Yes, yes, yes, I'm back hooray all that usual stuff. But I just felt the need to bring this news to you guys. That aside:
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OMG, OMG, OMG!!
The Elder Scrolls V is finally announced!!!!!! Saw it on UESP today. Unbelievable... Shocking.... Ashtonishing...
"Bethesda Softworks announced today, April 1st, that the next version of the Elder Scrolls series, the long awaited TES V, will be... A RETRO GAME?!
Bethesda spokeperson, Opal Firlo, announced that the next game would 'revisit' Pacman- the popular franchise from the 80's, and abandon typical RPG elements in favor of choices, such as 'Flap Or Oil' which would see the protagonist flying out of harm's way or oiling themselves to slide out of an enemy's grasp.
In addition, a geography element will be added to the game- a player will be able to select 'Polar if Lo' option to head back to a base if seriously damaged. This reviewer found a cheat code to finish the game: typing ' I ALL PROOF' will prevent the character from dying, but if the player can find the 'Poor Flail' or 'Flair Pool', that shouldn't be an issue"
- From UESP's Roving Reporter, Opal Firlo.
.... This is a joke, yes? Abandoning RPG Elements, the one that made it famous btw, for Retro stuff? I don't know but one thing is certain for me, I WILL CRY IN A CORNER BECASUE OF THIS! LOL!
This is just brutal for me!