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[Ibis]

Welcome back Minkey ... we sure missed you alot!! These boys just did get overly rowdy and outa line as soon as you left, and believe me, I don't know how to warfare on boys ... as you can see in the ensuing battle between ....

FLORIDA VERSUS AUSTRALIA

This cartileginous monster is after ME!!

And he knows the only way to defeat a Bird Goddess is to remove her habitat. OOOOhhhh, I knew this was coming!!

Annnnd we are prepared for you fish ... I have an entire navy of underwater divers immersed around the clock with laser jet stabbers just a'huntin' for your barracudas and sharks. Oh yes, I know about the barracuda too. And my entire ground force army who will battle the Akirvari Monkey People you've so horribly enslaved (and after they defeated the Tsaesci Snake People themselves!) My entire Army look like Keanu Reeves and my entire Navy bear the visage of Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

Wait .... I'm getting distracted .... heating up, can't think ... what plans? what invasion? .... oh, oooh, ohhhh!!! (This be the FISH's doing!)

*wink* lazy ain't I, picses?

[minque]

Thanks guys! It´s nice to be missed...hehe

Oh and Ibis....I´m so glad to see you back posting away again! I sure missed you!

[Rane]

Forget about the post limit, let's just keep this one open.



Oops, I posted something. You saw nothing.

[Lord Revan]

Ah, once again, we're back to war. Orbiting Ion Cannons shall aid Pisces as he melts the polar icecaps.

Then a vast airfleet of bombers and fighters will bomb the seawalls and dams of Florida to hasten the flooding!
Repent the end is near!

[minque]

Forget about the post limit, let's just keep this one open.



Oops, I posted something. You saw nothing.

Que????? Hmm ok, I was just going to close it, but whatever you command, my dear Admin!

[DoomedOne]

See how they run like pigs from the gun see how they fly
I'm crying.

hey guys so um... there's way too much to tell so long story short let me just cut out all the good stories that you guys might actually want to read and go straight to what I learned so you all know to just ignore this post.

I think I used to try and follow my intuition, which is a contradiction, you can't force your intuition, it just does what it does. Like, I used to almost think of fate like God, and would constantly try and interpret the deeper reasoning or unseen consequences when it came to everything. I knew it was folly but i did it anyway without meaning to. Two nights ago I was face to face with honest truth, though, I can really screw myself up if I think God or fate has got my back and is just doing stuff to me for some reason and that everything is going to be okay. it was making my sense of prudence and pragmatism quite lazy, and I faced the consequences of that laziness two nights ago and decided never again am I going to put my trust in fate. It's hard to reiterate what I figured out without sounding like an idiot because frankly, it's the most logical, obvious thing in the world to me.

[Pisces]

FLORIDA VERSUS AUSTRALIA

This cartileginous monster is after ME!!

And he knows the only way to defeat a Bird Goddess is to remove her habitat. OOOOhhhh, I knew this was coming!!

Annnnd we are prepared for you fish ... I have an entire navy of underwater divers immersed around the clock with laser jet stabbers just a'huntin' for your barracudas and sharks. Oh yes, I know about the barracuda too. And my entire ground force army who will battle the Akirvari Monkey People you've so horribly enslaved (and after they defeated the Tsaesci Snake People themselves!) My entire Army look like Keanu Reeves and my entire Navy bear the visage of Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

Wait .... I'm getting distracted .... heating up, can't think ... what plans? what invasion? .... oh, oooh, ohhhh!!! (This be the FISH's doing!)

*wink* lazy ain't I, picses?

Haha, the heat has gotten to you, you are 2'500-8'000 km off target. That would be like me getting Florida and Ecuador confused. And what makes you think I am a cartileginous fish?

Also, did I mention I genetically modified some piranhas to be marine? Lets hope your divers have fun. And don't worry, I didn't forget about the lazers on the sharks, I was just saving it as a surprise for Florida's navy, navies aren't very good at attacking numourous fast and manuvourable underwater things.

I saw Rane post!

[Lord Revan]

Originally, I was nuetral in this war, but then Dantrag threatened me and Texas (his N. Carolina being allied with Florida). Well, now its two on two (with Metal Mallet's Ontaro, Canada being nuetral and Jack offering deals to either side).

So, I have F-22 Raptors and houston to bear against Florida and N. Carolina. You may be a bird, Ibis, but Raptors won't hesitate to attack smaller avians.

[The Metal Mallet]

Woo! Now I'm like the Swiss!

[Zarrexaij]

Ahh, I understand. I didn't know that you had dyed it black already. I would do a maroon rinse for mine, but I really don't know how long a rinse would last or if it really all would wash out eventually. Oh well.

It's been dyed black for a long time, I have a bit of blondish regrowth.

[Ibis]

Wow, Zarr .. how unusual. Most people have black roots and dyed blonde hair. You have done the opposite. Well, you always have been a very independent person ... I think therein lies Milanius' crush on you (did I say that?) teheeh

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OMG!!!! I sent the whammer-jammer kamikazie pink flamingo bomber troops to the wrong continent?? Yowl! I'm gonna have to stop having such long war conferences with the Keanu Reeves army top brass. What to do now?? I see that Canada is threatening to attack us; North Carolina is aiding us again and Texas are being the upstarts they usually are about everything. lolol

Time to make a tactical decision. Well, since now Australia and New Zealand are going to be highly pissed at Florida .. I suggest that we simply attack Bornio, Tazmania and Japan too and get the whole Pacific Rim mad at us. The we will negotiate and counter-spy and get them warring with each other.

But I will wait to see what my N. Carolina and friendly Canadian allies think on this matter. Oh ... and I eat Raptors with my cheerios. I am a war goddess bird afterall when it is wartime.

[Gaius Maximus]

(Ignores the waging war and calmly continues to discuss LotR Lore while everything gets loose)

Also, though I might be mistaken. I believe that Saruman was originally Saruman the white. I believe I remember something along the lines of Gandalf being surprised and shocked when Saruman suddenly revealed he was no longer the white, but now of all colours.

Saruman was originally the White, and Gandalf was Grey. Then, Gandalf died and was sent back as White, after which he cast Saruman out of the Order when Saruman revealed that he's now 'Saruman of Many (or all, don't recall) Colors', in response to which Gandalf said something along the lines of 'You have lost any color!' and then the staff breaking and casting out stuff.

I don't think Gandalf was shocked because of that, rather because Saruman betrayed them, but that was back in the very beginning of LotR.

(Dodges a flying raptor) All right, don't make me draw Europe into this war! We've got some pretty nasty stuff here!

[Lord Revan]

Can we strike a bargain, Gauis? PM me.

[jack cloudy]

I don't know much else to say. Ok, Gaius. You win the discussion.

Oh yeah, the deals to either side. Let me give you a list.

Buster Machine number 3: Egg-shaped weapon bigger than a smal planet. It's core consists of Jupiter and a singularity engine. Activating this weapon shall bring the guaranteed destruction of 1/2, 3/4 of the milky way galaxy. PRICE: 50 trillion septims.

Firestorm class Doomstar: A self-repairing Doomstar (Deathstar lookalike) coated in double-layer Xentronium. Weapons consist of roughly 200 autofiring, shield-piercing, continous beam phasors. Also has good protection in the form of temporal shielding. Further accessories include innertial nullification and subspace teleportation. prototype testing resulted in a destruction ratio of 25 Doomstars against one Firestorm before the Firestorm's turn ended. Unfortunately, no hostile Doomstars remained for further testing.
PRICE: 25 trillion septims.

Temporal class hunter: The perfect support unit for the Firestorm, the Temporal class is a small frigate and quite possibly the fastest vehicle in the galaxy with subspace teleportation, innertial nullification and afterburners installed. It also features limited self-repair in case it gets too close to an exploding hostile. It's sole offensive weapon is an array of five stasis field generators. Each field can cover hostiles up to moon-size and freeze them in time. Frozen units can't be harmed but they can't harm anything either. Let the Firestorm clean up any other hostiles and move into position to annihilate the frozen remnants when the Temporal cuts the power on its stasis fields. PRICE: 10 trillion septims.


(The Firestorm and Temporal are my favourite combo in Master of Orion 2: Battle at Antares. And no, I did not overexaggerate their capabilities at all.)

[Gaius Maximus]

Over all of them I'd preffer a squad of Ultramarines... Warhammer 40000 power!

I mean, who could not love a squad of super-enhanced men in huge armor who can take on squads of usual soldiers alone? The only troops to match them in coolness probably are Chaos Marines, but that's only because they're mutated Space Marines with spiky armor (that looks surprisingly like Daedric, only bigger and more advanced (Unless there's a Daedric Jetpack)... O_o).

Gah! Must... stop... obsessing... over... Warhammer 40000!

[Wolfie]

Ooooooooooooooooooookay then.... post limit reached, and then some.. lockage

Forget about the post limit, let's just keep this one open.



Oops, I posted something. You saw nothing.

I guess you did the right thing anyway Wolfie....despite what Raney wrote.... (minque)

[Rane]

My will has been defied. This is unheard of and dare I say, an outrage.

I will now proceed with writing an unearthly long post about this on my personal blog where I shall list all the reasons why this is unacceptable, followed by taking up poetry, dyeing my hair black and buying all Linkin Park albums.