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mALX |
Nov 22 2014, 12:25 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(ghastley @ Nov 21 2014, 04:48 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 21 2014, 04:44 PM) Are you guys talking about the regular road trip mission where you´re trying to save Kobby? Where do you have to deposit him, and how much interest do you get? I'll have to make you the President of ColorWheels' "Bank of Cyrodiil" with responses like that! QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 21 2014, 04:54 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 12:56 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 20 2014, 06:24 PM) Birthday gifts! Yay!
We haven't jumped in the car with BooBoo and driven cross-country for far too long - Liz hasn't needed rescued in a long time, lol. What say we intercept that package? (although whether to race it to Thorney or ... MWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! - I don't know, guess it depends on the contents!) QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 01:32 AM) * mALX: "BooBoo! Are you looking for drugs?" http://www.fws.gov/home/feature/2013/detector-dog-photo4.jpgBooBoo: "Who...me?" *BooBoo gives overly innocent smile* http://upsidedowndogs.com/wp-content/uploa...it_bull_dog.jpgmALX: "BooBoo! Have you been...eating the drugs? You were supposed to just sniff them out! Look at you, you look like a stoned Shepherd or something!" http://www.vetbook.org/wiki/dog/images/thu...Pit_viper02.jpgBooBoo: "Wheeeeeee...look at the pretty lights! Hey, you got any kibble? I'd sure like something to munch on..." http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B4ooPRmvbOI/St_b..._dog_stella.jpgmALX: "Alright, that is it! You won't go on this mission with me and Kobby!" http://www.ckom.com/sites/default/files/ne...2014%202014.jpgBooBoo: "What? Not go? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" http://www.viperlaw.com/wp-content/uploads...6/scary-dog.jpg*mALX drives to Kobby's house without BooBoo* http://sp9.fotolog.com/photo/41/33/85/gm_c...248859637_f.jpg*She find's Kobby scarfing down Buffalo Chicken Wings* http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-con...4/05/misery.gifmALX: "Come on, Kobby! Let's go!" http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-con...4/05/misery.gif*Kobby keeps eating. mALX shaves his head* http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-conten...dog-240x160.jpg*Kobby won't stop eating. mALX climbs in her car and goes home* http://sp9.fotolog.com/photo/41/33/85/gm_c...248859637_f.jpgmALX: "Well, looks like The Thorney's package will go unmolested. " * I've missed these You were so busy eating the chicken wings that you didn't see me!
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treydog |
Nov 22 2014, 01:36 AM
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Master
Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains
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So, as we all know, it has been a bad week, following several bad weeks. Which put me in the perfect frame of mind for the following.
(Work cell phone rings)
Me: “(Organization name), this is [treydog], how can I help you?”
Long silence, punctuated by breathing and shuffling of papers.
Me: “This is [treydog], how can I help you?”
Voice (non-North American accent): “Hello? Yes, this is Edward with Microsoft and we are calling about…”
Me (exasperated): “No. You really aren’t. I work as a computer technician and there is no reason Microsoft would be calling me on my WORK phone to talk about my HOME computer. Nice try. Thanks for playing. [Game show buzzer sound].” Click
That is the third or fourth one of those I have gotten. I think next time, I will say: “Oh really? That’s interesting, since I use a MACINTOSH!” I don’t. but hey, one good lie deserves another….
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The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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mALX |
Nov 22 2014, 02:13 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(treydog @ Nov 21 2014, 07:36 PM) So, as we all know, it has been a bad week, following several bad weeks. Which put me in the perfect frame of mind for the following.
(Work cell phone rings)
Me: “(Organization name), this is [treydog], how can I help you?”
Long silence, punctuated by breathing and shuffling of papers.
Me: “This is [treydog], how can I help you?”
Voice (non-North American accent): “Hello? Yes, this is Edward with Microsoft and we are calling about…”
Me (exasperated): “No. You really aren’t. I work as a computer technician and there is no reason Microsoft would be calling me on my WORK phone to talk about my HOME computer. Nice try. Thanks for playing. [Game show buzzer sound].” Click
That is the third or fourth one of those I have gotten. I think next time, I will say: “Oh really? That’s interesting, since I use a MACINTOSH!” I don’t. but hey, one good lie deserves another….
It is probably some test to see how employees respond to determine who will fill the position. Did you ever find out what the call was about? Maybe Microsoft needed their PC fixed, lol. Urk. I had one call saying they just wanted a few minutes of my time to do a survey - find out what household products I used. I asked them what would I get out of it? Dead silence, then eventually he said ... "Er...nothing." I told him that the company he was calling for was doing market research, paying him to call me and they would benefit financially from the results of the survey - so either I got paid for my time too, or was not going to participate. He thanked me for my time and got off the phone rather quickly, lol.
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Callidus Thorn |
Nov 23 2014, 12:20 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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Lol, just got another email from Amazon. My Mum's birthday present has been dispatched. Clearly, Amazon have no idea what they're doing. Still, I don't have to pay postage because it's late, so that's something
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mirocu |
Nov 23 2014, 11:55 AM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
From: [CLASSIFIED]
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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