Congrats to Arch-Mage Gilda! Now she’s Gilda of two guilds.

I’ve also found that two archers is a lot of fun.
How funny about the crab-free Rift waters. I never noticed!
Capt. Z has filled his crew with the mercenary Stenvar and a tasty looking Dunmeri mage (Elsif from a mod) that he met on the road. First he hired Jenassa because he thought she might not object if she witnessed him in the act of his favorite deeds, but she was so grim and dour that he fired her before they got back to the ship. You have a life, woman! Enjoy it!
Anyway he took Stenvar on a midnight rampage up the coast. Due to his Steed blessing and vampiric gifts the Zanimal is pretty good at sneaking. He loves to creep up on unsuspecting mortals and then set off an explosion right in their face. (If he was better at sneaking he could sneak-bite them. That’s what he
really wants to do.) Stenvar is a little heavy in the feet, though, so Zanimal has to approach very carefully when he has the big man at his back.
The sky was completely overcast so they approached Fort Hraggstad from the front. Capt. Z wanted to determine how far these Nords could see in the pitch dark, mostly for future reference. His hood and boots have glowing runes on them, by the way. The Captain is not worried that they might make him a target in the dark. He thinks they look magey, cool, and
intimidating as befits a sorcerer. I can’t argue with the Captain’s sense of style.
The night was a silken cloak concealing their movements. The Zanimal slipped up toward the fort, picking out his first target. Stenvar had managed to get this far without tripping on a rock and giving away their position. Capt. Z readied a Fire Rune in his right hand and a zombie spell in his left.
Then there was a gigantic thump. A dragon landed pretty much right on the Zanimal’s head.
Things got confusing. Vampire night vision is not a good combination with dragon fire. Thankfully the Zanimal is far too lusty to let himself get blood starved (he’s usually more like blood-stuffed), so he didn’t burn to an instant crisp. The bandits joined in and it would seem they can shoot pretty well in the dark. Stenvar was extremely helpful lighting the dragon up with his shock-enchanted blade. (Called The Blade of Storms. Zanimal was not impressed with Stenvar’s creativity. The Z’s fire blade is called Ashmaker.)
The dragon turned out to be not terribly tough. Zanimal charged joyfully into the fort which was now boiling with alert bandits that the dragon completely failed to kill. The dragon’s soul swirled around like a big quest arrow for the bandits pointing at the Zanimal. Stenvar and his Captain ripped through the fort backed up by Zanimal’s awesome summoned skeleton. It was extra fun to not have him freezing to death by the end of the fight. As a vampire Capt. Z is not bothered by cold, wet, or hunger for food. In fact food and potions are no benefit to him. He does however still have a taste for wine. The Z will go to great lengths to loot every last bottle.
So the Zanimal drank a bunch of wine afterward while pillaging the fort. He takes just about everything. Stenvar got all of the ale and mead but it was hard to tell if he was lit, since he sounds like a guy who’s trying not to sound drunk even when he’s sober.
Oh, the reason they were up there in the first place. Sybille Stentor sent Capt. Z on an errand to clear out some vampires nearby. That went well. It was kind of a boring job. Zanimal knows that good and evil are in the eye of the beholder, so he keeps up relations with certain locals in charge. That means taking jobs from the Jarls of port cities. It’s a comfort to know that while you’re out pillaging the guards aren’t back home attacking your ship.
One neat thing happened as the Zanimal returned to the Solitude docks right before dawn. He saw most of his crew leaving the dock tavern (mod) and walking back to the ship. He made a mental note to contact the Solitude head jailor in case in the future any of them get into trouble while he is away.