The Duel of the Century, Priest takes on Lord Revan, Sunday Sunday Sunday! Options

[Priest of Sithis]

This is supposed to be funny, nothing racial or language, nothing offensive or severely inconsiderate! This is a battle of wits...

Here we go!

Priest sees Revan in the distance, and, noticing the ridiculous outfit he has chosen to wear, immediately falls to the ground laughing. The sheer magnitude of the outfit surpasses all silliness, and the Priest's own clown costume pales in comparison. The Priest slowly gets up and draws a peashooter out of his pocket and fires Green Giant Sugar Peas at Revan, knowing his weakness to vegetables...

Anyone can post, whether it be recommendations from the audience or new participants...

(Priestlolz)

[Lord Revan]

We shall have a Battle Royal.

It's Royale, lol. I don't really expect this to go anywhere, but we'll see. "You have no taste in clothes, Priest!"

Peas bounce harmlessly of the costume. "I've always eaten carrots and corn, I've recently found that I don't mind steamed brocolli and green beans either." The floor slides away to reveal a bnch of huge speakers beneath them.

"Bullet Proof Skin" blasts from the speakersand Revan has some trouble staying completely upright due to the volume.

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Aug 24 2007, 05:57 AM

[The Metal Mallet]

"Anybody need a steel chair?"

[jack cloudy]

*Comes stomping in a giant mech with v-fins and white+blue+red colourscheme which completely incidentally are the colours on my country's flag*

Now this looks funny. I guess I'll watch. And don't worry about the Gundam. I found it in a hangar with no one around and these things are surprisingly user-friendly. No keys, security codes or even a manual needed. No wonder they always get....um...borrowed for extended periods by third parties at unscheduled time intervals.

[milanius]

We shall have a Battle Royal.

It's Royale, lol.

Don't you mean, "Royale with CHEESE"?
Imagine throwing Travolta from the PULP FICTION on your opponent, he would be brutally splattered by the sheer mass of that... thing...

[jack cloudy]

Cheese? No way, man. We need popcorn!

Popcorn, cheap drinks, snacks, fluffy teddybears to sell. Merchandising is the future.

Buy this Revan doll, or this Priest doll. They even say their names if you pull the cord in their back!


What sparked this battle anyway?

This post has been edited by jack cloudy: Aug 25 2007, 09:20 AM

[Lord Revan]

Well, I just complimented allshallfade on her descrptive skills, that was how this started....... Priest took this way out of proportion. Anyway, he wanted allshallfade to like him better (a little selfish, isn't he?), so it led to this.

[Black Hand]

I'd join. But I'm afraid it is dishonorable to attack an opponent who brought a knife to a gunfight, Revan.

In this battle of wits, POS, I'm afraid you've come unarmed.

Jack Cloudy, what can I say about your work that hasn't been said about Afghanistan? It's bombed out and depleted.

Metal Mallet? Why do they call you that? Everytime someone looks at you they get the urge to whack you with one?

What's that? You wanna retaliate? BRING IT ON!!!!

(The preceding was simply humor and farce typed in the spirit of the of this thread, and in no way was meant to insult anyone. Well, not that much anyway.)

[Gaius Maximus]

Buy this Revan doll, or this Priest doll. They even say their names if you pull the cord in their back!

(Walks in fully clad in Fire Warrior armor, armed with a pulse rifle. (See the Coffee Shop for a pic of it, somewhere in the mess there))

I'll have a Revan doll. For target practice. MU HA HA- (Cough) Dang the air filter in this thing!

(The battle of wits thing)

Black Hand? You're called that because you don't wash the hand?

(And no, I'm not allowed to make good jokes while in this suit...)

[The Metal Mallet]

Awww, you stole my thunder Gaius. Though I was going to say it wad disease-riddled instead of just unclean...

And still, no one has taken up my offering of the steel chair. Will I be the one forced to use it?

[Lord Revan]

*A crane with an insanely powerful refrigerator magnet swings past Gaius and Metal Mallet*

Revan tosses a block of C-4 into a pile of his likeness, "I didn't choose what weapon the Priest fought with, and who says your overblown idea of honor is the same as mine!?"

[Black Hand]

Buy this Revan doll, or this Priest doll. They even say their names if you pull the cord in their back!

(Walks in fully clad in Fire Warrior armor, armed with a pulse rifle. (See the Coffee Shop for a pic of it, somewhere in the mess there))

I'll have a Revan doll. For target practice. MU HA HA- (Cough) Dang the air filter in this thing!

(The battle of wits thing)

Black Hand? You're called that because you don't wash the hand?

(And no, I'm not allowed to make good jokes while in this suit...)

Gaius Maximus, the only man I've met that could give a bottle of aspirin a headache.

I'd make some jokes about the name but I'm trying to keep a 'G' rating for all the kiddies here.

And you wanna know why they call me the black hand? Mallet! Cloudy! Seize the Romanically named one!

(They do so. Black Hand marches forth dramatically and surfully. Then takes off glove revealing a decrepit disease-riddled hand, that is strangley enough, the color black.)

Yes, now you see. (Touches Gaius with it.) Now I suggest getting a cure common disease potion within, oh, (ooks at watch) I'd say fifteen minutes!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Aug 25 2007, 06:36 PM

[Lord Revan]

*Magnet crane pulls Gaius out of Mallet and Cloudy's grip, since they held on longer than necessary, they go sailing across the battlefield.*

[The Metal Mallet]

*Curses as his steel chair is lifted away by the magnet*

Haha! I knew it was diseased riddled! Now keep that thing away from me!

[jack cloudy]

*Runs after the Gundam which was also grabbed by the magnetic crane. It was a powerful magnetic crane.*

Give me back my robot!

Oh, and Black Hand. That was something I did not need to see.

And here's your doll, Gaius.

[Lord Revan]

*Standing on a catwalk, Revan hits a switch*

*Five Laser Tag miniguns come out of the floor, a vest appears on everyone's torso*

"Target settings: Indiscriminate."

"....... Oh, crap."

*Ducks for cover as one of the miniguns takes aim at him*

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Aug 25 2007, 07:19 PM

[The Metal Mallet]

*finds cover*

Argh! Stupid modern technology! It makes things too easy. Battles are meant to be difficult! Of course... modern technology often makes death no so painful. I'd rather be shot dead than die of bloodloss from a severed limb....

[jack cloudy]

*casts a spell*

Haha, Arena-style 100% Sanctuary! Woohoo!

Wait a minute, Arena's sanctuary makes monsters ignore you. Only Morrowind and Oblivion make you untouchable. AAAAHHHH!!!!!

*Dives into the cockpit of the Gundam*

Wew, safe. These things are bulletproof, fortunately.

[Lord Revan]

This is laser tag style, so now we're stuck in a laser tag game.

*Cloudy's gundam falls free from the magent as it is now made of composite plastics instead of Gundanium.*

*A pair of laser tag SMGs appear at Revan's feet, which he picks up* "Nice, now this is finally looking...... up?"

*Mirrors appear on the cieling and walls, minigun lasers reflect off of the mirrors and generally cause chaos*

[Rane]

Is there a point to any of this?