You know you've played to much Oblivion, when... Options

[ThePerson98]

When out in public you walk up to someone and say "You..I've seen you" then say they're the one from your dreams.
When you think jumping off of your house many times will make your acrobatics increase thus making you jump higher.
When you're sitting there at a sports store looking at guns saying "You guys use mods for that!"
When you're afraid to go inside your grandparents' house being that you think it is an Oblivion gate.

[dagoth carlos]

when you go on a date and make her/him fall for you by meens of clicking on yellow/green wedges and bribing her with quarters and dimes

[Fargoth]

When u'r trying to create a potion from venison.
When saying "ready 4 a match" to u'r teacher.
When u repeatedly say "rumors, rumors, rumors" 2 someone u don't know..
When u see a hippie, u scream that it's a bosmer.
When u say that black people are redguards.
When u think that u'r cat is a khajiit bandit and will probably try to rob u.. xD

[Priest of Sithis]

When people make silly topics that asked if you had played too much oblivion...

LOL!!! I play too much...

[Lord Revan]

When you dress up as M'aiq The Liar and walk up to someone using a crossbow and tell him why people don't use crossbows instead of bows.

[Priest of Sithis]

I second that,...

that bugger was a weird nut...

M'Aiq the liar, definately Sheogorath

[Agent Griff]

When you walk out of your room and your vision fades to black and you fall flat on the floor you know you've definately played way too much Oblivion. That actually happened to me. I'm still playing Oblivion though.

[Gaius Maximus]

A couple of them here.

- When you start speaking in one-word sentences like 'rumors' instead of 'Have you heard any rumors lately?' (Did that once, at th history class. While my teacher was talking about Napoleonic Wars, I raised up m hand and said 'Waterloo', expecting a detailed explanation on Waterloo battle.
- When you walk into cars in an attempt to turn them around.
- When you yell 'GUARDS!' when robbed, expecting for the Watch to run to your help.
- When you're afraid to travel by roads in fear of Ogrims attacking, and urge yourself to remove OOO mod.
- When you attempt to use Telekinesis to zoom stuff.
- When you try to get the difficulty slidder all the way to left when things are getting tough.
- When you attempt to find your 'unlimited inventory pocket'.
- When you try to enchant hoods with 'Damage Health' and get them on your greatest enemy's head by naming them 'A' and putting them on it, in hopes of removing him from existance.
- When you boast about your 'poisoned' apple, and attempt to feed it to a lizard in the hopes of proving it is super poisonous - not even an Argonian can withstand it!
- When you wonder where all the Orcs and Elves went, and why are Khajiiti and Argonians all so small.

Might think off some more later.

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Sep 19 2007, 08:37 PM

[Jessel]

I was driving home with my younger brother and a car ran a red light in front of us and I shouted "BY THE NINE!"

-Jesse

[TheChef]

These are great...

When my total gameplay time is 254 hours on my main file 68 hours on my second one...
I have that 322 hours from only 3 months of owning this game

When i wonder if i real storekeepers will know when my items are stolen

When i try to level myself up before my birthday to get better stuff..

When i think in my head that i gain sneak levels when i walk around in the dark or when i walk by people and the dont notice

I own morrowind and oblivion for Pc and xbox

I have 1250 gamer score / 1250 on oblivion xbox

Im scared to touch peoples things because they might call the guards

Ive trained for months on my friends in the art of pickpocketing and i am actually getting good...

i try to get into forbidden areas when people are in the room as long as they arent looking at me

Pc users: you try to type in console commands when you need something.

[xX Kinzer Xx]

When you creep around sleeping homeless people trying to get your sneak skill up. Or when you walk in to a store, jump up on the counter, and start knocking things on the floor, thinking the clerk won't care.

[seerauna]

Pc users: you try to type in console commands when you need something.

I've done that before...
Also, when you try to steal things from your brother's room and then hiding it in your drawers hoping he won't find it. (Note: I have done this before and he din't find them.)

[minque]

You try to summon a dark elf to do your laundry.....

[LadySaira]

When you try and order the Khajitii to pick up your laundry, before realizing it's your cat.

...Poor little Sarry.

[minque]

When you try and order the Khajitii to pick up your laundry, before realizing it's your cat.

...Poor little Sarry.

Hahahahaha!!! That was a good one! I get a picture in my head; My fat furball emptying my washing machine!

[johann25]

[size=2]I love oblivion...i just love it...i start to realize i've played too much oblivion when i keep on talking about it.Sometimes,oblivion is too powerful that the computer crashes

[xX Kinzer Xx]

Well, I know a lot of times I would walk up to people I know, who have probably never heard of Oblivion, and start talking about my character. I talk about what skills I have, my rank in the guilds, what quests I'm on, and any new spells I got. And they'd look at me like I'm crazy. Fun times.

[ReignOfMadness]

You know you've played Oblivion too much when you have something on the order of over 200 game hours, Oblivion is the only thing I play. Man, I need another hobby.

[@ndy X]

When you get sent to jail and start yelling "Where's my lockpick?"

When you have the urge to push your little brouther off a hill.


When you punch president Bush in the face and expect to get away it because he thinks you can save the U.S from terrosists (deadra)

When you accedently knife your friend and can't understand why he won't respond to your yield.

[Chole Graye]

This is a true story. It was my freshman year and it was the day of the SATs. The truck we have is at least 13 or 14 years old and really rundown. My mom had locked the keys in the truck and my first thought was, "Dang, I wish I had some lockpicks with me."

Then I thought, "Well, nail filers are kinda the same thing." So I got one of my mom's long nail files and tried to unlock the door! And being that the truck was very old and on its last leg, it actually WORKED! Took a while, but it worked!

Pretty spiffy, right?

Also, a couple months ago when Hurricane Ike knocked our power out, I was laying down in my room and said, "Man, I wish I had that Starlight spell."