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[Tellie]

Could anyone kindly explain that Pascal joke to us 7th grade science class dropouts??

Actually, I did pass high school biology and chemistry but never had to take physics. Totally cheated my way through the chemistry lab .... just made the smartest girl in class my lab partner in exchange for sitting at my lunch table where the cute guys hung out. (Isn't shcool idiotic?)

I was so bad at lab alone that I think I set rubber on fire ... it wasn't even supposed to look like rubber, it was supposed to congeal into a clear gel but mine turned to rubber and then caught on fire! Would have been a fine joke if I knew the actually chemicals to tell about it.

hehe, you sound a lot like me...at lunch all the cute boys and such was always hanging around me and my friendstables...we were never alone at school...sake for in the bathrooms.


but what advantage did Adam have when he told a joke??? No one had ever heard it before.

Lol I knowthat was a total dry one.

[Ibis]

Ahaha ... Tellie. And what was Eve's advantage?? No one heard her not laff?? Stupid response, eh?

Yeh, I know what you mean about the lunchtable stuff. High school for some reason is so cliqueish and always was and I think always will be. I guess it's just that age group's way. In HS I was only like 3rd circle out in the Girl's popular crowd, just inside the Wannabe orbit - but because I was cute and was in the inner Boy's popular crowd .... I was sort of used as a magnet by the popular girls. Didn't know it at the time. (It's taken me years and years of therapy to figure that one out) ... {{Just kidding.}}

So yeah, the ladies room. Wondering if you guys (er girls) smoked in there? I didn't but at our Catholic hs the senior boys were allowed to smoke cigarettes in the courtyard but no girl was allowed to smoke anywhere in our school. So you could always smell the smoke in one hiddenish ladies room where junior and senior girls congregated. lolol

[DoomedOne]

I remembered another one of my clean jokes! I'm not sure if this was mentioned already, it's pretty well known, but here goes anyway.

A famous Pirate by the name of Jolly Jim Jibbons was on the run across the Atlantic from the entire English navy, being hunted ruthlessly for his crimes. But he wasn't just cunning, Jolly Jim Jibbons knew how to inspire loyalty. One day ten English naval ships were spotted on the horizon. As the guns were mounted and the men readied themselves for a battle they'd never forget, Jolly Jim Jibbons screamed at the top of his lungs, "Fetch me me red shirt!" It was the shirt he always wore into battle.


The battle was harsh but in the end Jolly Jim pulled through and managed to sink five ships and send the other five running. Three months later, on the horizon one hundred ships were spotted. As soon as they were spotted, to the top of nhis lung Jolly Jim shouted, "Fetch me me red shirt!" and so it was fetched, and a battle took place again.

After the battle one of the younger pirates asked an elderly, very respected pirate, "Why does the Captain always don a red shirt for battle?"

The elderly pirate smiled and responded, "Arrrr! The Cap'n wears it so when he gets wounded his mean won't see 'im bleed and get discouraged."

Two months later as the ship was approaching the Carribean, five hundred ships were spotted on the horizon that morning. Captain Jolly Jim shouted at the top of his lungs, "Fetch me my brown pants!"