could take so many pictures of her TV with a mobile phone, why can´t you?? tongue.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Vital Apr 18 2014, 09:34 AM

Well...

Ok 'rocu... Here's a pic ofhttp://imgur.com/wbvxpCo(my most recent Oblivion character)...

It's not great, but give it your best shots guys!! tongue.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 18 2014, 10:09 AM

"Do'Shakir thought about the dark place he had been to when he decided to work for someone who utilizes DiD."

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 18 2014, 11:40 AM

"I'm dead? Are you sure?"

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 18 2014, 03:14 PM

"Hello Ssssirrr...Can I perhapss interessst you in an encyclopaedia?..."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 18 2014, 03:19 PM

"Who you callin' milk drinker?!?"

Posted by: ghastley Apr 18 2014, 03:56 PM

A warrior does not fear death, but this one does not want to be reincarnated as an Argonian!

Posted by: Vital Apr 18 2014, 10:00 PM

laugh.gif Great ones guys!!

Hard to choose but...

...

[ad break]


GHASTLEY!!!! biggrin.gif

Here ya go cake.gif

Posted by: ghastley Apr 19 2014, 12:01 AM

OK, I've linked to this one before, but let's try it embedded. It's from my Evergloam mod, that Grits is currently playing through before I release it. Clark is chatting with Azura on the terrace of her beach house in Moonshadow.

IPB Image

My original title was "Breathtaking view" so I'll expect something different.

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 19 2014, 12:04 AM

"Must... keep... eye... contact..."

Posted by: ghastley Apr 19 2014, 12:08 AM

The remarkable thing was that using the Look console command actually does that! I was expecting to have to move her around in his field of view to get him looking in the "right" direction, but it just happened on the first take. Of course, Clark would have preferred more ...

Posted by: Acadian Apr 19 2014, 12:11 AM

*Azura taps her forehead* "Hey, my eyes are up here."

or

"Have you seen my blouse? Those mischievous winged twilights keep flying off with it."

Posted by: haute ecole rider Apr 19 2014, 05:13 AM

"Mustn't . . . move . . . my . . . hands . . ."

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 19 2014, 06:07 AM

"Ken approved of Mattel's newest scale of Barbie dolls..."

Posted by: mirocu Apr 19 2014, 07:41 AM

GIGGETY-GIGGETY-GIGGETY-GOO!!

Posted by: ghastley Apr 19 2014, 01:30 PM

My own caption was
"It's a simple quest. Do you really need me to explain it again?"

So I'm giving this to Acadian, as he's the only one to see things from Azura's perspective.

Posted by: Acadian Apr 19 2014, 03:13 PM

Thank you, ghastley!

Here's one: http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1100%20Series%20Screenshots/ScreenShot1140.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 19 2014, 03:15 PM

"Superian thought that Buffy's shopping habit was getting slightly out of hand..."...

Posted by: mirocu Apr 19 2014, 05:41 PM

"Instantly Buffy remembered her favourite scenes from the LotR trilogy"

Posted by: Acadian Apr 25 2014, 01:57 AM

Eeep! Sorry, I sort of forgot this was open. I guess I was waiting for some more captions. I originally named that shot: 'Buffy finds a truck stop in the desert and parks Superian among the big rigs.'

I do like the new suggestions though. I'm going to pick McB's. Thanks so much!

McB, your turn to post a shot or open it up to someone else. cake.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 25 2014, 03:29 AM

YAY!!...Cake!!... biggrin.gif ...

Ta!...

I considered stealing a pic off of t'internet, not to pass off as my own, but just to use...There's some bloody strange ones out there, you know?... blink.gif ...

So, I'll just pass over to one someone else has, I think... smile.gif ...

Thanks again, Acadian... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: mirocu Apr 25 2014, 07:57 AM

I´ll takes it then. After all, I provided the other caption.. tongue.gif

It´ll be interesting to see what you can come up with with http://i.imgur.com/PIRTCYd.jpg smile.gif

Posted by: Vital Apr 25 2014, 08:18 AM

Lothran had heard Rythe Lythandas really got 'into' his work, but he hadn't quite expected this.

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 25 2014, 10:28 AM

Lothran had heard that Rythe Lathandas knew all the ins and outs of painting, but hadn't realised it was meant literally.

[this one's spoken by Lothran]
"Try your hand at painting", they said. "It'll be relaxing", they said.


Look on the bright side. At least it's not one of Escher's.

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 25 2014, 10:47 AM

I'm so happy everybody is ejoying the thread!

This is a difficult one, but i'll try and come back to it! I may have started the game, but i must admit i am awful at captions haha

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 25 2014, 10:28 AM) *


[this one's spoken by Lothran]
"Try your hand at painting", they said. "It'll be relaxing", they said.


Hahahaha biggrin.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 25 2014, 12:48 PM

"Lothran had been warned that he kept painting himself into a corner..."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 25 2014, 02:34 PM

"Look what I've done with the mighty Blade of Truepaint!"

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 25 2014, 03:10 PM

From the creators of Miami Vice, Cheydinhal Blues.

Posted by: mirocu Apr 25 2014, 04:27 PM

Thanks for all the witty captions, guys! laugh.gif And next time I wanna see something from the thread´s originator.. wink.gif

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 25 2014, 11:28 AM) *

Lothran had heard that Rythe Lathandas knew all the ins and outs of painting, but hadn't realised it was meant literally.

[this one's spoken by Lothran]
"Try your hand at painting", they said. "It'll be relaxing", they said.

Callidus wins this round! The first part would be enough but I liked the second one too although I didn´t get the third part which is why I cut it out.. laugh.gif

Personally I´d prefer only one caption per person but that´s just me. Anyway, fire away, Thorny-boy!! cake.gif

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 25 2014, 04:29 PM

I think Mirocu is right. Each person can have ONE caption per day. Is everyone okay with this rule?

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 25 2014, 04:40 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 25 2014, 04:27 PM) *

Thanks for all the witty captions, guys! laugh.gif And next time I wanna see something from the thread´s originator.. wink.gif

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 25 2014, 11:28 AM) *

Lothran had heard that Rythe Lathandas knew all the ins and outs of painting, but hadn't realised it was meant literally.

[this one's spoken by Lothran]
"Try your hand at painting", they said. "It'll be relaxing", they said.

Callidus wins this round! The first part would be enough but I liked the second one too although I didn´t get the third part which is why I cut it out.. laugh.gif

Personally I´d prefer only one caption per person but that´s just me. Anyway, fire away, Thorny-boy!! cake.gif


Escher painted some really messed up things, real eyebending optical illusion type things.


Unfortunately, being a consolite makes it awkward to get a decent screenshot, so I'll have to throw this up for anyone who wants it

*launches cake high into the air*

QUOTE(Rihanae @ Apr 25 2014, 04:29 PM) *

I think Mirocu is right. Each person can have ONE caption per day. Is everyone okay with this rule?


I think I'm the only one who's affected by it. No worries. I'll try to rein 'em in biggrin.gif

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 25 2014, 04:46 PM

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i431/Rihanae/Oblivion2014-04-1602-01-34-76_zpsc87a3816.png

smile.gif

(I really should take more screenies. Haha)

Posted by: Acadian Apr 25 2014, 04:50 PM

"On a clear day you can see all the way to the bottom of the bay!"

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 25 2014, 04:59 PM

So many pirates, so little time...

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 25 2014, 05:06 PM

QUOTE(The Proper Awesome Subrosa...)
So many pirates, so little time...

^ laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif ...



"Oooh, Um...Guys, there's a wave headed this way...Isn't it a bit...big?"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 25 2014, 08:46 PM

And thus the shipmasters of Anvil learned not to wolf-whistle as Lissa passed...

Posted by: mirocu Apr 25 2014, 09:23 PM

"Lissa made sure to only allow pictures to be taken from her left side to hide the embarrassing tattoo from her youth"

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 26 2014, 05:05 PM

Oooh! So many great captions!

But, once again but never a bore, the einner has to be McB!!

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 25 2014, 05:06 PM) *

"Oooh, Um...Guys, there's a wave headed this way...Isn't it a bit...big?"


Here is your cake! cake.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 26 2014, 08:25 PM

*Bows*...You do me too much honour... biggrin.gif ...

My thanks!...

Though once again, I take a piece - Mmmm, Victoria sponge! - and pass the rest around... smile.gif ...

Who's got another one then?!... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: Acadian Apr 26 2014, 08:48 PM

I'll submit http://i.imgur.com/IKlMXef.jpg.

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 26 2014, 09:33 PM

Hiding the skooma in the house wine had unexpected results...

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 26 2014, 10:00 PM

"The 'Chorrol Style' dance had taken off in quite a big way..."

Posted by: mirocu Apr 26 2014, 10:16 PM

"He suddenly realized his arm pit odor maybe wasn´t the best..."

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 26 2014, 11:01 PM

Buffy thought her simple jazzercise moves were easy to get the hang of. Obviously not.

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 26 2014, 11:11 PM

After the fifth bottle of wine was empty, the dancers gave up wondering why they didn't fall over...

Posted by: Acadian Apr 27 2014, 01:00 AM

Fantastic captions, all! biggrin.gif

That said, I'm going to give the nod and giggles to this one:

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 26 2014, 01:33 PM) *
Hiding the skooma in the house wine had unexpected results...
That one reminds me of an ancient Maxical episode where she awoke from some sort of death-like experience and, while still in a dream state, murmured, "Am I on 'kooma?"

Your turn, SubRosa! cake.gif

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 27 2014, 01:24 AM

Thank you Acadian.

http://i.imgur.com/QMQuKOW.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 27 2014, 03:28 AM

"Aela thought that Ungarion had taken his 'Hair of the Dog' hangover cure a little too far..."...

Posted by: mirocu Apr 27 2014, 08:17 AM

"You see, the key to a good pasta sauce is this..."


(Very nice pic, btw!)

Posted by: Vital Apr 27 2014, 10:02 AM

"High five! Er... Four."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 27 2014, 05:04 PM

"'Everything in life that I really need to know, I learned from my dog."

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 27 2014, 08:28 PM

I am going to have to go with McB on this one, and his hair of the dog concoction. goodjob.gif

Take it away McB!

Posted by: minque Apr 27 2014, 08:42 PM

This sounds fun! I would like to participate but all I've got are screenies from Morrowind... kvleft.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 27 2014, 09:14 PM

Wow... biggrin.gif ...Thanks!...

*Om-Nom-Nom*...

*Surpresses burp*...

Aaaaamywho...Thanks again... biggrin.gif ...

If you've got one, show it... biggrin.gif ...

Oh, btw...I have no problem with screenies from other, older games...Acadian did one from an Elsweyr mod didn't he?.... wink.gif ...

Though, granted this is in the Oblivion section for a reason... biggrin.gif ...

It's all up to Rihanae though, of course... wink.gif ...

*Points*...SCREENIE MEEEEEE!!!... laugh.gif ...

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 27 2014, 09:49 PM

I have more interesting ones from Skyrim too. Maybe we need Caption threads for the other games? Or just to open this one up to everything? I am certainly good for doing either.

Posted by: Acadian Apr 27 2014, 10:36 PM

I too am up for whatever Rihanae would like. I do think including the other games would encourage more folks to participate and that's a good thing. Another question would be whether to include not only other TES games, but screenies from the FO series as well. Again, I think whatever Rihanae and others might want would be fine. I think what makes this thread nice and unique is its quest for humorous screenshots. smile.gif

If the thread is opened up to other games, we could move it to the Fan Art section of the forum to reflect that change.

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 28 2014, 03:43 AM

goodjob.gif ...Excellent idea!!...

Anyone got a screenie while we wait?... huh.gif ... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 28 2014, 04:33 AM

http://i.imgur.com/b0dcgLI.jpg of Astarte is just begging for captions...

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 28 2014, 06:35 AM

"Astarte had to conclude that the song had indeed, finally gotten on their nerves..."

Posted by: mirocu Apr 28 2014, 07:48 AM

"Do these arrows make me look fat?"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 28 2014, 10:24 AM

"'Tis but a scratch"

Posted by: Acadian Apr 28 2014, 12:37 PM

"I used to be an adventurer like you. . . ."

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 28 2014, 01:01 PM

^ laugh.gif laugh.gif ^ ...Like them all, I do... biggrin.gif ....

Posted by: Grits Apr 28 2014, 01:06 PM

"... and when I asked if I could have my arrows back..."

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 28 2014, 05:43 PM

I am going to have to give this one to Mirocu, and the perennial question. cake.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 28 2014, 06:27 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 28 2014, 06:43 PM) *

I am going to have to give this one to Mirocu, and the perennial question. cake.gif

Thank you, SR! biggrin.gif

*glomp*

What? blink.gif You guys wanted some too? http://i.imgur.com/pAHLE8U.jpg wink.gif


Posted by: SubRosa Apr 28 2014, 06:31 PM

Lothran found that eating magic beans before adventuring made it easier to see in those dark places...

Posted by: Acadian Apr 28 2014, 06:55 PM

"Who says there's no levitation in Cyrodiil?"

Posted by: ghastley Apr 28 2014, 07:19 PM

"Missile silo", it said on the door. Now Lothran knows what that means.

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 28 2014, 07:21 PM

Lothran to Ayleids, one to beam up

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 28 2014, 08:01 PM

Well I'm more than happy with including other TES/FO games into the mix smile.gif

Should you want to move the thread, Acadian, you have my blessing ;P hahahaha

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 28 2014, 09:24 PM

"The meaning of Lothran's cry of "'Ere lads, I'm well light, ain't I?" prior to his disappearance was still hotly debated to this day..."

Posted by: mirocu Apr 29 2014, 08:06 AM

So many good ones!! You people are the best! laugh.gif

I really had a hard time deciding this time ´round sad.gif

SR - rollinglaugh.gif
Acadian - Levitation Act challenged wink.gif
ghastley - Shouldn´t open such doors, right..? laugh.gif
McB - I have to admit, I didn´t quite understand your contribution kvleft.gif Guess it´s because I´m not Welsh... biggrin.gif

But the winner is Callidus Thorn for his Star Trek reference! cake.gif


And remember now, mr Thorn. You can include other Elder Scrolls games as well as the Fallout universe smile.gif

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 29 2014, 08:52 AM

Heh heh heh...

CAKE!!! biggrin.gif

Thank ye kindly.

And I still have no screenshot to offer, so I'll once again throw this open to anyone who does.

One of these days I'll have a screenshot/pic...

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 29 2014, 12:54 PM

QUOTE
McB - I have to admit, I didn´t quite understand your contribution kvleft.gif Guess it´s because I´m not Welsh... biggrin.gif

Ach, it's alright Crow-Boy...I freely admit it wasn't my best... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: Grits Apr 29 2014, 01:06 PM

Here's one: http://i.imgur.com/OPetkvB.png.

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 29 2014, 01:19 PM

"The Crazy Horses, Skyrim's Osmonds tribute troupe, stop to ask for directions..."

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 29 2014, 02:10 PM

We are the knights who say, "neigh!"

Posted by: ghastley Apr 29 2014, 02:30 PM

We used to be adventurers like you. But the mages are worse than the archers!

Posted by: Acadian Apr 29 2014, 03:00 PM

"Got Apples?"

Posted by: Grits Apr 29 2014, 03:13 PM

Oh these replies are great, I love every one! biggrin.gif I’m passing the cake to ghastley for his twist on the classic. I had to scratch my head for a second on that one! laugh.gif

Here you go, ghastley: cake.gif

Posted by: ghastley Apr 29 2014, 07:22 PM

Thanks Grits. And since she's properly beta-tested now, let's use Sjulki.

http://ghastley.org/Skyrim/Images/MjollHulk.jpg

Posted by: mirocu Apr 29 2014, 07:41 PM

"Everyone was surprised to see the Hulk´s wife in the bar on a Tuesday afternoon"

(Dammit I missed Grits´ pic! sad.gif )

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 29 2014, 08:09 PM

When Aerin said: "I have a little secret", it turned out to be much different than what Mjoll expected.

Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Apr 29 2014, 08:13 PM

"Uh oh," she thought, "I should have washed that shirt at 30 degrees on a delicate wash..."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 29 2014, 08:21 PM

"I can never find anything to wear in my size!"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 29 2014, 08:30 PM

Ironically, while Sjulki turned green, it was her friend who was jealous...

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 29 2014, 09:13 PM

"Mjoll had repeatedly tried to warn Sjulki that it was a Nordic city not a Nudist..."

Posted by: ghastley Apr 30 2014, 12:18 AM

Hard to choose, but I'm going with green.

Callidus Thorn gets the cake.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 30 2014, 07:41 AM

QUOTE(ghastley @ Apr 30 2014, 01:18 AM) *

Hard to choose, but I'm going with green.

Callidus Thorn gets the cake.gif

Guess I´ll take it since he doesn´t have pixies, but congrats, Thorny-boy! biggrin.gif

http://i.imgur.com/hWhXwhq.jpg smile.gif

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Apr 30 2014, 07:43 AM

You're right there 'Rocu.

But I plan to for thenext one I win biggrin.gif


"I've been walking on the railroad...."

Posted by: McBadgere Apr 30 2014, 08:40 AM

"...Finally, he'd hit rock bottom; off the rails; couldn't see the point..."

Posted by: Acadian Apr 30 2014, 12:37 PM

"Having defeated the first train, he stood on the tracks - awaiting his next rogue rail victim."

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 30 2014, 10:05 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 30 2014, 07:41 AM) *

Guess I´ll take it since he doesn´t have pixies, but congrats, Thorny-boy! biggrin.gif

http://i.imgur.com/hWhXwhq.jpg smile.gif


I think maybe you should have waited for CT to actually offer the cake before volunteering yourself tongue.gif

Cheeky mirocu wink.gif

Posted by: mirocu Apr 30 2014, 10:14 PM

QUOTE(Rihanae @ Apr 30 2014, 11:05 PM) *

I think maybe you should have waited for CT to actually offer the cake before volunteering yourself tongue.gif

Cheeky mirocu wink.gif

I never do that usually but since I knew he didn´t have a pic I decided to speed things ahead a little just this once. Sorry if I stepped out of line.. kvleft.gif

I´m gonna wait a little longer if someone else wanna give my pic a shot smile.gif

Posted by: Rihanae Apr 30 2014, 10:25 PM

It's okay, no line was over stepped tongue.gif

It was just on the off-chance that he did have a screenie prepared for us smile.gif

Anyway, there is no issue now smile.gif

HOLY MUDCRAB! Another pixie I can't think of a caption for! I'm awful at this game tongue.gif haha

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 30 2014, 11:55 PM

...and so he found his plans for Wasteland domination derailed.

Posted by: mirocu May 1 2014, 08:54 AM

Thanks to all for your captions! laugh.gif

QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 30 2014, 01:37 PM) *

"Having defeated the first train, he stood on the tracks - awaiting his next rogue rail victim."

The cake.gif goes to Acadian this time, nicely done! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Acadian May 1 2014, 12:57 PM

Yum! Thanks, mirocu. http://i.imgur.com/oklqBMY.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere May 1 2014, 01:06 PM

"Superian was the only one to notice the sudden arrival of Mummy and Daddy Triffid..."...

Posted by: mirocu May 1 2014, 01:29 PM

"Back off! I have a boyfriend!"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 1 2014, 02:11 PM

Even Superian cringed at Buffy's impersonation of a Legion Soldier.

Posted by: SubRosa May 1 2014, 05:10 PM

Superian thought Buffy was taking her status as an honorary Legionary too far when she began shouting "Stop, you violated the law!" at the flowers trespassing on the lawn.

Posted by: minque May 2 2014, 12:15 AM

It's really amusing to read the captions.....one of these days maybe even I Will come up with something

Posted by: Acadian May 2 2014, 01:21 AM

Aww, thanks for such great captions, all! I'm gonna pick SubRosa's as my fave.

So, it is SubRosa's turn - cake.gif

Posted by: SubRosa May 2 2014, 01:33 AM

Since we are going to open this up to other games, http://i.imgur.com/BPcjQ5G.jpg of Le Chevalier D'Eon.

Posted by: McBadgere May 2 2014, 03:54 AM

"The Chevalier thought there was something a might fishy about this..."

Posted by: mirocu May 2 2014, 09:07 AM

"Unfortunately he didn´t understand that the fish market wasn´t about selling to fish.."

Posted by: Acadian May 2 2014, 01:21 PM

I've heard of fish swimming upstream to spawn, but up steps?

Posted by: ghastley May 2 2014, 03:33 PM

"You think you had issues after drinking with Sam Guevenne... I got totally legless."

Posted by: SubRosa May 2 2014, 09:19 PM

I am going with McB's fishy feelings about this one. So take it away Mc! cake.gif

Posted by: McBadgere May 2 2014, 09:25 PM

*Applauds self heartily*...

biggrin.gif ...

Oh, wait... huh.gif ...

*Robert does dance of joy anyways*... biggrin.gif ...

My thanks, the Awesome SubRosa!!!... happy.gif ...

On to the next one then!!!...You people with the Pics™ you... laugh.gif ...


Posted by: SubRosa May 3 2014, 03:06 AM

No One?

Well then, I'll throw another one out then. http://i.imgur.com/BHnBCuR.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere May 3 2014, 03:19 AM

"Having been told at the Palace kitchens job interview that, "Cookin' doesn't get tougher than this...", Persephone thought it best be dressed appropriately...."

Posted by: Acadian May 3 2014, 02:10 PM

Now, where did I leave my purse and phone? I normally carry them in my hat but they're not there!

Posted by: Grits May 3 2014, 06:58 PM

Persephone upgrades from Iron Chef to Mithril.

Posted by: mirocu May 4 2014, 08:16 AM

"Hey chef Ramsey, did you like my cooking? .....Are you having convulsions...?"

Posted by: ghastley May 4 2014, 12:58 PM

Now I've got both of the pauldrons, there's only the helmet to find!

Posted by: SubRosa May 4 2014, 05:14 PM

I am going to have to go with Acadian, and his clever play upon Persephone's name. The cake.gif is all yours Acadian!

Posted by: Acadian May 4 2014, 08:50 PM

Thank you! smile.gif

Here's http://i.imgur.com/dJynpH3.jpg

Posted by: mirocu May 4 2014, 08:52 PM

"Don´t look at me like that, Superian! You can come with me next time!"

Posted by: McBadgere May 4 2014, 09:07 PM

"Superian, how many times do I have to tell you? Stop saying, "Supersize me!" at the counter."

Posted by: Vital May 6 2014, 12:50 PM

"Perspective is everything... Or Buffy is just a really small elf."

Posted by: Acadian May 6 2014, 01:02 PM

Thanks for the wonderful captions! I'm going to pick mirocu's because that is so close to what Buffy was actually thinking: 'After I make the place safe, I'll bring you in for the night.'

The size and perspective stuff is quite pronounced. It seems the further from the center of the screen the bigger things look. Superian is a leggy thoroughbred type of horse that stands 16 hands to the withers (5 feet 4 inches at the shoulder). Buffy (in her boots) stands 15 hands (5 feet) to the top of her head. So she is indeed small and Superian is pretty big, but not as extreme as that screenie would lead one to believe.

So, mirocu, your turn! tongue.gif

Posted by: mirocu May 6 2014, 01:37 PM

Thanks, Acadian! What I wrote was actually what I saw in Buffy´s eyes as she looks back at Superian laugh.gif

Oki, another pixie from me. http://i.imgur.com/QiMiRT4.jpg smile.gif

Edit: The only ever I´ve bothered to upload on imgur that is.. tongue.gif

Posted by: Acadian May 6 2014, 02:08 PM

'This is what I thought they meant when they said werebear.'

Posted by: SubRosa May 6 2014, 06:35 PM

What up dog?

Posted by: McBadgere May 6 2014, 07:30 PM

"The job of children's party entertainer in Morrowind was not for the faint hearted...Or the unprepared..."

Posted by: Rihanae May 6 2014, 11:25 PM

"My plan to scare Dorothy is almost complete. Now to find a lion and tiger!"

Posted by: mirocu May 7 2014, 01:38 PM

I think I´ll give the cake.gif back to Acadian as that caption suited the pic the most, but thanks to all! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Acadian May 7 2014, 02:24 PM

Thanks for the *burp* cake, mirocu!

Here's one: http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1200%20Series/ScreenShot1233.jpg

Posted by: ghastley May 7 2014, 02:59 PM

Don't worry about the sniffing - he thinks he's a dog, just like http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Beewos.

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 7 2014, 03:53 PM

Buffy suddenly realised she hadn't fed Chuckles this morning...

Posted by: SubRosa May 7 2014, 04:48 PM

Sniffing out the neighbors

Posted by: Rihanae May 7 2014, 06:12 PM

I'd like to make a complaint about those carrots you sold me. Superian didn't take to them very well!

Posted by: McBadgere May 10 2014, 09:20 AM

"Buffy tried to ignore Lady Gaga's latest publicity-stunt attempt..."

Posted by: Acadian May 10 2014, 12:17 PM

Hee! Thanks everyone. The clannfear's name is Spike, and he'll sniff out anything in a skirt. Wonderful captions, but I'm going (again) with SubRosa for best catching my intent.

Your cake.gif SubRosa! smile.gif

Posted by: SubRosa May 10 2014, 05:46 PM

Thanks A.

http://i.imgur.com/CMHPDMk.jpg from when I played Aravi for a bit in Skyrim.

Posted by: ghastley May 10 2014, 06:12 PM

And that's why little girls shouldn't eat Moon Sugar.

Posted by: Grits May 10 2014, 06:12 PM

Kid must be from Morrowind...

Posted by: McBadgere May 10 2014, 06:14 PM

"Khajiit thinks she should cut down on the ale...Seeing things, she is..."

Posted by: Acadian May 10 2014, 06:21 PM

Aravi, stop levitating the children!

Posted by: SubRosa May 11 2014, 02:25 AM

I have to give the cake.gif to McB, for his clever use of Khajiit third person speech if nothing else.

Posted by: McBadgere May 11 2014, 03:44 AM

biggrin.gif ...Robert thanks you very much... biggrin.gif ...

Delicious!!...As is the cake!!...WHAHEY!!!... laugh.gif ...

huh.gif ...

Aaamywho...

Once more, must thank you and offer the pics up again... smile.gif ...Show 'em if you've got 'em!!...


Posted by: Rihanae May 11 2014, 08:41 PM

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i431/Rihanae/Oblivion2014-02-2102-53-03-12_zps153d80a1.png smile.gif

One of my favourites of the girls... wink.gif

Posted by: McBadgere May 11 2014, 09:29 PM

"We have PMS and pointy weapons. You have money...Think carefully..."




Posted by: mirocu May 11 2014, 09:30 PM

"Who were you expecting, the ninja turtles?"

Posted by: Acadian May 11 2014, 10:11 PM

This is a stickup. Your sweet rolls or your gold.

Posted by: SubRosa May 12 2014, 03:00 AM

Charlie's Aedra

Posted by: McBadgere May 12 2014, 05:00 AM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ May 12 2014, 03:00 AM) *

Charlie's Aedra

rollinglaugh.gif ...

*Bows down*... laugh.gif ...

Sorry, just had to...I love that!!!... laugh.gif ...

Posted by: Rihanae May 12 2014, 05:04 PM

Wowzer... this was genuinely a tough one.

But I have to go with... SubRosa! Yours was actually what I was thinking when I posted the pic, so I couldn't help but love it, especially your clever twist on the name wink.gif

Here is your cake! Enjoy cake.gif

Posted by: SubRosa May 12 2014, 11:04 PM

Thanks Rihane.

http://i.imgur.com/sEoAHWP.jpg is a recent pic of Persephone.

Posted by: Acadian May 12 2014, 11:22 PM

Hey, if dragons can do it. . . .

Posted by: ghastley May 13 2014, 12:29 AM

Persephone was working on her distance first; style points could come later.

Posted by: McBadgere May 13 2014, 06:13 AM

"At the inaugural Skyrim High-Diving Championship, Persephone's 'flap like a terrified chicken' technique was not a hit with the judges..."

Posted by: mirocu May 13 2014, 07:44 AM

Unfortunately the song "I believe I can fly" had affected Persephone a little too much...

Posted by: SubRosa May 13 2014, 09:19 PM

I think time I will have to pass the cake.gif to Acadian, for his dragon reference. Take it away A!

Posted by: Acadian May 13 2014, 11:21 PM

Thank you, SubRosa! Yum.

Okay, http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Acadian6/1100%20Series%20Screenshots/ScreenShot1130.jpg

Posted by: SubRosa May 14 2014, 12:16 AM

"Umm, don't waterwheels usually come with... water?"

Posted by: McBadgere May 14 2014, 04:49 AM

"...And that is how it works...Khajiit though, is now waiting for the evolution of the giant hamster..."

Posted by: mirocu May 14 2014, 08:07 AM

"Buffy was a little saddened when she was told she wasn´t tall enough to ride"

Posted by: Acadian May 17 2014, 01:03 PM

Sorry for my delay in returning to this. Thanks for the wonderful captions. I have to select mirocu, as his 'too short to ride' caption really made me laugh! laugh.gif

Your cake, mirocu! cake.gif

Posted by: mirocu May 17 2014, 03:31 PM

Thanks, Acadian! biggrin.gif

Well, what can be said about http://i.imgur.com/Dtn8yW9.jpg? smile.gif

Posted by: Acadian May 17 2014, 03:52 PM

Being from Morrowind, Lothran was glad for his skill with levitation.

Posted by: Grits May 17 2014, 03:55 PM

Hey, who moved my ladder?!

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 17 2014, 04:14 PM

Better watch that first step, it's a real doozy!

Posted by: SubRosa May 17 2014, 05:49 PM

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Posted by: McBadgere May 18 2014, 04:21 AM

"Lothran's opinion of the National Trust's decree that the monuments shouldn't be climbed, was pretty obvious..."

Posted by: mirocu May 18 2014, 06:29 AM

You guys continue to crack me up.. biggrin.gif

This time I think I´m gonna go with Grits´ caption. It isn´t very nice to move an elf´s ladder like that...! laugh.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Grits May 18 2014, 11:30 AM

Thank you, mirocu!

Here's another one featuring King Coin's Aravi companion. (She's so photogenic! happy.gif) http://i.imgur.com/F38jzFY.png

Posted by: Acadian May 18 2014, 12:34 PM

While Aravi relished the milk, Lil wasn't so sure.

Posted by: mirocu May 18 2014, 03:33 PM

"The drinks were good, but if the mugs had been washed since the Oblivion Crisis was another question..."

Posted by: McBadgere May 18 2014, 03:45 PM

"Thish one is Khashiit's besht fr'nd...Yesh...*Hic*...She ish..."...

Posted by: King Coin May 18 2014, 05:21 PM

What's in this? It is alive?

Posted by: SubRosa May 18 2014, 06:20 PM

It comes in pints?

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 18 2014, 10:33 PM

Is that a hair in my drink?

Posted by: ghastley May 19 2014, 08:49 PM

A Khajiit, a Bosmer and Sam Guevenne go into a bar ... stop me if you've heard this one.

Posted by: Grits May 21 2014, 03:16 PM

Great captions, folks! It was close, but Callidus gets the cake. cake.gif I got a chuckle since one lady’s hairstyle is in disarray and the other is covered in fur.

Sorry about the delay getting back here. embarrased.gif

Over to you, Thorn!

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 21 2014, 05:34 PM

Thanks for the cake smile.gif

Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly, I haven't got even a vaguely comic screenshot I could throw out, so instead I'll pass it on to anyone who has one.

Posted by: ghastley May 22 2014, 05:56 PM

OK, let me throw in a nostalgic pic from the Wobbly Goblet. http://ghastley.org/oblivion/images/WobblyBoromir.jpg

I don't recall if this ever got into the version you could download at the Nexus (now named the Lucky Mudcrab), but each of the triplets had one item of clothing that you could pickpocket, even if she was wearing it. It did need a fairly high level of sneak.

Posted by: Acadian May 22 2014, 07:26 PM

'A cheeky Nord.'

Posted by: SubRosa May 22 2014, 08:59 PM

"'The Dog Ate My Pants' is no excuse!"

Posted by: King Coin May 22 2014, 09:40 PM

I can't believe we wore the same thing, I'll just take of my pants

Posted by: Grits May 22 2014, 10:11 PM

And to think when we first opened the inn I worried that we’d lose our shirts!

Posted by: McBadgere May 22 2014, 10:12 PM

"Dear pants?"...

"I told you not to call me that in public..."...

Posted by: mirocu May 23 2014, 07:49 AM

"Ok, I will now tell you why I can´t honour our agreement and take off my pants too..."

Posted by: ghastley May 24 2014, 08:10 PM

I'm going to have pick Grits' caption, as that's exactly what happens to the other two. ohmy.gif

cake.gif to Grits.

Posted by: Grits May 26 2014, 02:49 PM

Thank you, ghastley!

Now let's go back north. http://i.imgur.com/3ufbV70.png.

Posted by: King Coin May 26 2014, 04:09 PM

A nord and a dremora walk into a bar...

Posted by: mirocu May 26 2014, 05:30 PM

"Wow. This guy can certainly play dead"

Posted by: ghastley May 26 2014, 05:36 PM

Apparently that milk she was drinking is stronger than you'd think.

Posted by: McBadgere May 26 2014, 06:47 PM

"Eric and Mabel struggled to decide who in the room might have committed the murder..."

Posted by: SubRosa May 26 2014, 07:15 PM

*Dremora squeals in a girl's voice* "Oh a dead body!"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 26 2014, 07:25 PM

*Said by the Nord* What? That "arrow to the knee" story of his was driving me crazy!

Posted by: Grits May 30 2014, 11:14 AM

Great captions! It was hard to choose just one. I really enjoy everyone’s humor. smile.gif

The cake.gif goes to McBadgere. It was the Dremora’s ‘Who, me?’ look that made me take the shot.

Posted by: McBadgere May 30 2014, 01:04 PM

YAY!!... biggrin.gif ...*Robert does dance of cakefullness!!!*... biggrin.gif ...

Ta!...

With grateful thanks I throw the floor open to the next kind soul to furnish us with a goodly pic-a-turrr...

*Continues dance of cakefullness*...

Posted by: King Coin May 30 2014, 02:48 PM

I've got one. http://i.imgur.com/ilw77vn.jpg

Posted by: ghastley May 30 2014, 03:00 PM

This one thinks Kharjo's disguise is kind of creepy!

Posted by: McBadgere May 30 2014, 03:10 PM

"Aravi had thought that splitting her nine lives into separate beings would be a lark; until she and Aravi-3 drew the short straw as their turn to hunt and cook for the remaning seven while they went off on the town."

Posted by: Callidus Thorn May 30 2014, 03:17 PM

When she'd asked the mage about his two-for-one special, this was not what she'd had in mind...

Posted by: mirocu May 30 2014, 03:49 PM

"Kahjiit realizes it may look stupid to worship fire, but Kahjiit still does"

Posted by: SubRosa May 30 2014, 03:58 PM

Buy Acme Khajiit dust! Just add fire, and watch your friends be amazed as a brand new Khajiit grows before their very eyes!

Posted by: Acadian May 30 2014, 04:08 PM

I just hate it when another woman wears the same spots as I!

Posted by: Grits May 31 2014, 02:28 PM

When should we tell him there are two of us?

Posted by: King Coin Jun 5 2014, 05:28 AM

Sorry for the long wait, I confess this thread slipped my mind.

I enjoyed everyone's suggestions, but McB gets to continue his dance of cakefulness. biggrin.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Jun 5 2014, 12:50 PM

*Does most grateful but careful movement of silage aching whilst continuing with the cake-grateful theme of things*...

biggrin.gif ...

Much ta, Money-Boy!!... tongue.gif biggrin.gif ...

As ever, go for it!!, you excellent screen-grab people you!!!...

*Waves finger with excitement*... biggrin.gif ...


Posted by: mirocu Jun 5 2014, 12:59 PM

I´ll takes it!! biggrin.gif

What can ya say http://i.imgur.com/Dx0QxPD.jpg

Posted by: Acadian Jun 5 2014, 03:37 PM

Toto. . . I don't think we're in Kansas any more.

Posted by: Grits Jun 5 2014, 04:48 PM

Nobody move! I lost a contact lens.

Posted by: King Coin Jun 5 2014, 04:50 PM

Uhhh... I left the ammunition in the bunker didn't I?

Posted by: McBadgere Jun 5 2014, 07:24 PM

"Ssshhhh!!...Be vewwy vewwy quiet...Ah'm huntin' wabbit! Huh-huh-huh!..."

Posted by: mirocu Jun 6 2014, 10:35 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 5 2014, 08:24 PM) *

"Ssshhhh!!...Be vewwy vewwy quiet...Ah'm huntin' wabbit! Huh-huh-huh!..."

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

But you can´t win again, McB nono.gif Especially since you don´t have any pics.. biggrin.gif

Great ones all around in fact! I´m gonna give the cake.gif or whatever we use here to Grits this time because she wasn´t that far away from what has actually happened to me... laugh.gif

Take it away, Gritsie! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Grits Jun 6 2014, 11:39 AM

Yum, thanks! McB, since you got an honorable mention do you want to be the judge this time? smile.gif

http://i.imgur.com/P9LEP41.png


Posted by: mirocu Jun 6 2014, 11:44 AM

"Huh. I thought they said it was an elephant in the room..."

Posted by: SubRosa Jun 6 2014, 01:34 PM

Need to cut down on the ale. Seeing things I am!

Posted by: McBadgere Jun 6 2014, 03:30 PM

QUOTE(Grits @ Jun 6 2014, 11:39 AM) *

Yum, thanks! McB, since you got an honorable mention do you want to be the judge this time? smile.gif

http://i.imgur.com/P9LEP41.png


Um...Yeah...Okay...That'd be cool... biggrin.gif ...

However, my OCD will not allow not playing along as well... tongue.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif ...Though, I shan't allow myself to win...Oh no-no-no-no-nooooo...Of course not... biggrin.gif ...



"...Yeeeessss, I know I said 'Stag-do'..."




Booyah!!...I WIIII-*Sound of gunfire*...

*Robert falls over*...

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Jun 6 2014, 04:18 PM

Hircine really needs to step up his game...

Posted by: ghastley Jun 6 2014, 04:42 PM

It's certainly an effective disguise, but did you consider doorways?

Posted by: McBadgere Jun 7 2014, 10:35 AM

A-haaaa!!!...*Applauds heartily*... biggrin.gif ...Marvellous!!!...

All made me giggle...Nicely done...

Though McWife's late entry of "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose..." will not be counted, it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share... biggrin.gif ...(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_iG3mjLTg)...

Also, I feel it my duty to inform that none of you won the $10 trillion bonus prize as you all missed the hidden gem of -

"ELKIE Brooks was overheard complaining to her friend about the weather. "But it's just a little REINDEER..." he says. "That's as maybe," she counters, "but it'll ruin the MOOSE in my hair..."



Anyways, to Gritseh's awesome picture...

For the winner, and the latest to do the dance of cake-gratefulness...Ghastley!! I choose YOU!!!... biggrin.gif ... cake.gif ...*Applauds heartily*...

Take it away, you Englishman in New York you...(or wherever you are...The joke wouldn't really work though... biggrin.gif ...)...

Posted by: ghastley Jun 7 2014, 06:30 PM

( Searches his screenshots collection, trying to find one that's not too indecent. No, not that one, and definitely not the Tamriel Topless Team... )

How about http://ghastley.org/skyrim/images/highelfkids.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere Jun 8 2014, 01:57 PM

"So my dressing up as a girl is going to help me get adopted how, exactly?..."

"Oh, it won't...Quite the opposite in fact...*Turns to prospective adopter*...Mr Spock!!...Oh Mr Spock!!..."

Posted by: Acadian Jun 11 2014, 09:41 PM

"Just another couple of average-size wood elves." tongue.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Sep 11 2014, 01:35 PM

This is not thread bumping...Hell no...I'm just wondering who won that last round...

OR...

Alternatively...

Someone post a bleedin' picture?!!!...

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: mirocu Sep 11 2014, 04:06 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 11 2014, 02:35 PM) *

This is not thread bumping...Hell no...I'm just wondering who won that last round...

OR...

Alternatively...

Someone post a bleedin' picture?!!!...

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif ...

Anything for the mighty McB.. biggrin.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kkWNgtL.jpg

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Sep 11 2014, 04:19 PM

Looks like he's in need of a bridge over troubled waters...

Posted by: McBadgere Sep 11 2014, 06:42 PM

"Gerry was mostly sure that this girder was all he needed to protect him from the Mini-Nuke..."

Posted by: SubRosa Sep 11 2014, 08:36 PM

He ate one bowl of chili, and Washington would never recover...

Posted by: mirocu Sep 12 2014, 02:54 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Sep 11 2014, 09:36 PM) *

He ate one bowl of chili, and Washington would never recover...

This!! This has got to win!! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif


Take it away, ´rosa! biggrin.gif

Posted by: SubRosa Sep 12 2014, 06:23 PM

When all else fails, go for the farting and burping humor... wink.gif laugh.gif


http://i.imgur.com/tL6xhIX.jpg

Posted by: McBadgere Sep 12 2014, 06:47 PM

"Persephone's cry of "All Gods are bastards!!!" when her ball sailed into the water trap was about to come back and bite her..."

Posted by: Grits Sep 13 2014, 04:23 PM

As Persephone celebrated reaching the green, Zeus reminded her that all gods and goddesses should use the black tees.


Posted by: mirocu Sep 13 2014, 06:18 PM

"Huh? When did I get blue balls?"

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 9 2014, 07:40 PM

Wow, forgot about this! embarrased.gif

I have to give it to McB. But I am not even sure when the last time he logged on was. I guess someone else ought to just post a pic, since he never does anyway.

Posted by: Acadian Oct 10 2014, 11:35 PM

Okay. I'll try one. . . http://i.imgur.com/WhNNMih.jpg


Posted by: SubRosa Oct 10 2014, 11:46 PM

I used to be an adventurer like you, then a took an arrow to the *gaaaahhh*

Posted by: mirocu Oct 11 2014, 02:57 PM

I have to contribute with the obvious one; "Don´t send an elf where an arrow can go!" happy.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Oct 11 2014, 03:53 PM

"We're gonna need a bigger bow"

Posted by: mALX Oct 11 2014, 07:02 PM



http://i.imgur.com/WhNNMih.jpg


Caption:


"Mph"

*grunt*

"Contact lens fall out. Must find..."


*CRUNCH!*


"GAAAAAAH!"

Posted by: Acadian Oct 13 2014, 01:34 PM

Gosh, that was tough! Thank each of you for the captions. happy.gif

My original title for the shot was ‘One to the knee, one to the heart.’ I love SubRosa’s nod to the obvious ‘arrow in the knee’. And mirocu has astutely captured Buffy’s profile comment from the BethSoft forum. I also like Mustard’s foreboding reference to the movie ‘Jaws’. And finally, the forever madcap mishap minxishly mayhem that only a Maxical / mALX could create!

A close call indeed, but let me give the prize to mirocu. I confess I’d love to see a shot of dear Lothie! wink.gif



Posted by: mirocu Oct 13 2014, 02:09 PM

I didn´t think I´d win this one since I was just quoting Buffy herself rather than coming up with something on my own laugh.gif

But before Acadian can revoke my winnings... biggrin.gif

http://i.imgur.com/KGIFald.jpg

Posted by: Acadian Oct 13 2014, 02:35 PM

'The White Fox himself takes time to enjoy the custom head warming/massaging device he had recently installed in the guild headquarters.'

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Oct 13 2014, 02:47 PM

'Rocu won?

Well, I saw that coming.

As for a caption...

Very few who had not seen Lothran in private would describe him as a "hot head"...

Posted by: ghastley Oct 13 2014, 03:39 PM

Are you sure this will cure head lice?

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 13 2014, 04:01 PM

"This is supposed to raise my Intelligence?"

Posted by: mALX Oct 14 2014, 05:47 AM

QUOTE(Acadian @ Oct 13 2014, 09:35 AM) *

'The White Fox himself takes time to enjoy the custom head warming/massaging device he had recently installed in the guild headquarters.'



Huh? I want a warm head and massage, wth is going on at the guild hall? And Mirocu - great screen! (and congrats on your win!)



Posted by: mirocu Oct 14 2014, 11:21 AM

Thanks for the contributions, folks!


QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 13 2014, 04:39 PM) *

Are you sure this will cure head lice?

I think ghastley wins this one as my own head currently does have an itch biggrin.gif

Posted by: ghastley Oct 14 2014, 12:31 PM

OK, how about http://ghastley.org/skyrim/images/solstheimdragon.jpg

I have no idea why that NPC stood in front of the dragon to face the others. I wonder what she had to say?

Posted by: Acadian Oct 14 2014, 12:38 PM

"Well don't everyone just stand there. Someone take my picture!"

Posted by: Callidus Thorn Oct 14 2014, 02:56 PM

Right, now that the skeletal dragon's dead, I've got a bone to pick with you...

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 14 2014, 04:11 PM

This is why dragons should never go on the Atkins Diet...

Posted by: Destri Melarg Oct 14 2014, 06:55 PM

No, I don't have a shovel! Look, I told you, the bones will eventually just go away.

Posted by: Vital Oct 14 2014, 08:22 PM

"How are we meant to make dragonscale armour now!?"

Posted by: ghastley Oct 15 2014, 06:41 PM

Given where she's standing, right in front of the dragon's head, I think Acadian's caption fits best.

My own thought was "A dragon behind me? I'm not falling for that one."

Posted by: mALX Oct 15 2014, 08:58 PM

QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 14 2014, 07:31 AM) *

OK, how about http://ghastley.org/skyrim/images/solstheimdragon.jpg

I have no idea why that NPC stood in front of the dragon to face the others. I wonder what she had to say?



"How was I to know he was your mascot (or leader)? It looked like any other dragon to me! You say he talked? I didn't hear any talking!"






Posted by: Acadian Oct 15 2014, 09:02 PM

Thank you, ghastley! smile.gif

Here's a http://i.imgur.com/VIkxWKd.jpg

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 15 2014, 09:35 PM

Home, home on the range. Where the deer and atel- netches and ash hoppers play.

Posted by: mALX Oct 15 2014, 09:55 PM

QUOTE(Acadian @ Oct 15 2014, 04:02 PM) *

Thank you, ghastley! smile.gif

Here's a http://i.imgur.com/VIkxWKd.jpg


"ARGH! Don't tell me you forgot to douse the fireplace in our mountain cabin before we left!"

"I thought you were going to do it!"







Posted by: Grits Oct 15 2014, 10:19 PM

Do you have a non-smoking section?

Posted by: Acadian Oct 19 2014, 03:46 PM

Thanks so much for the great captions! happy.gif

Heh, my initial caption for the shot was 'Toto, I don't think were in Skyrim anymore.'

And the winner is. . . SubRosa!

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 19 2014, 05:08 PM

Thanks Acadian!

http://i.imgur.com/7MIN12W.jpg

Posted by: Acadian Oct 19 2014, 05:31 PM

'It's okay, Darryl. Let Serana handle this one.'

Posted by: Grits Oct 25 2014, 01:51 PM

The vampire couple practices their dance moves before the Black and White ball.

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 25 2014, 04:06 PM

I am going to go with Acadian on this one. Serana really took it away from there!

Posted by: mALX Oct 25 2014, 04:08 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Oct 19 2014, 12:08 PM) *

Thanks Acadian!

http://i.imgur.com/7MIN12W.jpg



Holy Cow, SubRosa! What a great shot! That needs to be put up on DeientArt or something!


Capttion:


"Give me back my sandwich, Fletcher!"


(And by the way (off topic) I was wondering this just yesterday - what is a fletcher? I noticed one in Solitude in the CK, and Oblivion added one in the Thieves Den DLC (But I never knew which one he was).



Posted by: SubRosa Oct 25 2014, 05:15 PM

A Fletcher is the guy who makes arrows. The name comes from putting the fletchings on them. And if the Fletcher is a Christian, he also commits mutiny on the bounty, but that is a different story... wink.gif

Posted by: Acadian Oct 25 2014, 06:14 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Oct 25 2014, 08:06 AM) *

I am going to go with Acadian on this one. Serana really took it away from there!


Thanks!

http://i.imgur.com/2m0nCDO.jpg

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 25 2014, 06:26 PM

"Bang a drum for tomorrow
Bang a drum for the past
Bang a drum for the heroes that won't come back
Bang a drum for the promise
Bang a drum for the lies
Bang a drum for the lovers and the tears they've cried
Bang a drum, bang it loudly
Or as soft as you need
But as long as my heart keeps on bangin'
I got a reason to believe (I got a reason to believe)"

Posted by: mirocu Oct 25 2014, 09:19 PM

"Sorry, Bosmer. I don´t do requests."

Posted by: mALX Oct 28 2014, 03:23 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Oct 25 2014, 12:15 PM) *

A Fletcher is the guy who makes arrows. The name comes from putting the fletchings on them. And if the Fletcher is a Christian, he also commits mutiny on the bounty, but that is a different story... wink.gif



Oh Thank You SR - I have wondered that several times in game when I saw that word - thought it was a derogatory name to call someone till they said you needed a Fletcher in the Thieves Den. Then when I saw that guy in Solitude, really began to wonder because nothing in his house gave a clue, lol.

Thank you!


@ Acadian - In light of SR's response, which really can't be beat:


"No no, don't "bang the drum slowly"...Here, I'll show you again; watch how I do it..."


Posted by: Acadian Oct 29 2014, 02:54 PM

Gosh, thanks for the great captions! I'm going to have to go with Bon Jovi SubRosa for the wonderful song lyrics!

Here: cake.gif

Your turn, SubRosa!

Posted by: SubRosa Oct 29 2014, 06:07 PM

http://i.imgur.com/T6oPh5Z.jpg

Posted by: ghastley Oct 29 2014, 07:03 PM

"Why don't you look at me like that any more? Just because she's 40 feet tall, and can't find any clothes that fit her..." biggrin.gif

Posted by: mALX Oct 29 2014, 07:15 PM



"what's that thing in the sky?"

"Damned if I know; looks like a really big bird, or maybe a..."

"Hey, it looks a bit like a drawing I made once. It was supposed to be a cow, but everyone thought it looked like a dragon..."





Posted by: mirocu Oct 29 2014, 08:13 PM

"Hey! Stop eyeballing mALX when she´s angry!"

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