The Everything Thread, Here you can post about anything you wantu Options

[McBadgere]

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Hah...Made you look... ...




EDITIO!!!!...^That's just not funny... ...

As is...

Why the hell did I have to write a clever person?!!!...

Big words that mean things!!!!... ...

And I have to use them...*Shudders*...Properly...

Dammitt!!!!...

Next time I'm writing an idiot...

Yup...Autobiography it is then... ...No, wait... ...

This post has been edited by McBadgere: May 10 2014, 11:40 AM

[ImperialSnob]

Me and my friends liked this guy on Ask.Fm because of his broken english and how seriously he took himself as a model and actor when he really wasn't that good.

He seemed nice enough.

But now we found out he's a massive homophobe.

[Darkness Eternal]

The diabolical scheme is in the making, too! Except we're all in on it!

Anyways, I've been facing some light issues here regarding my relationship. The girl likes me . . . a lot. More than my other ex. Hell, she's even had serious problems when I chose my ex over her. Well, now we're dating and there is that one, single detail that bothers the living hell out of me. Some folks told me it isn't that big of a deal, but it is to me. I am tempted into, well, trying to find a way to break up but it is so damn soon. And I would be called an opportunist man-whore. I know cheating isn't the option to rectify the situation. Cause that's wrong on so many levels and doing any of the above would shatter her heart. She's been a friend for 4+ years.

Our families are super close, too. Call me childish or thinking immaturely, but some things are big deals to some people. I need some advice. This is something I can't handle.

[ImperialSnob]

Wait are you breaking up with her or thinking of a way to break up with her just in case?

[Callidus Thorn]

Anyways, I've been facing some light issues here regarding my relationship. The girl likes me . . . a lot. More than my other ex. Hell, she's even had serious problems when I chose my ex over her. Well, now we're dating and there is that one, single detail that bothers the living hell out of me. Some folks told me it isn't that big of a deal, but it is to me. I am tempted into, well, trying to find a way to break up but it is so damn soon. And I would be called an opportunist man-whore. I know cheating isn't the option to rectify the situation. Cause that's wrong on so many levels and doing any of the above would shatter her heart. She's been a friend for 4+ years.

Our families are super close, too. Call me childish or thinking immaturely, but some things are big deals to some people. I need some advice. This is something I can't handle.

Wait, are you saying that the fact that she likes you is a problem? You mean she's clingy or something?

[McBadgere]

DE...Each to their own and all that, but I'd be happy - and flattered - that someone liked me that much...

If that level of affection bothers you, then there really isn't much you can do about it...If you knew she was...a problem (maybe?) before, why the hell did you choose her this time?... ...

Still, I envy your problem...At your age...No, wait...How old are you again? I forget...Before I go further, I need to remember what age I was when I got with McWife... ...

However, before McWife, despite several ships that passed in the night etc...Some that repeatedly passed this way for a time...Girls, me and "relationships" (as in, official boyf/girlf) weren't words to be used in any context together...Except for the one which also has the words with "have never had one with"...

Oh, wait...I met her 1 month before my 22nd birthday...So...4 months after that and I got my first, what you would technically term Girlfriend...

You is a lucky, lucky man... ...

[Darkness Eternal]

What? No, no. It isn't the fact that she likes me a lot that has me on edge. In fact, I love the fact that she likes me. I'm trying to like her a lot, too. It isn't that she's clingy or anything. The issue is her personal uh, intimacy history.

This post has been edited by Darkness Eternal: May 11 2014, 04:52 AM

[McBadgere]

Oooooh...Riiiight, get ya now... ...

Can't really say much, in that case... ...

Be careful and be safe...etc...Is the best advice I've got... ...

The unfortunate thing about getting older is that finding good girls could get trickier for that sort of thing...

[Black Hand]

Anyways, I've been facing some light issues here regarding my relationship. The girl likes me . . . a lot. More than my other ex.

Whether you've intended to or not, by being 'on the fence' with her, you've made her interest increase exponentially.

I...uh, did that to a coworker a couple of years ago without realizing it.

Hell, she's even had serious problems when I chose my ex over her. Well, now we're dating and there is that one, single detail that bothers the living hell out of me.

If you do not tend to this, it will increase if you internalize it. Are you dating this girl? Or are you pursuing a relationship? Either way...communication is key.

Some folks told me it isn't that big of a deal, but it is to me.

Other folks ain't you, apologize to none for how you feel.

I am tempted into, well, trying to find a way to break up but it is so damn soon. And I would be called an opportunist man-whore. I know cheating isn't the option to rectify the situation. Cause that's wrong on so many levels and doing any of the above would shatter her heart. She's been a friend for 4+ years.

There is no easy out.

You've entered into a state where another person thinks of you romantically. The only way out of this is through it.

Take accountability, be responsible for everything you say and do. Don't be careless with her heart, or with yours. Maintain respect at all times, for both yourself and her. Don't raise your voice, don't wear your heart on your sleeve either.

Ironically, confidence will carry you through this.

If your plan is to break up with as little amount of collateral damage as is possible then see the path through and stick with it. Dodging side to side as uncertain what direction to take will make her think that you don't really know what you want, or worse that there is a chance for things to work out.

Our families are super close, too. Call me childish or thinking immaturely, but some things are big deals to some people. I need some advice. This is something I can't handle.

There is no guarantee that we won't hurt the ones we love.

Just because you two are 'storybook' perfect in the minds of your loved ones, does not make them either of you. This is ultimately your own life, and you must be with yourself every moment between this one and your last.

Be someone you can live with.

[mirocu]

Hi guys. I´m back from the cruise

[McBadgere]

Tom Cruise?... ...

[mirocu]

Tom Cruise?... ...

I knew someone was gonna mention him!!

[McBadgere]

Hey, you're not going to implement some sort of...Cruise control here, are you?... ...

[mirocu]

I have always had my spamming on cruise control


And leave the puns to Thorny or he´ll be grumpy

[McBadgere]

Hey!!...He can be his own Dwarf, I'm Grumpy around here... ...

Booyah!!...

Perhaps he should be...




















Red Dwarf...

Booyah!!!...

[mirocu]

He can only be that if it´s cold outside with no kind of atmosphere...

[King Of Beasts]

Hey guys

[mirocu]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KOBBY!!

Good to be home again!

[Vital]

I gotta start studying for exams

[mirocu]

Hey, Vital

Thankfully I don´t have to deal with exams and other stuff I don´t care about