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| Sinder Velvin |
 May 14 2005, 08:59 PM
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Knower  Joined: 9-February 05 From: Over THERE!  |
TOP TEN THINGS REASONS ANAKIN SKYWALKER WENT TO THE DARK SIDE
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan 9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai" 8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name 7. To impress the babes 6. Kicked in head by bantha 5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict 4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave 3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock 2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire 1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones |
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| Elongar |
May 14 2005, 09:01 PM
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Finder  Joined: 19-February 05 From: Depends |
On another computer, I have a list of about 100 things that put the word "pants" into Star Wars quotes. It's hilarious. Just wait for me to find it....
Ah yes! Here: http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html Just select the movie you want to "Pants"! -------------------- Power of the Shadow made human flesh,
wakened to turmoil, strife and ruin. The Reborn One, marked and bleeding, dances the sword in dreams and mist, chains the Shadowsworn to his will, from the city, lost and forsaken, leads the spears to war once more, breaks the spears and makes them see, truth long hidden in the ancient dream. |
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| Chumbaniya |
May 15 2005, 03:16 PM
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 Finder Joined: 13-May 05 From: The house of fun! |
[quote=Elongar]On another computer, I have a list of about 100 things that put the word "pants" into Star Wars quotes. It's hilarious. Just wait for me to find it....
Ah yes! Here: http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html Just select the movie you want to "Pants"![/quote] All i can say is that I am now crying with laughter. -------------------- Chumbaniya Has Spoken!
"It's a party. It doesn't have to make sense" - Homer "To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer |
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| Warsgoth |
May 15 2005, 03:21 PM
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 Finder Joined: 23-February 05 From: Cork, Ireland |
Yay for Pants!
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| Elongar |
May 15 2005, 03:22 PM
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Finder Joined: 19-February 05 From: Depends |
Occassionally, when I'm fealing particularly cruel, I show it to friends. It takes them a while to recover....
-------------------- Power of the Shadow made human flesh,
wakened to turmoil, strife and ruin. The Reborn One, marked and bleeding, dances the sword in dreams and mist, chains the Shadowsworn to his will, from the city, lost and forsaken, leads the spears to war once more, breaks the spears and makes them see, truth long hidden in the ancient dream. |
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