The Duel of the Century

The Duel of the Century, Priest takes on Lord Revan, Sunday Sunday Sunday!

Priest of Sithis	Aug 24 2007, 04:35 AM Post #1
Knower Joined: 7-March 07 From: Ry'leh	This is supposed to be funny, nothing racial or language, nothing offensive or severely inconsiderate! This is a battle of wits... Here we go! Priest sees Revan in the distance, and, noticing the ridiculous outfit he has chosen to wear, immediately falls to the ground laughing. The sheer magnitude of the outfit surpasses all silliness, and the Priest's own clown costume pales in comparison. The Priest slowly gets up and draws a peashooter out of his pocket and fires Green Giant Sugar Peas at Revan, knowing his weakness to vegetables... Anyone can post, whether it be recommendations from the audience or new participants... (Priestlolz) -------------------- If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin. - Ivan Turgenev It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula Le Guin Know yourself and you will win all battles. - Sun Tzu Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur

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Priest of Sithis The Duel of the Century Aug 24 2007, 04:35 AM

milanius ...daaamnit, now I have kitty barf all over the ke... Sep 9 2007, 06:00 PM

Zarrexaij Hey, I had a keyboard that survived many a pop spi... Sep 10 2007, 02:26 AM

minque Hey, I had a keyboard that survived many a pop sp... Sep 10 2007, 06:04 PM

Pisces Hahaha! Funny! I once cleaned my keyboar... Sep 12 2007, 12:13 AM

milanius 1 bukkit, as requested Sep 10 2007, 05:32 PM

milanius I don't clean my keyboard, period. Just wipe t... Sep 10 2007, 07:55 PM

Zarrexaij Or you could make someone clean it, which is just ... Sep 11 2007, 12:09 AM

milanius Or you could make someone clean it, which is just... Sep 11 2007, 02:54 PM

Lord Revan Why not just pay someone? *Note: I'm expectin... Sep 11 2007, 09:53 PM

milanius Lord Rev, Pay?! Blasphemy! Anyhow, I just... Sep 11 2007, 11:03 PM

Zarrexaij Oh, "my" cat has thrown up plenty of tim... Sep 12 2007, 01:05 AM

Lord Revan *Rolls eyes* And this is coming from someone who ... Sep 12 2007, 01:17 AM

Ibis for Lord Revan now I know why Sep 13 2007, 06:31 AM

milanius I have cleaned my keyboard :( no more biochemical ... Sep 13 2007, 05:10 PM

Lord Revan *Skids to a halt and allows for the cord to wrap a... Sep 13 2007, 09:48 PM

milanius *rofles as he shows the cracked mouse's brand ... Sep 13 2007, 10:48 PM

Zarrexaij Ahh, cheap crap off of newegg. Newegg, how I love... Sep 14 2007, 12:50 AM

milanius Quick! Fling some kitty poo at Newegg! Sep 14 2007, 02:00 AM

Zarrexaij I'd rather not. Sep 14 2007, 02:05 AM

Ibis I will ... but I'll spare us all the video of ... Sep 15 2007, 04:10 AM

Zarrexaij Newegg hates me though. Sep 15 2007, 11:51 PM

milanius Newegg hates me though. Alright then, since YOU ... Sep 15 2007, 11:57 PM

Zarrexaij You wasted a perfectly good KFC bucket on that? :( Sep 15 2007, 11:59 PM

milanius You wasted a perfectly good KFC bucket on that? :... Sep 16 2007, 03:16 AM

Zarrexaij Just like it's hard to keep my inner mad god s... Sep 16 2007, 03:30 AM

milanius I can also prove everything leads back to five or... Sep 16 2007, 01:23 PM

Zarrexaij Here's another that will blow your mind. Mila... Sep 17 2007, 01:02 AM

treydog Just had to interrupt long enough to pass this alo... Sep 17 2007, 03:06 AM

milanius Eh, I have no citizenship :( but still, Go Zarr ... Sep 17 2007, 12:48 PM

Ibis Just like it's hard to keep my inner mad god ... Sep 17 2007, 09:43 PM

Zarrexaij Hahaha, treygod, one of my MySpace buddies from my... Sep 18 2007, 12:14 AM

milanius Since Zarr and Milanius seem to be engaged in som... Sep 18 2007, 12:33 AM

Zarrexaij You lack a bukt though, Mil. Sep 18 2007, 12:37 AM

milanius :'( Sep 18 2007, 12:59 AM

Zarrexaij :'(>:D Sep 18 2007, 01:06 AM

milanius *runs from the thread, crying bitter tears of Chao... Sep 18 2007, 01:09 AM

Zarrexaij I is winner! Sep 18 2007, 01:10 AM

Lord Revan *Watches Milanius run off* Hmm...... *Goes back t... Sep 18 2007, 01:22 AM

Ibis *Watches Milanius run off* Hmm...... *Goes back ... Sep 18 2007, 11:54 AM

Pisces Is there a god who teases Ibis and tells all her s... Sep 18 2007, 12:11 PM

Ibis Well, that does it!!! When I read abou... Sep 19 2007, 09:25 AM

Lord Revan *Reads Seth's description, noting "Killin... Sep 19 2007, 01:05 PM

Zarrexaij I claim this page and I claim Pisces' apparent... Sep 20 2007, 01:34 AM

Ibis Zarr is war goddess and she has spoken. :nono: Sep 20 2007, 02:47 AM

Pisces Ah yes, I suck (but still better than Osiris obvio... Sep 20 2007, 11:25 AM

Lord Revan Ah, but Osiris didn't have billions of marines... Sep 20 2007, 01:02 PM

Zarrexaij I hereby throw marshmellows at this thread. :P Sep 21 2007, 12:44 AM

The Metal Mallet Ow! Hey! Watch it! I'm trying to... Sep 21 2007, 06:08 AM

milanius I hereby throw marshmellows at this thread. :P *... Sep 21 2007, 11:25 AM

Lord Revan Ah, for that reason I'm pretty sure you've... Sep 21 2007, 01:01 PM

milanius :blink: where the hell did cheeseburgers come out ... Sep 21 2007, 07:19 PM

Ibis Yes whatever happened to the thread author and ult... Sep 21 2007, 09:21 PM

Lord Revan I have a very high metabolism, therefore I don... Sep 21 2007, 10:41 PM

Zarrexaij *throws cookies and baby carrots at Milanius* Sep 21 2007, 11:38 PM

Ibis She's got razorblades imbedded in them carrots... Sep 22 2007, 12:16 AM

Zarrexaij She's got razorblades imbedded in them carrots... Sep 22 2007, 12:48 AM

milanius About Milanius' cheeseburgers .. this I'm... Sep 22 2007, 12:47 AM

minque Food-fighting huh? I wonder what my contribution w... Sep 22 2007, 12:50 AM

milanius She's got razorblades imbedded in them carrot... Sep 22 2007, 01:12 AM

Ibis *Ibis picks up little Yosemite Sam and chucks him ... Sep 22 2007, 04:51 AM

Zarrexaij *Ibis picks up little Yosemite Sam and chucks him ... Sep 22 2007, 11:48 PM

milanius *Ibis picks up little Yosemite Sam and chucks him... Sep 22 2007, 02:37 PM

minque Minkey, Kottulbar? [or whatever the proper spel... Sep 22 2007, 03:23 PM

Ibis Kottbullar?? Ibis pecks and tastes a meatball lyin... Sep 22 2007, 05:25 PM

milanius Ahhh you want me to throw Köttbullar? (meatballs)... Sep 22 2007, 07:24 PM

milanius ...how do you know Ibis doesn't have tentacle ... Sep 23 2007, 12:32 AM

Ibis Cthulhu? :blink: Sep 23 2007, 12:45 AM

Tellie Throws radioactive snowballs around tha place....H... Sep 23 2007, 01:09 AM

treydog Previously innocent-appearing dachshund, who has b... Sep 23 2007, 01:12 AM

Tellie Starts to eat cheddar (can't help it, I love c... Sep 23 2007, 01:20 AM

Zarrexaij Lambda lambda lambda. Looks like this job is for ... Sep 23 2007, 02:30 AM

milanius *Summons his Lv18 Elven Sorcerer chick from NWN1, ... Sep 23 2007, 02:36 AM

Pisces Throws radioactive snowballs around tha place....... Sep 23 2007, 02:56 AM

Lord Revan *Forms a psychic cacoon and hovers far enough off ... Sep 23 2007, 03:09 AM

Tellie uses enchanted unbreakable umbrella(pink) for prot... Sep 23 2007, 03:09 AM

milanius Correction - We now have GBU-28 Swarm. Bunker Bus... Sep 23 2007, 03:13 AM

Zarrexaij *summons a grue* Sep 23 2007, 03:16 AM

Lord Revan The combined Fleets of Virtarak, Naryyn, and Plys... Sep 23 2007, 04:14 AM

Ibis Lord Revan is not bombing the world that Ibis is i... Sep 23 2007, 10:50 AM

minque Throws radioactive snowballs around tha place....... Sep 23 2007, 12:44 PM

Zarrexaij *watches as the grue wreaks havoc* Sep 24 2007, 12:23 AM

milanius *walks in with his newly crafted big ******* Tesla... Sep 24 2007, 12:55 AM

treydog Anubis, tormented by fleas, reverts to dachshund f... Sep 24 2007, 01:14 AM

milanius ...you know what's scary, Trey? You almost rea... Sep 24 2007, 01:21 AM

minque *Fat hairy cogar-kitty sees Dachs-Anubis approach ... Sep 24 2007, 01:51 AM

Zarrexaij *Zarrexaij implodes* Sep 24 2007, 02:22 AM

treydog Between his own wet-dog odor, the kitty barf, and ... Sep 24 2007, 02:32 AM

Ibis Ibis welcomes Anuba-dasch into the land of the dea... Sep 24 2007, 02:45 AM

minque .. we are told that treydoggie is excellent a... Sep 24 2007, 07:29 AM

milanius I'm in a bad mood this morning, so this time I... Sep 24 2007, 10:48 AM

Ibis Eheheh, was afraid you were gonna use it on yourse... Sep 24 2007, 11:57 AM

treydog Hapless Anubis/dachs, lured back by the silence of... Sep 24 2007, 01:08 PM

milanius Eheheh, was afraid you were gonna use it on yours... Sep 24 2007, 01:32 PM

minque *Cougar-Kitty makes a leap for the stick thrown by... Sep 24 2007, 03:50 PM

Ibis Wow, we have a new thread format now! Never ha... Sep 24 2007, 09:28 PM

minque Awesome Ibis! Cougar-Kitty just found a poem ... Sep 24 2007, 09:34 PM

Zarrexaij *Zarrexaij's remnants begin to emit an unearth... Sep 25 2007, 01:29 AM

treydog Calmed and inspired by the poetry, Anubis decides ... Sep 25 2007, 01:31 PM

milanius *Zarrexaij's remnants begin to emit an uneart... Sep 25 2007, 02:24 PM

minque Cougar-K/Bastet reads poetry and immediately start... Sep 25 2007, 05:55 PM

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