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post Feb 8 2011, 07:44 AM
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I'd like this thread to be used as a tribute to all the writers on the FanFic Forum here at Chorrol - please feel free to add any tidbits you find in anyone's story while reading!!





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I'll start off with one of my faves:


Tellie: The chronicles of Salina Delvanni



Lachance giving you a problem? Just tell him you'll go Tellie on his butt and watch him run, lol.


Here is a little sample of what Tellie did to Lachance in "The chronicles of Salina Delvanni" - I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life:


QUOTE(Tellie @ Sep 23 2007, 08:54 AM) *

The man laughed a bit. "Thats true, but still you are a murderer, and I, I am Lucien Lachance, a speaker for the Dark Brotherhood, and a member of the Black Hand, and we would like to offer you a place amongst us".

I looked down at my hand for a moment, feeling rage mount up in me, but I concealed it as giddyness, "Yes..." I said as I rose up from the floor, and sheathed the dagger, with a swift movement I rammed my knee into his groin, and was pleased to hear him whimper in pain, as he dropped to the floor cluthing his lower areas..."YOU BROKE MY FINGERNAIL...NEVER BREAK A WOMAN'S FINGERNAIL" I yelled at him, and delivered another kick and was pleased to hear him whimper again 'poor bugger propably never been this humiliated before'I thought with a smirk.



Followed by this scene:


QUOTE(Tellie @ Sep 23 2007, 08:54 AM) *

So”, a dark creepy voice awoke me, and true enough there stood Lucien Lachance, whom had now added what looked like metal plating in the crotch area of his black robe.


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minque
post Apr 18 2013, 08:34 PM
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In the old days...haha when I actually spent most of my evenings here there was a story called "The story of Trey" That story was the catalyst for my meager trials in the noble art of writing...

Anyway I have collected some "quotes" from this story that makes me laugh EVERY time I read them....

So enjoy the first one

From the story of Trey, by Treydog
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Trying to read a scroll as some guy comes charging at you with blood in his eyes is not fun. Just in time, the skeleton coalesced in front of me- facing the WRONG WAY! “Not me! Him! Attack HIM!” I screamed. With a toothy smile (the only kind he was capable of), the skeleton turned toward the wizard


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Chomh fada agus a bhionn daoine ah creiduint in aif�iseach, leanfaidh said na n-aingniomhi a choireamh (Voltaire)

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post Jun 3 2013, 04:59 PM
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minque, I remember that one! laugh.gif I love Trey’s tone throughout his story, and the surprise laughs that come in the middle of dramatic moments.

Here’s one from early in mALX’s A New Sun Rises. Thanks to ThatSkyrimGuy for bringing it back to mind!

Some of Maxical’s letters home from the Arcane University:

QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 23 2010, 04:17 PM) *


Dear Alix and S’Jirra -

First off, I am not writing because I have gotten into trouble. Other than the watermelon incident in which no one could prove was me because - well never mind. Irlav Jarol just always blames everything that happens on me.

For your own peace of mind, it may be best if you just tear up any letters from the school that aren’t from me.

Love, M.


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Dear Alix and S’Jirra -

You may be receiving a letter from Arch Mage Traven and possibly the Imperial Legion, but you can ignore them now. I was in trouble, but Fathis Aren fixed everything. He paid off the guard with a large check and made a huge donation to the Arcane University.

We were just borrowing the horse, not stealing it. The horse wasn’t hurt, and the guard said he will press no charges since Fathis paid him so well.

I had to clean up the manure in Arch Mage Traven’s bedroom, so I‘ve already been punished. Oh, and Fathis replaced the Arch Mage's blanket with one much nicer, since the horse chewed up the old one.

Fathis was not mad at all, he did that thing with his lips that you do Alix, when you don’t want someone to know you are smiling. Alix, it was just an experiment, not a prank, I promise.

Arch Mage Traven said he has begun praying to Akatosh for me to graduate. He said I have high spirits. He never stays mad long if everyone would just stop bringing things to his attention.


Love, M




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minque
post Jun 15 2013, 10:47 PM
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Another very amusing quote

from the Story of Trey by treydog
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Generally, I find Nords to be likable; they have a simple outlook on life- smash it, spend it, eat it, or drink it.


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post Jun 19 2013, 02:19 AM
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To this very day, I still laugh when I imagine Maxical in the stadium saying "Corvus Umbranox, unhand that bird!"


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