Worst food combination you've ever eaten. Options

[King Of Beasts]

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

I would just go to bed if I were you, lol

[King Of Beasts]

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

I would just go to bed if I were you, lol

I can't sleep.

[mALX]

I made brownies with butterscotch chips today. They are delicious...

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

What did I tell you about you and the kitchen? STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! Some people are not meant to go there.



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This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 6 2013, 11:07 PM

[King Of Beasts]

I made brownies with butterscotch chips today. They are delicious...

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

What did I tell you about you and the kitchen? STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! Some people are not meant to go there.



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This isn't MY kitchen. It's my sisters fault. I'm stating at her house because my heat isn't working. If she had noticed that the fish was rotten, she would have thrown it out, and I wouldn't have accidentally ate it thinking it was good

[mALX]

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

What did I tell you about you and the kitchen? STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! Some people are not meant to go there.

This isn't MY kitchen. It's my sisters fault. I'm stating at her house because my heat isn't working. If she had noticed that the fish was rotten, she would have thrown it out, and I wouldn't have accidentally ate it thinking it was good

You need to sit your butt down in the dining room in a chair and tell your sister you are hungry - have your sister cook and bring you your meals, serve them and then remove the empty dishes when you are done eating. It is your only hope to survive this "kitchen curse" you have. Tell her I said so, and to get hopping right away before you starve. Oh, and DON'T BREAK HER TOILET! (Before she bans you from using it and makes you go outside for doing your business while visiting her).

[Elisabeth Hollow]

-sobs- THE FISH I COOKED WAS ROTTEN!

What did I tell you about you and the kitchen? STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! Some people are not meant to go there.

This isn't MY kitchen. It's my sisters fault. I'm stating at her house because my heat isn't working. If she had noticed that the fish was rotten, she would have thrown it out, and I wouldn't have accidentally ate it thinking it was good

You need to sit your butt down in the dining room in a chair and tell your sister you are hungry - have your sister cook and bring you your meals, serve them and then remove the empty dishes when you are done eating. It is your only hope to survive this "kitchen curse" you have. Tell her I said so, and to get hopping right away before you starve. Oh, and DON'T BREAK HER TOILET! (Before she bans you from using it and makes you go outside for doing your business while visiting her).

KoB reminds me the friend we have staying here. I was teaching him how to cook eggs, and trying to teach him how to properly crack the egg. I got too fancy and did it with one hand, and he tried doing it on the edge of the frying pan without holding the pan down. Well... -sigh- the pan got knocked off of the burner and flung itself at me. Luckily the butter wasn't warmed up all of the way XD

He isn't allowed to even stand in the kitchen anymore lol

[Grits]

LOL, KoB. Eating rotten fish in a house where the toilet is broken. Yikes.

[Destri Melarg]

... When I walked into the kitchen, he was pulling coleslaw, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles(he only bothered to use the juice), milk(yes, he drenched the sandwich in milk) and butter out of the fridge. He stuck all that in between wheat bread, and poured a pile of salt on it. He looked at me, and without using correct grammar, he said this to me in the exact way I'm about to write it:

"Uncle [insert my name here], I maked you a samwich"

He put a lot if effort into it. He even made sure he put the bread in evenly, so I would have felt to bad if I had said no to eating the sandwich

This. Thankfully, I'm not the one who had to eat it! Sorry KoB, between the rotten fish and your nephew's sandwich this just hasn't been your month!

This post has been edited by Destri Melarg: Feb 12 2013, 12:45 AM

[mALX]

... When I walked into the kitchen, he was pulling coleslaw, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles(he only bothered to use the juice), milk(yes, he drenched the sandwich in milk) and butter out of the fridge. He stuck all that in between wheat bread, and poured a pile of salt on it. He looked at me, and without using correct grammar, he said this to me in the exact way I'm about to write it:

"Uncle [insert my name here], I maked you a samwich"

He put a lot if effort into it. He even made sure he put the bread in evenly, so I would have felt to bad if I had said no to eating the sandwich

This. Thankfully, I'm not the one who had to eat it! Sorry KoB, between the rotten fish and your nephew's sandwich this just hasn't been your month!

KOB has "Kitchen issues." He can't even pass the open kitchen door without something happening to him that either injures him or makes him ill. If I had the free time to do it, I'd have to go become his personal chef, he needs one badly.