QUOTE(LavaLampMaster @ May 29 2006, 07:36 PM)
Once the League of Nations and later the UN were formed, they really wanted to have a hand in the world's future (besides what the crazy people who say we control the world economy and media... which is kinda true); they wanted the land that we used to live on, and after the second world war, they had to use much more... persuasive ideas.
Well, the protectorate ended, and then pretty much everyone attacked them.
For the Isrealis, Kirk Douglas led the army and Frank Sinatra flew a plane and dropped molotov cocktails, as I remember. Pretty sure they both died.
Still, considering there have been three wars, one pre-emptive strike that didn't become a war, one invasion, one barrage of missles to try and ruin a coalition, one high-profile hostage rescue, countless suicide bombings/army excersions and one kick-boat general with an eyepatch, not to mention one of the best intelligence services in the world (if not THE best), they're not doing too bad for themselves.
Still not going to win a popularity contest with their neighbours, though.
I hate the mice from Bagpuss. Never trust rodents with DIY skills.
"We will fix it, we will fix, we will stick it with glue, glue, glue, we will stickle it, every little bit of it, we will fix it like new, new new."
::SQUISH::