Jacki Dice: Yep, Tadrose knows exactly how to give it back when it comes to banter. I am sure she was taught the fine arts of verbal sparring when she was a young noble back in Morrowind.
haute ecole rider: That was a fun episode to write, specifically because of the boys being boys.
Olen: Teresa has indeed been learning. The Fighters Guild has given her a great deal of confidence, enough to sling back crude comments of her own these days!
Storm-Tail's behaviour is something I have based around RL reptiles such as crocodiles. They can be absolutely still for hours, and then explode into sudden action. So most of the time Storm-Tail keeps that silent and still exterior, just waiting and watching the world go by around them. I am not really sure what he thinks of all this romance business either to be honest. The game is unclear on exactly how that works with Argonians, or if they even reproduce though sex at all. The game says they are descended from the Hist trees, and I believe some sources suggest that is what they are born from as well.
Acadian: I am sure the teasing would have been little different if it had been Ancondil and Teresa! Vincent and Chance will take any opportunity to let their young maleness out, especially Vincent. Pappy's entrance and good chow coming next!
King Coin: I am glad Valerius and the chair was funny. I was afraid it might come across as being too extreme. This being the Fighters Guild, they tend to be extreme and physical though...
McBadgere: Sadly, no more scenes quite as warm as that one in the rest of the chapter. But there will be more excellent interactions between members of the guild.
ghastley: Morghak did congratulate Teresa on her scars several chapters ago, before she related the story of her doomed relationship with Agronak. With the way Vincent puts his foot in his mouth, I'd say he needs to practice all forms of self-defense. Maybe starting by learning a shield spell.
Grits: T&T are in that new-relationship/everything is hot stage you get when you first meet someone. So expect lots of physical interaction in the near future.
Morghak was fun to write there, precisely because of how she is such a contrast to the cultured Ancondil. She is an old-school orc, and it is good to let that out sometimes.
Previously On Teresa Of The Faint Smile: Our last episode saw Teresa meet Tadrose and the other members of the guild in the dining room. Her relationship with Tadrose was the subject of much good-natured teasing by Chance and Vincent, but both of the elves gave back the banter in equal measure. Next, Pappy makes his entrance, and several guests arrive.
Chapter 43.3 – Hand of Fire"Will you meatheads stop picking on Vincent?" Pappy's voice came out from the doorway to the kitchen. "He was born that way, he can't help it."
The guild commander was dressed in black and gold linen, and wiped his hands with a rag. "Now we've got company coming, so I want everyone on their best behavior. That means no shooting dice on the table during dinner!" First he stared at Chance. Then he turned his gaze to Vincent "No jokes about naked werewolves and their staffs!" Finally he set his eyes upon Teresa and Tadrose. "And you two… just keep your clothes on until dinner's over alright?"
Teresa felt her cheeks flush warm as laughter rose from around the table. Tadrose gave her one last welcome hug with her arm, then let her hand drop under the table. The armorer's fingers clasped around hers, and her face glowed with a smile. Clearly, she was not embarrassed. Nor did anyone else appear to be.
"So we shall be entertaining guests?" Ancondil asked as the last of the chuckles died away.
"I presume they are part of this contract we are all preparing for?" Valerius added.
"Aye," Pappy nodded, and leaned back against the doorframe. "We got a battlemage coming from the Mages Guild to help us out on this one." That brought more than one raised eyebrow from around the table. Teresa could count the number of missions they had performed with help subcontracted to Mages Guild on one hand. She had been on none of those contracts however. She wondered what it would be like, to work with a battlemage trained at the Arcane University?
"Is it Delphine?" Vincent asked. His mirth had vanished, and now his face was all business.
"No," the guild commander shook his head. "She's already on another job, out of the city. We are getting new meat, some girl named-"
"Saya." Everyone's head turned to the far doorway. Standing within it was a Dunmer in gleaming black velvet and lace. Her torso was hugged by a corset of black leather, faced with panels of silk embroidered in a twisting floral pattern. Her long, straight hair was milky white, and parted to one side. Red eyes burned from eye sockets shaded black, and her lips gleamed with the same color. Even her fingernails were lacquered with a glimmering shade of ebony.
"Saya Aren."
ScreenshotTeresa felt her breath catch in her throat as the Dunmer sauntered into the room. She did not walk, so much as glide across the floor. Her hips swung like a bell as she moved, and the wood elf noted that she planted her feet heel to toe with each step. The high heels of her court shoes clicked on the floor as she sidled up next to Chance, and Teresa realized that she was holding her breath as the battlemage sat down beside the Redguard.
By Dibella, why could she not look like that? Saya was everything a woman was supposed to be. Her body was an hourglass of plump breasts, narrow waist, and wide hips. All were even more accentuated by the corset she wore. Her skin was smooth and appeared to be soft as silk. Her every motion was made with grace and refinement. Most of all her eyes, those deep red eyes, burned with the promise of sensual delights.
Teresa hated her already.
"And you are?" Saya said, staring deeply into Chance's eyes.
"Scum and Villainy," Pappy said before the Redguard could respond. "Actually he's scum," the guild commander fist gestured to Vincent, and then pointed to Chance. "He's villainy."
"Good," Saya replied coolly. Her gaze went from Pappy and back to Chance. "I like scoundrels."
"Well then Saya," Chance took her hand and gently kissed it. "Let me be the first scoundrel to welcome you to the Fighters Guild. I'm looking forward to working - closely - with you." His eyes never left those of Saya, nor were his fingers in any hurry to stray from hers.
"Cool your heatstones loverboy." Pappy laughed, tossing the rag at Chance. "We've got business to talk about."
"And food too," Morghak said. "You promised us a meal."
"And you'll have it," Pappy replied. "Once our last two guests arrive. I think that might be them now."
The sound of footsteps came from the hallway outside, and a moment later Tavian ushered in a pair of men who could scarcely be more unalike. The first was a squat Breton whose skin was lined and weathered with age. His beard was snowy white, as was the hair that spilled out from under the brim of his wide hat. He was dressed in worn and dirty buckskins, and a hand axe was tucked into his belt. He lumbered into the room like a tired animal. But the old man did not look feeble to Teresa's eyes. Rather he appeared as tough as the leather of his shoes.
ScreenshotThe man who followed him was tall and slender, dressed in fine red velvet and silk. He had the olive skin of a Nibenean, and his jet black hair and goatee were short and neatly trimmed. Teresa imagined his features were what most women considered handsome. He was young, perhaps only a few years older than Chance and Vincent. But unlike them, his hands were not callused from weapons, nor was his skin bronzed from exercise in the sun.
Screenshot"Well dip me in moose dung!" the old Breton exclaimed as his eyes set upon Pappy. "If it isn't Centurion Vitellus!"
"Mad Josse Kermor!" Pappy grinned, and strode across the room to shake hands with the older man, and slapped one hand across his back. "I didn't even know you were in Cyrodiil. I thought you were down in Valenwood, working with the Third as a civilian scout?"
"Well I was," the Breton said. "But you might say I had me a little misunderstanding with that legate of theirs. I thought it'd be politic to make tracks, afore anything untoward happened to my skin. So I mosied on over this a' ways."
"That Mede is a snake in the grass," the guild commander said. "What'd you do? Piss in his best brandy?"
"Well, you might say so," the Breton began. "I said he was an idjit in one o' his war councils. What with the way he was pullin' troops out o' Summerset for no good reason. That was afore all the trouble with the goldenrods o' course."
The Nibenean beside the pair cleared his throat, and Pappy turned to offer his hand. "You must be the Lady's agent then?"
"Indeed commander," Teresa wondered if she saw the young Imperial wince under Pappy's handshake? She felt sorry for the man, who plainly a bureaucrat. She knew all too well the strength the Colovian fighter possessed. After all, she had endured the same iron grip her first day at the guild as well. "Laberius Maesa, at your service."
Pappy released the unfortunate parchment knight, and turned to introduce each of the members of the guild in turn. He bid them all to sit, and waved for Tavian to follow him back into the kitchen. The pair emerged a moment later with platters piled high with food, and set them upon the table.
There were kabobs loaded with cubes of roasted lamb, onion, peppers, eggplant, and mushrooms. Chicken shawarma mixed with hummus and pine nuts filled a wide bowl. Another was loaded with fattoush salad, and finally came a platter of deep-fried falafel balls packed into pockets of pita bread, and laced with tahini paste.
"By Zeht's plow!" Chance exclaimed as he reached for a kabob. "This is just like home!"
"I thought you might like a little taste of Hammerfell," Pappy said as he eased into a chair. "It's been a while since I made Redguard food. I didn't want to lose my touch."
"You'll never lose that old man," Vincent mumbled around a mouthful of shawarma. "Damn, this stuff is good."
Teresa ladled fattoush and falafel onto her plate, while Tadrose filled their glasses with Tamika's. She started with the salad, making note of the fried chips of pita bread. She imagined that would be the only difficult part to make. The rest was simply lettuce and other vegetables, such as cucumbers, onions, radishes, olives, and peppers. She made a mental note to have Pappy show her how he prepared the bread chips. Once she knew that, she could make it herself.
"Shall we be joined by another?" Laberius looked at the plate which Tavian had prepared, in front of an empty chair.
The table grew silent. Teresa found herself staring at the empty chair. For a moment she saw Marius sitting there in his mail armor. He leaned forward with his elbows on the table, chin resting on his folded hands. A soft smile crested his features, and his eyes sparkled as they looked back at Teresa.
Then he was gone.
"That space is for those ones who are no longer with us." It was Storm-Tail who broke the silence. Teresa was not sure if it was only her imagination, but his voice sounded even harsher than normal for Argonian vocal chords. "These ones never forget our own."
Teresa could easily imagine whom Storm-Tail must see in that chair. Tadrose had told her about his father Morning-Star - one of the many guild members who had fallen at Bruma. She knew that it was his father's armor and sword that Storm-Tail carried in battle, and she had no doubt that he was the reason that the Argonian had joined the guild.
Teresa glanced at Tadrose beside her, and saw that the Dunmer was also staring at the chair with a faraway look. In fact, so too did the other Bruma survivors - Vincent, Pappy, and Valerius. Who did they see in that chair? How many old friends had joined them tonight?
"Well I gotta say, this here Hammerfell fare sure beats week-old corn-dodgers!" Mad Josse broke the somber mood by speaking through a mouth full of shawarma.
"Corn dodgers?" Ancondil asked, "What pray tell might those be?"
"Balls of hot water cornbread," the aging Breton answered. "Made by Miss Nilawen herself at
The Fair Deal."
"Why on Nirn are they called that?" the Dunmer battlemage asked.
"Well, 'cause they're usually dodging corn whiskey in my stomach!"
The table erupted in laughter. While chuckling herself, Teresa made a mental note to try to talk to Nilawen and get her recipe as well. She might make a batch of them for her next trip into the forest.
"So how is it that we have such excellent company tonight Pappy?" Chance's gaze went from the curvy Dunmer beside him, to the guild commander at the head of the table.
"Aye," Morghak said, "and why is it we spent all afternoon sharpening up stakes?"
"It's like Bruma isn't it?" Vincent said seriously. "We're taking on so many we need to make fortifications. Is it the high elves?"
"All right, all right you meatheads." Pappy raised his hands for silence. When the table had finally quieted down, he set his hands back on the table. "We have a contract alright, and for the entire guild this time. And no, we're not going to war, not with Summerset at least."
"Last week goblins overran the Lady Scaurus' gold mine, off of the Green Road north of here. They killed or drove off all the miners, and set up shop in the mine. We've been hired to take it back."
"Is this not a mission for the City Guard?" Ancondil asked, "or the Imperial Legion?"
"The Count is unable to lend assistance," Laberius Maesa spoke up, "and the Legion's resources are stretched too thinly to take action. That is why the Lady has elected to contract your guild's services."
"Count Terentus has troops stationed in the villages less than a day away," Valerius declared sourly, "yet he refuses to budge them."
"Why not?" Chance asked. "I mean he's a drunken fetcher for sure, but if he's got the manpower right there…"
"The Count is jealous of Lady Scaurus," Tadrose said quietly. "The city loves her, from prole to patrician. While everyone hates him."
"Aye," Valerius agreed. "Terentus would love to see the Lady suffer. Even now the fetcher must be laughing in his cups."
"Are we aware of the numbers we shall be facing?" Ancondil asked, rubbing one hand thoughtfully against his chin.
"Eighty to a hundred," Tadrose replied. "Possibly more."
Vincent whistled loudly. "That's a whole tribe of the bounders, or near to it."
"Given the numbers, shall your guild be sufficient for this undertaking commander?" Maesa inquired. "Perhaps we should acquire more men first?"
"We don't need more fighters," Morghak rumbled. "Just show us where they are, and we'll show you a hundred dead goblins."
"Aye," Tadrose agreed. "Have no fears, our guild is more then up to the task. Our chapter has defeated far greater threats, alone and together."
A hundred goblins! Teresa's mind whirled. Just three of them had nearly killed her in the Imperial City sewers! How could they stand a chance against so many?
Yet when she looked at Tadrose and Pappy, she found no sign of bluster or uncertainty in their eyes. Rather their faces were set with absolute certainty in the capability of the guild.
In Teresa's mind's eye, their soft clothing was replaced by armor of human and merish steel. A glance across the table showed the rest of her guild likewise attired for war. She thought of them all standing together, as they did in drill every morning on the practice field. Just like that, her doubts melted away.
They could do it. They would do it. Nothing could stand against her guild. Not when they stood and fought as one. Teresa looked back to Laberius Maesa, her eyes just as certain and determined as those of Tadrose and Pappy. "We are the best chapter in the Fighters Guild," she declared. "You can tell the Lady Scaurus that her mine shall be back in her hands shortly."
This post has been edited by SubRosa: May 19 2012, 02:37 PM