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> Silly things you have learned about Skyrim, just for fun
Rohirrim
post Jun 29 2013, 12:34 AM
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Trained soldiers and guardsmen have terrible accuracy against a giant warrior, but Sven the alcoholic bard can drop a hawk at 500 yards.


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Elisabeth Hollow
post Jun 29 2013, 12:39 AM
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^^^AaaaaaaahahahahahahahHHahHaha!!!


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post Jul 29 2013, 04:54 PM
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Receive 500 gold for walking a couple of hundred metres through a city to deliver something completely useless.

Receive 500 gold for walking halfway across Skyrim fighting off the seemingly endless supply of things wanting to kill you to deliver something completely useless.

Receive 100 gold for killing some giants or a dragon or a bandit leader with a bounty on his head.

What?
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post Jul 29 2013, 07:34 PM
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Two guys fight over a girl yet they never talk to the girl until someone else marrys the girl.

Also if your companion can train you in something they still will make you pay yet you can still ask for the money back and they'll give it to you.

Also cats don't exist unless they're big sabretooths and people don't need to go to the bathroom.

And Three-Dog is in the Dark Brotherhood.
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post Aug 7 2013, 07:14 PM
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That you can actually die by being shot in the knee...

I'm going through the Companions thing again...And me and Farkie are in Dustman's Cairn...So we get to that bit where there's loads of them...Farkie goes down leaving me with FIVE of them to take out...So I thought...After an epic battle - and two deaths - I finally take the last one down with barely any health left...So I go to take a potion that my health will be restored...

No...I think to meself...I'll get me restoration up...The instant I come back out of the menu Orcie-boy sprawls on his back with a damned arrow in his knee!!...

"Well that's irony..." says the boy from his chair...

"Hmmm..." says I as I switch the PS off...
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post Aug 7 2013, 07:37 PM
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So the guards are more hardcore than the Dragonborn? At least they survived to make a career-change. laugh.gif


Something I realized a few days ago. Killmoves apply the enchantment of whatever weapon you have equipped to the poor victim. Ok, so far so good. It's nothing to be surprised about. The silly thing is that the game doesn't account for what the killmove's animation actually is.

Clock them in the skull with your hammer of flaming doom? Crispy fire everywhere.
Headbutt them in the face? You're so hot you light people on fire! Yol, baby!

Toss them on the floor and step on their face? Dragonborn stomps so hard the sheer friction makes them burst out in flame!


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Rohirrim
post Aug 23 2013, 11:26 AM
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After the war, Hadvar sits in the Sleeping Giant and drinks all day...he says stuff like "Rikke doesn't even know my name....probably cuz' im no the DRAGONBORN" ...he's so sad sad.gif

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post Aug 23 2013, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 23 2013, 11:26 AM) *

After the war, Hadvar sits in the Sleeping Giant and drinks all day...he says stuff like "Rikke doesn't even know my name....probably cuz' im no the DRAGONBORN" ...he's so sad sad.gif


So does Ralof and he says really sad stuff too!

"I wish,for just a day,we stop all this fighting"
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ImperialSnob
post Aug 31 2013, 01:46 PM
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Birds have the dragon's backs.



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post Oct 11 2013, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 31 2013, 12:46 PM) *

Now that is great.


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post Oct 11 2013, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 31 2013, 08:46 AM) *

Nightwish FTW!


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post Oct 12 2013, 08:28 PM
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I agree. That is classic, that video!


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Rohirrim
post Nov 12 2013, 10:49 PM
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This is the Stormcloak mentality. Tenacious lil' guys.


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