haute ecole rider: Eventually Teresa will get to the Valus Mountains. After all, some say that the Last King of the Ayleids escaped to some hidden valley there...
Thomas Kaira: That looks perfect for Argonian seasonings! Cajuns put their god, his son, and his holy ghost in their rice though? Those Christians are so wacky!
Olen: I never really thought about whether Tamika's or Surile was red or white. I suppose they might make both. My understanding is that the color comes out based on whether the peels are left on the grapes or removed at the start of the wine-making process.
Tadrose might indeed be interested. We shall see, eventually.
Acadian: Delphine's cooking class! *imagines Enemies Explode used on a a bowl of spaghetti* Now that scares me!
I am glad the foresty-parts showed through. I wanted to keep that reminder alive that Teresa is indeed a forest creature, not a city one.
Captain Hammer: Those are not really chapters, just segments. The last five posts and this coming one are a single chapter. It would be too big to put in one post, so I break it up into pieces when I post.
Yes indeed though, Teresa is finding herself feeling at home in the Bravil FG. That was one of the most important things I wanted to show in this chapter.
Jacki Dice: We will be seeing more of those mountains in the future, when Teresa climbs one.
Grits: The dinner talk was hard to write, and I am still not fully satisfied with it. As you and Acadian both noted it is difficult to write dialogue with three or more people present.
mALX: I also noted that I have not put a pic of Teresa in a while. So that will be fixed in this post.
Those aren't man-boobs, those are muscle! Tell her Naughty Haute!
Keep in mind that Pappy served people along with Tadrose. So I guess that goes with his boobs?
Next: In our previous episode Teresa sat down to dinner with the rest of her guild. Next we finish the meal, and meet another fighter.
Chapter 29.6 - A Day In The Life Screenshot"Speaking of bringing on board," Tadrose said, turning to look at both Teresa and Ancondil. "We have some good news for the both of you." After a nod from Pappy, the Dunmer continued. "Thanks to a packet ship that came through from the Imperial City this morning, both of your background checks came though early. You are now full members of the Fighters Guild. Congratulations!"
Teresa could not suppress a real smile as the dark elf clapped her on the back. The wood elf wondered if it was just her imagination, or if the Dunmer's hand really did linger for longer than necessary against her flesh. She let her own hand fall casually, and made sure to accidently brush her fingers against the other woman's linen-clad thigh. Exactly as Nerussa would have done.
Out of the corner of her eye she saw Pappy likewise congratulating Ancondil. Yet her mind was still on the memory of Tadrose's touch, and the feeling of the dark elf's skirt beneath her fingers. Another toast followed, and Teresa buried herself in the soft, but potent flavor of the wine as she imagined what it might feel like to hold the vice-commander's hand.
"You never said you had so many friends in high places," Pappy said, looking at Teresa. "It turns out that not only the grandmaster of the Blades has high praise for you, but the legate of the Fifth Legion as well. Even the prefect of the Fifth's training camp sent a glowing letter of recommendation about you."
"The Grandmaster of the Blades?" Chance asked with a raised brow, clearly incredulous. "You mean you know Baurus himself?"
"Well, I only met him a few times really." Teresa squirmed in her chair. "We were both there when the Emperor died. Uriel that is, not his son."
"You were there when the Emperor died?" now it was Ancondil's turn to stare with amazement.
"She was," Pappy said plainly. "I didn't believe it when she first told me either, but I have it all in writing from the grandmaster. She killed the Emperor's assassin in hand-to-hand combat, and carried the Amulet of Kings - through the wilderness alone mind you - to Grandmaster Jauffre at Weynon Priory."
Chance whistled, while the others simply looked in with a mixture of amazement and admiration. None of which made Teresa feel much better. She just wished they would talk about something else, and stop staring at her.
"So what was he like?" Tavian asked eagerly, "the Emperor I mean?"
"Like no one else," Teresa breathed, seeing the old man's face in her memory. It was only with a supreme effort of will that she was able to keep her voice from cracking when she spoke. "It was like his eyes could see into your soul. When he talked to you, there was no one else in the world. He made you feel like you were better than you really were, like there was nothing you couldn't do."
"Yeah," Pappy agreed wistfully, "that was him. He gave me my Grass Crown. He made you feel like you were ten feet tall and could take on the world. They say it's the dragonblood the Emperors have. It makes them different from other mortals."
That left the table in silence for long moments, until Ancondil finally broke the spell. "So how do you know the legate then?" He turned to Teresa. "If I might ask?"
"I send all the inquiries to the cornicularius of the Fifth," Pappy explained as Teresa shrugged her shoulders. "Apparently he remembered her name from some other reports that came across his desk a little while ago, something to do with her pal Volsinius being awarded the Grass Crown… So he passed the background check along to him and the legate."
"It seems you are more famous than you give yourself credit for Teresa," Tadrose smiled beside her. "Apparently you helped the centurion at the end of the Crisis as well as assisting the Blades at the beginning of it."
"Volsinius says that during the battle for the Imperial City, a daedroth was about to pop his head off like a cork. But you stepped up and made a point-blank shot into its mouth." Pappy said around a mouthful of fish. "Put your arrow right through the back of its head and killed it like that!" the Imperial snapped his fingers for emphasis.
"Well, I just did what I had to…" Teresa wanted to sink in her chair, and imagined she must be redder than a lobster. "Vols is the real hero, he saved us all."
"Well, according to the centurion, you are the one who saved
him," Tadrose said, still smiling. "Not just that time, but also by making a healing of potion on the spot after the battle was over. He said he would have bled to death if it had not been for you."
"Yeah," Pappy continued, appearing to delight in her discomfort, "your friend Vols said - and I quote - 'Vitellus, you'd be a damn bigger fool than when I knew you on the Waterfront if you don't take that girl. She's a pain in the neck, but worth any ten legionaries in the Fifth.' As soon as he said pain the neck, I knew it was definitely our Teresa he was talking about!"
That brought a chorus of laughter from the table, and a welcoming hand from Tadrose on Teresa's shoulder. The latter almost made up for the embarrassment that she felt. The wood elf practically thanked Raven when Ancondil came to her rescue.
"So you know this Centurion Volsinius then?" the orc asked the guild commander.
"Yeah, we served together when I first mustered in," Pappy explained, turning his gaze to Ancondil. "I was just a hastatus posterior back then, and he was a legionary in my century. Meaner than a Daedric prince, and twice as big, that was him." the Imperial turned his gaze back to Teresa. "I don't know how you got on his good side kid. When I knew that ogre he never had anything good to say about anyone."
"It's a long story," Teresa breathed, her tongue feeling the blank spot between her molars. In her mind's eye she pictured him lying bandaged in the tower, telling her about how he had murdered the man who maimed Simplicia. "Back from before I was even born, really."
"Hey, you won the Grass Crown too right?" Chance filled the silence that had developed after the Bosmer's words, looking at Pappy "So you're a hero too."
"That was a long time ago kid," Pappy said, waving his hand, "ancient history."
"Except when he wants to get into a woman's skirt," Tadrose observed, "then it suddenly becomes much more current…"
That brought another chorus of laughs, including one from Pappy himself. "Well, a good fighter does whatever he has to in order to reach his objective," the Colovian smiled.
"C'mon, I'm serious," Chance continued with a faraway look in his eyes, "you're a real hero, like Julian of Anvil and Emperor Martin. I wish I could be like that. But I never was very good at being noble, or true, or any of the other knightly virtues."
"Knightly virtues…" Pappy snorted. "You've been listening to too many bards son. Just name a hero, and I'll prove he's a bum."
"Oh come now, what about the Emperor?" Ancondil sputtered. "He was a veritable saint!"
"What he means is that our society creates a false image of heroes," Tadrose explained before Pappy could reply, "overemphasizing their good qualities to the point of pure fiction, and hiding their negative sides. The people you hear about in bard's tales do not exist, they never could, because real people are not so perfect."
"Real heroes are ugly," Pappy continued after her. "They're fat, missing teeth, or losing their hair. They cheat on their wives, get in fights with their friends, drink too much, or drown themselves in skooma. They screw up and act like idiots."
"But when the dreck starts, they stand in the line and deliver," Pappy went on. "That's all a hero is, someone you can count on to stand by you, no matter what the cost. If you kids want to see a hero, then look around you. The people sitting at this table are the real heroes, every damn one of you."
"You may not think so," Teresa could not help but to notice how the former centurion's eyes leveled upon her as he spoke those words, "but I know so. Between the legion and the guild I've been in this business for over twenty years. I know the blowhards from the genuine article. That's why you are all sitting here and no one else. You kids all have what it takes, and then some."
"Pappy's been at the Surilie Brothers brandy again!"
Along with everyone else, Teresa turned her head to the door. There stood a young Breton. His wavy brown hair hung down to his shoulders, and his eyes glittered with mirth. He wore a simple green tunic with brown sleeves. A wide belt wrapped around his waist, holding up a pair of brown hunter's pants beneath. An ornately-hilted arming sword hung from one of his hips, and a kite-shaped shield was slung over his shoulder by its strap. He dropped a sack by his feet with a loud clatter of metal, and Teresa imagined it might contain the pieces of a suit of plate armor given the bulges from within.
Screenshot"Vincent!" Tadrose was the first to exclaim. "We were not expecting you back for another week!"
"Yeah, well instead of taking the old shoe-leather all the way back, I hopped the ferry at Pell's Gate to the Waterfront," the young man said in that soft, almost musical tone that all Bretons seemed to possess. He unslung his shield and sword and laid them against one wall. "Then I hitched a ride on a ship for High Rock as soon I got there, didn't even have time for lunch at
The Bloated Float. We just put in here for the night a few minutes ago."
"Well sit down kid and take a load off," Pappy said with a grin. "Say hello to your new guild mates. That shifty pirate over by you is named Chance, 'cause his mother took one." The Colovian winked before gesturing at Ancondil and Teresa. "This big green fella here is Ancondil, our resident poet and musician. Finally that stringy wood elf next to Tadrose is none other than Teresa, a secret agent and preeminent Daedra-slayer from the Imperial City."
"This grinning meathead here is Vincent Galien," Pappy finally said, raising his brandy to the young Breton, "the prodigal son of the Bravil guild himself, returned from three weeks of drunken stupor in the fine city of Skingrad."
"Hey, I am so glad to meet you all!" the Breton clasped a welcoming hand on Chance's shoulder before sitting down beside the Redguard and making himself a plate. "This means I'm not the fetching new guy anymore!"
"Now there is knightly virtue at its finest!" Ancondil chuckled before taking a sip of brandy.
"Hey, I heard this great joke in Skingrad!" the Breton's eyes lit up as he poured himself a glass of the same liquor. "Two ogres are eating a jester. One looks to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?'"
Note: Pappy statement "Just name a hero, and I'll prove he's a bum." is a real life quote from Gregory "Pappy" Boyington