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| Stargazey |
 Sep 14 2005, 03:51 AM
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Not meant to be homophobic or anything offensive, just a bit o' fun with the TES fourms censor.
Enjoy.  [Censored]: A one act play The setting for our play is the Black Shalk cornerclub, in Vivec’s Foreign Quarter. Two Breton men, of average appearance, sit at the bar, talking, and sipping some comberry juice. Their names are Uright, and Selion. Uright: So, did you hear about Crassius Curio? It’s a shame, really. It’ll ruin his career. Selion: Hear what? What have I missed? Uright: Did you not hear? He’s [censored]. Selion: He’s what? Censored? Why on Nirn would he be censored? Well, maybe the Lusty Argonian Maid was a bit much, but still … Uright: Selion, are you deaf? I said he’s [censored]! Not censored. Selion: There! You said it again! You said “he’s censored!”. Uright: Has Sheogorath been kissing you, my friend? He’s [censored]! Happy! Selion: He’s happy he’s censored? My dear man, you’re making no sense! Uright slaps his forehead in exasperation. Uright: He’s [censored]! G-A-Y! Selion: Oh, he’s [censored]. Uright: WHAT?! He’s not censored, he’s [censored]! He’s [censored]! [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored]! Selion looks at Uright with concern. Selion: My dear man, perhaps you need to lie down. A room here should only be ten gold or so. Uright sighs. Uright: Perhaps I should. I feel tired. Selion nods, and drops some gold at the bar, before escorting his friend to a back room. |
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| Zelda_Zealot |
Sep 14 2005, 04:49 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 I always thought it was odd that gay meant happy and a homosexual, now heres a good joke thingy about it. Very funny.  -------------------- The Sun and Moon transform day to night, but what transforms the mind?
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| Aki |
Sep 14 2005, 11:42 AM
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Funny Star
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| stargate525 |
Sep 14 2005, 02:13 PM
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 Finder  Joined: 10-April 05 From: wisconsin; land of cheese, beer, and bratwurst! |
QUOTE(Stargazey @ Sep 13 2005, 10:51 PM) snip you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time. -------------------- these forums taste almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea.
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| Stargazey |
Sep 14 2005, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(stargate525 @ Sep 14 2005, 02:13 PM) you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time.  Will do, my dark master. *Bows and goes to submit it* Glad everyone liked it. |
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| Fuzzy Knight |
Sep 14 2005, 03:30 PM
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Haha.. Nice one Star!
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| stargate525 |
Sep 14 2005, 07:27 PM
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Finder Joined: 10-April 05 From: wisconsin; land of cheese, beer, and bratwurst! |
QUOTE(Stargazey @ Sep 14 2005, 10:23 AM) Will do, my dark master. *Bows and goes to submit it* Glad everyone liked it. yes, yes, yeeeeessssss. BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER AND HIS VIKING HORDE!   *ahem* -------------------- these forums taste almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea.
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| Soulseeker3.0 |
Sep 14 2005, 09:37 PM
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ROFL that was good. I like
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| Neck' Thall |
Sep 15 2005, 02:53 AM
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Hey does Rofl mean Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing? Cuz i know the others but not this one.
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| Soulseeker3.0 |
Sep 15 2005, 03:14 AM
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yes and Rolmao is rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-my, welll I think you know the rest
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| Neck' Thall |
Sep 15 2005, 05:03 AM
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ok Thx, Ohh and i was going to comment last night but got sidetracked by the fact that i need to sleep...(According to my dad)
Well Any way I love it. hey does that actually work in the Forums? Use the preview button if you wish to test the autocensor. Or, don't test it at all. -Rane This post has been edited by Rane: Sep 15 2005, 05:57 PM -------------------- |
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| NEO256 |
Sep 16 2005, 04:02 PM
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HAHAHAHAA.... By Azura, that was a killer
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| milanius |
Mar 17 2008, 12:14 AM
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This was a jewel I missed. My bad. But no matter, [censored] issues are still alive & well within
p.s.: QUOTE Selion nods, and drops some gold at the bar, before escorting his friend to a back room. notice how he escorts him to a back room... maybe they're censored, too?-------------------- Zlo činiti od zla se braneći,
tu zločinstva nema nikakvoga Petar II Petrovic Njegos (1813-1851) |
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| wasnteventrying |
Apr 6 2008, 01:11 PM
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Nice one, Stargazey keep em' comin
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Apr 22 2008, 10:10 PM
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my response is [censored]
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