Coffee Shop Redux Options

[Gaius Maximus]

Totaly Reds. I could team up with Grif and do nothing. Sarge would be entertaining anyway, since if yo wouldn't pay attention to him, he'll eventually forget you exist... I could also make fun of Simmons sometimes when the opportunity presents itself. Also it'd be quite interesting to sit there whole day and just talk about stuff. But not stay alone in the base with Donut... (Shivers.)

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Jul 28 2007, 08:59 AM

[Lord Revan]

I wonder if anyone's ever role-played Red versus Blue..... Stealth Elite sitting on a cliff tracks the two Spartans on a Mongoose through a beam rifle..... and shoots one of the tires out, spilling both Grif and Gaius (the Double Gs) out on one of the hills.

You would like to joyride on the ATV wouldn't you? Or would you just a a layabout 24/7? My character sounds kind of like a predator with its plasma cannon like this!

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Jul 28 2007, 04:34 PM

[Gaius Maximus]

To further develop the story: the Stealth Elite hears an annoying music... and suddenly, from behind the hill, a huge vehicle lands next to him. A red Spartan shoots the Elite, then exclaims 'You just got SARGED!' Upon hearing that, the Double Gs both exclaim 'Oh my god...'

As for role-playing Red vs. Blue, I did that once. Was pretty fun.

I'd love the layabout 24/7... Because all players of H:CE only fight non-stop. Which is kind of annyoing sometimes.

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Jul 28 2007, 05:37 PM

[Lord Revan]

And another Stealth Elite takes cover behind a tree, and swaps it's beam rifle for a...... fuel rod gun! Rather than jump out and fire the hvy. weapon hapharzardly, it climbs up into the tree and fires at the Double Gs while haning upside down from a branch....... which snaps like a twig when the weapon fires and the Elite yells some Shanghieli curse before landing, more or less, on the ground without seriously injuring itself.


The reds now have a blast of plasma racing towards them......

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Jul 28 2007, 05:51 PM

[Gaius Maximus]

As Simmons pushes the pedal, he realizes that it was the wrong one. AS the Warthog stumbles down the cliff, Grif exclaims 'This war sucks.' and Gaius adds 'This army sucks. Let's go.'

The Double Gs get back to base, and start a chat about why are they there.

[Lord Revan]

Comment: this is fun, we should consider starting a thread on this if we get enough support.....

Hauling himself up, the Elite watched the warthog come crashing down the hill with an amusing slack-jawed expression. While Sarge starts monologuing at the enemy he can't see, said enemy wanders over to Blue base.....

[Gaius Maximus]

OOC: Yeah, that'd be fun. We'd just need to make propper character sheets.

As Grif watched the Elite wander off into Blue base, Gaius wondered why didn't he get the sniper rifle. Grif sighed, commenting that 'This joke is overused...', as Gaius proceeded to glare at him then kick him into the soldier cannon, watching Grif fly off and hit the Elite.

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Jul 28 2007, 06:29 PM

[Lord Revan]

I had a long post typed, but then my computer started going out on me, so I'll just go over it. The Alien gets hit by Grif, both tumble down the hill to rest right behind Sarge who is "humiliating" the corpse. The Elite recovers from behing hit by a flying Grif and knocks Sarga out beofre running away and going invisible.

Grif recovers and Simmons tells him what happened in the brief 25 seconds he was stunned. The Elite arrives at Blue base..... as the Blue team looks over this alien vehicle.....

[Gaius Maximus]

As Gaius watches the two start chating again, Sarge shoots Grif (Again), proving that shotgun isn't buggy. Simmons runs the humiliation test on Grif, as the remains of Warthog blow up, and Sarge yells to start evacuation process number 25. Grif gets up, only to be shot by Donut who appeared out of nowhere, as the Reds trigger the plan.

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Jul 28 2007, 10:40 PM

[Lord Revan]

Church watches the Reds through his sniper rifle, Caboose standing beside him. "Man if I got paid everytime I saw the Reds kill Grif, I'd be freakin' rich." He muttured, lowering the gun. The alien thing he'd seen hit Sarge was gone, and no one knew where it had went.

"Which one is....." Caboose paused, "The pink girl?" Church sighed explosively, "Caboose, I don't know who said you could fight in this war, but I'm going to sue them if I ever find him.... or her."

Walking back into Blue Base, Church didn't notice that Caboose wasn't following. The private was staring at the fully-visible Elite standing right in front of him. "Fluffy? I thought you got exploded." The Elite cocked his head to one side, the camera shifted down to the interior of Blue Base.

[Gaius Maximus]

Gaius observed his team through the scope of sniper rifle. "Oh my god... Why do all plans start with killing Grif?" He sighed. A strange bodyless voice that sounded a lot like Sarge exclaimed "No they don't! One plan doesn't!" "Who's talking?!" Gaius asked. Another bodyless voice, this time Grif's, said "Who's talking?! How 'bout who's singing?!?!" Gaius was majorly confused. "Singing? What..." but the Spartan was cut short by a song 'Oh, we're the Red Team, oh we're the Red Team...'

[Lord Revan]

OCC: I didn't particpate in the Beta, so I'm just inventing what the bases look like.

Church stormed down the ramp, deeper into Blue base, until he suddenly stopped. Turning around he realized that Caboose was not present. "Ca----bo---se!" Church dragged out his teamate's name angerly. When he made it to the top of the winding ramp, he quieted.

There was not sign of Caboose, except for the blue helmet sitting right in front of the door. Church cautiously bent down to inspect the familiar helm. Curiously it wouldn't lift off the ground, as if it was attached.
"Church, what are you doing?" He had been pulling with all of his strength, now Tex had come and surprised him and he let go. Church stumbled and smacked against the wall.

"I left Caboose here a second ago, when I came back, he was gone." The black armored freelancer looked back at the helmet, just as she did the world went upside down. The shock from the explosion caused Church to flying a few feet before rolling head-over-heels on the cold floor.

[Gaius Maximus]

"This is seriously confusing. Red Base is haunted?" gaius exclaimed. "This isn't the Red Base!" A voice said in Mordor Language. Gaius swore in the same language. "This is Barad Dur, the Black Fortress of Sauron!" the voice exclaimed. "Oh, shut up." Gaius said, as the red eye poped out of seemingly nowhere. "Go hunt Frodo or something." "I can't. The vile guy killed me, remember?" Sauron said, using his huge powers to turn green environment of Valhalla into Mordor-ish terrain. "MU-HA-HA!" The evil eye laughed. Saruman poped his head out of the broom closet. "Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!" Aragorn walked out of the bathroom. "Shut up, both of you! You've got pwned. I didn't!" The king shouted. Sauron glared at him. "You've cheated, Gendalf helped you!" Huge eye whinned. "Okay, maybe sheltering all dead LotR characters wasn't such a good idea..." Gaius exclaimed, as Boromir performed his weekly 'Stab-the-evil-wizard' ritual.

This post has been edited by Gaius Maximus: Jul 28 2007, 11:32 PM

[Wolfie]

Guys, stop. That is not the kind of thing th coffee shop is here for. take it to PMs or something

[Gaius Maximus]

Guys, stop. That is not the kind of thing th coffee shop is here for. take it to PMs or something

Whops, sorry. Got a bit too carried on. Resuming to normal discussions...

Anyone here read LotR? Or The Hobbit?

[Lord Revan]

Alright, Wolfie, I can personally just settle for talking about RVB.

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Jul 28 2007, 11:41 PM

[blockhead]

Guys, stop. That is not the kind of thing th coffee shop is here for. take it to PMs or something

Or perhaps the role play area? Looks an interesting story, though I never watched Red vs. Blue so it confuses me a bit. Or does it have to be set in the Elder Scrolls universe to be in that area?

[Pisces]

In news of my life. I got a Fair Trade policy added into the student's association constitution which is quite a good achievement. I am also running for the council of said association and I think I have a fairly good chance of getting in. I am running for fair trade, sustainability, international student rights (who are viewed as cash cows), political representation for Teacher's college students (who are screwed on) and a variety of fun stuff to attract the apathetic student vote.

[Lord Revan]

The characters generally make fun of military life (as well as Halo). Mostly, they never suceed in killing members of the other team. Grif and Simmons of Red Team claim "We don't get paid enough to do anything."

And both teams hate each other as much as they do their fellow teamates, it's basically a giant sit-com as both sides take time out of the daily routine of interacting with each other (only on a few occassions causing casualties) to fight of an evil threat..... and then get back to the good old life of "fighting" the other team and disrespecting your firends as much as your enemies.

[Ibis]

Hey good going Pisces .. and here I thought you were there just to stalk the girls and suck down the beer. I'm not sure what the teachers college students entry is about .. but smart to mention teachers so that they will be aware of your campaign and possibly be on your side. Or if they are not it might even be better so that students vote for you just to piss their teachers off.

Good luck on that anyway .. the fair trade thing is the main thing, eh? Wish it was more prevalent in the US. I only heard of Fair Trade from you and Doomed One, I think it was him.