Thank you
so much Treydog...I imagine that a post likes that takes ages, and I'm so...Oh, I don't know the word...They all seem trite somehow...

...But whatever it
is, I am...Thank you so much...It's always encouraging...
For the more recent parts, thank you all and I apologise for being so...Confusing...

...Which these next few sections will make even worse, as they have little to do with the last part...

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To colour in from the start...The year is 3E 604, which is a good 160 years after Oblivion and New Kvatch's start...This is the year that the game Skyrim makes out as when the Aldmeri Dominion (The ruling Altmer and Bosmer collective) having conquered many lands previously held by Cyrodiil's Empire, decide to invade Cyrodiil itself...Obviously, I'm having none of that as it makes no sense within where I'm going with me story...
I've had this rebuttal planned since about a week after Skyrim came out...I hate the game's story, and am enjoying burying it...
Thank you...
1.12 – Empire (Pt.1)3E 604 – Imperial Palaces, Newheart. 30 miles south-west of Cheydinhal.Seven pairs of heavy booted, martial feet echoed as they made their way along the marble floor of the Imperial Palace’s throne room. The soldiers of the Second Aldmeri Dominion marched briskly towards the occupant of the throne, looking neither left at the opulent furnishings and ornate hanging tapestries, depicting the major cities and landmarks of Cyrodiil, or right, out of the giant windows, beyond which lay ornamental, manicured, terraced gardens. Seven pairs of eyes stared fixedly at the seated, emerald green attired small woman with copper coloured hair, who at this point seemed to have not noticed their approach.
The lead Altmer, General Sher Derlar, brought the party to a stop at the base of the steps up to the dais. He watched the Empress reading a book to the two children at her knee. The young girl’s eyes kept trying to turn to watch the soldiers, but the son’s seemed to be fixed on his mother. The General looked up behind the throne. Two soldiers – a pair of The Empire’s vaunted Knights’ Blades – stood either side, a female Khajiit on the left and a male Nord on the right. Both stood with legs apart and arms folded, at ease. Knowing who they were, the General was under no illusions about how battle ready the pair were.
Sher Derlar didn’t become the Aldmeri Dominion’s finest general by going into situations blindly, and recognised the shape of this trap before it could be sprung.
He cleared his throat.
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“Empress Mia McWylde, The Second Aldmeri Dominion has conquered your most hallowed hall and now holds you prisoner. Call off your armies, submit to our will and rule and you
will be treated fairly.”
“...And that is how Farn Olfsson saved the day
again. If only all Olfssons were as heroic, eh?” The Empress smiled and turned to look at the Nord.
The children laughed at the joke.
“Madam!” the General said with an edge.
“Oh, yes, hello!” Said the Empress with surprise and closed the book. “Still, after a hundred and fifty years, some things have to change eh?” she smiled at the Aldmeri soldiers. “Have you ever read this General?...Um?”
“Derlar, madam.”
“Derlar,” the Empress nodded. “Well, General? Have you ever read ‘Legends of The Knights of The Nine?’”
“We are required to study all the texts regarding our greatest enemies.”
“Greatest enemies? You’ve only been causing trouble for thirty years for Aetherius’ sake, how can they be your ‘Greatest Enemies’” The Empress said in a mocking voice while she made quotation marks with her fingers.
“Madam, your Highness, please, I don’t think you appreciate the danger you’re in. We have you
completely at a disadvantage. You have sent all your troops away, you have little to no defence here. We are the elite troops of the Aldmeri Dominion and there are only two here to defend you. There were none outside.
“You can end this without loss of life. All you have to do is surrender, right here, right now.”
“Otherwise?”
“Please, have one of these...Soldiers take the children away. I am not without respect. They do not need to hear...discussions.” The General narrowed his eyes.
The girl whimpered and looked up at her mother with trembling lip.
The Empress put her hand out and gestured with her eyebrows, then winked. The daughter smiled weakly and put her hand to her mother’s, who gripped it.
Mia McWylde was about to speak when her son said,
“Can I kick him in the nuts?”
The words died in the Empress’ open mouth as she looked at her son.
“Only Olfsson said I should kick people I don’t like in the nuts.”
“
Did he indeed?” The Empress looked around at Cairn Olfsson who had the good grace to look embarrassed. “We are at court Robert, can you mind your manners?”
“Oh, sorry mother...
Please can I kick-“
“
No!
“We used to call then Jerbey’s in
my day and then only-”
“MADAM! You are in a dire situation. Could you please give it some damned
respect!!”
“You mind your language in front of my children man! Now, what do you know of me?”
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The General could feel the trap starting to bite, but he was – he had to admit – somehow unable to see where it was coming from.
The Empress asked him again.
“What do you know of me?”
The months of study ran away with his mouth.
“You are Empress Mia Seren Jarn, but you rule with the Dynastic name of McWylde. A former Knight of The Nine yourself, you married Andreius Jarn, another Knight of The Nine
after you rose to the throne and eventually had these two...children, Prince Robert and Princess Eleni. Your father is the Nordic Knight, Karran Shernsson, one of these ‘Legends of the Knights’ you speak of, and your mother is Maire Shernsson, bearer of the Emerald Lamp, high-keeper of the flame in the Order of The Lamp.
She is the only daughter of Emperor Robert McWylde and his wife prior to his rising to the Dragon Throne, Caroline. Your mother’s younger brother was taken by the same conflict that also took your father,
your brother, and led to your grandfather’s death in the destruction of the old Imperial City.
“That act is still under discussion as to how it happened, the White-Gold Tower had stood for many an age, and yet it now lies ruined by a wave of destruction previously unheard of.” Having no opinions or facts levelled at him, the General continued, “I know that you are
much older than you appear, and that’s down to the Altmer blood in your family, which seems to be still going strong given that it is now four generations back.
“You ascended to the throne twenty years ago on the day your Grandfather died. Your mother actually inherited it, but then abdicated in favour of you within seconds.
“You rule over a much diminished Empire – if it could be even truly called that anymore – but much of the blame for that lies with the Elder Council’s having ruled for too long without a
true Emperor...Or Empress.
“And you rule from here, the palaces in the city of Newheart, as in New heart of the Empire. Very clever.”
The General tilted his head, “Anything else or can we get on with it now?”
The Empress leaned forward with a particularly venomous smile. “No, that’s my biography, I said what do you know of
me?”
Damn, the General thought,
I can feel
the trap...Where is
it?
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“Did you know that my favourite colour is emerald green, because it reminds me so much of my mother?...Or did you know that I when I’m here alone you’re more likely to find me in the servant’s kitchens of an evening, eating chicken and deep fried chipped potatoes with
them, than the dross that I get at these almost unending damned banquets?..I love cats, dogs, the smell of summer rain on sun-baked ground, I want a pet unicorn and did you know that I would never,
ever,” The Empress spat the word with all the venom she could, “keep my children in a situation where there was the
slightest danger to them?”
The General frowned and looked left and right.
“I have three words for you General and your ‘we need a
second Aldmeri Dominion because the first one failed spectacularly.’”
General Derlar sneered, “I’ll never surrender?”
“Isn’t that technically
four words? I’ll...It’s a contraction isn’t it?...I will never surrender...That’s four?..But I suppose
I’ll is used so much that it doesn’t matter really...” The Empress shook her head and frowned, “But anyway, ignoring the possibility of it being
four words, it is
definitely a cliché. No, I was thinking more,” The Empress sat forward with eyes shining with magic as she said,
“Fus-Ro-
DAH!”
The air blast from the Thu’um knocked the seven soldiers backwards as if autumn leaves before a storm. They came to an abrupt halt at the wall and thick oaken doors that had been closed behind them.
The Empress stood, lifted the front hem of the skirts on her emerald silken gown and sped towards the piled soldiers. Skidding to a dignified halt next to the General. Mia knelt down and smiled a particularly humourless smile at the Altmer.
“You arrogant little $hit, you really believed you could just walk in here and demand we roll over for the great Altmer nation didn’t you?” she nodded, “You thought that you could just lure me into making a mistake like leaving here undefended? HAH!...What’s most insulting is that everyone always underestimates
me. I mean how stupid can one man
be fercryingoutloud? You said it all yourself, Knight of The Nine? Nordic Legend of a father? Most powerful woman in the world for a mother?
And I’m the kriffing Empress you idiot! Any idea of the power that gives you? And I mean
literally not figuratively. And you genuinely thought that you seven ever held a slightest threat to me? HAH!”
The general was gasping for breath but he forced out, “Language Empress. More soldiers coming, Shrouded. You’re dead but you don’t know it.”
“No there isn’t.” McWylde shook her head. “We knew you were coming, we knew when you crossed onto the estate and you were followed all the way in here.”
“Heh, impossible. We know that the Shrouded cannot be followed.”
Mia’s eyes flashed purple. A ghostly figure appeared, hanging in the air behind her. A full face covering dwarven helmet on its head, its chest covered in a ghostly representation of the Knights’ armour, ending in the traditional wispy skirts of the wraiths.
“Meet the Zephyr Wraith, for want of a better name...I call him Keith.” She smiled back at the wraith. “Developed by the finest minds in Cyrodiil, they came up with the ultimate defence for the Shroud. You see, you still make people shaped air pockets when you move.” The Empress shrugged. “They saw, they warned us, you were followed.”
“Impossible.”
“Besides, with a room full of soldiers you were never going to get very far.”
“What the hells do you mean
now woman?” asked the General with a disgusted sneer.
“Meet my husband, General.”
A man appeared, standing right behind the Empress. He was blonde haired, blue eyed and had the look of a man who was generally unimpressed.
The General’s eyes widened in shock. The shock grew as the remainder of the soldiers revealed themselves.
“General,” Mia said, “Meet the Knights’ Blades and the Knights’ Shadow. Be impressed, be
very impressed.”
“We still have an invasion fleet.” The General spat out.
“Yeah well, we have a J’Drell. Now,” men’s knees buckled, the young princess squealed briefly and fainted. She caught by the prince and placed, seated on the throne, the Universe was generally warped as Mia McWylde brought the full power of the Voice of The Empress to bear on the Altmer General, “what are your plans General? And I don’t mean the ‘Log cabin for the weekend with pretty lieutenant’s pretty wife.’” Mia looked left briefly, “Widow.”
Mia looked thoughtful for a moment, then she added, “And just for the record, I’m going to take it all back.
Every bit of the lost Empire I
will have back. I’m going to live for a long time General. Every country. One at a time.
“Now, about those plans.”
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When the General had finished talking Mia stood up.
“Deal with that.” She ordered the soldiers while pointing.
Two fast talking children rushed at the Empress, and it was with a wince at the squeal from the Altmer General that she realised that the answer “Yes of course!” had gone to the wrong question. As the little princess had run to her with, “Mummy! Mummy!! Did I do good? Was I a brave girl?” the prince had simply asked at the same time, “
Please can I kick him in the nuts
now?”
“That reminds me,” she said to her husband, “did the Surilles ever deliver the wine?”
She kissed the heads of the two children and called Cairn Olfsson over to look after them. She dragged her husband behind one of the large stone columns inside the throne room. Then she planted her lips on his and kissed Andreius deeply.
They parted and he asked, “What now?”
“Well,” she looked up demurely from under her lashes, “I’m going back to my room and have a beautiful Khajiiti help me take off my clothes,” She bit the corner of her bottom lip, “and change into something more befitting,” she leaned in, lips close to his, “a good...Hard...Ride...” She paused. And then said loudly, “It’s your own fault Olfsson, you shouldn’t have been eaves-dropping.”
Mia looked up at her husband. Andreius said, “You’re going to Anvil aren’t you?”
She nodded. “I have to.”
Jarn frowned, “No you don’t, you
want to.”
“Careful husband, I am still your Empress.” She mock chided him.
“Yes, that you
are your Highness. I can still worry can’t I?”
“Of course. It won’t make the slightest difference though.” Mia smiled.
“Would it help if I was on my knees?”
“Undoubtedly,” the Empress raised an eyebrow, “but we haven’t got time for that sort of thing.” She smiled at her husband briefly but then it dropped as she shouted, “Olfsson!! Oh for Gods’ sake, go get a drink man!” Mia sighed and then said, “See the children safely to Cloud Ruler Temple, I’ll join you ere I’m able.”
Andreius looked pained.
“Why are you suddenly talking like
that?” he asked.
“Dunno, seemed somehow appropriate. Look, if all goes well, it’s unlikely to take very long.”
“And if it goes badly?”
“Then I shall arrive at Cloud Ruler needing a long hot bath...As I shall be all...Sweaty and dishevelled...” She paused. “I said, sweaty and dishevelled!”
Mia leaned back behind the column to look at the soldiers. All of them were staring towards the throne, she looked back to her husband who was also doing likewise.
Empress McWylde turned and beheld a well dressed, bearded man, sat on the opulent throne. As one, the sound of many swords being drawn and the noise of destructive spells being called to free hands filled the room.
“Oh dear,” the bearded man said, “I fear this is becoming a familiar and tiresome habit.” And clicked his fingers.
The scene changed to all the soldiers spinning around the room as if dancing formally, hand in hand and hand on back, all in a large circle. Music was coming from all around them, with no visible means.
The dead Altmer were lying on the large sofas, as if asleep.
Mia noted that while she was dancing with the bearded man, her husband was with the Khajiit, Ka’Sari, Cairn Olfsson was looking less happy at dancing with the Altmer General, but the children were laughing while dancing together quite happily in a smaller circle inside the adults’.
“Aww.” She cooed.
“Yes, quite sweet.” The bearded man said. “Now, my dear, it’s been a while...Let’s talk of blessings shall we?”
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This post has been edited by McBadgere: Feb 25 2012, 02:44 PM