The Everything Thread, Here you can post about anything you wantu Options

[mirocu]

-So you have a Deadpool 2 script for me?


-Yes sir, I do


-Amazing

[Sakiri]

Hey Miro.

[mirocu]

Hey Miro.

Hi there, hello!


Two weeks till vacation!!

[Adella]

-So you have a Deadpool 2 script for me?


-Yes sir, I do


-Amazing

I love that guy, he cracks me up.

Watching him is always Super easy, barely an inconvenience

A.

[mirocu]

I love that guy, he cracks me up.

Watching him is always Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Yeah-yeah-yeah


Well, I'm off to bed now because I'm tired for some reason I decided

[Adella]

I love that guy, he cracks me up.

Watching him is always Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Yeah-yeah-yeah


Well, I'm off to bed now because I'm tired for some reason I decided

Well, okay then!

[mirocu]

Watching youtube is TIGHT!

[mirocu]

[Sakiri]

Lol.

[mirocu]

I summoned Harold in order to lure Uleni out of hiding. And to get a chuckle

[Sakiri]

Well, chuckle you got.

[mirocu]

I laughed more when I read that first time than I should have

[Dark Reaper]

So I guess this means hamburgers are now called Steamed Hams .

[Sakiri]

I don't get it.

[Dark Reaper]

I don't get it.

In one of the episodes of the Simpsons, Skinner invited Chalmers over for dinner and kept blundering it up, anyway he catches his kitchen on fire and lies to Chalmers that its the northern lights. Also Skinner goes to Krusty burgers and buys a bunch of burgers and calls them Steamed Ham.
Steamed Hams.



In other news: I got a new stereo.

[Sakiri]

I see. Yeah i don't really get the Simpsons. :/

[Adella]

Eat my shorts (Bart)

Other:
I was looking at the Fanfic bit. I occasionally produce cameos, but I don’t see anywhere to add them!

By cameo, I mean a piece of prose, with or without a dialogue element, which looks like it was lifted from a bigger work. So no prologue or back story and no story continuation…but an entertaining stand alone page or two.

However, everything in fanfic looks dedicated to specific chars from their beginning, and continuing progressively. Which is fine and dandy (I have some of that squirrelled away too), but can I not add individual and unconnected shorties somewhere?

Could I start a topic for that? Or is it not what is wanted here?

Advice please…anyone!

A.



Here is an example of what I mean following a battle (In Falskaar as it happens). There is no more, no lead in, no continuation. You enjoy what it is (or not) as it stands.

Hmmm, I just had a thrilling fight. I had returned to a camp where some bandits had respawned. The fights were so so with largely straight kills.

Most were already dispatched when this enraged regular Thug caught up with me in the courtyard. We engaged with the usual swipes, power attacks and blocks suddenly he made an over arm power attack which I dodged by moving left, and before he could complete his swing, I brought my sword across in a waist high flat arc from right to left
My razor sharp Dragonbone blade slashed a line right across his bare gut. The rent flesh opened like a vomiting mouth, spilling his intestine at his feet.

The vile pile of green and red bile sat there steaming in the chill crisp morning air.
His trembling fingers released his redundant sword and his confused questioning eyes locked with mine for a second before he dropped to his knees.

In slow motion it seemed, he looked down at the mess of guts and in his delirium he vainly tried to scoop them back into his gaping belly. I twisted my boot into his oozing entrails ending the fruitless attempt. He looked up at me with water filled eyes, the anger replaced with a deep sadness. Perhaps he was thinking of some loved one he knew he would never see again, I can’t know. He seemed to be trying to say something, but the shock reduced it to a stammering “I..I..I” and he began to wobble.

I took a brief pity upon him. “Shsh baby” I cooed to him, bending down and smoothing his greasy hair back from his dirt and blood smeared face. In a moment we both reached an unspoken understanding. A courtesy between combatants.
“Th..th..thank y..you” he managed with a grunted whisper.
I stood. My sword sank into his pain and it was over.

It was one of those special moments we occasionally face in the heat of battle. A few seconds which extend out of time and remain with us always.””
END

This post has been edited by Adella: Jul 2 2021, 03:43 PM

[mirocu]

So I guess this means hamburgers are now called Steamed Hams .

Dat's old news

[Acadian]

Adella, you have a couple of good options in the fanfic area:

1. Make a new thread for each short story in the fanfic section. If you intend on just occasionally posting a short story, this works well.

2. Make a thread to showcase any/all of your short stories. Simply explain your intent in the first post and follow it with a short story. When you're ready to add another short story, simply make a new post in your thread. The advantage of this approach is that it keeps all your creative efforts relating to short stories in one place.

[Adella]

Ok, thank you Acadian, I shall take the latter approach, but I should like to offer others the opportunity to add their creations too if desired. A shortie thread!

Adella