I've often wondered why super heroes always have to have skin-tight suits
And today's Calvin answers that. If Dad had been wearing a skin-tight suit, he'd be immediately dry and would not have suffered catastrophic wet suit damage. Also, superheros don't usually carry briefcases filled with boring papers...
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"What is life's greatest illusion?" "Innocence, my brother."
So of course I had to look it up. Apparently the Germans and the Austrians blame each other. The Germans call them Wieners - Wien being Vienna - and the Austrians call them Frankfurters. They become hot dogs when served in a bun, which is an American idea. And there is a lot of disagreement on what should or should not accompany them.
Then I got distracted by kielbasa, which just any sausage in polish, but much more specific in the USA. Plus EU directives on what is permitted to be called a sausage. Never let a eurocrat into your kitchen.
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Mods for The Elder Scrolls single-player games, and I play ESO.