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[SubRosa]

So you found the Chickenmancer then! I bet he was surprised!

[Renee]

That sounds incredible, Grits, holy crisis. I actually did not know we could ride dragons.

I heard some new dialog the other day but I can't remember what it is now.

[Renee]

Lol so Master Baytor just walked into Dragon's Reach and I accidentally pushed the button to make him unsheathe his sword. The lady who's supposed to be the castle's maid said "Put that thing away in here!"

[Vital]

Lol so Master Baytor just walked into Dragon's Reach and I accidentally pushed the button to make him unsheathe his sword. The lady who's supposed to be the castle's maid said "Put that thing away in here!"

the old nord ladies are the funniest. My favorite is the one in the fort in whiterun

Ravos was in riften sometime during his search for aetherium shards and decided to look around the town...

He went into Haelgas bunkhouse because I realised I had never been in there with any character. He was quite shocked to find Haelgas little 'shrine' to dibella. The letters were particularly interesting...

That's probably old news to some of you, but it surprised me

[Renee]

It's actually been awhile since I've been to the Bunkhouse, so I've forgotten all about the shrine.

Helga's Bunkhouse is a good place to stay (for RP purposes) for characters that are shady and don't want to stay in the stupid Bee 'n' Barb, but don't want to go all the way to the Ratway. I have a vampire character (currently inactive) who would slink off to one of the Bunkhouse's quieter areas. My vamp would then turn into vapor during the day (me pressing wait button) and would solidify again at night.

[Grits]

Haelga’s bedroom is a great find. She has lots of goodies to discover. Take a look around her bed!

From NPC Darnand: “By the gods let this mine be small so we can be done with it quickly.” After spending all of those hours with Marcurio who has the same voice set, I was completely shocked to hear something new.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

So, I restarted Kayla's game and at the time, she was a level 9.

She ran into a single frost troll and panicked since all she has is one sword, one bow, and a fire spell. She tried running, but when she looked back, she ran into a tree and stalled. Well, she faced the troll and once it got down to almost no life, and it knelt and put its hand up for mercy like the humans do.

[Grits]

Oh my gosh! Yikes.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

It made me flash back to when, in Oblivion, you find the troll floating under the bridge and it has a handwritten suicide note.

Which means trolls are at least as intelligent as a kindergartner.

[ghastley]

Which means trolls are at least as intelligent as a kindergartner.

WERE intelligent. That one probably had the only intelligence genes to pass on, but troll droun.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Apparently in Skyrim, the "Elder" are considered a race? XD Old people are their own race...

Only because there's no age slider, like in Oblivion.

[ghastley]

I (or rather my Orc character) was walking past one of the giant camps on the central tundra, when one of the mammoths decided to try levitating. It rose vertically about ten times its own height, and then apparently decided it couldn't do it after all and fell to its death. None of the giants, or the other mammoths, took any notice, so apparently it happens all the time.

Why do I never have Fraps started when that happens?

This post has been edited by ghastley: Mar 18 2014, 07:25 PM

[SubRosa]

Apparently in Skyrim, the "Elder" are considered a race? XD Old people are their own race...

Only because there's no age slider, like in Oblivion.

Children are their own race too. It is the same in FO3 and FONV. That is where it started in fact. When I first saw an Elder Race, I was thinking "Cool! I can play Cthulhu!" Sadly, it turned out to not be Elder Gods...

I (or rather my Orc character) was walking past one of the giant camps on the central tundra, when one of the mammoths decided to try levitating. It rose vertically about ten times its own height, and then apparently decided it couldn't do it after all and fell to its death. None of the giants, or the other mammoths, took any notice, so apparently it happens all the time.

Why do I never have Fraps started when that happens?

I have seen that before. With horses too. It is always hilarious!

This post has been edited by SubRosa: Mar 18 2014, 07:54 PM

[Grits]

Yikes! I’ve seen a giant’s club do that. My character got out of there before it fell back down!

I have a new giant camp report. Otto had a very close fight against the Bonestrewn Crest dragon and the Steamcrag Camp giant. When he eventually saw what was on the grill at the camp, he stopped feeling bad about having to kill that giant!

[PhonAntiPhon]

When I first saw an Elder Race, I was thinking "Cool! I can play Cthulhu!" Sadly, it turned out to not be Elder Gods...

I would have been so into that.

Who would you like to be?
Shub-Nigurrath, Nyarlathotep, Hastur...

...I went to a fancy dress New Year's Eve party as Hastur, actually...

[Renee]

Well, she faced the troll and once it got down to almost no life, and it knelt and put its hand up for mercy like the humans do.

Oh my gosh!

[SubRosa]

When he eventually saw what was on the grill at the camp, he stopped feeling bad about having to kill that giant!

There is a sign by the camp telling people not to bother the giant. So I put it down to Darwinism in action.

...I went to a fancy dress New Year's Eve party as Hastur, actually...

How Unspeakable!

[Grits]

I don't think that horse knew how to read.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

An Altmer Legate named Fasendil. I never really paid attention when I played the main quest, so...

[Grits]

Grumpy old man passing Warmaidens: “What is she doing, looking for rubies in rubbish? Get a job!” (Neph was checking to see if the barrels and therefore her garden had respawned. )

Haming on witnessing Jensa start a campfire: “I wish I could play with fire like that!”

Salonia Carvain (the woman who has come to Skyrim with her husband for Vittoria Vici’s wedding) walking past on the road: “When we get back to Cyrodiil I swear I will hire an army of battlemages to come up here and set fire to the whole damned province.”