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jonajosa |
May 4 2005, 09:42 PM
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So minques like cookies eh... so... *edges close to her* how much are you willing to pay for these? *opens backpack and pulls out 5 choco chip cookies*
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jonajosa |
May 4 2005, 09:50 PM
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what do you use euros??? If so then... i'll take $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. Thats as low as ill go.
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jonajosa |
May 4 2005, 10:04 PM
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ok ok. then ill settle for... Absolute power over the world!!!!!!--... :shocked: cough hmm i mean ill settle for some pizza.
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jonajosa |
May 4 2005, 10:24 PM
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I've never had a salami and pepperoni pizza before. But i do like both on my sub sandwiches. yummy.
Now then heres your hot en fresh choco cookies.
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DoomedOne |
May 5 2005, 05:40 AM
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Quick joke about Euros.
Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink for 3 euros. He gets the drink and sticks one euro on the far left, one euro on the far right, and one euro on the floor. It pissed the abrtender off but he didn't say anything. Next day, he comes in an orders another beer. He pays the guy one euro on the left, one on the far right, and one on the floor. The bartender is more confused than agitated, so he doesn't say anything. Third day, the guy enters, orders a drink. He checks his pockets, and relaizes he only has a five and a one, so he hands in the five and asks for change.
The bartender grins, thinking, "I'm going to get this guy this time" he takes the five and pulls out two euros. he sticks one on the far right, and one on the far left.
The guy looks to the far right, and to the far left, seeing his change. He pulls out one euro from his pocket and says, "Okay, give me another beer" then drops it on the ground and continues drinking.
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Yeah, but I heard it from a French guy. Here's another from my French friend:
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So a woman is on a train with her son. She looks to him an asks, "Are you comfortable?"
He says, "Yes"
"Not too cold?" she asks.
"No," he responds
"Not too hot?"
"Just right," he says.
"Okay, let's switch seats."
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Wolfie |
May 5 2005, 03:59 PM
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i want pizza! can i have pizza? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease :drool:
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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Wolfie |
May 5 2005, 04:34 PM
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yay pizza
i was at work experienca all day, it was a laugh
school tomorrow though
Did a Public Speaking Exam yesterday, i think i did quite well. Had to do a speech, a poem from memory and read a bit from a non-ficton book of my choice. I did my speech on the Countess Constance Markievicz, my poem was Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening and the book i read a bit from was Stupid White Men by Michael Moore
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 D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg
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