My younger sister and I tried to make my littlest sister eat dandelions and grass and charge the neighborhood kids a penny each to watch. We had an old army blanket set up like a tent over the clothesline and everything - but my mom caught us and ruined everything.
The textured (yea right) soy protein, mince, tuna, cheese and tofu omelette has to be up there. Does wonders for bulking up though.
As for the very worst... sphagetti hoops in brine with chocolate sauce were fairly dire.
Drinkwise - baileys and bitters and white cider is appaling.
Rick - change the cheese for real cheese and that would be fine by me... I assume by American cheese you mean those processed slices or that yellow ick which comes in a tin?
No, no, no NOT "PPCF" (Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food) ....REAL American Cheese! I am shocked to hear that you'd be okay with it...most people just gag. It is the perfect source of protein and carbs at lunchtime while working.