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Posted by: Luke the Banished Jun 4 2005, 11:37 AM
I know, i know...
You've seen this many times...
A little light in these dark times...
Just post the most funniest moments in Morrowind you can remember...
Posted by: jonajosa Jun 4 2005, 11:40 AM
Falling through the ground of a cave and teleporting back to the entrance. That was quite an experiance
Posted by: Khaan Jun 4 2005, 11:41 AM
Making vivec kill himself by wearing an amulet of 100% reflect.
Posted by: Chumbaniya Jun 4 2005, 12:56 PM
Probably seeing the crazy wizard fall from the sky for the first time - I go to explore the area around Seyda Neen for the first time, and someone falls from the sky screaming. Priceless.
Posted by: Red Jun 4 2005, 07:22 PM
1. Finding out the levitate 100 points amulate wasn't constant effect.
2. Mishearing a guard. (I thought he said screw you outlander).
Posted by: MerGirl Jun 4 2005, 08:56 PM
[quote=Red]
2. Mishearing a guard. (I thought he said screw you outlander).[/quote]
I've done that with the Vivec guards. I thought they were saying, "Viva el Vivec!" or "Viva la Vivec" or "Viva Vivec" when I first visited there... 
The funniest moments are when you overhear conversations of the NPCs. They say some really weird/cute/random stuff when you're not too close to them, especially the humans and some Khajiit.
Oh, that one time in Ebonheart, the guard was like, "What do you think of Ebonheart?" or something like that, and I fell through the stone dock into the water as soon as he said it.
Posted by: Konradude Jun 4 2005, 09:00 PM
Agh!!! He said the password to my trapdoor I put there....sorry.
Posted by: Aki Jun 4 2005, 11:23 PM
The time i decided to use the console to copy myself as a Werewolf.
I ended up with another Werewolf, standing straight up, swinging my sword at me and yelling Altmer insults (My WW was a Altmer).
Hilarious bug.
Oh, and there was that time i set my jump to obscene levels, indoors, and jumped, ripping out of the cell and into Blackness.
Then things got WEIRD. My character began to slowly fall apart. And compress. Heh. Woops. Wich i still had the screenies.
Some other stuff i can't rember. too.
Posted by: Veltan Jun 7 2005, 04:18 PM
Even as a super-powered character, I still jump at ancestral ghosts...
I was working my way through a tomb north of Molag Mar one day, when I turned around and saw a ghost right up in my face... I lay with the sound off and radio on, and it scared the bejeebers out of me lol.
Posted by: MerGirl Jun 7 2005, 08:47 PM
[quote=Veltan]Even as a super-powered character, I still jump at ancestral ghosts...
I was working my way through a tomb north of Molag Mar one day, when I turned around and saw a ghost right up in my face... I lay with the sound off and radio on, and it scared the bejeebers out of me lol.[/quote]
Me too! Then again, anything in a game can scare me, depending on whether they catch me by surprise or on the music and sounds are turned on. Ooh, the ghost in the Gateway Inn in Sadrith Mora scared me so much that I stayed away from Sadrith Mora for several game days. Not to mention that Corpus thing that Telvanni lady wanted me to kill! Ugh!
One thing's for sure: I'm never helping anyone who wants me to fight against Corpus-whatever-zombie-things ever again!
Posted by: Aki Jun 7 2005, 10:07 PM
The Manor FULL of corpus Beasts you had to clean out in that one Redoran Quest scared the hell out of me even as a Khajiit (and thusly, using the night-eye ability of the Khajiit).
Brought back memories of resident evil....well kinda.
No zombie dogs.
Posted by: MerGirl Jun 7 2005, 11:42 PM
[quote=Aki]The Manor FULL of corpus Beasts you had to clean out in that one Redoran Quest scared the hell out of me even as a Khajiit (and thusly, using the night-eye ability of the Khajiit).
Brought back memories of resident evil....well kinda.
No zombie dogs. [/quote]
*giggles* I know! I'm like, "Is this the next Resident MediEvil or what?
Oh, Aki, did your Khajiit scream like a girl when he gets hit? I haven't played a Khajiit, so I don't know what's their grunts/screams sound like.
Oh, that's a funny image!: A Khajiit screaming like a girl when getting hit by a Mudcrab! 
Posted by: Konradude Jun 8 2005, 04:11 PM
[inseert laughter here] I'll call the rspck on ya!
Posted by: darkcootie Jun 8 2005, 05:32 PM
I remember the first game I started I was a Breton. So IM on the edge of Seyda Neen walking to the silt strider when I notice a rock move. And me being the green horn that I am decide to investigate. I walkup and it bites me and Knocks down my health really low. Then I ran away. I coldnt go outside towns until level 10 if I had to and it tok me till level 12 to go inside of a cave.
Posted by: DoomedOne Jun 8 2005, 11:11 PM
I had some fun with the amulet of 100% reflect as well.
Posted by: ShogunSniper Jun 9 2005, 12:07 AM
[quote=darkcootie]I remember the first game I started I was a Breton. So IM on the edge of Seyda Neen walking to the silt strider when I notice a rock move. And me being the green horn that I am decide to investigate. I walkup and it bites me and Knocks down my health really low. Then I ran away. I coldnt go outside towns until level 10 if I had to and it tok me till level 12 to go inside of a cave.[/quote]
lol that happened to me as well (minus the never leaving towns)
looking back on this its funny but it wasnt hen.
when i was sent to the cave where you get the bonebiter bow i actually got lost in that cave for 14 game days and six real life days
Posted by: Red Jun 9 2005, 08:47 PM
[quote=ShogunSniper][quote=darkcootie]I remember the first game I started I was a Breton. So IM on the edge of Seyda Neen walking to the silt strider when I notice a rock move. And me being the green horn that I am decide to investigate. I walkup and it bites me and Knocks down my health really low. Then I ran away. I coldnt go outside towns until level 10 if I had to and it tok me till level 12 to go inside of a cave.[/quote]
lol that happened to me as well (minus the never leaving towns)
looking back on this its funny but it wasnt hen.
when i was sent to the cave where you get the bonebiter bow i actually got lost in that cave for 14 game days and six real life days[/quote]
LOL. You should have left a trail of bread crumbs.
Posted by: Zelda_Zealot Jun 10 2005, 02:44 AM
[quote=jonajosa]Falling through the ground of a cave and teleporting back to the entrance. That was quite an experiance[/quote]
That happened to me too! What cave? I was at the one where you kill Dagoth Gares.
Other ones that happened to me:
Killing Vivic in five attack without takeing any damage.
Getting stuck in Ghostgate(As in the actual wall.) No comment...
Getting stuck inside a wall in the Factor estate....(Seeing any patterns?)
Falling though the same section of ground in the ashlands, near the Quarra clan, over and over and over again. Anyone what to know what it looks like down there?
Finding out that Keening kills you... :paperbag:
Utterly destroying Almalexia and vivic with my Lvl 49 Vampire.
Making not once but twice(!) the same weapon with "Cast when used" instead of "Cast when stricks"
Getting freaked out when playing my Lvl 49 Vampire (Again) by some random guy who came up behind me...
I cant really think of anymore right now.
Posted by: darkcootie Jun 10 2005, 03:52 AM
[quote=ShogunSniper][quote=darkcootie]I remember the first game I started I was a Breton. So IM on the edge of Seyda Neen walking to the silt strider when I notice a rock move. And me being the green horn that I am decide to investigate. I walkup and it bites me and Knocks down my health really low. Then I ran away. I coldnt go outside towns until level 10 if I had to and it tok me till level 12 to go inside of a cave.[/quote]
lol that happened to me as well (minus the never leaving towns)
looking back on this its funny but it wasnt hen.
when i was sent to the cave where you get the bonebiter bow i actually got lost in that cave for 14 game days and six real life days[/quote]Ha that happened to my sister.
Posted by: Zelda_Zealot Jun 11 2005, 07:06 AM
Another one that happened to me.
After I beat Tribunal one of the High Ordinaters tryed to kill me because I was wearing a set of their armor when talking to one, as Azura talked to me. :< So I could not do anything as he whouped on me for 30 seconds. Luckly I did not die.
Posted by: Nashi_Tai Jul 20 2005, 03:37 PM
1) My first time playing, I deside to walk to Balmora. My sis convises me to take a swim while I'm fallowing the caost. All of a sudden I'm atached by two sluater fish, I try to get away and more show up. I can't get to sore, I barely manage to crawl up on this rock, and all I can do is sit there and cry because I a- only have a dagger I can't use very wel, b- have no potions and am almost dead, c- they wont leave so I can't sleep, d- forgot to save. I've hated slauterfish ever sense.
2) My first enconter with a Dark Brotherhood assasin. I had just made a new character and was like lvl 3 when I took a nap near Seyda Neen. Unbenounced to me the dangers of having resently instaled Tribunal. I awake to a stange noise and am confrunted by this guy in black calling me a thecher (sp?) like it was his woods or something, he then trows a dart at me which takes out half my health so natualy I run into town screaming like a little girl. As the chase continues he, not I, kill a villager, yet I get the bounty! So now I have a assasin and three gaurds chasing me needles to say my death was swift and bloody.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jul 21 2005, 10:13 PM
With my first character Gerrit (a wood elf thief) I had stolen Fargoth's ring from the stump for that one Nord guy in Arrile's. As I walked past Fargoth he exclaimed "I THINK YOU'RE A THIEF-" I nearly jumped out of my skin and ran from whatever guards I thought might be after me at the moment when I looked at the bottom of the screen (bad hearing, I keep the captions on) and read "-because you've stolen my heart". To this day I still flinch when I hear that from any Bosmer NPC.
Posted by: MerGirl Jul 21 2005, 11:01 PM
Do only male Wood-Elves say that to other male Bosmer? Because I've played a female Bosmer and I never heard that phrase from any male Bosmer, even if they had a high disposition.
Wow, I guess this is why many people seem to hate Bosmer, especially the males. 
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Jul 21 2005, 11:20 PM
I think my funniest moment was when I started seeing people stuck in buildings and fish on an island
I always have the captions on for the heck of things
Posted by: Kiln Jul 22 2005, 01:19 AM
The funniest thing I saw was when I started finding guards floating everywhere in the river through Balmora. When your game gets somewhere around five hundred and fifty days old people start to wander into places they aren't meant to be and die. In some towns the silt strider guys have fallen off their docks and died, same with boatmen...hilarious but at the same time so sad.(Maybe I'm just weird to find this funny but its funny to watch people kill themselves by accident in Morrowind.)
Posted by: Aki Jul 22 2005, 06:17 PM
*giggles* I know! I'm like, "Is this the next Resident MediEvil or what?
Oh, Aki, did your Khajiit scream like a girl when he gets hit? I haven't played a Khajiit, so I don't know what's their grunts/screams sound like.
Oh, that's a funny image!: A Khajiit screaming like a girl when getting hit by a Mudcrab!
Nah, my Khajiit growled when he got wailed on.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jul 23 2005, 10:37 PM
Brought back memories of resident evil....well kinda.
No zombie dogs.
Yeah it was really reminicent (sp?) of Resident Evil. I did that particular quest at 2:00 in the morning, I didn't think Morrowind could ever scare me like it did that morning.
Posted by: tempest Jul 28 2005, 10:14 AM
once, i was sending my breton pilgrim into the altar stone inside the ghostfence. accidently i walked past it and ended up in dagoth urs citadel.
Posted by: vaanic~one Jul 28 2005, 09:17 PM
The funniest moment of mine has to be when the playing the mod "Black Mill". I had this poor guy called "timpy" following me, and he was a corprus stalker. Anyhow, He was um..a little faster than normal corprus stalkers. Well, for that matter, he was REALLY fast. But poor timpy also had a limp........now ya'll should try to imagine a corprus stalker travelling really fast, and I can tell you it is the most hilarious thing you will ever see! Poor Timpy...
Another funny moment has to be at the entrance to Galom Deus. That stupid Vampire Woman who turned around, saw me, and walked straight into that pit of lava......all I could hear was her screams.......heheheheheheheheheheheh!
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jul 28 2005, 09:46 PM
Hahaha, I had a citizen from Balmora follow me all the out near the lava pits while being constantly under dominate, I was trying to relocate him to a Daedric Ruin where I was building a population of "kidnapped" Balmora citizens (getting back at House Hlaalu for kicking me out for sleeping in a bed) And I jumped across a lava stream and forgot my low hp companion couldn't do the same. Needless to say he burned to death.
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Jul 29 2005, 11:13 PM
I remember that one, that was funny.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jul 29 2005, 11:33 PM
I suppose it is one of those things you'd have to see to really laugh at it.
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Jul 29 2005, 11:56 PM
yes seeing a limping corprus stalking "runing" with a limp is funny
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jul 30 2005, 12:00 AM
I have a scrib living on top of my vampire mage's "house". I rested on the top of an Ancestral Tomb's alcove and a scrib "attacked me in my sleep". He has stayed there ever since.
Posted by: Kiln Jul 30 2005, 12:33 AM
Speaking of scrib, I filled the council club in Balmora with ten scribs...they sometimes dissappear though...thats another funny thing I've done before.
Posted by: vaanic~one Aug 1 2005, 04:15 PM
"funny" is a slight understatement. I fell off my chair laughing.
And I played through the whole Mod again with another character just to see that again. I ran around the cathedral about 20 times backwards just so I could see him do the funny run...poor timpy...
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 2 2005, 06:02 PM
I took a screen shot of me jkumping and trying to sleep and all that came up was the no sleeping in mid air thing and my brother was shocked, I guess he didn't see me play that mod.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 3 2005, 01:45 AM
Hahahaha! That's great. I once made a mod that placed 6 rikilings in the middle of Balmora just to see the guards get all worked up. It was great.
Posted by: Kell-Reevor Aug 3 2005, 06:10 AM
Funniest thing I've done was pick a fight with a gondolier and parade around through the whole game with his hat as a trophy.
Good times.
Posted by: Sinder Velvin Aug 3 2005, 06:51 AM
I use "RA" (reset actors) in the console once in a while, so things like that don't happen.
Posted by: Konradude Aug 3 2005, 09:13 AM
Even if they are dead, can you reset them?
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 3 2005, 03:01 PM
i don't think so but thats why you do "ra" if you notice they are missing so they don't die.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 5 2005, 01:11 AM
Hmm ra? I wish I had heard of that sooner.
Posted by: VoltX Aug 15 2005, 02:16 AM
I had a imperial orc and I was in a bunker in some imp town (The one with Darius in it) and some imperial soldier blocked my way and kept on saying...
"Why are you away from your post?"
I couldn't move at all and he...wouldn't...shut up and If I attacked him I would be pwned instantly due to all of the guards in the room. I had to reload...
Also, I find it kind of odd that everyone attempts to kill you if you pick up a fork in a tavern.
Posted by: Kiln Aug 15 2005, 05:45 AM
Well I guess that would work...except for I play the Xbox version...my pc can't handle it...too bad Sinder won't be reading this though...
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 17 2005, 08:43 PM
Yeah minor accidental theft was annoying... Being bludgeoned to death by a crowd for accidently taking their eating untinsels was odd.
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 17 2005, 11:52 PM
or the ring in the sadrith mora mages guild.....
but I just have a funny moment today me beating the mq 2 or 3 times goes to do it again (a long time ago) so i'm at the part at the end were I get to go to kill the heart. So I walk in Jump down the stars and all of a sudden Dagoth Ur Starts Talking. I mean it I must of jump out of my chair or at least been in the air. I was in chameleon(sp) and granted I knew he spoke to us I was completely was shocked and well yeah thats it.....
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 25 2005, 01:18 AM
I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
Posted by: ShogunSniper Sep 1 2005, 12:49 AM
several people were after me in a building and they all got stuck in a door way. there was a mage behind them and he obliterated them for me.
Posted by: Faldwin Sep 14 2005, 06:24 PM
When I did the quest for the redguard lady that wants to go to Gnaar mok and Promises boots of blinding speed I put them on and was blinded. Idon't know why but I thought it was hilarious. I spent forever tyring to find someone rich enough to buy it.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Sep 23 2005, 04:54 PM
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
No feedback for my amazing story?
/cry
Posted by: dagoth carlos Sep 25 2005, 05:48 AM
yeah a funny moment was when i first found the bosmer that created the scroll of icarian flight. i was walking around minding my own buisness, then all of a sudden, i hear screaming, and i start looking around not able to find anything, then i turn around and find him falling right at me.so i screamed and fell out of my chair, thus forcing me to run to the rest room
Posted by: raistlin Sep 28 2005, 02:05 AM
I was walking to caldara and it was gone,there were sidewalks but know people or houses
oh and in aldruhn theres a gaurd stuck in the steps outside weighst up.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Sep 28 2005, 04:06 PM
Hmmn, I once saw a guard swimming where there was no water. Frozen to the spot swimming...
Posted by: Ambberfox Sep 28 2005, 05:44 PM
those guys who lead those big creatures which can transport you arround in Morrowind, don't know their name in english - the funny thing was that the longer I played the game, the further would they move away from the point where they stood at the beginning. one of them seemed to live under a bridge at some point (yes, under the water!), another one was close to stepping into a river... I was always amused to see where they were placed next time
Posted by: HardCode Sep 28 2005, 06:34 PM
I think it is really funny when you are at a high level, go into a low-level-NPC smuggler cave, and kill a female Dunmer in one hit ... just as she is still saying, "You will die, fetcher!". She is already dead on the ground as she is saying "fetcher!"
Oh, yes, and Slaughterfish or Draugh (sp?) that spawn near the coast, but stuck on/in a cliff.
Posted by: teej815 Sep 28 2005, 06:43 PM
hmm funny moments erm erm erm erm erm erm erm I always find going into deadric places funny. I think that those monsters are just great!! 
Posted by: Gewlock Sep 28 2005, 09:09 PM
after arriving in balmora and ordinator fell out of nowhere and landed in the odai
Posted by: Neela Sep 29 2005, 12:31 AM
I had two funny moments I can think of...
1) First time I read a scroll of Icarian flight to see what it did and jumped halfway across Vvardenfell... of course I died.. but its was so funny to realize why that bosmer fell from the sky and I fell for it.
2) I started making creative spells just to try things out... best time was I made a spell that did 1 hp of damage in a very wide area with a long duration levitate spell on others. I cast a very long levitate spell on myself then cast the damage/levitate spell in the center of Balmora. There must have been 20 NPCs chasing me up into the sky... then their levitate wore off.
I could almost imagine the looks on their faces as they all fell.
Posted by: Toroabok Nov 18 2005, 06:59 PM
where do u get the amulet of 100% reflect?
The funniest thing I saw was when I started finding guards floating everywhere in the river through Balmora. When your game gets somewhere around five hundred and fifty days old people start to wander into places they aren't meant to be and die. In some towns the silt strider guys have fallen off their docks and died, same with boatmen...hilarious but at the same time so sad.(Maybe I'm just weird to find this funny but its funny to watch people kill themselves by accident in Morrowind.)
omg are u frikkin serious? wow thats kinda cool
I have a scrib living on top of my vampire mage's "house". I rested on the top of an Ancestral Tomb's alcove and a scrib "attacked me in my sleep". He has stayed there ever since.
*
where is the vampire clan that is the warrior-type? ive found the stealth-type b-4, but not the warrior type vamps. do u no were they r?
Funniest thing I've done was pick a fight with a gondolier and parade around through the whole game with his hat as a trophy. biggrin.gif
Good times.
*
gondolier? wats that?
Edit (minque) merged your posts into one!
Posted by: Toroabok Nov 18 2005, 07:11 PM
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude how big of a bounty did u have?!
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Nov 18 2005, 10:47 PM
*Cough* 5 posts *cough*
uhh multiple posting isn't really a good thingtry to combine your posts. You see buy the "quote" button there is a "multi" button? you click that when you want to have multipule quotes in your post.
Posted by: King Death Nov 20 2005, 01:28 AM
That must have been some kind of a record.
One time I was watching my brother play and all the doors disapeared. 
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Nov 20 2005, 03:09 AM
I was goofing off once and I did a run jump onto the water with water walk. well instead of standing on the water I glided (you know like when you jump and pull your legs up). yeah I thought it was cool and then water walking wore off and I expected to fall into the water but I continued to glide on the water going into any direction I wanted. It was fun.
Posted by: King Death Nov 20 2005, 08:38 PM
I just remembered a great one, the first time I was in vivec I was kinda bored as well as on the top floor of the Foreign quarter, so I jumped off onto a bridge. Gotta love falling to death.
Posted by: Momaw Nov 21 2005, 06:47 AM
You can jump and survive actually. If you hit the RAILING of the bridge, rather than the flat part, you just stop, and can step off. You may have to bounce off the slanted sides of the wall first. Once you master the trick of it, it's a very handy way of getting down quickly.
Posted by: King Death Nov 21 2005, 03:27 PM
I know, use it all the time.
It's more fun to just jump straight off with a level 1.
Posted by: Toroabok Nov 23 2005, 04:41 PM
ive noticed that if u jump off and land on the stairs part of the bridge, you wont get damaged at all.
Posted by: Nashi_Tai Dec 6 2005, 02:02 PM
My favorite way to get around Vivec quickly, and down without dieing, is to stand on the rail facing the wall and step off backward; even with a level 1 character I don't get hurt when I hit the flat walkway below.
Anyway, back to the funny. I remember the first time I found Indril (Ordinator Armor), I was so proud of stealing the gaurds armor right from their barracks that I wore the armor around Vivec not knowing then how they would react. The first Ordinator I talked to was in a shop, and he just suddenly yelled at me and attacked; not knowing what his problem was I fled and took off the armor. To my dismay Ordinators seem to have telepathy or walky-talkies cause they all knew what I had done and wanted me dead, badly.
I swear it seemed like every Ordinator in Vivec had diserted his post to chase me, no building was safe (I'm sure every other thief in the city was loving this mass gaurd distraction and profiting graetly); finally, let with no other means of escape, I dove from a bridge into the water. I glansed backwards as I swam to freedom, and lo to my horror saw Ordinators falling into the water after me!
I don't know if it was a glitch or what but it scared me sensless. Dispite these horrors, however, Ordinators are the greatest, and I long to be one.
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Dec 6 2005, 05:18 PM
I did the cantom walk of glitch frequently, but you went through so much effort pointlessly ^ ^, all you really need to do is walk off and then just keep on walking, it has never failed me, counts as walking on a surface, even when I'm not.
Posted by: Storander Dec 20 2005, 04:19 AM
But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.
After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.
Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.
I thought that was all pretty funny
Wow... your really a determined player! Lol, that's a great RP too! Our characters would actually be enemies in Morrowind though...
Okay I've got two funny moments.
The first time I played, I got behind the ghost fence thing, and had no idea how I got back to the other side, ( I forgot how to open the gate, and thought I was trapped) so I was sneaking around trying to avoid all the really scary monsters, and I had to rest after every battle with a cliff racer. I reached Red Mountain and had three different corprus beast following me. I had to pull the lever and stuff myself in the little circle door thing. As the circle door closed around one of the corprus beasts actually got close enough the door closed on his arm! (Yes I screamed.)
My second one took place much later. I had first discovered Construction Set and made a total cheap shot uber cheat sword. At first it was really fun to use, but eventually I realized it was too powerful, it had to be destroyed. (See were this is going?) I knew most means of trying to get rid of it, wouldn't work because I could just get it back. Cast it deep in the ocean? I can swim. Sell it? I have money. Hide it? I'll know where I hid it. So the only way to destroy would be to throw it into the very fire where I could never get to... Red mountain! I traveled the perilous journey to Red Mountain, but when I got there... I had second thoughts.... The sword, if I got in a difficult fight I could always use, if only for a second! With the sword my character is immortal and can never die!
I realized then it was simply the influence of the sword making me think such things. I right clicked and clicked on my magic blade.... and clicked straight at the fire. It slid, slowly and un-amazingly hit the lava and slid to the right. To this day it sits on the lava, stuck between rock and liquid...unmoving.
Posted by: coheed&cambria Dec 23 2005, 09:34 AM
wow, what a lord of the rings moment.... choosing between immortality and strength, or some other un-cool and un-uber stuff..... yep just like frodo(dispite the fact that u dont loose any health or go crazy using the sword)
Posted by: Ragnar Jan 11 2006, 01:19 PM
When I got off the ship took the dagger and thought i was invincible!
Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Jan 11 2006, 05:56 PM
Aye, I know exactly what you mean. I later (with an orc untrained in short blades) was bludgeoned to death by a kwama forager. That is my most embarrasing moment.
I still can't believe my first death ever was by guards after choosing someone at random and assaulting them (it just so happened to be that annoying ring-begging Fergoth).
Posted by: stargate525 Jan 12 2006, 02:52 AM
funniest moment for me would have to be a dialouge glitch that let me challenge the Imperial Dragon to a duel. so, figuring what the hell, I fought him. And won. He must've been a bad leader, they were so happy they made me a recruit!
Posted by: zetherkk Jan 25 2006, 04:26 AM
first time i visited a daedric ruin and looting the little offering plate at the foot of the statues, a nasty dremora lord pops up and starts hitting you, i picked up a gem and start getting wacked and the whole time trying to jump out of the way and draw a weapon and turn around to find out what is hitting me then dying, later figuring out that they apear like that.
Posted by: zetherkk Jan 25 2006, 05:24 AM
i got infected with vampirism and didn't know it, and it took effect when i woke up from a resting period in the open during the day, figuring out what happened and running around fruitlessly trying to find a place to hide from the sun and panicking, i somehow managed to make it to safety with the help of heal potions and did a little studying and found that there was a cure, went to bal fell i think its called and he sent me on a mission, i completed the mission and returned to him and he cured me, that same game day i went graverobbing and exploring and got infected again by a vampire and thought that bal fell would kill me cause i come up to him and anoying him all the time about a cure, so i reset the game cause i didn't have it saved before i got infected.
Posted by: zetherkk Jan 25 2006, 05:28 AM
leaving seda neen and finding those scrolls of icarian flight and using one, i jumped through the air and went half way to vivec, thinking this was cool and i need more of them, then realizing that my 1st level character probably does not have enough hp to survive the landing, i was right, i wound up looking like the wizard who fell out of the sky by seda neen
Posted by: minque Jan 25 2006, 11:49 PM
Ok Zetherkk..itīs an interesting story you have there but please use the "edit"-button instead of making three different posts next time ok? (even if it is three different stories!)
Posted by: zetherkk Jan 26 2006, 07:19 AM
sorry about the 3 posts, my first time here and i didn't realize that that was a no no, but i figured it out sorry
Posted by: jchamber Feb 8 2006, 08:42 PM
lol that happened to me as well (minus the never leaving towns)
looking back on this its funny but it wasnt hen.
when i was sent to the cave where you get the bonebiter bow i actually got lost in that cave for 14 game days and six real life days
LOL. You should have left a trail of bread crumbs.
When I was green I used to acctually do that, every 30 feet or so I would place a stolen item like kitchen stuffs and weapons and alchemical stuff so I could find my way out b/c I got tired of getting lost.... Now that I am thinking about it, it's kinda funny now...so...muwahahhahahaha... I mean heh heh...
Posted by: jack cloudy Feb 23 2006, 10:06 PM
Starting a new character and feeling aggressive. So instead of giving the captain the papers, I sneaked behind him and started doing critical hits with the dagger! (A Khajit with both short blade and sneak as mayors, so my skill was good enough for this.)
The guy simply turned around, made me put my dagger back in my pockets (automatically, I didn't push any buttons) and gave some silly speach about letting it pass this time. 
After a long time of hitting him like that (and using the console to get him away from the closet when he drifted too close to it) he died.
I took his stuff and tried to walk out, but I had to ask him about the orders to leave! After a bit of running around and punching the guard near Socucius Ergalla in the face, and I still wasn't out. Then I had the wonderful idea of checking the internet for a handy console command and the construction set for the dead captain's id. A bit of typing later, and a fully armed Imperial Templar walked out of the door. 
Imagine the looks of surprise on the face of everyone.
*Hey, he's supposed to be as poor as you can get! Why is he wearing that expensive armour?! This isn't in the script!*
Posted by: ThePerson98 Feb 23 2006, 10:24 PM
The big fight with Dagoth Ur, in the one room after the first small battle. Yes, its tough, yet he falls into the lava. I sit there and watch him fall to his sure doom.
Posted by: 1234king Feb 24 2006, 12:03 AM
When i saw the huge skeleton thing of that urshiluku guy or whatever the second time you fight dagoth ur. When your in the Ancestral Tombs and there are those wierd noises. SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S where do you get the 100% reflect
P.S.S how do you get up ranks in forums
Posted by: ThePerson98 Feb 24 2006, 12:07 AM
P.S where do you get the 100% reflect
P.S.S how do you get up ranks in forums
The more you post the more your rank goes up. Stay away from posting pointlessly though. Read the rules for more details.
Posted by: jchamber Feb 24 2006, 07:09 AM
I tried that too and he never went away, just wouldn't die....ever, over an hour( I left the room and came back later). So without sunder and keening you still wouldn't have him defeated....yea kinda not as fun....sorry
Posted by: Kiln Feb 26 2006, 01:43 AM
As Person said, the more you post the higher your rank but don't post pointlessly, your rank matters very little here at W4O since not so many of the forum members care how many posts you have but the quality of your posts are important to people here. Quality not quantity.
Posted by: 1234king Feb 26 2006, 02:16 AM
these arent really funny quotes from random people but more like wtf
i heard a guard say in solesthem "if...i...keep...moving....maybe...i....wont...freeze"
that guy that you tell what your class and stuf is at the start " the blue plates look better but the brown ones last longer"
that kajit that takes you to raven rock from frostmouth "i just wanted a pair of boots how hard could that be"
P.S. why is everyone asking where that slave is does everyone have one or something
Posted by: xycolian Mar 5 2006, 03:56 PM
the funniest thing that ever happened to me happened at the beginning of my morrowind experience. I was exploring and traversing the mountains when all of a sudden i see this little white bug-thing and i decide to attack it. Well seeing as i was level 1 this wasn't the smartest decision but i didn't know any better. back to the point. i attacked the scrib and then it attacks me and i can't move! i was like wtf just happened? am i in a glitch? and then a nix-hound comes up and kills me when i was 'in a glitch' (i later found out i was paralyzed by the little monster). I almost quit playing this game forever when this happened because i didn't save and had to restart (therefore ending my great exploration of morrowind at the time ), but now that I reminise about it, it actually seems quite humorous
Posted by: TacticalToast Mar 5 2006, 11:24 PM
being a vampire werewolf looked really funny (beat the mainquest as Werewolf and get ring then become a vamp) lol it looks kinda creepy though
Posted by: Ola Martin Mar 6 2006, 07:40 PM
When I made mod with some magic that hurt 200hp per sec, levitate, water breathing, healing and spawn golden saint. All for one hour, didn't take any mana.
The funny thing is that the damage allways hit my golden saint...
And that guy falling from the sky is pretty funny too...
Posted by: Kell-Reevor Mar 9 2006, 12:42 PM
Probably not very funny, but at least I thought it was...
Being attacked by a ninja (DB) after installing Tribunal.
Posted by: Neo Bandit Mar 10 2006, 07:15 PM
My funniest moment had to be when I did the Goldbrand mission (the one where you get an orc to carve a statue.) After I hired him, I went to the area and stood on a rock. I rested on that rock about 10 times and was attacked by a scrib, a hound, and a kwama. On the 10th rest, I woke up and found my guy screaming and falling. It turns out that I was resting on the rock that the orc was carving! The scrib, hound, and kwama still float above the head of the statue. It was hilarious!
Posted by: Curly_G_ Mar 10 2006, 07:19 PM
One of my best moments was when I attacked Dagoth Ur without even attempting any Blades Quests.
My character was Uber and healed 8 points per second and had level 280 Heavy Armour skill, full Daedric, and 150 Strength.
Yet, me and Dagoth Ur stood up to our knees in Lava taking turns of hitting each other and it took a while before I got bored so did the Quests...
After the quests, he died in like 3 hits... Bit of an anti-climax.
Anyone ever try "Slowfall on Target" to see what his "Barter" options were?
Posted by: Taillus Mar 10 2006, 09:04 PM
Big thing for me was creating a cheat file and using the console. Oh the fun to be had with the console
There have been many instances of jumping from Seyda Neen and landing in the water well off the coast of Ebonheart.
I also love bringing the hand to hand skill up and having random fistfights with the locals. I love it when you beat them to exhaustion and they fall to the floor.
Finally, I love using any sort of levitate spell and then tabbing to third person view. Watching your character run on a little cloud or something
Posted by: Tellie Mar 11 2006, 10:58 PM
Deciding to go on water exploration, so I made this fancy amulet that would make it easyer for me...here it is.
1:swift swim 25p
2:water breathing
3:water walking
all CE of course. So the point was i decided that I wanted to explore the sea, and find things at the bottom, suddenly i saw the last of the effects on the amulet...Water Walking...OMFG DOH DOH DOH....ended up turning the game off in frustration...I was pissed. 
Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Mar 12 2006, 02:19 AM
1:swift swim 25p
2:water breathing
3:water walking
all CE of course. So the point was i decided that I wanted to explore the sea, and find things at the bottom, suddenly i saw the last of the effects on the amulet...Water Walking...OMFG DOH DOH DOH....ended up turning the game off in frustration...I was pissed.
ha ha ha thats funny...
Posted by: Tellie Mar 12 2006, 10:57 AM
thanks soul...I've never felt so stupid during my entire life...I mean i make this cool amulet and find out that it is no use in it...that was a major blow to my ego for those about three-and-a-half years ago.
Posted by: jack cloudy Mar 12 2006, 11:44 AM
Could be worse, I once tried to kill someone with a lockpick. I just couldn't figure out why I didn't do any damage. Luckily I realized before I was dead and beated the crap out of him with a sword.
Posted by: Ola Martin Mar 12 2006, 09:33 PM
I wanna do something stupid like that too
Posted by: jchamber Mar 13 2006, 05:45 AM
My character was Uber and healed 8 points per second and had level 280 Heavy Armour skill, full Daedric, and 150 Strength.
Yet, me and Dagoth Ur stood up to our knees in Lava taking turns of hitting each other and it took a while before I got bored so did the Quests...
After the quests, he died in like 3 hits... Bit of an anti-climax.
Anyone ever try "Slowfall on Target" to see what his "Barter" options were?
actually I clicked on him the second before he hit the ground once b/c my timing is just that good....and I took like three tries....but anyway....there were no barter options just a small set of normal dialogue, I was really sad b/c I was expecting something of a treat.
Posted by: jchamber Mar 13 2006, 06:02 AM
1:swift swim 25p
2:water breathing
3:water walking
all CE of course. So the point was i decided that I wanted to explore the sea, and find things at the bottom, suddenly i saw the last of the effects on the amulet...Water Walking...OMFG DOH DOH DOH....ended up turning the game off in frustration...I was pissed.
um ..........not to make things worse....but um..... if you unequipted it until you were underwater the water breathing and swift swim would work fine and if you put the item on before steping in the water then the water walkinf would work...so that was actually a great item....sorry that I couldn't tell you sooner...like when you made the item...but you weren't online at the time...lol.
Posted by: Schlucke Mar 13 2006, 10:07 PM
The time I noticed that the Teleport-Mage in Ad'ruhn has gone missing, so I took the Strider.
A few days later I fell through the floor of the Mages' Guild, and guess who stod in thin ... air (?)
Posted by: Tellie Mar 14 2006, 05:31 PM
Jay....when you equip an item with water walk...you aoutomatically come to the surface...at least that happen to me.
Posted by: Taillus Mar 14 2006, 09:42 PM
LOL I did that once. I thought I was way in over my head until I realized that I was violating an orc with a master's lockpick.
Posted by: Daedroth Feb 28 2008, 07:59 PM
Probably when a Hlaalu guard and an orc i Balmora fell down in the Odai River. They're still there and swimming around.
//Daedroth
Posted by: GunsnArmor Apr 30 2008, 02:07 AM
Morrowind
I was in Molag Mar, killing guards because I'm drunk with power. I'm right by the bug rider when I kill these two guards, an orc and an imperial. I'll draw a picture some time to show you what it was like, because words cannot describe how hilarious they're positions were when they died.
Posted by: 0rimus Apr 30 2008, 06:37 AM
Just about every moment in Morrowind was funny (part of why I didn't like that one so much, I couldn't take it seriously). But there's one part in particular. Walking North from where you start off, there's this one part where some mage guy comes falling out of the sky. I didn't know this my first time playing, so when I heard the guy yell, I flipped out. Both in the game and in real life I started flailing and smacking things. The only time I've ever gotten that shocked by a game, and I've played Condemned...
Posted by: GunsnArmor May 2 2008, 07:02 PM
Alright, I'll explain it. So after I kill the two guards they fall in the funniest possition. The orc had his legs split open and the imperial had his hand up the orc's chainmail. If that wasn't enough, the imperial looked like Mr. Bean and was looking up the orc's skirt.
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