QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 4 2013, 05:54 PM)
Argonians are not native English speakers either :]
QUOTE(Renee Gade IV @ Apr 4 2013, 07:21 PM)
Dude this is so awesome!
sssSorry I sound like a sssstoner by saying "dude" and "awesssome" but the wordssss jussst ssssseem to fit! ... you seem to really be 100% roleplaying this Argonian as he speakssss.
Thanks! I get quite immersed in his way of speaking, yes.
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Ssss…hh…eyesss…you have beautiful eyesss…I could pluck them out and keep them asss a sssouvenir…ssszip…ssszap!
…you’re looking at me with thossse curiousss eyesss…too ssscared to talk…too ssscared to breathe…tell me…although you’re ssscared, you’re curiousss…curiousss about what happened after they put me on the carriage…
…not much! Not much happened. I learnt a lot from the other prisssonersss…Imperialsss weren’t after me but that much I already knew…I jussst happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time…they were after Ulfric…yesss that Ulfric! I learnt there wasss a civil war going on…and I learnt that bearsss like to talk about their home villagesss before death…’A bearss’s lassst thoughtsss should be of home’ he sssaid…hhh...we arrived to Helgen...which isss today in no better shape asss it wasss when I left it…I wasss quessstioned by another bear and asss I later found out, hisss name wasss Hadvar…he asssked for my name. Nobody asssksss for my name! Nobody! Only I alone decide who shall know my name! That isss – my nickname. Remember that! I will make an exception in your cassse. Becaussse you have beautiful eyesss. I will reveal you how they call me...and what I told him on that day long ago. I sssaid:
“I am…Red Archer and you…you are a dead man.”
I guesss my name doesssn’t sssurprisse you, doesss it? One look at my face is enough… ssss…
Many thingsss happened then…many, many thingsss…sssuffice to sssay, I made it out of Helgen alive…obviousssly…but I have sssome nice memoriesss…in the whole chaosss that ensssued becaussse of the dragon, I essscaped together with that bear Hadvar…we had quite an adventure in Helgen…I essscaped with him for one reassson only…to keep my word…to kill him. I wasss sssilent all the time…I wasss jussst ssstaring at him…and I could sssee the dissscomfort in hisss eyesss…he wanted to reassson with sssome Ssstormcloaksss…but I wasss in no mood for debating…before Hadvar could open hisss hairy mouth, I wasss already plunging my dagger through their Nordic ssskin and flesh…feeling blood on my ssskin made me feel ecssstatic! Ecssstatic!
I couldn’t walk fassst with my broken leg and imagine…Hadvar wasss alwaysss patiently waiting for me…he he he…it happened that we met an old torturer and hisss apprentice deep underground…hisss apprentice joined usss and him and Hadvar went ahead…and left me alone with the old torturer…it wasss time to punish the Imperialsss…to show them that no one…NO ONE…arressstsss Red Archer and livesss to tell about it…I wasss holding him for hisss wrinkled neck asss I ssstabbed him! And again! And again! Blood wasss sssquirting from hisss veinsss, dancing in the air and decorating the wallsss… he he he…I had the sssame plansss for hisss apprentice but sssome Ssstormcloaksss took the delight from me…ah a pity…
…deep underground I had many plansss what will I do to Hadvar…I decided not to pluck hisss eyesss out! No! It wasss time to change… the ssstyle! I could ssscalp him…carve my initialsss into hisss chessst…many, many plansss…ssso you may be sssurprissed…when I tell you… that I let him live once we got out…you wonder why?
I don’t know…he he he…I don’t know. Really. I sssometimesss change my mind…and ssso it wasss with Hadvar. Perhapsss I wanted him to remember me…to remember my eyesss…my sssilence…perhapsss I decided it wasss better not to attack him…with my broken leg…I know my chancesss and I’m not one of thossse foolsss that will insssissst in a fight if it goesss awry…duel with Hadvar could go awry…oh it could! But I made him a promissse and thisss wasss the sssecond time that he had heard my voice…I will tell you what I told him on that day long ago:
“I grant you life…Hadvar…but if we ever meet again…I shall carve my name in your chessst!”
Have we ever met again? I won’t tell you…not yet!
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…hhh…I headed wessst, towardsss the unknown…I didn’t think much…I couldn’t…my broken leg a conssstant reminder of that Bosssmer bitch…I found a shack…burnt one…burnt down by a dragon asss I read in sssome note…I wasss not alone there…which wasss good sssince I wasss longing for sssome company…there wasss one lovely charred couple outssside…isss there a better company than sssome charred remainsss? I don’t think ssso…but I guesss you don’t agree with me…you know what’sss better than the charred remainsss, don’t you? I know what you’re thinking about…Red Archer of courssse! Hisss company isss better!
He he he...
I needed to ressst… …there wasss a waterfall clossse…which wasss good…sssince I feel better when there’sss water around. BUT I COULDN’T RESSST! Becaussse of the pain! The pain! I can bear pain well but that one…that one wasss different…I could hear Bosssmer bitch sssmiling in the clear sssky above…sssmiling becaussse of my pain!
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But being alone…with the charred couple…gave me sssome time to think…perhapsss…perhapsss arrival to Ssskyrim wasssn’t ssso bad…perhapsss it wasss time to cut the bondsss with my passst asss I did ssso many timesss before…new land…new life…fresh blood…fresh flesh! The war wasss going on! The war! One such as myssself can only benefit from the war…
…ghhh…sss…
I wasss ambushed sssome time later…by a bear hunting a deer! Romantic! I killed him with an axe…woodcutter’sss axe…I doubted he wasss alone but I couldn’t look around becaussse of the pain…I decided…to leave in the night…travel under cloak of ssshadowsss…ssso I did but the pain wasss getting intenssse…I barely crawled down the ssslippery rocksss…only to find two more bearsss…they were obviousssly looking for their blonde friend…firssst one attacked me from behind and ssset me on fire…while sssecond one was ssstanding lower down…hoping that I would fall to her embrace…I ssstabed the firssst one with my sssteel dagger…and sssent an arrow of death to the other one's skull…but you know what?
The battle…the battle exhausted me…the pain wasss getting more and more unbearable…I thought I would lossse my mind…arrrghhh when I remember thessse daysss, I can ssstil fear the racking pain…I had no choice but to ssstay in the camp…I wasssn’t alone…again I wasssn’t alone…there wasss an Ash Lady…actually it wasss her corpssse…obviousssly bearsss had a little fun with her…a shame she wasss dead…I wouldn’t mind sssome fun either…he he he…ssso I had to ssstay in the camp…but I knew one thing! One thing! I needed to sssee a healer…and sssoon…sssoon…it wasss another ressstlesss night…
…another…
…ressstlesss…
…night…
…what are you looking at? Hhh….you’re looking at my black leg…yesss, it’sss in a good shape today…thanksss to a healer whom I met later…but I shall tell you about that sssome other time…I need to ssstrecth a little…thisss sssitting isss killing me…will you join me or will you sssit here and look like an idiot?