[X] My Assistant

[Chimera]

When it's time for the congregation to go to the front of the church to pray you go up with them expecting to be cleansed from sins and diseases....by getting smogged.

[seerauna]

You know you've played too much Oblivion when on the first day you got it you played for 24 hours straight. (I got it in the middle of summer lol.)

When you know you don't have to worry about something to do when you get home because you already know your going to play OB until midnight... or until the next morning.

[Hobbit]

When i dunk in water i usually hold my breath, when i look round corners my head moves i move out the way of arrows xD happens in all games for me :[]

[Illydoor]

When you look at Lord of the Rings and instantly think, frodo = bosmer, aragorn = imperial, legolas = altmer, ents = gnarls, gandalf = breton, sauron = dremora, gollum = maglir.

[Illydoor]

When i dunk in water i usually hold my breath

Who doesn't lol?

[HighDrive]

When random stocks of grass excite you due to the rarity of nirnroot

When you walk outside and wonder why the amazing resolution isn't causing you to lag

[Kaizerwolf]

You know you play too much Oblivion when you wonder why there isn't a 3rd person view for yourself.

[Syndelius Daerleth]

i know how you feel lol im often cought humming the oblivion theme song to myself I'm a complete elder scrolls nerd

[mirocu]

... when you don´t understand why the cashier won´t accept your Septim coin as payment
... when you bring the map over Cyrodiil with you when going for a vacation
... when you bring the map over Shivering Isles with you when going abroad

[Acadian]

...When you screw something up and say, "No worries, I'll simply reload my last save."

[mirocu]

...When you screw something up and say, "No worries, I'll simply reload my last save."

Only to find out you haven´t made a save since character creation, aka birth!

This post has been edited by mirocu: Mar 24 2013, 01:01 PM

[Renee]

When you walk outside and wonder why the amazing resolution isn't causing you to lag

I like this one!

You know you've been playing too much Oblivion when you borrow someone else's car, and worry about getting a bounty as you drive away.

...You wait around for an hour, hoping the bruise on your shin will magically go away.

...You forget to eat because eating food is just something that's done to boost Alchemy a little bit.

...You think [cough]ing and [snort]ing are valid responses during conversations.

...You wonder why everyone around you speaks to one another for more than 30 seconds at a time.

...you are surprsised to learn that lakes and rivers aren't just filled with dangerous, carnivorous fish.

[mirocu]

...you are surprsised to learn that lakes and rivers aren't just filled with dangerous, carnivorous fish.

Or treasure chests

[Renee]

...you get drunk, thinking it'll wear off after a half hour.

....you slam 5 beers in a row, expecting you'll be able to just walk away steadily.

...you try to mix oranges and bread, thinking it'll help you spy on your co-workers through the walls.

...you do something wrong, and then worry that a psychic policeman is going to bust you at any time!

[King Of Beasts]

When you try to bribe someone to raise thier disposition towards you

[Renee]

When you try to bribe someone to raise thier disposition towards you

ha ha I'm guilty! I "bribe" my daughter to leave me alone sometimes

[mirocu]

...when you expect to be able to run while crouching
...when you expect everyone to have heard of you
...when you expect newspapers to have the same news every day
...when you expect newspapers to have stories already printed and ready to go, even though that particular event hasn´t happened yet



Wait. Didn´t that last one happen irl...?

This post has been edited by mirocu: Apr 1 2013, 11:30 AM

[Renee]

YOU know you've been playing too much Oblivion when

...you try to EAT tobacco instead of smoking it.

....you find a signpost on a road, and then tap upon it, thinking you'll be in another town in an instant.

....you stop storing your clothes in wardrobes, fearing that they'll disappear in 3 days, and start storing them in open-topped sacks instead.

...you actually know what a "cur" is . guilty!

[mirocu]

... when you are so used to the music that you have to listen to it on youtube when you´re not playing the game

[Renee]

... when you are so used to the music that you have to listen to it on youtube when you´re not playing the game

I plead "not guilty" your honor.