QUOTE(HighDrive @ Aug 2 2009, 04:04 PM)
When you walk outside and wonder why the amazing resolution isn't causing you to lag
I like this one!
You know you've been playing too much Oblivion when you borrow someone else's car, and worry about getting a bounty as you drive away.
...You wait around for an hour, hoping the bruise on your shin will magically go away.
...You forget to eat because eating food is just something that's done to boost Alchemy a little bit.
...You think [cough]ing and [snort]ing are valid responses during conversations.
...You wonder why everyone around you speaks to one another for more than 30 seconds at a time.
...you are surprsised to learn that lakes and rivers aren't just filled with dangerous, carnivorous fish.