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| SubRosa |
 Jul 7 2010, 03:19 AM
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Yesterday I was crossing the bridge at Fort Alessia and saw something strange out in Lake Rumare. It looked like someone on horseback swimming across the lake. I dove in to take a closer look, and sure enough, it was an Imperial Legion rider. How on Nirn he ever decided to go swimming with Mr. Ed I have no idea. He even paused several times to dismount, swim over to mudcrabs, and kill them. Then he would go back to his horse and mount up again (still in the water mind you), and they would swim on. It was the weirdest thing ever. Has anyone else ever seen these maritime patrols? Where was this guy when the Bloated Float was hijacked?
The battleship Talos That mudcrab won't sink any more Imperial ships This post has been edited by SubRosa: Jul 7 2010, 03:20 AM -------------------- Teresa of the Faint Smile: Adventures of a Stringy Bosmer
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| Acadian |
Jul 9 2010, 06:26 PM
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Ooh, thanks for the screenies. I think the only such nonsense I've seen is a Legion Rider patroling inside a giant boulder. I will occasionally see them ride across the Niben, but that sort of makes sense.
I do sometimes see deer diving for clams though!  This post has been edited by Acadian: Jul 9 2010, 06:27 PM -------------------- |
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| Bolzmania |
Jul 11 2010, 12:19 PM
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I've fought MUDCRABS more fiercer than you!
-------------------- "When a man lies, he murders some part of the world"
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| SubRosa |
Jul 11 2010, 10:05 PM
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Knower Joined: 14-March 10 From: Between The Worlds |
And indeed they have!
Here is another example of Imperial madness. Apparently this forester is placing a rock under arrest... -------------------- Teresa of the Faint Smile: Adventures of a Stringy Bosmer
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| Acadian |
Jul 12 2010, 12:04 AM
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Finder Joined: 14-March 10 From: Las Vegas and Bravil |
Wonderful screenie!
Seems those Forresters like to shoot deer (and sometimes other inaccurate Forresters). Perhaps a deer wandered into the rock and the Forrester is arresting the rock for hunting deer without the proper license. Perhaps the Forrester is hunting a deer beyond the rock and the rock is blocking his shot. It would seem prudent then, to arrest the rock for interfering with a member of the Legion in the official performance of his duties. Now, should the rock chose to resist arrest, I suspect the Forrester may need more arrows to subdue the stony suspect.  This post has been edited by Acadian: Jul 12 2010, 12:09 AM -------------------- |
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| Destri Melarg |
Jul 13 2010, 08:12 AM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Jul 11 2010, 04:04 PM)  Perhaps a deer wandered into the rock and the Forrester is arresting the rock for hunting deer without the proper license. Perhaps the Forrester is hunting a deer beyond the rock and the rock is blocking his shot. It would seem prudent then, to arrest the rock for interfering with a member of the Legion in the official performance of his duties. Now, should the rock chose to resist arrest, I suspect the Forrester may need more arrows to subdue the stony suspect. Perhaps the rock is in cahoots (I've always wanted to use that word!) with the deer, acting as a diversion while the deer makes good its escape. In that case I believe that the poor beleaguered Forester is well within his rights to detain the offending sedimentary impediment! -------------------- |
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| SubRosa |
Jul 13 2010, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Jul 13 2010, 03:12 AM) QUOTE(Acadian @ Jul 11 2010, 04:04 PM) Perhaps a deer wandered into the rock and the Forrester is arresting the rock for hunting deer without the proper license. Perhaps the Forrester is hunting a deer beyond the rock and the rock is blocking his shot. It would seem prudent then, to arrest the rock for interfering with a member of the Legion in the official performance of his duties. Now, should the rock chose to resist arrest, I suspect the Forrester may need more arrows to subdue the stony suspect. Perhaps the rock is in cahoots (I've always wanted to use that word!) with the deer, acting as a diversion while the deer makes good its escape. In that case I believe that the poor beleaguered Forester is well within his rights to detain the offending sedimentary impediment! Perhaps it is actually the infamous Grey Rock, the well known accomplice of the Grey Fox? Known for stealing dirt from the rich and giving it to the poor across Cyrodiil. -------------------- Teresa of the Faint Smile: Adventures of a Stringy Bosmer
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| DarkZerker |
Jul 14 2010, 03:22 AM
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You know...this just made my day.
Heck, maybe the horse was trained for IANI Imperial Army Naval Idiocy. -------------------- Never argue with an idiot, They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Riden's Creed Kill your target Do not second guess your client. Riden's NEW Journal of Cyrodiil |
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| Kiln |
Jul 22 2010, 01:15 PM
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Mouth  Joined: 22-June 05 From: Balmora, Eight Plates |
There are two forresters killing eachother literally every time I go near...Bruma I think.
-------------------- If you make something idiot proof...someone will invent a better idiot...
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| Bolzmania |
Aug 11 2010, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 22 2010, 02:15 PM) There are two forresters killing eachother literally every time I go near...Bruma I think. Same here.... -------------------- "When a man lies, he murders some part of the world"
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| mALX |
Aug 25 2010, 04:49 PM
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 Knower Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Jul 6 2010, 10:19 PM) Yesterday I was crossing the bridge at Fort Alessia and saw something strange out in Lake Rumare. It looked like someone on horseback swimming across the lake. I dove in to take a closer look, and sure enough, it was an Imperial Legion rider. How on Nirn he ever decided to go swimming with Mr. Ed I have no idea. He even paused several times to dismount, swim over to mudcrabs, and kill them. Then he would go back to his horse and mount up again (still in the water mind you), and they would swim on. It was the weirdest thing ever. Has anyone else ever seen these maritime patrols? Where was this guy when the Bloated Float was hijacked? The battleship Talos That mudcrab won't sink any more Imperial ships ROFL !!! That is hilarious !!! -------------------- |
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