Today In Skyrim (Spoilerific), Like the other one, but with added spoilers!!! Options

[mALX]

I'm a little worried for Kharjo...

GAAAAAH! What happened?

I'm guessing it's the company he keeps. Also, who's Jodi Arias?

A young girl with a dissasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma, who thought her boyfriend was planning to betray her so she had to kill him. Now she says the voices in her head made her do it, and thinks you should always trust the voices in your head because they are from the god she worships.

[Colonel Mustard]

I'm a little worried for Kharjo...

GAAAAAH! What happened?

I'm guessing it's the company he keeps. Also, who's Jodi Arias?

A young girl with a dissasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma, who thought her boyfriend was planning to betray her so she had to kill him. Now she says the voices in her head made her do it, and thinks you should always trust the voices in your head because they are from the god she worships.

I...

That is a weird, weird coincidence...

This post has been edited by Colonel Mustard: Mar 27 2013, 03:09 PM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

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[/quote]I'm guessing it's the company he keeps. Also, who's Jodi Arias?
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A young girl with a dissasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma, who thought her boyfriend was planning to betray her so she had to kill him. Now she says the voices in her head made her do it, and thinks you should always trust the voices in your head because they are from the god she worships.
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I...

That is weird, weird coincidence...
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Wow, that exists?!

[Colonel Mustard]

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[quote name='Colonel Mustard' date='Mar 27 2013, 08:51 AM' post='159595']
[quote name='mALX' post='159594' date='Mar 27 2013, 01:50 PM']
[quote name='Colonel Mustard' post='159583' date='Mar 27 2013, 03:16 AM']
[/quote]I'm guessing it's the company he keeps. Also, who's Jodi Arias?
[/quote]
A young girl with a dissasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma, who thought her boyfriend was planning to betray her so she had to kill him. Now she says the voices in her head made her do it, and thinks you should always trust the voices in your head because they are from the god she worships.
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I...

That is a weird, weird coincidence...
[/quote]
Wow, that exists?!
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What, coincidence exists ofr disasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma exists?

[Elisabeth Hollow]

What, coincidence exists ofr disasociative personality disorder possibly caused by some kind of repressed trauma exists?

Not the coincidence. I thought the disorder itself was really rare, though a lot of people probably slip under the radar.

[Renee]

Tirdas, 9:09 PM, 21st of Rain's Hand

"You arrived in time. I think those vampires were getting rather hungry".

Lord Haaf-Mersey and his annoying (but deadly) partner Mjoll the Lioness are walking north towards Dragon Bridge, as colored lights (blue and green) blaze across the night sky. They have rescued Dexion Evicus, the Moth Priest who came to Skyrim from Cyrodiil.

"'Tis of no concern, my good fellow." Haaf-Mersey answers the Moth Priest. "For 'twas of very scornful natures, those wretched beings. They must be rid from the presence of Skyrim."

Lord Haarf-Mersey initially had been planning on going to Pinemoon Cave and Wolfskull Cave, in service of Falk Firebrand and Solitude, but as the Moth Priest started to wander away, the crusader from Cyrodiil decided he and Mjoll must join him. They must! ... He cannot make the trip alone.

"I wemember a cut-puhse tried to rub me on da road once. When I drew Greemserver, I t'ink de poor man soyled his arrdmors!" Mjoll babbles to Dexion.

She seems happy to have somebody else to babble to, the Lord thinks to himself.

The trio heads north towards Dragon Bridge, and then turns roughly east towards Solitude. As they travel they are attacked by a Dark Brothhood Initiate! Haaf-Mersey fights the assassin at first, a few blows from his exquisite-strength dwarven sword stun the assassin! ... Then he lets Mjoll handle things from there. Armed with a new mace which has an occasional paralyzing effect within its nature (not to mention an ice storm staff) Mjoll can handle herself just fine. The crusader from Cyrodiil walks away from this melee, hoping the Moth Priest has not wandered too far. He has not.

"My moddher was a sdddrong woman" Mjoll says as she catches up to Haaf-Mersey and Dexion. "She's de one who insdddructed me on my sword fighting techniques. Can you imagine?"

"Thank the divines for you," answers Dexion the Moth Priest.

The trio walk under Solitude (I am really curious to see where the heck he goes!) and then away from it. Eventually the Moth Priest leaves the road, and starts walking towards a beach area. He walks here, and then walks off the beach, wading though shallow water to a small island.

As the sky lightens from a dazzling set of colors to a dismal grey, Lord Haaf-Mersey must Calm some horkers into submission Swoof!, yet the Moth Priest does not seem to attract any sort of attack, even as he wanders too near one of these menaces, and Haaf-Mersey's spell misses its target.

6:06 AM
Dexion, the Moth Priest from Cyrodiil's White Gold Tower eventually finds a spot, climbs into the freezing cold Sea of Ghosts, and climbs back out again. He does this several times (apparently getting used to the water) and then finally swims away.

"An oddity, that one. Does he not knoweth one can just hire a carriage?"

The Lord and Mjoll both shrug, and walk away.

This post has been edited by Renee Gade IV: Mar 28 2013, 10:42 PM

[Renee]

Lord Haaf-Mersey also joined the Bard's College, which none of my others have done so far. Although LHM is not a singer or proficient with any musical instruments, he heard that the BC trains Speechcraft, and this is a skill he wants to improve. It'll be cool for his type of character to actually be able to persuade others occasionally.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Has anyone ever noticed how terrifying the old women in Skyrim are? IN Oblivion they looked sweet and sounded sweet. Gehhhh.

[mALX]

Has anyone ever noticed how terrifying the old women in Skyrim are? IN Oblivion they looked sweet and sounded sweet. Gehhhh.

Sven's mother is sweet, he is verbally abusive to her. Didn't like the idea of helping him get Camilla after seeing how he treated his own mother.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Has anyone ever noticed how terrifying the old women in Skyrim are? IN Oblivion they looked sweet and sounded sweet. Gehhhh.

Sven's mother is sweet, he is verbally abusive to her. Didn't like the idea of helping him get Camilla after seeing how he treated his own mother.

His mom is fine, but that doesn't change the fact that the old women scare me lol.

He really was a jerk to her. I always helped Faendal. Then I realized that Faendal was just as childish. So I help neither of them now.

[mALX]

Has anyone ever noticed how terrifying the old women in Skyrim are? IN Oblivion they looked sweet and sounded sweet. Gehhhh.

Sven's mother is sweet, he is verbally abusive to her. Didn't like the idea of helping him get Camilla after seeing how he treated his own mother.

His mom is fine, but that doesn't change the fact that the old women scare me lol.

He really was a jerk to her. I always helped Faendal. Then I realized that Faendal was just as childish. So I help neither of them now.

That's what I ended up doing - nothing. The quest sits unfinished in my journal.

[SubRosa]

There is an old saying: "All's fair in love and war." So I do not mind that either one is sneaky and underhanded. Taking the high road in love is a sure fire way of ending up alone and watching some a-hole pile-driving the person you love.

That said, all but one of my characters has helped Faendal. As the only wood elf in a Nord village, he's the odd man out. Sven also strikes me as a lazy blockhead. He is supposed to work at the mill, but I have never seen him there cutting wood, like Faendal does.

This post has been edited by SubRosa: Apr 1 2013, 06:45 PM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

There is an old saying: "All's fair in love and war." So I do not mind that either one is sneaky and underhanded. Taking the high road in love is a sure fire way of ending up alone and watching some a-hole pile-driving the person you love.

That said, all but one of my characters has helped Faendal. As the only wood elf in a Nord village, he's the odd man out. Sven also strikes me as a lazy blockhead. He is supposed to work at the mill, but I have never seen him there cutting wood, like Faendal does.

Dude, I lost it at "pile driving the person you love" XD

If you read the letters they want you to give Camilla, it just...I don't know, they made me laugh, but at the same time, I thought that Camilla deserved someone less childish.

I wore the Amulet of Mara over there once and she was like "Oh, you're not taken?" and I was like... "No Camilla. No. My heart belongs to someone else."

XD

Besides, if you marry her, Faendal comes and "visits" her anyways.

Mhmmm.

[SubRosa]

If you read the letters they want you to give Camilla, it just...I don't know, they made me laugh, but at the same time, I thought that Camilla deserved someone less childish.

Well, you were not expecting something deep and moving from an Elder Scrolls game were you!

I wore the Amulet of Mara over there once and she was like "Oh, you're not taken?" and I was like... "No Camilla. No. My heart belongs to someone else."

XD

I know, she's the town skank!

Besides, if you marry her, Faendal comes and "visits" her anyways.

Threesome!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Well, you were not expecting something deep and moving from an Elder Scrolls game were you!

Was that too much to ask for? XD

[Grits]

Sven's mom is a nasty piece of work. Jensa got a real ear full of racist talk from her. Also she smothers “her boy” Sven, and Sven apparently doesn’t have the balls to leave home (just like she raised him, lol). Lucky for Sven Jensa had balls enough for both of them. Since Jensa was a country bumpkin fresh off the mountain it didn’t take much for Sven to impress her with his bardliness. But that impression didn’t last long.

I like the way that little quest is put together. You can go tattle on the one who gives you the letter to the other guy, play along with the deception, or just straight up tell Camilla that one of them is a filthy lying hog. Or ignore the lot of them, as several of my characters have done.

[SubRosa]

Don't forget, they don't call Faendal a 'wood' elf for nothing either...

[Grits]

All things considered she should have hooked up with Woody. I mean Camilla can’t decide between him and a Nord, so I guess Faendal has it going on.

[mALX]

Don't forget, they don't call Faendal a 'wood' elf for nothing either...

SPEW!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Don't forget, they don't call Faendal a 'wood' elf for nothing either...

Ohhhh... XD