I totally agree with Wurlon about the irritating personalities (or lack) of Walmart employees ... we went there the other day for a sale item that our store doesn't even carry it turned out, but there were all these spacious departments but 5 salesgirls were clustered at the same counter all sorting clothing and yakking it up together. Now who's gonna wait on the people in the rest of their departments?
I'm so glad to hear that feeding the dog acid was a joke. We had a doberman pinscher who used to follow the joint around the room (back when we imbibed) and he'd start trembling if you wouldn't let him near it. So, we used to blow the smoke near his ear because they have veins very close to the surface there. One laid back Doberman, I assure you. He was an ace of a fellow.
Ok, here's something my hs girlfriends and I used to do for fun in stores, but it works better in a very upscale department store than a Walmart I think. 2 of us were medium height and one was very tall and she had older brothers. So, we 'd go to the bridal section and pick 2 medium size very frilly bridal gowns, veils, high gloves, shoes - the whole works. Into the dressing room all 3 would go and while we put on the bridal attire, our tall friend would take out of a shopping bag her brothers tuxedo and put it on.
Then all three of us would come out of the dressing room into the main store and start asking all the salesladies and customers how we looked - because we have a wedding tomorrow. tee hee
