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[Sakiri]

I actually think my ex played a character like that in Pathfinder.

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

I actually think my ex played a character like that in Pathfinder.

Lol, we’ve got a guy in our current D&D campaign that uses two “pepperboxes” and a long rifle. No melee besides a knife/dagger. Poor guy has a tendency to roll really low and he spends almost as much time fixing misfires as actually dealing damage.

[mirocu]

That guy could have been me by the sound of it

[Sakiri]

That sounds amusing.

We have had:

A clueless and useless melee cleric
A rogue archer that always kicked in doors without checking for traps
A bard that killed everything, including suspicious children(!)(she's a little psycho)
A sorceress that ended up fecking OP because the DM was experimenting with epic characters and let het acquire the Boreal bloodline on top of her red dragonblood. She was dropping 1200 damage, AoE, per Time Stop. Immunity to fire, charm, sleep, fear, critical strikes, cold and whatever the heck else being a dragon and cold sorc got. She could fly with acquired wings(level 20 Dragon blood trait). She had a gold dragonkin mount that was a level 5 paladin and ended up pregnant by it at the end of the story. She was my most fun character ever. Was the reincarnation of Anastasia Romanova. Grandmother was Baba Yaga. Was great. Should explain that campaign.
A gunslinger with power armor(think Halo).
A druid with a T Rex as a companion named Steve.

We've had some... interesting games.

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

That sounds amusing.

We have had:

A clueless and useless melee cleric
A rogue archer that always kicked in doors without checking for traps
A bard that killed everything, including suspicious children(!)(she's a little psycho)
A sorceress that ended up fecking OP because the DM was experimenting with epic characters and let het acquire the Boreal bloodline on top of her red dragonblood. She was dropping 1200 damage, AoE, per Time Stop. Immunity to fire, charm, sleep, fear, critical strikes, cold and whatever the heck else being a dragon and cold sorc got. She could fly with acquired wings(level 20 Dragon blood trait). She had a gold dragonkin mount that was a level 5 paladin and ended up pregnant by it at the end of the story. She was my most fun character ever. Was the reincarnation of Anastasia Romanova. Grandmother was Baba Yaga. Was great. Should explain that campaign.
A gunslinger with power armor(think Halo).
A druid with a T Rex as a companion named Steve.

We've had some... interesting games.

Those sound fun! We did a home brew campaign that took the base D&D rules but was set in the Legend of Zelda universe. The guy who DM’d that game made custom races for characters, items, and of course the whole plotline. It was a lot of fun! My character was an insane Skull Kid Bard who later got to switch back and forth to her original Kokiri Druid form via an enchanted mask. Fun times!

[Sakiri]

That could be fun.

The campaign setting was a slightly tweaked Reign of Winter Pathfinder campaign. I had a half elf sorceress named Anastasia, and had no bloody idea what that implication would mean.

I'd started getting flashbacks of fires and stuff. The whole storyline involved Grigori Rasputin being the son of Baba Yaga, and Rasputin was the father of Anastasia, not Nikolai. Who was an elf. In disguise. From Golarion, not Earth.

We started in the Kingdom of Irrisen on Golarion, travelled to Triaxus, one of the other planets in the solar system, picked up the dragons there. Then we went back and somehow got transported to 1917 Russia. I immediately got recognized by the soldiers that found us after we teleported in, and I was like what.

We ended up running into the 1917 Anastasia, who was killed by Rasputin, but was ressurected. We met up with Tesla, which is where the power armor came from.

Anastasia was resurrected by her "father". or so he thought he was the father. Since he used a part of his own essence to fuel the ressurection, my half of her was half elf. The other half came about when the soul was split by the goddess for daring to take a soul from her realm. But the 1917 half was a boreal sorceress, and I was a draconic sorceress. In order to finally defeat Rasputin, both parts of the soul needed recombining. So I got to be stupid OP.

Rasputin was attempting to steal the power of Baba Yaga for himself. Can't have that.

It was a really weird campaign the entire time. But it was the most fun I'd had playing tabletop games.

This post has been edited by Sakiri: Dec 2 2019, 12:02 PM

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

That could be fun.

The campaign setting was a slightly tweaked Reign of Winter Pathfinder campaign. I had a half elf sorceress named Anastasia, and had no bloody idea what that implication would mean.

I'd started getting flashbacks of fires and stuff. The whole storyline involved Grigori Rasputin being the son of Baba Yaga, and Rasputin was the father of Anastasia, not Nikolai. Who was an elf. In disguise. From Golarion, not Earth.

We started in the Kingdom of Irrisen on Golarion, travelled to Triaxus, one of the other planets in the solar system, picked up the dragons there. Then we went back and somehow got transported to 1917 Russia. I immediately got recognized by the soldiers that found us after we teleported in, and I was like what.

We ended up running into the 1917 Anastasia, who was killed by Rasputin, but was ressurected. We met up with Tesla, which is where the power armor came from.

Anastasia was resurrected by her "father". or so he thought he was the father. Since he used a part of his own essence to fuel the ressurection, my half of her was half elf. The other half came about when the soul was split by the goddess for daring to take a soul from her realm. But the 1917 half was a boreal sorceress, and I was a draconic sorceress. In order to finally defeat Rasputin, both parts of the soul needed recombining. So I got to be stupid OP.

Rasputin was attempting to steal the power of Baba Yaga for himself. Can't have that.

It was a really weird campaign the entire time. But it was the most fun I'd had playing tabletop games.

Lol woah! That made my head spin!

[mirocu]

I want to go to Poundland and buy some tat

This post has been edited by mirocu: Dec 2 2019, 06:42 PM

[mirocu]

Popcorn without salt is like the Everything Thread without


Bah.

[Sakiri]

Who in the world eats unsalted popcorn.

Also excavator just drove past...

[mirocu]

Who in the world eats unsalted popcorn.

I just did. Wanted popcorn but had no salt and I was like

Also excavator just drove past...

Ooooh!

[Sakiri]

46F/8C today.

Go home, December, you're drunk.

[mirocu]

46F/8C today.

Go home, December, you're drunk.

Hmm. Think I've read this before somewhere.


Oh, well. Maybe it's the salted popcorn today that made me feel Deja Vu which btw is a very good song by Maiden. See; it's all connected

[Sakiri]

Connected indeedily.

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

[mirocu]

"Silly girl! You should go to bed well before 4:35 AM!"

[mirocu]

I'm posting this post for the sake of posting a post.


True story.

[Sakiri]

Lol.. I'm freezing.

[mirocu]

Then throw another shrimp on the Barbie!

[mirocu]

Where is everybody today? It's Sunday!